Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

The Taoist priest on the opposite side was a ruthless man, the machete in his hand was probably inferior to that guy's fishing rod, even a fire stick.

Bang!

Jiang Jiu decisively dropped the machete in his hand, and knelt down with his head in his hands. The posture was very standard.

The water friends who were waiting to watch the excitement in the live broadcast room were stupid.

"Why didn't the second guy play the cards according to the routine? I have prepared peanuts, melon seeds, beer, drinks, and mineral water. I'm just waiting for the show."

"Everyone has two shoulders and one head, what is he afraid of the anchor doing?"

"You're a coward, no wonder you're a dude, bah!"

"I'm new here, let me be fair, if you guys can do it, you didn't make it!"

"Hey, housekeeper, mute the new guy."

"I'm sorry, the Taoist priest is very educated and never hits fans."

"I'm just saying, how can anyone take it seriously?"

The wind direction of the barrage in the live broadcast room changed extremely quickly, and it was impossible to straighten out that new fan.

Holding a fishing rod in one hand, Jiang Yun stared sideways at Jiang Jiu who was kneeling. His movements, posture, and demeanor were like a general holding a spear and staring at the prisoner in front of him. He was extremely chic.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned on the spot, especially the female fans, most likely fell into nympho.

"The Taoist priest is the lover of my dreams, I cannot refute it."

"Hiss, the Beauty Party fell on the spot."

"Damn it, I didn't expect girls to like people who do what's right now."

"Understood, I graduated from a martial arts school, and I am proficient in Baguazhang. I will go to the street tomorrow to fight for righteousness."

"Go together, go together, criminals, your nemesis is here."

After Jiang Yun asked Jiang Jiu to lie on the ground with his head in his hands, he took out his phone and took a look at the bullet screen. There was something wrong with the bullet screen in the live broadcast room!

He thought about it for a while, and felt that it was necessary for him to popularize science with all the water friends in the live broadcast room, how to carry out legitimate self-defense when they act bravely.

"Dear water friends, when you are being attacked by gangsters when you are acting bravely, you can fight back in self-defense, but how to fight back in self-defense without breaking the law is a science."

"I stopped Jiang Jiu from poaching wild animals and called the police. This is a favor."

"He surrenders now. If I don't restrain myself and beat him up, what is this called? Then it's called an accident!"

"There is nothing wrong with human feelings and sophistication, but if human feelings and accidents are connected, it is still an accident."

"When the gangster loses the ability to fight back and you still attack him, this is called over-defense, and over-defense is also a crime. Remember!" Jiang Yun showed a rare serious expression on his face.

The number of bullet screens in the live broadcast room dropped sharply for a while, and many water friends obviously did not consider the difference between human sophistication and human accidents.

After a while.

The number of bullet screens has skyrocketed.

"Why do I feel that the Taoist priest has suffered a loss in defense?"

"I ask the Lord to broadcast the book and teach me how to act bravely in righteousness."

"It seems that one needs to know the law to fight criminals, otherwise it's easy to get involved."

"Bodhisattva's heart, devil's means, fighting crime and obeying the law. When these four words are combined, I feel that it is what the anchor wants to say."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and he decided to tell a big secret: "Everyone, Tianyuan Taoist Temple actually has a township mentality. Do you know what the township mentality of my Taoist temple is called?"

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Chapter 44 Comrade, don't do this.

As soon as the water friends in the live broadcast room heard Jiang Yun's mind of the Zhenpai, they immediately brightened their eyes and hurriedly urged.

"I want to punish the evil and promote the good, so I ask the Taoist master to teach me the way!"

"The peerless mind method must be used to combat illegal and criminal activities, I want to learn."

"Excuse me, can girls learn?"

"The Taoist anchor is totally irreconcilable with evil, and actually brought out all the minds of the Zhenpai. I'm so... excited."

Jiang Yun watched the barrage that exploded in the live broadcast room, and he decided to explain the ins and outs of Tianyuan Daoist Town School's mental method to the water friends.

After Taoist Chisong had achieved success in martial arts, he originally wanted to imitate the heroes of martial arts, go down the mountain to fight for righteousness, punish evil and promote good.

