Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Headache, is there a relatively simple and effortless way to exercise, let me express weakly, my comprehension is indeed a little weak [laughing and crying]"

After Jiang Yun taught Taijiquan, old Taoist Zhang Zhishun stood up and said, "Xiao Jiang, I saw many laymen in your live broadcast room. They all complained that Taijiquan is not easy to learn."

"Mr. Zhang, Taijiquan is easy to learn but hard to master. This Taijiquan is practiced to the later stage, and the moves are powerful and lethal. It is definitely not weaker than Baji, Zhuangquan and Xingyiquan."

"It's been a while since I taught the water friends in the live broadcast room to practice Tai Chi. Many of them must have gotten into it. Now they are in a bottleneck period, so they feel that Tai Chi is not easy to learn." Jiang Yun explained.

Zhang Zhishun said with a smile, "That's just right. I'm free today and I'm in a good mood. I can teach the water friends in your live broadcast room how to practice Baji Vajra Kung Fu."

"The Baji Vajra Kung Fu is easy to learn and easy to master, which just meets their needs."

The founder of the Baji Vajra Kung Fu personally came to the live broadcast room to teach the Baji Vajra Kung Fu. Who else is there in this row, the entire tiger fish live broadcasting world?

Although Zhang Zhishun is more than 80 years old, he still does not blush and his heart beats. He took the water friends in the live broadcast room and practiced Baji Vajra Kungfu three times.

There is no other person in the entire Huaxia senior circle with that energy and physical strength.

The water friends in the live broadcast room felt that they had received a second blow, and this time it was a devastating nuclear blow.

"Tears, why am I a young man who is out of breath halfway through the practice, and Mr. Zhang is not blushing and heartbeat after the practice."

"After practicing for a while, I was sweating all over my body, and my body was cold. You know, I live in Mohe in the northeast, and my house is already heated. I'm wearing short sleeves!"

"At first, I thought I was not as good as the anchor, but now it seems that I am not as good as Zhang Daochang."

"Listening to what you say is better than a word, you have learned it, you have learned it."

"This Baji Vajra Kung Fu is so strange. I started sweating profusely just after I practiced the fourth side. Could it be that I have recently suffered from kidney deficiency?"

Mr. Zhang exercised his muscles and bones, and explained to the camera: "The main point of Baji Vajra Kung Fu is the essentials of breathing and mind. When practicing Kung Fu, you must pay attention to raising Yang Qi, so that it will be useful."

Jiang Yun and his water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly realized, "Oh my god, is this the easy-to-learn and easy-to-learn exercise that the old Taoist master said?

Why do you feel that it is more difficult to practice than Tai Chi?

"Pindao is a little tired today, so we won't show other programs. It's good to chat in the live broadcast room."

"There is still an hour and a half before the broadcast. If you have any questions, you can ask me and Daoist Zhang. After 30 seconds, I will take a screenshot to answer the questions." Jiang Yundao.

Recently, when the boxing champion came to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to challenge, a lot of interesting news did happen in the society.

Moreover, Daoist Zhang Zhishun is here today, and he can ask the old Daoist to cure his illness, so many people started to frantically use the barrage.

"Master Dao, I can't take it anymore, my aunt dances square dance in front of my window every day, I haven't had a good sleep for half a month"

"Daoist, Changjin Lake will be broadcast soon, will your monks watch it? "

"Master Dao, I am 1 meters tall, and the blind date my family introduced to me is only 78 meters tall. She told me today that boys who are less than 1 meters tall are third-degree disabled. What should I call her?" 】》

"Daoist, what do you think of the large-scale blackout in Northeast China?" "

Jiang Yun is too lazy to cheat with his eyesight to take screenshots now. He closed his eyes, clicked the mouse casually to pause, and then took screenshots.

Coincidentally, this question has nothing to do with me, the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun was asked.

"Old Daoist Zhang, I often stay up late and take supplements. If things go on like this, will my body collapse? "

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Chapter 76

The old man Zhang Zhishun frowned, and he couldn't help but complain: "Little layman, according to your living conditions as a cultivator, the old man estimates that you will die suddenly before you live to be old, so you don't have to worry about your body breaking down. "

The mentality of the post-90s and post-00s in the live broadcast room immediately collapsed.

"The staying up late party passed by, and my heart felt cold. Will staying up late really lead to sudden death?"

"Is there any brother like me who stays up late playing games while drinking tea and goji berries to keep healthy?"

"Nonsense, there must be, be confident, I am [Tearful Eyes]."

"The little fairy said: We are the same, staying up late to watch dramas, while wearing expensive facial masks, I really don't know what to draw."

