Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Jiang Yun held the little weasel by the back of the neck, stood in the yard and said, "Since you two don't want to show up, then the poor will go back to sleep."

In the dense fog, there was nothing except the sound of howling ghosts and howling wolves.

When Jiang Yun returned to the house, Xiaobai was already awake. His little weasel threw it to Xiaobai, and then set the fire to cook millet porridge.

"Beeeeeeeeee~~"

Xiao Bai squatted beside Jiang Yun with the little weasel in his mouth.

Jiang Yun was on fire, and explained helplessly: "Disciple, listen to the teacher's explanation."

"Beeeeeeeeee~~"

"What is a family of three, thinking about it all day long, go back and forth, go back to the kang, the little guy is not long after birth, don't freeze it." Jiang Yun helplessly pushed Xiao Bai back to the kang.

That silly fox, who is quite suitable to be a catcher, actually said that he didn't mind.

The water friends in the live broadcast room burst out laughing at this moment.

"I thought who was playing tricks, it turned out to be Huang Daxian!"

"Taoist: You are a traitor, you are a teacher and you are single, where do you get the child from?"

"It feels like the Taoist priest went out for a blood loss. He seemed to have taken a hostage, but he actually became a nanny."

"Millet porridge is not nutritious enough, Daoist, throw two red dates into it."

"Shocked, why did the unmarried Taoist priest suddenly become the child's father, among them..."

Jiang Yun looked at the flames in the stove and felt a headache. After the millet porridge was cooked, he filled a small bowl and let it dry for a while.

Dip a little with chopsticks and drip it on the back of the hand. It is not hot and the temperature is just right.

Little weasels are easy to raise, they are not picky eaters at all, a bowl of millet porridge can be eaten for half a bowl after a while, and their stomachs are full.

After eating and drinking, the little guy lay in Xiao Bai's arms and fell asleep soundly.

It was three o'clock in the morning.

The wind was still blowing outside the house, and the howling of ghosts and wolves continued for a long time.

Jiang Yun waited for a while, and found that the two weasels really didn't dare to come in to negotiate.

With some helplessness, he hung up the Sanqing sword, took off his coat, and went to bed.

Originally thought that this night passed like this, and the water friends in the live broadcast room almost dispersed.

After a night of turmoil, even the hostages were captured. They were not monsters, and everyone fell asleep without worrying about having nightmares.

Only a few thousand insomniac night owls were left unable to sleep, and still stayed in the live broadcast room, watching Jiang Yun sleep, and then chatting with barrage.

It's past five o'clock, when the sky seems to be bright but not bright.

The door of the room was pushed open again, and the two figures appeared in the room again.

Their shadows kept wandering, but as soon as they got two meters closer to the bed, the Sanqing Sword would emit a faint sword sound.

After the two shadows lingered for a while, they got together, and after discussing for a while, they knelt down in unison.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but look at these two weasels with admiration.

Those who know the current affairs are heroes, and it is not shameful to convince the Taoist chief that these two weasels have a future.

"In ancient times, there was a man who coerced the emperor to command the princes, and now there is a man who coerces the cub to command the weasel."

"This parent is also a strange thing. The parents are very cowardly. The child accepts the thief as his father and obeys."

"It feels like these guys are going to be recruited again."

"The weasel seems to be eating mice for a living. Why do I feel that Xiao Hei's job is not guaranteed?"

"Xiao Hei: I'm a doorman now, not a security guard, and I don't catch mice."

"Don't talk speculatively now, I suspect that the rats in Jiangjia Village are all extinct."

"Judging from the shadow, this kneeling posture is pretty standard, tsk tsk tsk, who said animals don't have spirituality."

Early morning, six o'clock in the morning.

Jiang Yun finally got up. After he got up, he found a very angry thing.

That little weasel drank a lot of millet porridge last night and actually wet the bed.

And the map drawn is quite standard, it is a five-pointed star, and I don't know how to draw it.

Jiang Yun held the little weasel, changed it to a nest, and went to sleep.

When he put on his clothes and was about to get out of bed to wash up, he was suddenly taken aback.

Good guy, I didn't pay attention, I almost stepped on the two weasels kneeling under the bed.

"You two, what do you mean?"

The two weasels stood up and squeaked.

Jiang Yun sat on the bed, plucked his ears, and said with a murderous look: "What, let Pindao let your child go, and plan to do something if you don't let you two go?"

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Chapter 369 Ten Million Prestige Points

hum!

The Sanqing Sword trembled slightly and let out a sword cry.

Pfft!

The two weasels who had just stood up immediately knelt down in a very standard posture and squeaked.

A person who knows current affairs is a hero, but those who love him are straightforward.

These two weasels are really smart. If it wasn't for the live broadcast, who would believe it?

"Fuck, are you kneeling so neatly?"

"The two weasels talk so much nonsense, why don't they kill them?"

"Xing, no problem, how many years have you been sentenced?"

"Northeast people feel shocked. It seems that Huang Daxian's request for title is true, not nonsense."

Jiang Yun took down the Sanqing sword hanging on the wall, leaned on the sword, and said, "Pimpedao has a bad temper, you two have a good talk."

"Squeak, squeak..."

The two weasels knelt on the ground, dancing and gesticulating for a long time, with expressions of indignation.

Jiang Yun was very dissatisfied when he heard it, he poked the ground with his scabbard, and said angrily: "You two, how dare you beat me up?"