It's a pity that before he could act, the Daoist Association heard about his thoughts. Immediately, several old seniors flew to Wudang Mountain overnight, and forcibly took Taoist Chisong to a mysterious sect for further training.

The founder of that mysterious school is Megatron Jianghu, who created Mad Dog Boxing... no... Master Chen of Unlimited Martial Arts.

Daoist Chisong stayed there for two months, completely reborn, and he also stole a teacher from the Unlimited Fighting Gate, and brought back the township mentality of the current Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

At present, the mind-law of Tianyuan Taoist School is "Criminal Law"!

Jiang Yun said with a serious face: "Although the martial arts moves of our Taoist school and the Unlimited Fighting School are different, our general Zhenpai mentality is the same."

"As the saying goes, the master leads the door, the sentence is personal, the moves are not standardized, and the relatives cry."

"I know that many water friends in the live broadcast room look down on Mad Dog Boxing, but Pindao wants to justify their names today, so I will briefly talk about their records."

"It's a routine operation for that sect to act bravely in the face of righteousness, to hit more with less, and to severely injure the gangsters."

"If someone defends himself excessively and is sentenced, it must be used as a negative teaching material for all disciples of the sect to study and be whipped repeatedly."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, all the water friends in his live broadcast room who had heard of Master Chen's reputation were stunned.

"Fuck, is Master Chen so powerful?"

"The mental method of the Zhenpai is the "Criminal Law", which is really realistic!"

"I originally thought that Master Chen was a parallel importer, but I didn't expect him to be the eternal god."

"So where can I buy this "Extremely Powerful, Practical-Unlimited Fighting Technique"?"

"Hey, what are you doing? I suddenly felt a chill in my crotch. Master Chen's disciples are best at kicking crotch."

"Actually, a girl like me is very moved after seeing it, and really wants to learn."

Jiang Yun explained the true meaning of martial arts to the water friends in the live broadcast room: "Pindao hereby solemnly declares that practicing martial arts is for strengthening your body, not for you to be fierce and bully others."

"I teach some martial arts moves in the live broadcast room. The purpose is to let women, children and people with weak bodies have a certain ability to protect themselves in the face of gangsters."

"Today, in the live broadcast room, I will talk about the "Criminal Law," the township mental law of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, so that people will not be sent to prison because of legal restrictions when they protect themselves."

After the water friends in the live broadcast room listened to it, they were really convinced.

"This is the real master of martial arts."

"Suddenly feeling number one in the world is meaningless."

"Although I feel that the live broadcast room is not serious, but I really fell in love with this live broadcast room."

After Jiang Yun chatted with Shuiyou for a while, a siren sounded.

A police car and a vehicle from the Wildlife Protection Bureau came to the reservoir one after another.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang led people out of the car, and they couldn't help being surprised when they saw Jiang Jiu lying on the ground with his head in his hands.

"Team Jiang, I really didn't expect Er Liuzi from your village to fall into the French Open in this way."

"We checked him for so long, but we didn't expect that he would not call himself."

"Jiang Daochang is worthy of being the successor of Chisong Daochang. He gave us a big gift as soon as he came back." Two young policemen stood next to Jiang Jiu with smiles on their faces and chatted.

Jiang Dajiang also beamed with joy, and said, "Stop talking sarcasticly, you two, and take him into the car first, and I'll go thank Daoist Jiang."

When Jiang Jiu was put in silver handcuffs, he struggled to stand up and howled, "Captain Jiang, I've been wronged!"

"That smelly Taoist priest is illegally catching Chinese sturgeon. I came to stop him. He not only beat me up, but also called the police and framed me. You have to make the decision for me!"

"The Chinese sturgeon is in his fish cage. If you don't believe it, go and see it now."

The water friends in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room were all shocked.

"I've never seen such a brazen person!"

"Fortunately, the Taoist priest opened a live broadcast to prove himself, otherwise he really died unjustly."

"That Er Liuzi didn't know that the Taoist priest was broadcasting the whole process, I was really laughed at."

Jiang Dajiang and other police officers were also angered by Jiang Jiu. They angrily said, "Stop framing good people. When we came, we had already arrested the owner of the Regent Hotel. He confessed to you in order to reduce his sentence."