[Eating breakfast on an empty stomach is not good] Reward a treasure map with a message: Old Taoist priest, do you have any good recipes that can make up for our bodies that have been depleted after staying up late. "

"I am a modern leopard head. I want a healthy body and staying up late. Please tell me."

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun let out a long breath, raised his eyebrows, stroked his gray beard with his hands habitually, and said, "Young man, you must be content, how can you take all the good things in the world."

"There is no such thing as Fang Zipindao who can keep you in good health after taking a pair of medicines, but I can give you a suggestion: stay up late less, swear less, and sleep more."

"It's better for your mobile phones, and it will make the stove easier when cremating in the future. Do you understand?"

The staying up party in the live broadcast room nodded.

"Old Taoist, stop scolding, stop scolding, we understand."

"Today you don't keep healthy, tomorrow you keep a doctor. Poverty forces me to give up staying up late and unload the king."

"Suddenly I feel like a chrysanthemum in autumn. I want to open up, stop staying up late, and start today."

Jiang Yun really didn't expect that although Mr. Zhang was old, his heart was not old.

He actually had a flirty chat with a group of young people. It seemed that he didn't spend much time surfing the Internet.

"Dear fellows in the live broadcast room, Mr. Zhang never jokes with everyone, so from now on, everyone should stay up less late. After I download the broadcast at ten o'clock in the evening, everyone also put down their phones, wash up and go to bed early."

"Okay, okay, the topic of staying up late is over. If you have any questions, please ask quickly. As usual, after 30 seconds, Pindao will take a screenshot to answer the question."

Because Jiang Yun's popularity is breaking the circle, the number of simultaneous online users in his live broadcast room exceeded 10 for the first time.

Water friends range from teenagers to 90s and [-]s, and problems of various age groups have appeared in the barrage area of ​​the live broadcast room.

"Master Dao, my boss asked me to stay and work overtime during the National Day. I was in so much pain, but the triple salary is really nice."

"Anchor, I just got married, how should I handle the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law?"

"Master Daoist, I sent the sugar cake of the squid game to Tianyuan Taoist Temple. After the courier arrives, can you live broadcast the challenge [smirk]."

"Master Dao, I'm a boy from a normal university. I want to take the elevator, but I'm afraid of being bullied online. What should I do?"

The live broadcast room was swamped with hundreds of questions in an instant, and Jiang Yun clicked to pause.

"Master Taoist, I'm curious, why do Taoist priests use wooden fish in morning and evening classes? Isn't wooden fish a magic weapon used by monks?"

Ok?

There was a puzzled expression on Jiang Yun's face.

He got up and went to Sanqing Hall, and took out the wooden fish that Tianyuan Taoist had to knock in the morning and evening classes.

He knocked twice casually, and asked curiously: "Dear laymen in the live broadcast room, who told you that the wooden fish is a magic weapon used in Buddhism?"

"Uh, no one said it, but it's often done like that in TV dramas."

"In my memory, a Taoist priest should hold a floating dust and carry a long sword, while a monk should knock on a wooden fish and carry a Zen stick. Isn't that right?"

"Looking at the Taoist priest's attitude and tone, is it possible that the wooden fish is a magic weapon of our Taoism?"

Jiang Yun explained with a serious face: "Every layman, I would like to popularize science to you. Taoism invented the wooden fish as early as the Qin and Han Dynasties."

"When Buddhism was introduced to China, it borrowed from Taoism and carried out localization. Now the auspices of Buddhism, wooden fish and other things are actually Taoist things."

"Because Buddhism entered the world and Taoism pays attention to birth, plus the stereotypes of various film and television dramas, so now, Taoism uses wooden fish, but it seems to be copying Buddhism. There is really no place to reason."

The old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun was very calm beside him, and he interjected: "Every layman, don't be angry, because the Buddha is the way."

In the live broadcast room, some water friends who were originally superior were enlightened in an instant.

"Nimma, when I was about to say that those film and television dramas hurt me, the old Taoist made me laugh successfully."

"The old Taoist master's ideological realm is indeed high. Yes, Buddha is the Tao."

"After thousands of years of development, the three schools of Confucianism, Taoism, and Buddhism have already become me in you, and you in me, so it is true to say that Buddhism is Tao."

Jiang Yun stood up and stretched his waist. He originally wanted to download the broadcast now and go to bed early, but the water friends in the live broadcast room refused.

"Master Daoist, don't go [Erkang's nostril picture]!"

"Anchor, please, let's chat for a while."

Jiang Yun hesitated for a moment, sat back again, and emphasized: "Mr. Zhang just said not to stay up late, why are you forcing Pindao to stay up late again?"

"The last question, after the chat, I will download the broadcast, everyone wash up and go to bed early."

