Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"It's not good to rob money, so he planned to rob sex, but the hostess was a Sanda master, and subdued him on the spot."

"Then the problem comes. If Zhang San admits that he has attempted burglary and rape at this time, he will indeed have at least 15 years to start."

"If he only admitted that he committed suicide, and regretted it after entering the room, and was subdued by the hostess when he was about to leave, this is an attempted rape, and the sentence for this is only one year."

This operation reduced the sentence from 15 years to one year in an instant, which is not a small surprise.

A lawyer with an average level can probably only do this.

The old Wang under the bed first smiled, and then his face collapsed. Although the one-year sentence is much younger than 15, the nature is the same.

He asked a little greedily: "Jiang Daochang, can this be reduced by one more?"

"Lady Wang, do you have 50 yuan?"

"If I have 50 yuan, why should I still rent a house?"

"So you can accept calling the police now?"

"It's okay to call the police. Will I be sentenced? I'm really wronged!" Old Wang under the bed showed a look of remorse.

Jiang Yun nodded and said, "No sentence, no problem, as long as you call the police, this matter is actually easy to solve."

"Your current situation is really tricky. The other party doesn't talk about Wude, but the law. Then we can only use magic to fight magic."

"When the police come later, you say that you want to rape the male master, and then stop the crime. There is a high probability that you will be acquitted."

This is indeed magic against magic, which is already the most advanced explanation.

Teacher Luo clapped his hands and exclaimed, "Jiang Daochang, your idea is absolutely perfect."

"In our country, the crime of adultery can only be committed against women, not men. Men add men to each other, and strong men lock men. This is a crime of compulsory indecency."

"His crime was suspended, and he voluntarily surrendered himself. He has a good attitude of admitting his mistakes. There is a high probability that he will be sentenced to an apology and a fine of less than [-] yuan."

The water friends in the live broadcast rooms of the major platforms were stunned for a moment, what kind of show operation is this!

"Why, this is so unfair to men!"

"I seem to understand something, but I don't fully understand it."

"Abduction and trafficking of adult males is not illegal [cover face]"

"The promise of equality between men and women, I don't agree, why!"

"It's not just men on top of men, women on top of men, it's also forced obscenity, and most men don't have the face to call the police."

"Brothers, what should I do, I suddenly don't dare to walk at night tonight!"

"My wife watched the live broadcast with me, and she suddenly smiled, what does that mean?"

The old Wang under the bed seemed to accept his fate, and he called the police himself.

Afterwards, the men and women in the living room came in and lifted the bed together.

The following plot seems to be rehearsed like a script.

The two first demanded 15 yuan in compensation on the grounds that they would be sentenced to 50 years in prison for burglary and attempted rape. After failing to achieve their goals, they really reported to the police.

During the whole process, although the three of them quarreled until their voices became hoarse, none of them made a move.

In less than 15 minutes, the police uncle who received the report came to the door.

"You three, who called the police?"

The three of them said at the same time that they called the police.

The old Wang under the bed was the first to speak. He stretched out his hands and cooperated very well, saying: "Comrade police, I broke into the house and tried to rape the owner of this house. I just found out with conscience, so I called the police."

"You tortured me away, you should criticize education, criticize education, and I will accept the fine!"

The couple who performed the fairy dance were stunned on the spot, and hadn't recovered from it for a long time.

The landlady also looked at her husband in surprise, and there was suspicion in that look.

Because the video call did not end, millions of people in the live broadcast room have been following the progress of the case.

This case is not big, it is not small, if someone's head gets hot, it is not good to hurt someone!

This brother is a ruthless person, and he can deal with it. He really dares to do what Jiang Yun said.

The policeman who handled the case didn't say much, but took two silver handcuffs from his waist.

click!click!

The two couples were directly handcuffed, and Lao Wang lying under the bed was stunned.

"Comrade policeman, you made a mistake!"

"Why do you torture us two? What do we do?"

"Yeah, you should get me, why did you torture them both?"

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Chapter 339 Killing and punishing one's heart (seeking monthly ticket)

"It's wrong, it's not wrong, how could it be wrong." After the policeman who handled the case finished speaking, he waved to the door.

Whoa!

Seven or eight policemen, armed with guns, rushed in in an instant and began to search the entire room.

