Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Good guy, it's okay if I dig my ancestral grave!"

Jiang Yun put on the bracelet and exercised his internal energy, feeling that the yang energy in his body was three points stronger.

He raised his hand to wave to the little weasel, and shouted, "Little guy, come here!"

The little weasel immediately jumped off his mother's back and ran towards Jiang Yun staggeringly.

The two big weasels followed closely behind, afraid that the children would bump into each other, and then looked at Jiang Yun with resentful eyes, as if they were looking at a scumbag who kidnapped and trafficked people.

"Senior Mo Yuan, so we both have made a deal, but we still have to respect the wishes of the parties."

"Why don't you make a price, and I'll ask how their family is doing?" Jiang Yun hugged the little weasel and said with a smile.

Daoist Chen Yunlong and Chen Shilei were a little shocked. The Wudang faction was bleeding, and it belonged to the buyer.

Shouldn't this kind of after-sales problem be solved by the seller?

Tiankeng, Tianyuan Taoist Temple is really not authentic to do business like this!

Daoist Mo Yuan smiled, as if he was mentally prepared, he introduced the situation of Wudang: "Boy, tell this family of three."

"Our Wudang is a well-known and upright sect. If we join Wudang, our future is bright, and the old Taoists can't treat them badly."

Jiang Yun translated to the two big weasels.

"Squeak, squeak!"

"Senior Mo Yuan, these two have said, don't draw big cakes, the big cakes you draw can't be eaten, just talk about welfare."

The water friends in the live broadcast room burst into tears instantly.

"I'll go, is this family of three so realistic?"

"Suddenly I feel that I have not lived as fully as two weasels."

"Well, the boss paints big cakes for me every day, and I don't know when he will find out with conscience and talk to me about benefits."

"Brother, you expect the conscience of capitalists to find out, do you think it's possible?"

Daoist Mo Yuan smiled, and he said with more satisfaction: "These three little guys are spiritual, not bad."

"When the three of you came to Wudang School, you all enjoy the treatment of a teacher. Although you don't have five social insurances and one housing fund, you have a salary of over [-] yuan, holiday benefits, and an independent nest."

"And there are no requirements, as long as you stay in the sect, don't run around and never come back. You don't have to worry about your identity. Wudang has breeders with complete certificates. It's no problem to raise Sanyou animals."

The little weasel was still lying on Jiang Yun's hands to show off its cuteness, but its parents were not calm now, their eyes were frighteningly bright.

And this good thing, in the words of human beings, could it be that there is smoke from my ancestral grave?

The two big weasels were quite realistic, and they immediately moved from Jiang Yun's feet to Mo Yuan's.

The water friends in the live broadcast room are also amazed at Wudang's benefits.

"Doing nothing for a month and earning more than [-] yuan, I think I can do it."

"Master Taoist, apart from my appearance, I am not human at all. Would you consider recruiting me in your Taoist temple?"

"Congratulations to this family of three who successfully landed and got the establishment."

"My dream life is to do nothing, eat, sleep, play and play, and my salary will be paid to my account [Tears Running]"

"I don't understand, why does the Wudang sect insist on adopting the weasel's family of three?"

"The Tianyuan Taoist Temple already raises golden monkeys, what's wrong with my Wudang sect raising a litter of weasels?"

"Such a weasel with human nature, with a little operation, an account with millions of fans was born, and it can also drive the number of tourists in Wudang. Where is the loss?"

"Meow, this is actually an economic account!"

Jiang Yun looked at the two adult weasels, sighed, and said helplessly, "What are you two worried about, have you signed the contract?"

"The benefits we talked about have to be implemented in black and white, and they still have legal effects. Senior Mo Yuan, don't you think so?"

After thinking about it, the two weasels thought it was right, and ran to Jiang Yun's feet in a babble.

The three parties discussed the details of the family's welfare benefits for a long time before finally printing them out.

On behalf of the Wudang faction, Daoist Mo Yuan signed his name and stamped his seal.

The three members of the weasel family are not really smart, they can write names, they just made a paw print.

Jiang Yun held the little weasel in his hand, and said earnestly: "Little guy, you have to be good when you go to Wudang School, and listen to your parents, do you understand?"

"Squeak!"

"Pindao is not your father, so I can't explain it, forget it, forget it, you two should take care of the child." Jiang Yun threw the little weasel to the two big weasels.

Holding the child in their arms, the two big weasels hid in a corner, and began to educate them earnestly, not to recognize a thief as a father.

It's a pity that the effect was not very good. The little weasel still danced happily when he saw Jiang Yun.

Jiang Yun sighed, and then talked about his next plan, wanting to learn to drive.

After all, it is more convenient to drive a car when traveling in the clouds.

He asked: "Senior Mo Yuan, what car do you think is better for me to learn?"

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Chapter 374 Jiang Shang

"When monks learn to drive, they mainly pay attention to practicality, so I recommend learning to drive a tractor!"

"When you have nothing to do, you can go out with a tractor, and when you are busy with farming, you can drive a tractor to work. Subsidize the school, kill two birds with one stone!"

"Besides, driving a tractor is so majestic, and sitting in the seat is quite impressive." Daoist Mo Yuan said very seriously.

Jiang Yun almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

How does a monk with a fairy style match with a tractor?

Before Jiang Yun could refute, Uncle Zhang Shengtan strongly agreed: "Nephew, I think fellow Taoist Mo Yuan is right."

"Learning to drive a tractor is very good. It is much more practical than those small cars. It is really good to be able to pull goods and do work!"

Subsequently.