Hundreds of questions were refreshed in the barrage area of ​​the live broadcast room, Tianyuan Taoist temple experienced network fluctuations, and the live broadcast room was stuck.

Jiang Yun found that something was wrong, so he immediately took a screenshot and took a closer look.

"Master Dao, I'm an intern right now after graduation. My salary is very low and I have to live a lot every day. I feel like I'm going to be depressed. Please comfort me."

The NetEase cloud syndrome of many water friends in the live broadcast room was directly stimulated.

"Hey, I just got divorced, I left the house, my wife ran away with my brother, and the child is not mine, Taoist priest, can you comfort me?"

"[Big cry], I am also a graduate working dog, with a salary of 4500, my girlfriend even urged me to buy a house, my life is so broken."

"Anchor, I just failed to invest and owed 10,000+. I stay at home and watch your live broadcast every day. I feel like my life is going to be ruined."

"When I was eating instant noodles, I found that the soup was a bit salty. Oh, it turned out that I was crying. Alas, life is so difficult!"

The live broadcast room instantly turned into a gathering place for depression, and the barrage suddenly became mournful.

In today's society, almost everyone is overloaded, so a considerable number of people have varying degrees of depression.

Whenever there is a catharsis, many people will take the opportunity to release their depression, which has caused the phenomenon of depression per capita in society.

"Every layman, the old man's favorite saying is "Heaven's movement is healthy, and a gentleman strives for self-improvement."

"Life is not that difficult. There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain. All difficulties, grit your teeth, will always survive."

"This old man is 87 years old. When I was young, I followed my mother into the mountains to avoid devils and bandits. I almost starved to death in the mountains. Now, how difficult it is for you now!" Zhang Zhishun sighed.

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Chapter 77 Popular Biological Identification Notes (seeking monthly pass)

Snapped!

Jiang Yun slapped the table, stood up, and asked, "Ladies and gentlemen, do you know what the next sentence about living like ants is?"

He said in a high tone: "Life is like an ant, you should have great ambitions, your life is as thin as paper, but you have an unyielding heart.

A real man was born between the heaven and the earth, how can he live in depression for a long time?

Take dreams as horses, live up to youth, the universe is uncertain, you and I are both dark horses. "

"A person who cultivates the Tao, cultivates the heart, and the heart is enlightened. Naturally, you will go forward. If you are indulging in the present, you will only make your daily life miserable."

The water friends in the live broadcast room didn't buy it at all for these impassioned words.

"Life is like an ant, you should have self-knowledge, life is as thin as paper, you should cherish it even more. A man was born in the world, but he has no choice but to be subordinate to others. The universe is uncertain, you and I are both cows and horses!"

"Lu Bu said: A man is born between heaven and earth, I am familiar with this saying."

"Lent has passed, and half of life is cold. I also worked hard on my own, and my mind was turbulent. I fantasized about red clothes and white horses, and raised my eyebrows. In the end, it was Chaimi who lost his spirit and was stained with wind and frost.

An old friend in the rivers and lakes has been traveling for ten years, and the wanderer is tired.A bosom friend at midnight, a scholar laughs at Huangliang in a dream.Don't dare to get drunk!In the end, I am afraid that I will be worried about other countries, and no one will return to the place where I lie. "

"Live like an ant, you should have the enlightenment of an ant. Life is as thin as paper, and you should do what you can. A man lives in the world, how can he have no house, no car, no savings, the universe is uncertain, you and I are both cattle and horses, if the universe is fixed, I'm afraid it's not as good as cows and horses!"

"Have lofty ambitions, but live like ants. Have an unyielding heart, but life is as thin as paper [ah]!"

"As a Harbin native, I said: the world is uncertain, you and I are both green codes, and I don't ask for dark horses [secret observation]."

"This bowl of chicken soup made by Taoist priest, I can only say that it is really delicious!"

Jiang Yun suddenly discovered that although the water friends in his live broadcast room were a bit sad, they seemed to be quite talented, and they didn't have any ink in their stomachs, so they really couldn't express that kind of sigh.

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!Snapped…

A burst of crisp applause came, and Chen Shilei, who was wearing an apron around his waist, walked out of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, his face was enlightened, and he said excitedly: "Little uncle, I have realized it!"

"My apprentice is a womanizer, so he lives in a muddle every day. When I go back, I will tell him this sentence."

In the live broadcast room, the water friends who were still immersed in Netease Cloud broke their defenses in an instant.

"Chen Daochang's words are so familiar, aren't those famous words of sister Zhou?"

"Dare to ask Daoist Chen, are you a student born out of nothing?"

"May I ask Chen Daochang's apprentice, is his surname Cao?"

"I can't do it anymore, the Taoist priest will broadcast it later, and I'm going to watch Sister Zhou's live broadcast."