Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"I'm sure I can sleep, I just act in accordance with the laws and regulations."

"My mother said every day that I have no conscience, but I think I can."

"Fuck, you people are so cruel."

"I want to know, why can Mr. Luo hold back his smile?"

Teacher Luo looked at the bullet screen and continued to ask: "Shui friends who say they have no conscience and can be punished by hammering a hammer, aren't you afraid that you will have a son without an ass hole?"

"Isn't it true that some people think that it doesn't matter if you have a child without an asshole, so you can have an artificial asshole?"

"So in this case, our law cannot be too mechanical, do you understand what I mean?"

"The law is the basis for conviction, and ethics is the basis for conviction. This is a criterion that the court must abide by when sentencing."

"This friend is criminally guilty of bigamy, but is his behavior condemned in terms of ethics and morals?"

"No condemnation, he is also a deceived party, at least he should not be punished as a crime."

In front of the video camera, the man in pajamas was visibly relieved.

Teacher Luo spoke, he felt that he had finally lost his identity as a criminal suspect, regained his freedom, and felt a sense of rebirth.

As for the female graduate student with gold-rimmed glasses, she still wore them in front of the camera, without saying a word, like a sculpture.

Jiang Yun changed his role and became a fan, interjected and asked: "Mr. Luo, since there should be no sentence, which law should be applied?"

"This poor man really doesn't understand, please tell us and popularize science."

The director stretched out his thumb, indicating to the two to continue, and the current rhythm is very good.

Teacher Luo tidied up his clothes, sat upright, showed a professional attitude, and explained seriously: "When encountering such a case, at least it can be done."

"Article No. 13 of the Criminal Law is applicable. The circumstances are obviously minor and the harm is not serious. It is not considered a crime."

"If the judge doesn't agree with this article, then there are at least seven articles No.30. If the circumstances are minor, you can be exempted from punishment. This sentence should be fine, right?"

"Even if the judge still doesn't agree with this article and says it's unreasonable, then he should be sentenced to two years in prison and suspended for three years. That's okay, right?"

"Everyone, if you are a judge and you can't even do this, then you don't have to worry about your conscience, you can go home and pretend to be an artificial fart for your son!"

Several of the staff in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back their laughter.

The water friends in the live broadcast rooms of various platforms also laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

"Good guy, is it okay to install an artificial asshole for your son?"

"When a lawyer is funny, it's also quite deadly. My stomach hurts from laughing."

"Under such circumstances, the judge who still insists on sentencing is sent in by Zhang San [funny]"

"I want to know why the Taoist priest can keep his smile."

"It feels like Daoist is holding back a smile by touching his chin with his hand."

"Brother, be confident and get rid of the feeling."

"I endured it for half an hour. I didn't hold back the last sentence, and my defense was broken."

After the man in pajamas thanked him again and again, he asked, "Jiang Daochang, Mr. Luo, what should I do now?"

"Because they got married first, this is an established fact, so your marriage is invalid."

"Pindao recommends you to leave your ex-wife first, and then sue to the court to apply for annulment of the marriage. In this way, you will not only be single again, but also unmarried!"

"As for the division of property, it's a civil issue. You can negotiate it yourself. The 30 dowry should be able to be returned."

"As for Ye Suifeng, if he sues in court, he can get back the hard-earned money he has paid in the past seven years, and he can also get spiritual compensation."

"Every layman in the live broadcast room, if you have difficulty in going to school, remember to apply for a student loan. Don't worry, in China, as long as you can enter the school alive, even if you have no money in your pocket, the school will not ignore you." Jiang Yun Suggested with a smile.

His words were strongly approved by Mr. Luo, and the man in pajamas gratefully hung up the video connection.

This processing result has been recognized by most water friends.

As for some female boxers, they still stubbornly believed that the female graduate student was wronged. Their opinions, no matter if they were not mentioned, the court would not adopt them anyway.

