Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Brother Dajiang, that guy is lying on the ground wearing a taekwondo uniform. I feel young. That guy came to the Taoist Kicking Hall and was kicked on the ground by Hou Er. Now he is going to blackmail me. What do you think about this?" Jiang Yun said with a painful face.

As a relatively simple monk, he really didn't expect that his heart would be so complicated.

It's still a good atmosphere in the past. When you come to challenge and get beaten down, you think your skills are inferior to others.

Now the door-to-door challenge is beaten, why are you so anxious when you lose, and immediately lie on the ground ready to blackmail people, isn't this a rascal?

Police officer Jiang Dajiang ran over to take a look at Pu Bangjian, and he turned around and asked, "Daoist Jiang, is this guy okay?"

"Joint dislocation, cartilage contusion, it should be a minor injury, as long as the joint is pushed back, it should be able to walk."

"Since Monkey Two made the move, then this matter has nothing to do with you. Moreover, he came to kick the gymnasium. According to the law of our country, this is considered to be picking quarrels and provoking trouble. Generally, he will be sentenced to less than five years in prison."

Pu Bangjian was a little nervous.

Jiang Yun pointed at the broken bluestone slab with some distress, and asked, "Brother Dajiang, this one has a history of more than 100 years, and it was smashed to pieces as soon as he stepped up, can I call the police?"

"You are a cultural relic and a priceless treasure. If you deliberately damage other people's property, I estimate that he will be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of less than three years and a corresponding fine."

Pu Banggang became more and more panicked as he listened. He quickly took out his mobile phone and called the police again: "Hi, hello, Uncle Policeman, the Taoist priest on the opposite side is here to help. He is still threatening me. I am very scared now."

"Okay, you've arrived, so I'm relieved."

at the same time.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang also put down the phone in his hand, and he took off the coat he was wearing, which revealed a police uniform inside.

He came in front of Pu Bangjian, saluted, and asked, "Excuse me, did you call the police?"

"It's me, no, Uncle Policeman, listen to my explanation."

"No, I understand your situation clearly on the phone, you should take a good rest first."

When Pu Bang saw police officer Jiang Dajiang approaching the reporter, his face was mournful.

"Hello, comrade reporter, do you know the specific situation?"

"I don't know. When we came, the national treasure, the golden snub-nosed monkey, had already beaten us all." Zhao Bingbing shook his head.

The audience who were not familiar with the situation in the major live broadcast rooms were collectively in a state of confusion.

"Who can explain to me the ins and outs of the whole thing."

"Uncle Da Mo called out, I am familiar with this operation!"

"Participant: I don't know either. I called the police in front of him, and he answered my phone [Innocent] in front of me."

"I feel like a man who can't find a melon."

"Officer Jiang Dajiang came today to deliver a silk banner to Daoist Jiang, and slept here at noon, who would have thought that someone who was not afraid of death would come to kick the hall at noon and blackmail people."

"Uncle policeman is so pitiful. It's hard to take a rest, but he is forced to work overtime."

"Bingbing's wife said: I don't know anything. As soon as I went in, I saw the national treasure beating a stick."

Police officer Jiang Dajiang came to Jiang Yun's side and asked, "Jiang Daochang, you are good at bone setting, why don't you treat him?"

"He has a dislocated leg, and I can't bring him back to the bureau. Picking quarrels and destroying cultural relics is not a small crime."

Jiang Yun nodded, and raised his hand to press Pu Bang's hard leg, only to hear a crisp click.

"The joints are connected back to you, it's okay to stand up and take two steps."

Pu Bang stood up stiffly, and he bounced up and down several times.

"Pin Dao, is this skill okay?"

"not bad, very good."

"Does your leg hurt now?"

"It doesn't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt at all."

"Then are you leaving now or shall I see you?"

"I'll go by myself, and the Taoist leader will leave."

