Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"My house is still short of a down payment of 100 million, and the two upstairs are 50. I have something to give you, let's add a friend [sincerely]!"

[Director of War Terrorism Bureau] Reward a treasure map with a message: "Comrade Xiao Jiang of our bureau has done a good job in publicity. As the director, I will give him some bonuses and say one more word."

"What Zhan Hu dare not say, we fear to say, and what Zhan Hu dare not admit, we fear to admit."

"In a word, Zhanhu will do what Zhanhu can do, and Zhanhu will do even more what Zhanhu can't do. With abundant martial virtues, stars and seas, this is Zhanhu!"

[War Terror Bureau Spokesperson] Tip a Huya No. 1, with a message: "Our War Terror Bureau will do three things when we come out of the mountain: transparent and transparent, and tmd transparent."

"Let the enemy know the bottom line of our core interests. Whoever dares to touch it will cut off their hands and feet!"

A large group of people in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room changed their names to IDs with the prefix of War Terror Bureau.

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun looked at the barrage of martial virtues in the live broadcast room, he sighed heavily, and then looked up at the moon.

"Boy, times have changed. Our generation has suffered a lot to get to where we are today. The world is ours and yours, but it's still yours after all."

"You are getting old, it's time to retire, and the future of Huaxia is in your hands, don't be cowardly, don't worry!"

"Even if something happens, it will be supported by our old bones, and the sky will not fall."

"Let's not talk about it. I'm old and can't stay up late. I'll go to bed first. I have to go to the mountains to collect herbs tomorrow. You should go to bed early too."

Mr. Zhang lay in his sleeping bag. Although he deliberately turned his back to Jiang Yun, under the moonlight, the water stains on the sleeping bag that were wet with tears were still clearly visible.

Why do I often have tears in my eyes, because I love this land deeply.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we are proud of our country, and the country is proud of us. Today's China stands tall in the east, the people's wisdom is enlightened, and it is proud of the world. However, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard. I encourage you all!"

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he hurriedly broadcast.

The 10,000+ water friends in the live broadcast room have been reluctant to leave, and the number of barrage in the live broadcast room has not decreased but increased.

"Damn it, I actually witnessed with my own eyes that the Bureau of Zhan Huan gave up the dominance of public opinion to the Bureau of Zhan Terror."

"Witness the history, remember the history, never forget the history, the times are developing, and the country will get better and better, but when will the house price drop?"

"I always feel that the confrontation between men and women now is because the public intellectuals are crazily provoking inside. Brothers in the live broadcast room, don't be brainwashed by those people's videos. I slipped away first and fell asleep."

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Jiang Yun's live broadcast room has become a large chat room on the tiger fish live broadcast platform. Even if he broadcasts at night, many water friends will still gather in the live broadcast room with a black screen to chat.

The next day.

Before Jiang Yun got up, Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest, had already got up early.

He took his half-wet pillow towel to the small pool in the bamboo forest. After washing the pillow towel, he hung it in a conspicuous place to dry. Then he began to process the herbs that the two picked back yesterday.

After Jiang Yun woke up, he scoured a large pot of rice. He dug a lot of wild vegetables nearby and cooked a pot of wild vegetable porridge.

Because of the addition of Zhuzhu, the rations the two brought into the mountain were really not enough. Originally, they had to dig medicine for seven days, but now it seemed that they had to go back home on the fifth day.

After the morning class, start the live broadcast.

The two brought their hiking bags, Jiang Yun hugged Xiaobai, old Taoist Zhang led Zhuzhu, Brother Snake lay on top of Zhuzhu's head, and the team completed the preparations for departure.

The two of them made a calculation, it is better to go west today!

All the way to the west, with the help of Zhuzhu, the speed of digging herbs was indeed much faster.

"Boy, this old man has thought about it carefully. You have to keep it a secret for me about what happened last night." Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun said when he was digging ginseng.

Jiang Yun thought of the pillow towel that the Taoist priest got up to dry in the morning. He patted his chest and said, "Mr. Zhang, don't worry, you know what happened last night, and there will never be a third person to know about it."

"Very good, you are much better than your master, the old man is very optimistic about you."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were confused when they heard the conversation between the two.

"Who can tell me what the two priests talked about after the broadcast last night?"

