Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

No, when I go to the top of the mountain later, I have to give them a popular science in front of the camera. If I encounter a spy, what correct operation should I use to get a bonus of 50.

The mountain road is not easy to walk, after Jiang Yun reached the top of the mountain.

He saw that Cai Wenjie had woken up from a coma. The guy had a rag stuffed in his mouth, and he was still pushing back and forth, whining non-stop.

Jiang Dong had already turned the woman in the white mountaineering suit over and was searching her body carefully.

"Uncle, what are you doing?"

"Xiao Yun, don't get me wrong, I'm not a robber, this matter is a misunderstanding." Jiang Dong explained awkwardly.

Jiang Yun nodded: "Uncle, you don't need to explain, I understand."

Jiang Dong withdrew his hand on the woman's chest. He turned the woman over, lying on the ground, and tied her hands behind her back with a rope.

"Xiao Yun, listen to Uncle explain to you, I am not Jie Se, there is really a misunderstanding here."

"Uncle, you don't need to explain, I understand everything."

"It's over, I can't explain this clearly, I'd better call the police, you know what a fart!" Jiang Dong said helplessly, covering his forehead.

After he finished speaking, he saw Jiang Yun picking up a pebble the size of an egg from the ground, and he was shocked.

As a person from Jiangjia Village, he naturally knew how powerful Jiang Yun's hidden weapons were.

And some time ago, Jiang Jiu was directly interrupted by the cobblestone thrown by Jiang Yun's calf. The blood hole was really scary.

Jiang Dong quickly explained: "Xiaoyun, calm down, uncle will explain to you, the two of them are..."

A cold light flashed and went straight to Jiang Yun's chest.

At the same time, pebbles the size of eggs flew out.

Cai Wenjie, who had just broken free, let out a scream, clutched his chest, and passed out again.

The modified umbrella he was using to launch the steel needle also fell aside.

This scene happened between lightning and flint, let alone Jiang Dong didn't react, even Jiang Yun didn't react, it was all subconscious actions.

The water friends in the live broadcast room panicked at that time.

"What happened just now, Taoist priest seems to have been shot by something, isn't that thing poisonous?"

"If the Taoist leader has three advantages and two disadvantages, I will be at odds with the spy dog!"

"Why doesn't the anchor use internal energy to protect the body?"

"The gun is fast beyond 7 steps, and the gun is accurate and fast within 7 steps. The internal force is not a body armor. How can it block the steel needle from the compressed gas?"

[Xiao Min]: "Brothers in the live broadcast room, don't panic. I have already called 110, 120 and 12339, the spy reporting phone number of the Ministry of National Security. I hope nothing will happen."

Jiang Yun felt a little pain in his chest, as if someone had hit him hard with a fist.

He unbuttoned his clothes and looked down at a steel needle nailed to the brick necklace around his neck.

The whole body of the steel needle still glowed with a faint blue light, and the person immediately fell into silence.

This should be a coincidence, right?

Could it be that the gray-clothed senior had counted on his doom and purposely offered help in his dream?

Jiang Yun took out a piece of toilet paper from his pocket, put it on the steel needle, pulled the needle out of the brick necklace, wrapped it in toilet paper, and carefully put it in the shoulder pocket of his coat.

That position is very safe, and there is no need to worry about the poisoned steel needle moving around and hurting people.

For some secret things in the Taoist sect, you have to go back and ask Mr. Zhang.

Jiang Dong ran over and tore off Jiang Yun's clothes.

After seeing that there was only a red mark on his chest, he breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Xiaoyun, are you okay?"

"Uncle, don't be like this, I'm fine, the steel needle is blocked by the necklace hanging around my neck."

"The spy dog ​​will never die. That is to say, in a society ruled by law now, if you want to arrest people and hand them over to the police for rewards, if this is the case in the past, you will be beaten to death on the spot."

"No, I remember that I was tied very firmly, how did that guy break free?" Jiang Dong cursed.

The female fans in the live broadcast room's favor towards Jiang Dong instantly increased.

"Open your eyes, open your eyes, uncle did a good job!"

"I never thought that the Taoist priest would be stripped of his clothes under such circumstances. Let me tell you, the chest muscles are quite big and look very strong."

"Wuuuuuu, I'm sorry for A's sister, who is older than me."