"Director, please contact the next friend. Let's hurry up and help the next friend go to jail...ah, no...it's to solve the problem." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

"Holy shit, Daoist, if you talk like this, it's easy to have no friends!"

"I suspect that the law-enlightening live broadcast was funded by the police uncle, and people will be arrested after the show."

"You finally confessed, you just want to send us away [secret observation]"

"Please invite the next inmate to share your own problems and eat melons!"

"I've given away a few of them. Is it true that there are still people who would dare to be on this show?"

"Free law, Daoist Jiang, Mr. Luo, these two are big bosses, if you have money, you can't find them, there must be someone!"

In the expectant eyes of millions of fans, the new inmate appeared on the big screen connected by video.

As soon as this inmate appeared on the stage, he carried a strong smell of the prison system, with a big gold chain and black hood, and a thick and sturdy wind blowing towards his face.

If he said that he robbed a bank, most people in the live broadcast room would believe it.

Jiang Yun looked at the water friend, he was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously: "My layman, what questions do you have, and why do you want to be dressed like this?"

"This is a law-enhancing program, not a self-surrender program. If you want to surrender, the program team will help you contact the local police."

The man in the black hood touched his face, a little puzzled: "Jiang Daochang, is there something wrong with my outfit?"

"Am I breaking the law by wearing a big gold chain?"

Jiang Yun shook his head. Wearing a big gold chain is indeed not against the law, but it is easy to make people jealous.

"Then I wear a black mask and headgear, is this against the law?"

Jiang Yun shook his head. Although this mask and headgear belonged to robbers, it was not against the law.

Practice is still not enough, judging people by appearance, this problem needs to be corrected!

"Then layman, what's wrong with you on our show?"

"I surrender myself!"

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Chapter 354 I Want to Surrender

Teacher Luo was drinking coffee next to him, and couldn't hold back for a while, and sprayed it out.

Jiang Yun nodded, and said to himself: "Look, look, if you surrender yourself, there is nothing wrong with the poor sixth sense."

The director was stunned. Just now, this man just contacted the program team, saying that he had a case to consult.

I didn't expect this to be a person involved in the case. He really surrendered himself. Why is he?

Those who just wanted to leave the live broadcast room of the law-enforcement studio, now they are reluctant to leave.

The melon just now hadn't been eaten yet, and this new melon was stuffed into his mouth again. No one could refuse to eat melon, unless there was something really urgent.

"Brother, at first glance, he looks like a gangster!"

"I thought the big brother was joking, but I didn't expect the big brother to be serious. He is a ruthless character."

"The Taoist priest's sixth sense is six, Taoist priest, can you judge when will I get rich?"

"If you want to get rich, dream it, it's easier in the dream."

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "This guy has something, he has a lot of karma, and he has at least a dozen lives in his hands."

"Hiss...Could it be someone who just came back from the southeast and came to the program group to find out?"

"Death Yin and Yang has something to offer. He has to believe what he says, and he can't believe everything."

"If there are more than a dozen people killed, they can be arrested directly. According to the principle of territorial jurisdiction in China, domestic laws are used to commit crimes abroad."

"Arrest? What arrest? Shoot dead on the spot!"

Jiang Yun changed the position of Xiaobai in his arms, belly up.

He naturally put his hands in Xiaobai's arms, and then kneaded, Xiaobai hummed comfortably.

"This layman, you can surrender yourself, but why are you wearing a black hood?"

The man in the black hood scratched his head and said, "Jiang Daochang, the case I committed is a bit serious, I just want to consult."

"If the sentence is heavy and the sentence is death, I will not turn myself in. After all, it is better to die than to live."

A cold light flashed in Jiang Yun's eyes, and he asked with a sneer: "If you break the law, you must plead guilty, and you will be sentenced if you should, and you will have the opportunity to be a new man."

"You can still run without being targeted by Pindao, but where do you want to run if you are targeted by Pindao?"