Just as Pu Banggan was about to take him away, police officer Jiang Dajiang grabbed his hand and handcuffed a pair of silver bracelets behind his hand.

"Come to the Taoist temple to pick quarrels and challenges, and damage other people's property, beat national treasures, and want to leave. How can it be so cheap?"

Looking at the back of police officer Jiang Dajiang leading the Taekwondo people down the mountain, Jiang Yun was moved and began to cry behind bars.

"Iron gates, iron windows, iron chains!"

"Holding on to the bars, I looked out."

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??Yesterday's plot was a bit poisonous, so I revised it. Book friends who read it tonight can go back and watch it again. To make up for it, I will add an update today.

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Chapter 58 Happy Mid-Autumn Festival (ask for monthly ticket, ask for collection)

The live broadcast of this game was very effective, especially when the police officer Jiang Dajiang revealed his identity, the expression on Pu Banggang's face was really wonderful!

It's just that he persisted for a short time. From the beginning of the challenge to being handcuffed away, the whole process took less than half an hour, which really didn't make people enjoy watching.

Zhao Bingbing looked at Jiang Yun excitedly. She came forward with a microphone and said, "Jiang Daochang, we are so destined to meet again."

"You have all chased after my Taoist temple, can there be no fate?"

"Jiang Daochang's words are really funny, please don't care about those details."

Zhao Bingbing laughed, this time she cut straight to the point and asked, "Master, you have defeated the black belt master of Taekwondo this time, congratulations."

"It's not me, it's Jiang Houer, a registered disciple of my Taoist temple. If the poor Taoist makes a move, that guy will definitely vomit blood."

For a moment, Zhao Bingbing didn't know whether he should sympathize with Pu Banggan or not.

She continued to ask: "Master Taoist, I got the latest news. Tomorrow there will be many masters joining forces to challenge the Taoist Temple. They named their action Siege of Guangmingding. Guess two."

"How do you feel now when you hear the news?"

Jiang Yun yawned, covered his forehead, and said in pain, "Can you not let them come at noon and disturb others' nap, it is really impolite!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"I feel that Pu Banggan's greatest harm to the Taoist priest is to interrupt his lunch break."

"You're mortal, something will happen sooner or later, it's really hard to get kicked out now!"

"Although the Taoist priest has a good temper, he will not be polite to the sandbags delivered to the door."

"What kind of sandbag? It's a human-shaped stone pillar. I recommend Taoist priest to show off his sword skills tomorrow."

"I said that those who practice martial arts should not compare with those who cultivate immortals, but I just don't listen!"

Zhao Bingbing did not expect that Jiang Yun was first worried about her lunch break. In her view as the host, it was okay to compete in the gymnasium, but it was too much for a group of people to come.

"Jiang Daochang, they are playing wheel battles, do you have anything to say to them?"

"Today is August [-]th, I wish them a happy Mid-Autumn Festival." Jiang Yun thought about it and said.

"Happy Mid-Autumn Festival?" Zhao Bingbing was a little confused.

Wheel fighting is a very shameless way of martial arts competition. She originally thought that Jiang Yun would refuse the martial arts competition, but she didn't expect the Taoist priest to wish those people a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

Is this the tolerance of the legendary Taoist master?

After Zhao Bingbing pleaded, she hurried down the mountain with her colleagues after she obtained the rights to broadcast tomorrow's competition.

Journalists are more sensitive to news than ordinary people imagine.

The plan to shoot a kung fu documentary has to be postponed. As for today's interview, after random editing and release, it is a proper and popular material.

Seeing the reporter walking away, Village Chief Jiang walked over with his hands behind his back.

He frowned, with an unhappy expression on his face, and asked, "Yunwazi, I thought the reporters were going to interview you, so I brought them here."

"What did you just say about kicking the gymnasium? Is there someone trying to make trouble? Do you want me to lead people to guard the intersection tomorrow and beat them all away with sticks?"

Hearing Jiang Village Chief's arrogant speech, Jiang Yun gasped.

