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Chapter 62 Chief Jiangcun's Atmospheric Operations (Please recommend tickets, please collect)

In Taoism, Qiandao refers to male Taoist priests, and Kundao refers to female Taoist priests.

Jiang Yun took the pen and twirled it in his hand twice, and he asked curiously: "Senior brother Chen, I only have one question, why did you help the junior sister of Emei to ask for my autograph?

"Teacher's friendship, of course it's teacher's friendship!"

"In this damn society, you are handsome, you are young, you have a successful career, and your Taoism is quite profound, so of course you don't have to worry about finding a Taoist partner." Daoist Chen Yunlong said bitterly and bitterly. .

Jiang Yun scratched the back of his head, and said with some embarrassment: "Senior Brother Chen, you don't have to praise me..."

"You're so shameless, I'm complaining to you about today's society!"

Jiang Yun: "emmmm"

After he signed a thick stack of postcards, an older Taoist leader came out of the Wudang faction.

After he came out, without saying a word, he put his hand on Jiang Yun's shoulder and pressed it twice casually.

After Jiang Yun shrunk his neck for a while, he didn't dare to move anymore, because this is a living fossil of the Daoist sect, the big boss among the big bosses.

Zhang Zhishun, Zhang Daochang.

The old man is close to a hundred years old, his medical skills are unsurpassed in the Taoist sect, and he is proficient in bone detection and physiognomy.

When Jiang Yun was in school, many of the Taoist classics he studied were written by him himself.

The earliest "Eight Parts of Vajra Kung Fu" and "The Origin of Qi Ti" circulated in the society are also from him. After practicing, many people have recovered from severe illness for many years.

In the past few years, the popularity of anime under one person has made the source of Qi body appear in the public's field of vision.

But Zhang Daochang once said that if he cultivates his Qi body well, it will be no problem to live for another ten years.

"Hey!"

Old Taoist Zhang sighed, making Jiang Yun and the others nervous immediately.

Chen Daochang quickly opened his mouth and asked, "Mr. Zhang, this kid is as strong as a bull. Does he have any physical problems?"

"No problem. If he has a problem, then everyone here is worse than a sick child. I just took a look at his cultivation qualifications."

"Mr. Zhang, how are you?"

"Hey, I don't see the ancients in the past, and I don't see the coming ones in the future. He is sitting alone in the seclusion of the world."

Jiang Yun looked confused, and quickly asked in a low voice: "Mr. Zhang, what do you mean by that sentence?"

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun patted him on the back, and said with satisfaction: "Young man is in good health, exercise well, and you will surely succeed in your cultivation in the future."

Jiang Yun was stupefied, why did this sentence feel like he was prevaricating his water friend?

Fuck, finally waiting for the pain of the water friend.

This feeling is really a bit fucked up, uneducated, it will really suffer!

Chen Shilei, Chen Shiyu, and Chen Shikui, the three Wudang brothers, highly respected Jiang Yun, and all three of them wanted to compete with Jiang Yun.

When Jiang Yun took out the eight-treasure long sword, and when he waved it casually and made a sharp sword cry, the three brothers immediately froze.

Jianming and the others can also use it, but they have to do their best, and they can play it with a wave of their hands. Is that human?

"Little uncle, when those people come to kick the hall, will you compete in boxing or swordsmanship?"

"That's naturally swordsmanship. If they come to kick the gym, it must be something better than me." Jiang Yun said naturally.

Everyone in the Wudang faction fell silent.

Daoist Chen immediately looked at old Taoist Zhang Zhishun, and asked, "Mr. Zhang, do you have Yunnan Baiyao to stop bleeding today?"

"Don't worry, it's enough, no one can die without me."

When Mr. Zhang said a word, everyone immediately put their hearts back in their stomachs.

The old man's words are the sky, and the old man's words are the truth. Although these words are a little confident, they are definitely not wrong.

"Xiao Yun, what's the situation with your Taoist temple?" Village Chief Jiang shouted at the entrance of the Taoist temple.

When Jiang Yun went out to take a look, his mind was in a daze.

Right now, the gate of Tianyuan Taoist Temple is full of people.

