Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"After the old temple master is gone, we don't have to miss it, because each of us is an old temple master, and it is everyone's responsibility to protect wild animals!"

After Jiang Yun hung up the silk banner, he brewed a pot of high-grade spiritual tea, and chatted with police officer Jiang Dajiang in the backyard while drinking.

"Brother Dajiang, how is your work doing recently?"

"It's okay, I won a few big cases, and I should be promoted soon."

"Brother Dajiang, after you are promoted, when do you plan to find a partner?"

"Uh, resign, revel."

"Brother Dajiang, when do you plan to get married after you find someone?"

"Uh, resign, revel."

"Brother Dajiang, after you get married, where do you plan to buy a house?"

"Uh, revel, revel!"

"Brother Dajiang, after you bought the house, how many children do you plan to have? Now that the country has opened up the three-child policy, as a cadre, do you have to respond?"

"Uh, follow...Jiang Daochang, you are enough, I just want to stay in the Taoist temple for a meal, are you so hurtful?" Police officer Jiang Dajiang patted his chest several times.

In the few minutes just now, although it was the Mid-Autumn Festival, he felt like it was the New Year in a trance.

It's really hard. During the Chinese New Year, not only his parents, but also those few sentences of death torture.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded by the conversation between the two.

"Hahaha, it turns out that the police uncle will also be urged to marry by his family!"

"The Taoist priest is a good monk, and his words are a bit vicious [狗头]."

"Anchor, if it really doesn't work, you can help Police Officer Jiang have a blind date in the live broadcast room. After all, there are tens of thousands of people in the live broadcast room. What if there is a suitable one?"

"Wow, Police Officer Jiang, like Uncle Mo, has a three-star bar. This is a proper human high-quality male!"

"[Probe], I think my sister can do it, and it seems appropriate for a doctor to be a policeman."

Jiang Yun heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that Police Officer Jiang was going to eat.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang has a deep relationship with Tianyuan Taoist temple. He is also a teacher and friend with Chisong Taoist priest. In Tianyuan Taoist temple, he is more like a big brother of Taoist temple.

When I was young.

When police officer Jiang Dajiang came to the Taoist temple, he liked to chase Jiang Yun for some death torture. How is his grade?What is the rank of the whole class?How many cram schools have you enrolled in?Which school did you go to?

Jiang Yun took the lead in launching the attack just now. His behavior was purely self-protection, using offense instead of defense.

"Cengfan, Cengfan is good!"

"Brother Jiang, what do we have for lunch?" Jiang Yun asked.

Officer Jiang stood up and walked around the backyard.

He wanted to see what there was to eat in the Taoist temple, and finally, he set his sights on the Chinese sturgeon in the stone manger.

"Is it okay to eat this?"

"why?"

"Because when I was wandering around, it followed me, poking out bubbles and teasing me, you can't get used to it!"

Jiang Yun was taken aback for a moment, and he quickly shook his head and said, "Brother Dajiang, I don't like eating this!"

"Eat something else. There is a chicken from Village Chief Jiang in the refrigerator. Is it okay if I make chicken stewed with mushrooms for you?"

Police officer Jiang Dajiang glanced at the Chinese sturgeon, he sighed, reluctantly said: "Chicken stewed mushrooms, that's fine too!"

Just as Jiang Yun turned around and entered the kitchen, he heard a slap from the yard.

For some unknown reason, the Chinese sturgeon jumped out of the stone manger.

Officer Jiang immediately took the fish and shouted excitedly: "Build a fire, build a fire, we two eat grilled fish, this is life!"

Jiang Yun: "..."

This sudden scene made the water friends in the live broadcast room unable to deal with it.

"What does that Chinese sturgeon mean?"

"Chinese Sturgeon: I knew those two guys were greedy for my body, and I have lived enough, so I can take advantage of them with this body."

"Is the dedication of all fish so strong now?"

"Water friends in the live broadcast room, please believe in science. I am a professional farmer. It is probably because the water lacks oxygen and the Chinese sturgeon is frightened, so I jumped out of the water."