Uncle Jiang has always said the same thing in the village. He said he wanted to beat someone, so he really dared to beat him!

"Uncle, there's no need, it's just that some people want to come to me to learn martial arts, it's not a big deal."

"That's fine, I'll bring people to the Taoist temple to help you out tomorrow, our Jiangjia Village, at least we can't lose in momentum!"

After Village Chief Jiang walked away with his hands behind his back, Jiang Yun suddenly realized the true meaning of a sentence.

People are the world, and where there are people, it is the world!

He had just cleaned up the Taoist temple, and the broken bluestone slab was replaced with a good one. Before he could wash his hands and catch his breath, the phone rang.

Jiang Yun took the phone and looked at it. The caller was Wudang Chen Shilei.

Hey, the Wudang faction doesn't want to come to the gym tomorrow, does it?

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, little uncle, will someone come to your Taoist temple to kick the hall tomorrow?"

"Well, that's right."

"Okay, little uncle, I understand, everyone from Wudang Sect will go to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to help you suppress the situation tomorrow."

"That, it's not necessary."

"Little uncle, you don't have to refuse. My master was very angry today. He said that people on the Internet think that there is no one in our sect, so they dare to bully others by playing wheel wars."

"Don't worry, tomorrow I, Chen Shiyu and Chen Shikui will all make a move, this time we're going to show off the power and prestige of Taoism!" Chen Shilei hung up the phone angrily.

Jiang Yun held the phone in a daze, why is the direction of this matter a bit uncontrollable?

Originally, it was just a few people coming to play a gym, and it only needs to be taught a lesson. Now the village chief is coming, and the Wudang faction is also coming. Is this going to develop in the direction of group fights?

I hope that police officer Jiang Dajiang will not come tomorrow, otherwise this matter will be really lively.

Tens of thousands of water friends in the Jiangyun live broadcast room became excited.

"Tomorrow's battle will definitely be enjoyable, even the Taoist priests of the Wudang faction are dispatched!"

"Upstairs, Captain Kong said that I am familiar with that sentence."

"I've been watching the anchor for a long time, and I've always been very dissatisfied with the rumors on the Internet. I hope that Taoist priest can prove himself tomorrow."

"Doctor at the Orthopedic Hospital, may I take a taxi to Tianyuan Taoist Temple now, can I make some money tomorrow?"

Monkey Two came in front of Jiang Yun, it patted its chest, opened its mouth, and said, "Ho Ho Ho ~!"

"What, tomorrow you also want to bring your own group of monkeys to the Taoist temple to help?"

"Hoo ho ho~"

After monkey two danced and danced for a while, it also imitated Bruce Lee and wiped its nose.

Damn it, the devil knows who this monkey is playing with the TV in Jiangjia Village, and he still pretends to be so aggressive.

Jiang Yun patted Hou Er's head with a big head, and said: "Tomorrow, the Taoist temple will not care about food, so your monkey group should not come here."

"Hoo ho ho~"

After Monkey [-] waved his hand, he ran away jumping up and down, not sure if he listened to that sentence.

Jiang Yun cleaned the Taoist temple in the afternoon, and then he went down the broadcast briefly to eat and change clothes.

After broadcasting for a whole day, Xiti's prestige is worth 37.

I have to say that Pu Banggang's beating by Monkey Two was actually quite meaningful.

The system conducts three intermediate lottery draws.

"Congratulations to the host, you got a three-body smart projector."

“[Three-body Smart Projector]: The projector produced by Three-body Civilization is highly intelligent, with clear playback images and an immersive viewing mode.

"Congratulations to the host, you have received a box of Mid-Autumn Festival gift packs."

"[Mid-Autumn Gift Pack]: The Mid-Autumn Festival on August [-]th is a traditional festival. The RB system distributes benefits to hosts. There are rich rewards in the gift pack."

"Congratulations to the host, I got a box of fairy flying to the moon fireworks."