"I always feel that old Taoist Zhang is a big shot in the War and Sudden Bureau, and he must have explained some very important things."

"Don't ask, don't ask, some things can't be asked."

Jiang Yun looked at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, he couldn't laugh or cry, but he couldn't say a word, it was so uncomfortable!

While collecting herbs in the afternoon, the two passed by a cave, and Zhuzhu and Brother Snake became excited at the same time.

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Chapter 113 Daoist, come on (seeking a monthly ticket)

Brother Snake came to the cave very excitedly. It opened its mouth wide, and a naive expression appeared on its face.

"Hiss hiss~~~"

"Hiss~~~"

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun saw the snake lying in front of the cave entrance, shaking his head inside frequently, and the old man looked bewildered.

The situation of the water friends in the live broadcast room is not much better than that of Mr. Zhang. What is the situation?

Jiang Yun looked at the cobra with black lines on his face. Brother Snake actually regarded himself as its friend.

"Boy, don't be in a daze, hurry up and translate for the old man!"

"Mr. Zhang, this cave is Brother Snake's den. It invites the two of us to go in and have a sit. Should we go in or not?"

The old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun stayed where he was, looking at the cave that was blowing in the cold wind, his two white eyebrows frowned.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back when they saw the hospitable cobra shaking its head wildly at the hole.

"Brother Snake: Two Daoist priests, you two seem to be destined for me, come in and have a seat?"

"Daoist, don't chill Brother Snake's heart, or you can go in and have a sit."

"Anchor, last time the village chief told you to understand the world, if you don't go in, you won't give me brother Snake face!"

"I don't know why, but I actually want to go in and have a sit, I hope there is no little snake [dog head] inside!"

"Come on! Daoist, stay for a while~ It's cool inside."

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun stared at the cobra for a long time, the old man sighed, and said, "Boy, this guy's kindness is hard to beat, let's go in and have a look."

"Kanli Zhendu is divided into four phenomena, Qiankun Gensun contains all directions, Mr. Zhang, this is an auspicious place, I think it's no problem to go in." Jiang Yun nodded.

"Your boy, "Si Ling Shan Jue" has already learned how to be stupefied. No matter how you enter a cave, you have to check Feng Shui, and it will be considered inauspicious."

"Look at the psychic appearance of that little guy. If this is a fierce place, do you think it will live here?"

Old Daoist Zhang shook his head, leaning on a wooden stick, he walked into the cave first, and Zhuzhu followed closely behind Zhang Lao.

Brother Snake raised his head and stared at Jiang Yun with displeasure on his face: "Hiss (what a drop) ~ hiss hiss hiss (don't give me face?)~~"

"Go, go, go in together, go in together, even for the sake of the Sanqiwang and the dragon-headed phoenix-tailed gold hairpin, the poor Taoist must give you this face!"

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he walked into the cave.

After Brother Snake saw that everyone went in, he looked up at the drone and shook his head several times into the hole, and everyone in the live broadcast room sighed.

"Good guy, if my dog ​​is so smart, I will appoint him to sit in the kennel."

“It's really hospitable to the extreme [cover your face]”

"Hey, hey, sit down, hey, hey, what are you still flying in the sky!"

"Hey, if there are four dishes and one soup in the cave later, I think it's very reasonable. Brother Snake really knows the way of hospitality."

After the drone flew into the cave, the cobra shook its head and opened its mouth, which really looked like a half-smile.

The cave is very empty, with a large area, and the cave is surrounded by holes. There are several stalactite stalagmites hanging above the cave.

Water dripped slowly from the stalagmite, forming a small pool below, and the water quality looked quite good.

After Brother Snake entered the cave, he found everyone standing at the entrance of the cave. He sighed, opened his mouth and hissed twice, then crawled to the other side of the cave.

"Mr. Zhang, that guy asked us to follow him. He has good things for us." Jiang Yun said.

A group of people followed the cobra to the next cave.

There are very few gravels in this cave, and there is a fine sandy soil in the innermost part, which is very dry.

Moreover, the open hole is very large, and the rain outside can float in, so there is a large plant growing inside.

After the cobra entered the hole, it went straight to the dry sandy land, and it rolled comfortably.