Jiang Yun and Jiang Dong went to take a look at Cai Wenjie. This guy was hit in the heart by a stone, and several ribs were broken. He is dead now.

It is estimated that the broken rib pierced the heart, causing massive organ bleeding and death.

"This guy has definitely received professional training. He was able to break and dislocate his wrist without making a sound, and then reattach it after breaking free. He is a ruthless man."

"His umbrella is also a prop for special agents. It has a high-pressure small gas cylinder inside. Although there is only one steel needle, the power of the shot is not weaker than that of a pistol bullet."

"The most important thing is that the needle is poisonous, and those who get hit will die." Jiang Yun analyzed.

Jiang Dong looked at Cai Wenjie who was already dead, his heart skipped a beat, and he sat down on the ground.

"Xiao Yun, why does Uncle feel that the two of us have gotten into big trouble?"

"Uncle, what did you say?"

"The dog spy is dead, so are you a murderer?"

"Uncle, I was in self-defense!"

"What self-defense, there is no evidence, if there is no evidence, then it is a murderer!"

"Uncle, what are you talking about, don't you have this witness?"

"What witness, I am a poacher, and you are a murderer. Do you think it is appropriate for a poacher to testify for a murderer at the scene of his crime?" Jiang Dong said logically.

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Chapter 146 Reporting the Female Spy

Listening to Jiang Dong's argument, the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.

"Clear thinking, rigorous logic, the identities of the Taoist chief and the uncle in his village are very clear, it is definitely a robbery and murder [funny]"

"Uncle is right. Even if there are spy tools, they can't explain clearly after the person dies."

"The whole mess is messed up. Is Mr. Luo here? How should the sentence be? It won't be the death penalty, right?"

"I asked you to study hard and you have to feed the pigs. Isn't this self-defense?"

Jiang Yun looked at Uncle Jiang Dong with a broken face. He quickly pointed to the drone above his head and said, "Uncle, don't panic. I've been streaming live and recorded the whole process."

"The most important thing is that the female spy is not dead yet. As long as the person is awakened, after interrogation, everything can be explained clearly."

"What, did you also take the picture of me frisking the female spy?"

"Uh, uncle, this is a live broadcast of the whole process, it should be filmed."

"It's over. If your aunt sees this on the news, she will make trouble with me. Xiaoyun, you know your aunt. She has always been arrogant and unreasonable."

Jiang Yun looked at his uncle in the same village with some distress. What the uncle said was right, but his wife was indeed a bit barbaric and unreasonable.

"Xiaoyun, after we both return to the village, you have to testify for uncle!" Uncle Jiang Dong said.

Jiang Yun nodded and agreed decisively.

If he didn't agree, a husband and wife fight would definitely be inevitable.

"Good boy, my uncle didn't love you for nothing when he was young. We will split the 50 bonus."

"Give that kid Jiang Dajiang a call. I'm going to search for the property of the dog spy now...I'm going to search for the evidence left behind by the dog spy." Jiang Dong said with a smile.

After he finished speaking, he entered the camouflage tent and began to rummage through things.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun shook his head. He took out his mobile phone and dialed the personal number of Police Officer Jiang Dajiang.

It connects in seconds.

"Hey, Xiaoyun, don't make a phone call yet. There is a big issue in our bureau. Don't ask. Something will happen if you ask. That's it. I'll hang up first."

Jiang Yun petrified on the spot as he listened to the blind voice on the other end of the phone.

Could it be that I have been in the mountains for too long, and I have derailed from the outside world.

Now that the great cause of China's unification has begun, is it all fighting?

No, absolutely not, Hunan Province is an inland province, and the coastal provinces are enough for real work, and you don’t need to use a sledgehammer to kill chickens!

He hesitated for a moment, then called again.

"Brother Dajiang, my affairs are also very important, why don't you listen to me first?"

"Xiao Yun, Jiang Daochang, Jiang Zhenren, the matter here is really big. Not only the county bureau, but also the city bureau and provincial bureau have been alarmed. Don't make trouble."

"Brother Dajiang, I caught two spies in the mountains. They are quite high-ranking. They are the heads of the Wanwan Intelligence Bureau on our side. They have the rank of colonel. Don't be irresponsible..."