"Take off the headgear, reveal your identity, honestly explain the case, and strive for leniency, don't try to kill yourself, it won't solve any problems."

The man in the black hood shivered, his whole body was in a tangle.

This script is wrong, I am obviously here to ask about a case, and I don't really want to surrender myself!

But if he doesn't surrender now, I'm afraid it won't work. Daoist Jiang always does what he says. It's fine if he's reasonable, but if he doesn't...

Water friends on various platforms were also taken aback, this is a forced confession!

"Daoist, don't be like this. This is a law-enhancing program, not a court."

"Leniency for confession, strictness for resistance, hurry up!"

"Never tell a Taoist priest that you broke the law. They will really call the police and find evidence."

After the man in the black hood hesitated for a long time, he took off his hood.

Under the hood, it was not a fierce-looking gangster, but a handsome young man in his 20s with mid-length hair.

He introduced himself a little shyly: "Jiang Daochang, my surname is Ye, and my name is Fanchen. Please don't call the police, let me talk about the case first."

"This is a live broadcast of the law, please ask me to consult first, otherwise I will panic when I go in."

Jiang Yun stretched out his hand and motioned, "Fellow Taoist, please speak."

Ye Fanchen didn't come back from the southeast, he is a local, and he is a pickpocket, or a thief for short.

There are three people in the gang he belongs to. The three people have different divisions of labor and each perform their own duties.

some time ago.

They are eyeing a hidden rich man who has a villa and doesn't live there often. He just goes in with a black briefcase every week to have a look.

After the trio of thieves stepped on the spot, on a dark and stormy night.

Ye Fanchen was watching the wind from a distance, and his two companions took advantage of the night to discharge more than a dozen sacks of items from the villa.

After stealing, the three divided the spoils.

Ye Fanchen's two accomplices didn't talk about the morals of the rivers and lakes. They said that there was nothing in the villa, only 1000 yuan.

According to the distribution model, Ye Fanchen could share one-fifth, but his two companions said that it was not easy for him to watch the wind, and at night, with the cold wind blowing, they gave him an extra 50 yuan.

Although taking 250 yuan was a bit insulting, Ye Fanchen also admitted it.

As a result, his two companions said within a few days that they wanted to wash their hands and quit the partnership. As soon as the three of them broke up, the hidden rich man called the police.

The newspaper reported that the rich man had stolen 500 million in cash, and at the same time the public security agency issued a reward order, offering a reward of 50.

"Jiang Daochang, the Chinese don't lie to the Chinese, tell me the truth, does my surrender count as surrender?" Ye Fanchen patted the table and asked.

Jiang Yun nodded, and replied, "Don't worry, Lay Ye, this must be a surrender, and there is absolutely no mistake."

"Mr. Daoist, you have a lot of social connections, and you are still good friends with Police Officer Jiang Dajiang. You pat your chest and tell me, do the police mean what they say?"

Jiang Yun smiled: "Lady Ye, how could the words of the people's police not be counted?"

Ye Fanchen breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Then I'm relieved, I'll surrender myself, and I should be able to get the 50 reward."

"My two brothers who worshiped are really bad. After many years of brotherhood, the older one managed to earn a little money from the older one. They actually gave me two hundred and five. Isn't that insulting?"

"I ask the government to decide for me. I will show my cards. I confess. I surrender. My two brothers are Zhang San and Wang Liu. I will call the police now."

"I went in, and I didn't take advantage of them. I made a clean 50 bounty, unlike them."

The water friends in the live broadcast room, they never expected that the inmates who appeared on the show this time were worth 50 yuan.

"Brother, calm down, don't turn yourself in, I have a clever plan, which can help you get rid of criminal responsibility, and reward us two with five or five cents."

"Hey, to teach the Fa, you must teach the Fa. What is this brother called Watching the Wind? He was clearly looking at the moon there, and then two people stuffed him with 250 yuan [dog head to save his life]"