"This is Uncle Wang's house. It's fine for you to live in without saying hello, but you still throw him out. Is there any reason for that?"

The momentum of the two weasels withered on the spot. They squeaked softly and stretched their necks, trying to look over the bed.

Jiang Yun pinched the little weasel's neck, lifted the little guy up, and flicked the little guy's head.

The little weasel woke up, and then squeaked. It lay on Jiang Yun's palm and licked it happily.

The faces of the two weasels kneeling on the ground turned green on the spot, Nizi, recognize the thief as your father!

"You two, what you said is correct. The child is indeed innocent, but if you let me let him go, you have to give me a reason?" Jiang Yun said, stroking the little weasel's head with his hands.

The two weasels kneeling on the ground, after thinking for a while, barked confidently.

Jiang Yun was speechless, and corrected on the spot: "You two are a bit knowledgeable, but there is no limit to learning, and you must keep up with the development of the times."

"It's true that you were the second-class protected animals a few years ago. Pindao really can't do anything about you, but now you are the third-class protected animals."

"The circumstances of your crime are vile and have already threatened the safety of others. I will punish you slightly. Although you are also breaking the law, the circumstances are minor and you will not be sentenced."

"We human beings are the priceless treasure. Even if it is a national treasure, it can't be compared, let alone you three-poor weasel."

The two weasels knelt on the ground, dumbfounded, not daring to move.

In the past two years, relying on their status as national treasures, they have done whatever they want in Jiangjia Village, stealing whatever they want.

Unexpectedly, the identity is gone, the umbrella is gone, the sky is falling!

The scene where Jiang Yun taught the two weasels the law was actually a bit funny, but no one dared to laugh because the weasels really listened to it.

"Daoist, you are proficient in animal language, can you make a tutorial, I want to quarrel with my nephew."

"As expected of an extrajudicial lunatic who just finished a law-enhancing program with Mr. Luo, he speaks hard."

"Is this the legendary saying that even if you are caught, it doesn't constitute a crime?"

"My son-in-law demolishes the house every day, and I want to communicate with him like this [cover face]"

The two weasels lay on the ground, kowtowed their heads, and then squeaked.

Two lines of tears flowed from the corners of their eyes, and it was not known whether they were real or fake.

Jiang Yun looked at the little thing in his hand, squeezed it lightly, and asked: "Tomorrow there will be heavy snow in Wudang Mountain, so why are you two staying at Uncle Wang's house and refusing to leave?"

"There will be heavy snow tomorrow in Wudang Mountain, is this true or false?"

Two weasels raised their heads, pointed their paws at the sky, and kept barking.

Jiang Yun took out his mobile phone, looked at the weather forecast, and couldn't help frowning.

Tomorrow, sunny, nineteen degrees, no wind!

Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, the patriarch above, who can tell me: Should the poor believe in weasels, or should they believe in science?

Jiang Yun looked at the little weasel and said, "Forget it, if there is really heavy snow tomorrow, it would not be appropriate for you to forcefully move out."

"Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang came back with great difficulty. It's not appropriate for you to stay at their house. The three of you will follow me back to the Taoist temple and stay there temporarily."

The two weasels were overjoyed, lying on the ground on the spot, and kowtowed to Jiang Yun a few more times.

Jiang Yun returned the little weasel to them, and the two guys held the cub, looking left and right, for fear of getting hurt.

The little weasel lay on the back of the mother weasel, and the family of three followed Jiang Yun to Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

Along the way, the male weasel tried his best to explain to the cub that he was its biological father.

However, the little weasel didn't believe it at all, and kept looking at Jiang Yun calling his father, almost killing the male weasel.

06:30am.

As soon as Jiang Yun walked to the entrance of the Taoist temple, he saw Teacher Luo standing with his uncle pulling a suitcase.

He made a speech and asked: "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, morning uncle, morning teacher Luo, have you had breakfast, are you planning to leave so early?"

Teacher Luo smiled and said, "Yes, I have to catch the plane, and I can't delay the matter at noon."

"Jiang Daochang, what is this?"

Jiang Yun looked back at the three members of the weasel family following behind him, and said angrily: "The culprit has been caught, it's their family who are playing tricks."

"The weasel's fart is poisonous and harmful to the human spirit. It will make people fall into a ghost press and sleepwalking."

Teacher Luo nodded thoughtfully, and then he left the Taoist temple in the car.

Uncle Zhang looked at the family of three very curiously, touching this and that from time to time.

He said with great emotion: "Boy, good luck, I can even meet a fine weasel, and I was caught back."

"Keeping them in the Taoist temple is much better than falcons and owls. There is also breakfast in the kitchen. After eating, you go to rest and catch up on sleep."

"Leave these little guys to me."

Jiang Yun glanced at the uncle gratefully, then yawned, and said to the drone camera: "Ladies and gentlemen, you have watched everything you want to watch, and we will not broadcast it this morning."

"Pindao, go to sleep and get back to the cage. I really didn't sleep well last night. See you at noon."

After he finished speaking, he hugged Xiaobai and went back to the house.

Seeing that Xiaobai also went in, Zhang Sheng shook his head helplessly, then he squatted down and teased the family of three.

After Jiang Yun returned to the house, he checked his recently accumulated reputation.

Four thousand four hundred and thirty twenty thousand.

The prestige value finally exceeded [-] million. It is impossible to have such a high prestige value in a normal live broadcast. It should be related to the live broadcast of the law.

The tiger fish platform can deal with it, and it is unambiguous at all to promote it.