"My talk upstairs is so eloquent, you have to believe in science, do you understand?"

"Why is Police Officer Jiang so indifferent when he speaks? I seriously suspect that he knows Uncle Mo."

"Don't be half a million people walking, you should ask less about things between landscapes."

Under Jiang Yun's strong dissuasion, the Chinese sturgeon finally survived.

After the two of them finished eating chicken and stewed mushrooms, police officer Jiang Dajiang lay down on the bed and asked Jiang Yun to help him press his waist and straighten his bones. This was also one of the purposes of his visit today.

"Brother Dajiang, what's going on?"

"I'm getting old. I went into the mountain some time ago, and my foot slipped, and I twisted my waist."

"Then you lie down and don't move, I'm strong, bear with it a little bit!"

"Hiss, your bone-setting skills are far from your master's, hiss... are you trying to retaliate... hiss... ah!"

After pressing for five minutes, police officer Jiang Dajiang, who was still screaming in pain at the beginning, had fallen asleep soundly, and his snoring was loud.

Jiang Yun really couldn't bear the snoring, so he moved the recliner chair and brought Xiao Bai to the front yard of the Taoist temple, ready to take a nap.

As soon as he closed his eyes, he heard a series of footsteps coming from the door, who is this!

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Chapter 55 Asking for a death (asking for a monthly ticket, asking for collection)

A group of people wearing taekwondo uniforms came to Tianyuan Taoist Temple. These guys were talking and laughing all the way, looking like they were on an outing.

The leader is seven feet one, with a black belt around his waist, and looks like he can fight.

"Master, the Tianyuan Taoist Temple is in front of you, why don't you rest for a while before going to the gym."

"No need, to deal with a fake Taoist priest with flamboyant fists and embroidered legs, I will let him do it with one hand and one foot."

"You are ready to broadcast now, I will go up and challenge, today we want to show our friends in mainland China, our Republic of Korea's taekwondo is amazing!" Park Bangkang said confidently.

His purpose of coming to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to kick the gym is very simple, that is to open a martial arts gym in the mainland, to be the second Anzai, and to make a lot of money.

For today's live broadcast on all platforms, Pu Banggang has led hundreds of apprentices to build momentum online for several days.

Now everything is ready, the only thing he owes is Dongfeng, he will become rich and famous in this battle, his hands began to tremble with excitement.

"Taekwondo, Pu Bangjian, come to kick the hall, where is the master?" Pu Bangjian clasped his hands and said happily.

While struggling hard, Jiang Yun took off the blindfold on his head and took a hard look at Pu Bang.

When he found out that the person was wearing taekwondo clothes, he sneered, put the blindfold back on, and went to sleep.

Park Bang hard petrified in place, and the water friends in the live broadcast room were also a little puzzled when they saw this scene.

"The Taoist priest said that he accepted the challenge, why is he being cowardly now?"

"Damn it, that's obviously disdainful. Have you ever seen a full-level tuba abuse a trumpet who just walked out of Novice Village?"

"No, I feel that the Taoist priest is not awake and doesn't want to beat someone."

"Tell me a joke, Taekwondo has excellent combat ability."

"Hey, the last time I pulled a wooden board used in a taekwondo competition, I met a speed bump, and all 8 yuan was gone."

"Taekwondo, Pu Bangjian, come to kick the hall, Guanzhu Jiang, I have launched a live challenge on your platform, are you afraid to take up the challenge?" Pu Banggang asked.

The water friends in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room immediately became interested when they heard what he said.

Hey, this Koryo stick clearly has bad intentions, and he wants to step on the Taoist priest to fight for fame.

Soon, thousands of people went out to search Pu Banggang's live broadcast room, and went to join in the fun.

"Master, the number of online viewers in our live broadcast room has exceeded 5000." A Korean girl with a delicate and popular face held a mobile phone, came behind Pu Banggang, and said in a low voice.