The two elderly Taoist priests discussed the various benefits of the tractor as if they had met a confidant.

Jiang Yun was extremely speechless, before he had time to refute, saying that the times had changed, he was dragged out by Taoist Chen Yunlong.

"Junior Brother Jiang, bear with it, it's good to learn how to drive a tractor."

"When my master and the others were young, in the 70s and [-]s, driving a tractor was really cool."

"They still think that driving a tractor is very good, and our entire Wudang sect can't beat my master, so many disciples have learned to drive a tractor under his bewitching." Daoist Chen Yunlong explained.

Jiang Yun: "emmmm."

All of this seems to become reasonable in an instant, this damn time limitation.

Although the Taoism of the two elders is very cold, they are still abandoned by the times after all!

The water friends in the live broadcast room tried their best to dissuade them.

"Daozhang, calm down, you are an internet celebrity after all, don't ruin your image!"

"I already have a picture in my mind, it feels so hot."

"No wonder the priests of the Wudang sect like to drive tractors. It turns out that the roots are here. I thought they liked to work."

"Come on, learning to drive a tractor is cool, okay?"

In the end, Jiang Yun didn't resist the strong recommendation of Daoist Mo Yuan and his uncle, he gave in.

The original words of these two people: Anyway, there is no loss, just learn a little bit, maybe you will fall in love after learning.

Daozhang Moyuan's tractor is indeed handsome, powerful and practical, and can be used with various tools.

When he went out this time, he drove the front of the car out, and the four wheels were as tall as half a person. It is said that the horsepower of the engine is a full 4 horsepower, and the cab can rotate [-] ​​degrees.

Seeing Taoist Mo Yuan sitting in the driver's cab and skillfully operating the tractor, Jiang Yun suddenly felt that driving a tractor didn't seem to be an unacceptable thing.

The Taoist temples are all in the mountains. Learning to drive a tractor is indeed more practical than driving a car. It is really convenient to work with this car.

The water friends in the live broadcast room, looking at this cool tractor, also changed their views on tractors.

"Uh, is this really a tractor?"

"It is indeed a tractor, CLAAS 4000, known as the most handsome conventional tractor,

It is equivalent to the BMW and Mercedes-Benz in tractors, and it is more expensive than BMW and Mercedes-Benz. "

"This kind of fully transparent cab seems to be more upscale than a car!"

"I told my mom that I wanted to learn to drive a tractor, and my mom beat me up [Tears Running]"

"How much is this car, tell me, let me give up."

"I checked, it's more than 60 yuan, fellow daoists, let's give up, we probably can't afford it."

"You can boldly say, remove what should be."

"My God, more than 60 yuan to buy a tractor, is the old Taoist going crazy?"

谷u

The steps to drive a tractor are very simple. After Taoist Mo Yuan demonstrated it twice, Jiang Yun has almost learned it.

Put in neutral, pull the clutch, and hit the gas.

Then start the car by hand, get in the car and sit down, put the gear on with the right hand, select the gear, and slowly release the clutch with the left hand to start, and the car starts to move.

The speed of this tractor is not fast, but its power is strong, and the view from the cab is quite good, with glass on all sides, it feels like looking down on the world when driving.

Daoist Mo Yuan saw Jiang Yun driving the car back and forth twice, and asked with a smile, "Boy, is this tractor not bad?"

"Senior Mo Yuan, you are indeed good, can you lend me a ride?"

"This……"

"Thank you Senior Mo Yuan for agreeing, I will come back as soon as I go." Jiang Yun drove the tractor, took Xiaobai with him, held the steering wheel, and started on the road with a bang.

The drone follows the car, tracking and shooting in all directions without dead ends.

At the entrance of the Taoist temple, Taoist Priest Mo Yuan slapped his thigh regretfully, and muttered: "This boy, this car is like a Taoist companion, how can I borrow it, don't cause trouble on the road!"

Taoist Master Chen Yunlong asked curiously: "Master, don't you have a Taoist companion?"

"That's right, the car is the same as a Taoist companion. Since there is no Taoist companion, it means there is nothing to discuss about this matter."

In any case, Jiang Yun had already driven a long distance with the tractor.

The speed of this tractor is not fast, and the breeze from the mountains with the windows open is very cool.

There are not many vehicles on the mountain road of Wudang Mountain, so it is safe for Jiang Yun to drive a tractor.

After running for five or six miles, he saw a familiar bamboo forest, so he leaned the car to the side of the road and turned off the engine to stop.

After getting out of the car, he didn't walk very far. Just after turning a corner, he ran into an old man sitting on a scooter.

This old man with white hair and childlike face, wearing a gray Taoist robe, sat cross-legged on the car, meditating with his eyes closed.

There was no one around, and no one knew how he, an old man, pulled a cart to get here.

Jiang Yun didn't dare to disturb him, he planned to walk over quietly, then go around the bamboo forest, and wash his face in the pool.

result.

As soon as the man walked in front of the old man, he opened his eyes at a glance, and was still staring at the string of lightning strike jujube beads.

"Cough, little fellow daoist, please stay a little longer. I see you have a celestial demeanor and a majestic aura. You can tell that you are not an ordinary person at a glance, and you have a majestic spirit!"

"The old man came here by car,

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Chapter 375 I'm Right

The corner of Jiang Yun's mouth twitched, Jiang Shang, why does this name sound familiar?

Although the Daoist sect doesn't shy away from colliding with names, it's more or less bad to have the same name as Jiang Ziya, and if it's not good, you have to bear the cause and effect!

"Master, you have a great name. Maybe King Wen of Zhou pulled a cart for you more than 2000 years ago."