Jiang Yun hadn't finished speaking when there was a swear word on the other end of the phone.

"Fuck, Jiang Daochang, don't joke with me, you are the one who found the spy in the deep mountains?"

"Uh, that's right, not all of it, and Uncle Jiang Dong from our village is the one who always likes to sneak into the mountains to hunt." Jiang Yun rubbed his nose and explained.

Now, it was the turn of police officer Jiang Dajiang on the other end of the phone to petrify.

He really couldn't figure it out. Just now, the phone of the Wudangshan Police Station was rang, and more than 100 people were talking about one thing.

There are spies in Wudang Mountain. The specific location is near the Tianyan base. It is related to an anchor and seems to have hurt someone.

Later, both the city and the province called to inquire about the situation and expressed their full support.

This incident naturally attracted the great attention of the Wudang Mountain Police Station. They applied to the Armed Police Force for a helicopter to search the mountain, and the police station's own convoy to enter the mountain was also ready.

At this juncture, Jiang Yun called. Because of the need for confidentiality regulations, police officer Jiang Dajiang didn't want to say more, but he really didn't expect that it was Jiang Yun who discovered the spy.

"Jiang Daochang, you swear to Master Sanqing that you are not kidding me?"

"Brother Dajiang, if you don't believe me, I can make a video for you. Why do you use the patriarch to suppress me?" Jiang Yun made a short video of the surrounding environment and sent it to Jiang Dajiang via WeChat.

Afterwards, police officer Jiang Dajiang directly broke the defense, he really couldn't figure it out.

For a Taoist priest who goes into the mountains to hide and relax, it doesn’t matter if you find a South China tiger, it doesn’t matter if you find piles of rare herbs, and it doesn’t matter if you find Lei Zaomu.

But you found spies, isn't that too much?

"Xiaoyun, tell me the truth, did you go to the mountains to buy goods?"

"Brother Dajiang, it's really a coincidence this time. Come here quickly. I'm worried that these two spies have accomplices. If they jump over the wall in a hurry and snatch people with guns, it will be bad." Jiang Yun said worriedly.

"You first take two 50 people to the Sky Eye base. It was built according to wartime standards, and it is difficult to attack with light weapons."

"The fastest helicopter support will arrive in about three hours. Our convoy entering the mountain will arrive in six hours. Let's keep in touch at any time and pay attention to safety." Police officer Jiang Dajiang hung up the phone directly and led the team to the police.

After Jiang Yun ended the call, he glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room and was speechless.

The water friends in my live broadcast room, how come the legal concept is not as strong as Jiang Dongshu?

"Brothers in the live broadcast room, if a beautiful spy seduces me, I will first collect information for a few months and then report her. Is this illegal?"

"Do you want to play the role of an agent who is determined to die, let me see where your atomic bomb is hidden [狗头]"

"Woooooo, I really can't resist, I was defiled by the female spy, but she thinks my job is good, let me go, can I report her?"

"If the female spy wants to seduce me, she must first provide all the videos, and I will think about it after watching it in detail."

"I lured the female spy to open the room first, and then called to report it. If they came late, I went in first, and said that they came too late. I was trying to hold her back. Do you need evidence for this operation?"

Jiang Yun felt a dull pain in his head watching the outrageous speech of the water friend in the live broadcast room.

He recalled the matters about spies in the "Civil Code", and then solemnly warned: "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, laymen in the live broadcast room, Pindao advises you to give up your thoughts."

"The crime of espionage is quite special. Unlike other crimes, it requires serious consequences before it can be considered accomplished."

"Espionage, as long as you accept money from a spy organization, or accept the temptation of a beautiful spy, it is considered a crime of espionage, regardless of whether you have engaged in espionage afterwards, so if you find a spy, you must call 12339 and report it."

"Also, wouldn't it be nice to report a spy and talk to someone with 50 yuan? You think about whoring for nothing all day long, and you don't even think about it. How many people did the female spy seduce before she seduced you?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room calmed down on the spot.

"After listening to the Taoist priest's last words, I suddenly lost interest in female spies. Er, no, I still have more. After all, 50 is really fragrant."

"I am researching controllable nuclear fusion, and it has been successful. Is there any beautiful spy in the live broadcast room, please contact [狗头] by private message"