"Hey, a live broadcast room with 5000 people is already considered a big anchor in Korea. We have just started broadcasting, and there are 5000 people. Is this the strength of the mainland?" Pu Bang was shocked.

The water friends in his live broadcast room couldn't help laughing when they heard the conversation between the two.

"This Korean stick has more or less never seen the world!"

"I declare that I am loyal to the Taoist priest, and I am here to watch the excitement (dog head)."

"As we all know, the daily weather forecast in the Republic of Korea is based on these words. Today, there is no rain in the whole country, and there is rain in the whole country today, and it is windy in the whole country today, and it is sunny in the whole country today."

"This stick with a black belt is begging to die at noon!"

"Korean Bangzi is really out of their minds. They actually put the idea of ​​becoming famous on the Taoist priest. How can the Taoist priest be a soft persimmon like a certain Baoguo?"

"The stone pillar in front of the Taoist temple said: Let me see when this stick will be finished."

Although Pu Bangjian found that his barrage in the live broadcast room was not well received, he had full confidence in his own strength.

As a man who has practiced taekwondo throughout Korea, he feels that he should have no major problem in conquering the mainland.

"Jiang Daochang, are you a man? I've been looking for you. Why are you still pretending to be asleep? You're so ruthless on the Internet. Why are you acting like a coward in real life?"

Hearing Pu Bangjian's ridicule, Jiang Yun sighed, took off his blindfold, and got up from the couch.

"Fu Sheng Wu Liang Tianzun, Wudang Mountain is the dojo of Emperor Zhenwu, you are really rude to speak obscenities in front of the Taoist temple."

"Pindao originally wanted to take a nap, and let you take a rest by the side, and compete fairly in the afternoon later, but now it seems unnecessary."

Jiang Yun pinned the hem of the Taoist robe to his waist, stretched his muscles and bones, came to the small square in front of the Taoist temple, and performed Tai Chi starting hands.

The water friends in the live broadcast room immediately became excited.

"I'll start a quiz. You bet on who will win and who will lose. Forget it. There is no suspense in this quiz. Let's guess how long the stick can hold for a few seconds."

"I have lived for 18 years, and today I finally know how to write courting death."

"The Taoist priest is a true master, why do people always regard him as a certain protector?"

"You're finished, you interrupted the long nap, don't think about leaving, leave the fat land [狗头保护]."

When Pu Bang saw Jiang Yun's unrestrained gesture and the grand master's demeanor on his body, he felt mixed feelings.

I have played all over the Korean taekwondo circle, but I haven't gained many fans. Why did the fake Taoist priests in mainland China casually do some tricks during the live broadcast, and the whole Internet became popular.

He hadn't thought about this question for a long time, but when he saw a real person make a move today, he realized it.

It's really rare for young people nowadays to be so handsome and pretend to be so aggressive.

"Taekwondo, Park Bang Hard!"

Pu Bang stiffened his muscles and bones, and his joints creaked.

Jiang Yun clasped his fists in return and said, "Tianyuan Taoist Temple, Jiang Yun."

Before the two fought, Monkey Two appeared out of nowhere and jumped between them.

"What?"

"Hoo ho ho~"

"You said you were going to fight this Korean...Korean friend?"

"Hohohoho~!" Monkey [-] was a little excited, and it also made a monkey-style Taijiquan starting gesture.

Jiang Yun squinted and estimated Pu Banggan's fighting power, forget it, what a fart, a person who practices Taekwondo, is he a decent person?

Monkey [-] pay attention, it should be no problem to torture the other party with blood.

After Jiang Yun agreed, Monkey Two cried out excitedly.

"Tianyuan Daoist Temple, the nominal disciple Jiang Houer, please enlighten me!"

Pu Bangjian was a little confused.

It's okay for me to have a black belt in taekwondo traveling thousands of miles away to ask for advice, but it's fine if the other party doesn't want to talk to me all the time. What does it mean to send a monkey to fight now?

The water friends in the two live broadcast rooms were also happy.