Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"It's interesting. Laymen who feel that they are high-quality human beings, I would like to ask you a question. What if the people lying on the bed are five Nobel Prize winners?"

"The five Nobel Prize winners have an average IQ of [-]. You are high-quality, and you are far superior to ordinary people. Then your IQ is [-], higher than Einstein."

"According to your theory, we think it is reasonable to sacrifice you alone to save five promising Nobel Prize winners!"

The Holy Mother, who felt she was superior to others in the live broadcast room and could enjoy the privileges, became speechless now.

The people who were watching the live broadcast applauded in unison. This explanation is simply flawless.

"The Taoist master is awesome. I suspect that the Tianyuan Taoist Temple is the inheritance of the Gongsun family, and he learned debating skills."

"Holy Mother, come out quickly, sacrifice you alone, happy thousands of families, hahaha."

"I suspect that the Taoist priest was swearing just now, and his IQ is [-], but I have no proof."

"People who advise others to be magnanimous, it is best to stay away from him. God's thunder is only for such people, so don't implicate yourself."

"If there is really a person with an IQ over 2000 who needs to trade my life for his, I am willing, as long as he helps me pay off my [-] million debt."

Teacher Luo crossed his hands and made a signature gesture. The corners of his mouth rose slightly, and he called the theme and said: "My friends, life cannot be compared."

"If lives can be compared, then everyone in the live broadcast room and everyone watching the live broadcast may become Zhang San with an IQ of less than 60 and needs self-sacrifice."

"Don't say you have an IQ of 180. Compared with someone with an IQ of 300, you are actually the same as Zhang San with an IQ of less than 60."

Life is incomparable and everyone is equal, this is a matter of principle.

The Virgin Mary in the live broadcast room disappeared completely, and Jing Xiaose laughed through tears, and the guilt in her heart disappeared.

A pretty girl with a round face, but when she took off her mask, she blew out a big snot bubble in front of millions of people because of the tears and snot she had just cried.

Snapped!

The snot bubble burst, and everyone laughed in good faith.

In the live broadcast room, the director laughed so loudly that his stomach hurt from laughing, and he even patted the table, making it a big mess.

"It's such a round snot bubble, I didn't see anything."

"A very kind girl. Now her image is ruined. I hope she won't have nightmares at night."

"The Internet has memory, and I believe this will become a famous scene of the live broadcast of law popularization."

"Fellow daoists, let's be human, don't laugh at other girls, hahaha."

ding ding ding...

When Jing Xiaose hurriedly went to wipe her nose, a phone call came into the live broadcast room, and the director's expression changed on the spot.

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Chapter 359 If Zhang San Was Whoring for Free (ask for a monthly ticket)

No one expected that the recipient of the leukemia bone marrow transplant was also watching the live broadcast.

He personally contacted the program team, which was the call the director received.

I was using someone as a show, but I didn't expect the owner to find it. Is there anything more embarrassing than this?

After communicating with me for a while, the director finally agreed, and finally agreed to video link with him and let him appear on the show.

The video screen of Pufa's live broadcast was suddenly divided into two, and there was an extra man wearing a mask with a pale face.

Those who were watching the live broadcast were all taken aback.

"Which prisoner is this, I was really shocked."

"The program accident should be due to the staff fainting."

"This inmate, please tell me the reason for your imprisonment. Don't worry, when you are imprisoned, Zhang San will accompany you."

When Jiang Yun was also curious, the man clasped his hands together, nodded his thanks, and said, "Daoist Jiang, Mr. Luo and Ms. Jing, friends who are watching the live broadcast, hello everyone."

"I am another protagonist in your live broadcast case of law popularization. I am very grateful that my story can be on the show."

"Also, Miss Jing, you don't have to blame yourself too much. I have successfully accepted your bone marrow, and your body's hematopoietic function is gradually recovering. There is no serious problem now."

"I am deeply guilty for the confusion caused to you by my family. You are a brave and kind person. I agree with Jiang Daochang. Life cannot be compared. There is no need to sacrifice one person to save another. Moral kidnapping is really wrong."

"Miss Jing, I have already communicated with my family, and our family is willing to give you [-] yuan to compensate you."

Jing Xiaose froze in place and didn't react for a long time. After she realized, she couldn't help but sneezed again.

Snapped!

Another big snot bubble.

A good girl, on a live broadcast, her image is ruined.

Jiang Yun suppressed a smile and said, "As for matters such as gratitude and compensation, the two lay Buddhists should chat privately."

"Pindao would like to emphasize here that whether it is blood donation, bone marrow donation, organ donation or body donation, our country implements a voluntary principle, which can be canceled at any time."

"Also, when you pay attention to this kind of thing, you must be rational and don't be kidnapped by morality."

Teacher Luo crossed his hands, with a stern face, with malicious intentions, and asked: "Jiang Daochang, don't laugh, director, let's invite another friend."

"As a monk, poor Taoists generally don't laugh unless they can't help it. I just remembered something happy. My master has passed the tribulation and ascended." Jiang Yun didn't hold back, and said with a smile on his face.

The water friends in the live broadcast room refused to agree on the spot.

"Master Dao, you are clearly laughing at that snot bubble!"

"Didn't Master Chisong be struck by lightning, leaving no bones left, how did he ascend through the catastrophe?"

"It turns out that when monks tell lies, they don't write a draft, they just open their mouths."

"Dear friends, we have to believe what the Taoist priest said, Senior Chisong has indeed ascended [Goutoubaosheng]"

Beep!

The director moved very quickly, and soon the video link of the new audience was imported into the live broadcast room.

"Hello, my friend, do you have any legal questions to consult?" Mr. Luo asked.