In addition to more than 300 people from the Wudang faction and more than 100 villagers led by village head Jiang, there were actually nearly a hundred reporters who came out of nowhere.

In addition to the above-mentioned people, most of the small vendors with a radius of a hundred miles on both sides of the road at the entrance of the Taoist Temple came to set up stalls in their cars.

This is not kicking the pavilion at all, this is a rally!

"Village chief, the fellow Taoists of the Wudang faction came here to help me suppress the place because they were afraid that I would suffer. Those reporters and small vendors have nothing to do with me, they came here spontaneously." Jiang Yun explained.

Village head Jiang looked at the Taoist priests around him, and he nodded in satisfaction.

Although the Taoist priests of the Wudang sect were all wearing Taoist uniforms with wide robes and large sleeves, each of them walked with great momentum, and they looked like Lian Jiazi, much more oppressive than the villagers.

"Since there is a Taoist priest from the Wudang sect coming to help you, then I will lead the folks to help you with the logistics work and entertain them."

"Our Jiangjia Village's various special delicacies are unique in a hundred miles around here. The Taoist chiefs are here, so you must try it." The village head Jiang said with sincerity.

Daoist Chen Yunlong quickly waved his hand, saying that it's no trouble, no trouble, all the Wudang faction have brought dry food.

"Daozhang, what are you talking about? You have come from afar, how can I let you eat dry food?"

"Folks, let's go back to the village and bring out the cauldron for the banquet. Anyone who is not afraid of death will come to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to kick the hall. If Xiaoyun kills one or two, we will open the banquet on the spot. If he survives, we will have a celebration meal!"

Village Chief Jiang's words were still full of arrogance, and Jiang Yun couldn't stop him even if he wanted to.

Chen Daochang looked at the villagers of Jiangjia Village who were getting busy, and he sighed a little: "Junior brother Jiang, you two, master and apprentice, have a good relationship with the nearby villagers!"

"That's right. All the uncles and aunts in the village regard me as their own nephew." Jiang Yun nodded.

While they were still talking, Village Chief Jiang's high-pitched voice came over.

"Reporter Bingbing, come and go for this shoot!"

"Our Jiangjia Village's special delicacy, big fish stewed in an iron pot, you can't eat in other places in Hubei."

"There is also this dry fried mushroom, which is sprinkled with our exclusive secret, and the taste is also unique!"

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"Reporter Bingbing, please help us take a good photo. Our village just takes this opportunity to make a name for itself, so that we can develop special tourism in the future."

After Village Chief Jiang finished speaking, he also took out a thick red envelope from his arms, and stuffed it into Zhao Bingbing's pocket without saying a word.

As a professional reporter, Zhao Bingbing, under the camera, would not accept red envelopes, so the two declined back and forth.

Jiang Yun and Chen Daochang were speechless at the same time. They looked at each other speechlessly, and could only give Village Chief Jiang a thumbs up in their hearts.

The water friends in the live broadcast room sighed, and I have to say, this ginger is still old and spicy!

"Damn it, I thought the village chief was here to help. It turns out that he also wanted to promote the tourism industry in the village."

"I seriously suspect that the chefs in Jiangjia Village came back from further training in the Northeast. The big fish stewed in an iron pot looks like the authentic taste of the Northeast!"

"The village head is a really good man, he actually knows how to stuff red envelopes!"

"It's shallow, it's shallow, the village head is an old fox, he wants to do things without spending money, otherwise why do you think he would stuff red envelopes in front of the camera?"

"Oh my god, this operation by Village Chief Jiang is really in the atmosphere!"

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Chapter 63 Support from the monkey group (seeking a monthly ticket)

Jiang Yun looked at the deserted Taoist temple in the past, but now it is full of traffic and crowds, and he feels a little uncomfortable.

Perhaps the masters of Buddhism would be happy to see the scene in front of them?

After all, in today's society, the flow of people is almost equated with gold and silver.

"Fuck, what a big group of monkeys!"

"Honey, I'll give you the child. I'll take a picture with my phone and send it to Moments."

The crowd at the end of the street suddenly became agitated, and a large group of monkeys went straight to the Taoist temple with wild fruits in their hands.