"Did you see the drone in the sky? Daoist Jiang Yun broadcast the whole process of your crime. The tens of thousands of netizens in the live broadcast room are witnesses. You are finished."

Jiang Jiu: "..."

At the last moment when he was escorted into the police car, he turned his head to stare at Jiang Yun, and shouted: "Smelly Taoist, you don't talk about martial arts, and you actually attacked my childhood friend!"

"Integrity is what matters in the transaction. You actually called the police halfway. If I knew in advance that you were such a person, I wouldn't come to the reservoir today if I was killed."

"I was careless today, I didn't flash, you wait for me to come out, and we'll settle the score."

Jiang Yun spread out his hands, expressing his innocence.

Jiang Dajiang said with a smile: "Jiang Jiu, you dare to threaten the informant. I will definitely apply to the court and teach you to give a heavy sentence."

"You have poached a lot of protected wild animals. Don't worry, you will be punished for several crimes. You can start without a period of time. The maximum penalty is death. Don't even think about coming out after you enter, just reform yourself."

After Jiang Jiu heard it, his whole body was petrified. He immediately changed his words and changed his rhetoric: "You two colluded together and framed me. I will appeal to the procuratorate!"

"One is covering up and framing, and the other is too defensive. If I go in, you don't have to think about it."

The water friends in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room suddenly realized that they were short-sighted.

"These two guys actually understand the law, I really didn't expect it!"

"I'm curious, will the anchor be in trouble?"

"There are all witnesses and material evidence, and the motivation and evidence chain are quite complete. Those two tricks will undoubtedly die, but the Taoist leader will be a little troublesome in terms of public opinion."

Jiang Yun explained to the water friends in the live broadcast room: "Don't worry, everyone, the law is fair and just, and a good person will not be wronged."

"I have learned the "Criminal Law" by heart, that guy can't frame me, don't worry."

Police officer Zhang Dajiang also said to the live broadcast room: "Hello, everyone, Daochang Jiang's water friends, don't worry, I swear on my personal reputation, the frame-up of that family will definitely not cause any problems for Daochang Jiang."

After watching the Chinese sturgeon, the comrades from the Wildlife Conservation Bureau came over with a sad face.

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Chapter 45 On the Importance of Photographing Poses (Please recommend tickets)

The artificially bred Chinese sturgeons that are traded in the market are actually hybrid sturgeons.

Hybrid sturgeons are divided into two types: western mixed sturgeon and large mixed sturgeon. The appearance of the western mixed sturgeon is very similar to that of the Chinese sturgeon, so it is often mistaken.

Jiang Yun really didn't expect that his own evidence against Jiang Jiu would be an oolong.

"Jiang Daochang, this time you are the first!"

"Fortunately Jiang Jiu saw Qian's eyes open, and he was not wary of you, so he took the initiative to explain the previous criminal process in front of the drone camera, otherwise I would really not be able to send him in this time." Police officer Jiang Dajiang sighed. .

Jiang Yun shook his head, and said with a smile: "The sky net is well-established, and it is sparse but not leaky. It should be that kid is in danger, and the poor are just following the trend."

"Brother Dajiang, in order to protect the wild animals in the mountains, you usually break two pairs of shoes every month. The credit for catching him should go to you."

The water friends in the live broadcast room sighed when they saw this scene.

"Is this the police and civilian family?"

"The anchor is so positive, I love it!"

"Damn it, I suddenly discovered that Officer Jiang's trousers have patches."

"It's normal. The police uncles at the grassroots level have to walk a lot every day, and their clothes are very worn, especially the police uncles in the mountains."

"I beg the anchor to interact more with the police uncle in the future, I like to watch such scenes."

"pay tribute!"

When Jiang Yun took advantage of Jiang Dajiang to lead people to collect the criminal evidence and traces that Jiang Jiu had left by the reservoir, he found comrades from the Wildlife Protection Bureau again.

"Comrade, comrade, listen to Pindao's advice, you must be responsible!"

"Although the sturgeon is not a protected wild animal, it still has a life. It has injuries. Can you take it back for treatment?" Jiang Yun pleaded.