The water friend who made the video connection was a college student. He said, "Mr. Luo, Daoist Jiang, hello, friends who are watching the live broadcast, good afternoon everyone."

"Teacher Luo, to be honest, I'm a student of Northeast University of Political Science and Law. Our teacher assigned me a question, but I don't know how to do it, so I went to the program to ask questions."

Teacher Luo was silent. He didn't expect that he would meet his peers' juniors in the live broadcast of the French popularization program.

This kid is a lawyer. He knows that there is a fee for offline consultation, so he came to the show to ask.

Jiang Yun rubbed Xiaobai, and said with a smile: "This layman, your teacher assigned you homework. It's not good for you to ask Teacher Luo how to do it. You are prostitution for Teacher Luo!"

"When Pindao was in school, my roommate of the Maoshan Sect was just as clever as you, but after graduation, the sect test, a bunch of old antiques in the sect scared him half to death."

The college student smiled awkwardly, and then he realized something was wrong with Jiang Yun's words.

Maoshan faction, isn’t Taoist Lin Zhengying from the Maoshan faction?

"Jiang Daochang, what is a bunch of old antiques in your roommate's sect?"

"Believe in science, how could it be a zombie? It's the seniors of the Maoshan faction. They all have ID cards and household registrations. Don't think about it." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

The college student swallowed a mouthful of saliva. Many of the water friends who were watching the live broadcast suddenly felt a chill in their backs.

"How can there be a bunch of adjectives to describe people, and a bunch of adjectives that are things [secret observation]"

"Please, Maoshan Taoist's exorcism technique is super cool, okay?"

"I feel that there are special cases and special treatment. In some cases, it should be no problem to register a zombie with an ID card."

"Believe in science, everyone, stop talking nonsense, the Taoist priest will silence you later."

"The courses of Daomen Comprehensive College actually have the technique of exorcising corpses. If you want to be so exciting, how many points does this university cost? I want to get in."

"I've checked, I don't recruit outsiders, only Taoist priests [Tearful Eyes]"

Teacher Luo said a little unwillingly: "This student, Daoist Jiang is right, you are just whoring me for nothing."

"If I had just graduated, young and energetic, and liked to be serious, I would have sent you in. Tell me, what homework did your teacher assign you?"

The college student wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, then said weakly, "Ms. Luo, the title of the project my teacher assigned me is called prostitution!"

Those who were watching the live broadcast were speechless on the spot.

"This brother is a ruthless man. He even dares to tease Mr. Luo. You can't spoil him like this, just kill him!"

"I'm curious as to who prostituted whom for nothing."

"Ms. Luo has performed exceptionally well. This college student and his teacher should go to the dock together."

"Good guy, I'm just a good guy, so brave."

Jiang Yun frowned, and reminded: "This layman, you should hurry up and talk about the topic assigned by your teacher."

"Don't let Mr. Luo turn into a werewolf and really send you to the dock."

The college student licked his dry lips, and then talked about the difficult problem that the teacher had set for him.

Zhang San from a certain place in a certain city, he went to whoring, the two agreed to pay 3000 once, and the money would be paid afterwards.

Zhang San actually said that 3000 is too cheap, so he gave 5000, so after the prostitution, he gave a 5000 yuan coin.

The woman who provided the service was so angry that she wanted to use legal weapons to protect her legal rights. May I ask what charges should she use to sue Zhang San?

The live broadcast room was full of excitement on the spot, and they actually used Mingbi to go whoring. This is indeed white whoring.

"Needless to say, the crime of rape, you don't have to run away."

"What did Zhang San do wrong? It's fine for Mr. Luo to use it. Why do other law teachers also like to use it?"

"Three thousand at a time, to be honest, it's a bit expensive."

"Mingbi, five thousand, return one, this is outrageous."

"Jiang Daochang, can this be used as a crime of using counterfeit money?"

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Chapter 360 Xing, the Patriarch Who Whoring For Free

After Mr. Luo listened to this question, he was sure that the teacher of the college student in front of him should be one of his students.

This Zhang Sanbai whoring case was a case that I specially designed to test the professional knowledge of students.

This feng shui took turns, I didn't expect that today, someone would take it out and prostitute myself for nothing.

In terms of seniority, this kid is his grandson.

Good grandson, you dare to prostitute your patriarch for nothing, you are really happy!

Teacher Luo was silent for a while, and then he showed the aura of class that year, and asked with a smile: "Student, then I would like to ask, what kind of crime do you think should be prosecuted?"

The college student froze for a moment, then recalled what he had learned in class, and replied weakly: "Rape, okay?"

There are not a few water friends who just supported the crime of rape.

"Let me just say, whoring for nothing without paying money is a proper crime of rape."

"Leopard Head said: She didn't pay me after I played, so how could it be called whoring, and we are voluntary!"

"Young man, you prostituted Teacher Luo for nothing on the law popularization program, your road is getting narrower and narrower!"

"White prostitution party said: Although Zhang San broke the law, he was convicted of rape, which is inappropriate!"

Teacher Luo looked at the college student who was silent after he finished speaking, and he sighed.

This kid is exactly the same as the guys I brought with me back then, afraid of making a mistake, he dared not answer the question.

"This classmate, do you think it constitutes a crime of rape?"

"It should be constituted, after all, there is deception." The college student said weakly.

Teacher Luo shook his hand, and said helplessly, "Has your teacher ever told you a truth?"

"Having money and sex, is this a high-probability or low-probability event?"

"It's a low probability."

"So, in this case, did Zhang San and the woman involved reach an agreement in advance, and does their agreement count?"

"Mr. Luo, I was wrong. Judicially, the previous agreement between the two people counts, so this cannot be considered rape." The college student's momentum weakened by three points, and then he raised a new charge.