This group of monkeys is highly organized and disciplined. Even if there are salty pig hands touching them on the road from time to time, they will not stop pestering them.

Jiang Yun looked at Monkey Two and his group of monkeys. He had a headache and said, "Didn't I tell you not to come, why are you still here?"

"Ho Ho Ho Ho~~"

Monkey Two patted his chest, and it immediately made a starting gesture of Hou's Taijiquan.

Dozens of macaques immediately put down the wild fruits in their hands, and they also performed the monkey style Taijiquan starting gesture on the spot.

Although the movements of these monkeys were not standard, they also shocked everyone present.

Especially Taoist Master Chen Yunlong, the head of the Wudang School, he really scratched his head and never thought that the seemingly weak Tianyuan Taoist Temple actually had a group of monkeys as foreign aid.

And what's outrageous is that those monkeys seem to know Taijiquan, how did Junior Brother Jiang teach it?

"Master, don't be too surprised. Some time ago when my little uncle was practicing Taijiquan, the golden monkey watched it for a while and realized the Tao. Then it created Monkey Taijiquan."

"That monkey's combat prowess is outrageous. It also shot away a black belt in Taekwondo yesterday. To be honest, I guess many people from our Wudang faction can't beat that monkey." Daoist Chen Shilei explained in a low voice.

"Rebellious student, why don't you just tell my teacher some fantasy jokes?"

"Master, Master Sanqing, I can't lie to you. Those are all things that happened during the live broadcast. You really can't fake it!"

When everyone was whispering, Jiang Yun's eyes turned red, and tears almost fell down.

He really didn't expect that he would be supported by a group of monkeys today, even though the support seemed a bit funny.

"Ho Ho Ho ~ ~!"

Hou Er pointed at the Wudang sect and shouted dejectedly.

Jiang Yun patted its head, and said soothingly, "Even if fellow Wudang sects come to help me, you won't be superfluous. It's already very good. I'm very touched."

"It's hard for you to bring a group of monkeys to the Taoist temple. No matter what, you can't come in vain. There are many delicious snacks on both sides of the road. Go eat them all."

"I will pay for all your consumption at Tianyuan Taoist Temple today."

"But you are not allowed to hurt people, you are not allowed to steal things, and you are not allowed to bully children. Don't learn from the stinky problems of the monkeys on Mount Emei!"

Monkey Two immediately grinned, although his face was wrinkled, he was still very cute.

It turned its head and yelled at the group of monkeys twice, and the dozens of macaques who had been orderly just now scattered like birds and beasts. They gathered in groups of three or four in front of the stall, neither making noise nor making trouble, just watching eagerly.

After seeing it, Daoist Chen Yunlong smiled calmly.

He immediately ordered some of his disciples to watch over the monkey. Apart from being responsible for safety, the more important thing was to explain the situation to the stall owner.

Soon, the group of monkeys became the most popular customers in the snack street of Tianyuan Daoguan today.

The water friends in the Jiangyun live broadcast room were also moved when they saw this scene.

"Hou Er brought a group of monkeys to support the Taoist priest, and even brought wild fruits as rations. It actually thought of this detail. It is much better than me. Humans are not as good as monkeys!"

"Why do the animals around Daoist Master seem so spiritual? They suddenly want to send my family, Chen Bafang, to Tianyuan Taoist Temple, so that he can receive two days of special training."

"Damn it, Bifang's mother appeared in the barrage area."

"I'm so touched. I suddenly found out that my friend is not as good as Monkey Two. At least if something happens, he won't abandon the Taoist priest."

"Monkeys on Mount Emei: fake, they are all fake, how can they be as good as monkeys!"

"I was wrong, I should go to Tianyuan Taoist temple to check in today, it looks so lively there!"

When Daoist Chen Yunlong saw Jiang Yun running down, explaining the situation to the food stall owners one by one, and promised that he would definitely pay, he looked at Daoist Zhang Zhishun with a smile, and asked, "Mr. Zhang, what do you think of this kid?"

"Simple in nature, full of aura, really rare and precious, Yunlong, believe it or not, the achievements he will achieve in the future will not be inferior to his master."

"How is it possible, Chisong that guy..."