The old priest Zhang Zhishun sighed: "This is a place where Fengshui gathers spirits, which is very suitable for practice. No wonder that snake is so understanding of human nature."

Jiang Yun nodded in admiration. When he passed by the small pool under the stalagmite just now, he clearly felt that the water there actually contained a slight aura.

Although the content of aura is extremely low, far less than the concentration of aura in the well in the backyard of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, it is already very rare in today's society.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help sighing when they saw the rolling cobra.

"I lost it. Brother Snake is like me. After returning home, he always lays down on the bed first, then rolls over and stretches."

"Brother Snake's Snake Cave is really a good place for vacation. It can not only shelter from the wind and rain, but also enjoy the scenery. It's really good, really good."

"It's a good thing that cobras don't have hands and feet. If it comes to lie down with Ge You, then the matter of becoming a spirit can't be explained clearly."

"Hiss hiss~~~"

Brother Snake coiled up and propped up the snake's head. It shook its head towards the sandy ground where it was lying, and its slender tail patted the ground excitedly.

"Mr. Zhang, Brother Snake said it's very comfortable to sit on. It told us to sit there and rest our feet. If we're thirsty, we can go to another cave to get some water." Jiang Yun said.

Old Taoist Zhang looked at the small piece of sandy land, and frowned. There seemed to be no room for two people and a snake in that place!

The cobra smoothed the sand with its tail. It crawled to Jiang Yun's side, looked at Jiang Yun, and shook its head at the sand again.

Good guy, as long as you don't go and sit around, you will really lose face.

Jiang Yun and Taoist Zhang reluctantly came to sit down on the sandy soil, with their backs against the stone wall, looking at the scenery at the entrance of the cave.

Don't tell me, sitting on this sandy land is really comfortable. It is basically fine sand, very clean, and there are no big rocks in it, so it doesn't hurt your butt.

Leaning against the stone wall and looking at the scenery outside the cave, it is indeed a rare enjoyment in this mountain.

Seeing that the two of them really sat down, the cobra opened its mouth wide and barked twice, with a simple and honest look on its face.

It burrowed into the plant in the cave, flopped around for a while, overwhelmed many plants, finally poked out the snake's head and hissed twice.

Only then did Jiang Yun see that among the plants over there, there was actually a piece of red fruit. Looking closely, it seemed to be a piece of ripe snakeberry.

The drone flew over and took a close-up shot of Snakeberry, and everyone in the live broadcast room was amazed!

"It's amazing! It's really amazing! Even the fruits are displayed!"

"I feel that Brother Snake is better than my relatives. When he took the Taoist priest home, he offered to give up his seat, but he even brought out fresh fruits."

"Snake is really repaying grievances with kindness. The two Taoist priests beat it twice before, but now it doesn't care about the past, and took out all its best things. I don't know if the conscience of the two Taoist priests will feel it. pain."

"Snakeberry looks like a strawberry, I want to eat it, how to make friends with Zhoushan Cobra, can anyone give me a tutorial?"

"Okay, if you want a tutorial, no problem, I will go to the cemetery and burn it for you on this day next year."

Jiang Yun picked a bunch of snake berries, washed them at the pool in another cave, and had a delicious meal with Mr. Zhang.

The two of them ate and drank enough and were about to leave after resting. Zhuzhu was not happy anymore. It bit Zhang Lao's trouser leg and moaned for a long time.

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Chapter 114 The Snake Cave Was Robbed

"What?"

Zhang Zhishun was taken aback for a moment.

What does this pig want to do? Could it be that it wants to stay in the snake cave instead of leaving?

Jiang Yun explained: "Old Zhang, Zhuzhu said there are good things in the cave, the two of us can't miss it."

"Boy, what a good thing, you said that we two caught a snake and plucked its wool, isn't it good?"

Jiang Yun shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly, "Mr. Zhang, don't embarrass me. I can only translate the general meaning."

"If I can communicate with animals without barriers, who can hide the precious herbs all over the mountains and plains?"

Zhuzhu led the two of them into the cave next door.

It walked around the interconnected caves for a long time, and finally came to a small cave with plenty of light but a dark and humid environment.

If it weren't for a pig leading the way, most people would really not be able to find this place.