"Young man, you are lucky. These two are habitual offenders of fairy dancing. We have been eyeing them for a long time."

"You know the law quite well, and you know how to get rid of crimes and reduce your sentence by prosecuting the hostess. In fact, there is no need to do this. We have a technical department that can recover deleted chat records from mobile phones."

"If you encounter this kind of thing again in the future, just stand up and report the liar."

A female police officer took notes and explained to Lao Wang under the bed.

An uncle in his thirties was clutching his chest at this moment, his face was covered with dust, two lines of clear tears fell from his eyes, and he didn't know whether it was because of shame or remorse.

The highest degree of social death is probably like this.

Both Jiang Yun and Teacher Luo were stunned for a moment. Both of them are quite proficient in law, but they don't know much about high technology.

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, Pindao actually miscalculated, and the chat history of the mobile phone can still be restored."

"Uh, can the formatted cell phone Master left behind be restored?" Jiang Yun rubbed his nose and muttered in a low voice.

Although his voice was small, it was still recorded by the professional equipment in the live broadcast room.

At this time, many water friends watching the live broadcast laughed out loud.

On weekdays, a high-ranking Taoist priest, like a banished fairy, would also make this kind of oolong accident.

Everyone smiled and suddenly felt something was wrong. What did the Taoist priest just say?

"What's on Chimatsu Michijo's phone [funny]"

"I want to see if the content can be broadcast live!"

"Why should the phone be formatted? Everyone knows everything. Let's give the old Taoist a face."

"Recovering knowledge on mobile phone content is the day when Chisong Taoist priest returns!"

"Daozhang, there are some things you can't see!"

After the female police officer finished taking notes, she looked at Lao Wang under the bed and asked with a smile, "Comrade, your case is very representative."

"We, the police, want to use your case to publicize the law and let more people know what to do when encountering a fairy dance. Do you mind?"

The old Wang under the bed looked at the female police officer, and only weakly made a request, to slap his face so that his family members would not see it.

Even the director of the law-enhancing program changed his face into a cartoon portrait of a beautiful girl when Lao Wang crawled out from under the bed.

"Fuck, it's so ruthless, it's killing people."

"A good person lives a safe life, this big brother has made outstanding contributions to anti-fraud!"

"Hey, in the past it was a rich businessman's wife begging for a pregnancy, but now it's a fairy dance, and I don't know what it will become in the future."

"Um, it's such a big deal, it won't be in the headlines tomorrow, right?"

"Fellow Daoist, be more confident. It's already on the top of the trending searches. Tomorrow's headlines, it doesn't matter whether you type or not."

Jiang Yun took a sip of water, moistened his throat, and said, "I hope this incident can serve as a warning to laymen watching the live broadcast."

"Director, we can turn off the online video, and invite the next friend."

"Jiang Daochang, the friend from the paternity test just now has returned from the living room. He is waiting for you now. Shall we reconnect and continue our conversation?" the director asked.

Jiang Yun and Teacher Luo nodded in agreement, and the couple just now reappeared on the big screen of the live broadcast.

The two are sitting together now, the woman is still full of displeasure, the man is full of smiles, and keeps beating his wife's legs.

"Jiang Daochang, the matter in our family has been clarified. My wife has done a paternity test with me and the child. It is no problem that it is biological."

"Our family's problem has been solved, that is, my wife is going to divorce me now, please help me persuade her."

"This matter was originally a misunderstanding. I have always believed in her, my wife, and my love for you will never change!"

These two people started to sprinkle dog food across the screen, which really made many people tired.

Jiang Yun's face changed after counting his fingers. With the mentality of making a show, he reminded seriously and responsibly: "This layman, calm down first, don't laugh."

"The problem in your family has not been completely resolved. Your father and grandson are not related by blood, but you are father and son. Does the old man know about this?"

The woman let out a long sigh and said, "The Taoist priest is right, that's all I'm worried about."

"Don't try to please me, think about it first, how to explain it to your father."

Pfft!

The man's eyes went dark, and he sat down on the ground, falling loudly.

He was dazzled by the paternity test report just now, so he really didn't think about it too much. Now that he thinks about it, this problem is indeed a bit serious.

The water friends in the live broadcast room remembered a certain classic domestic drama.

"Hou Guifen, you are a ruthless person!"

"Damn it, it's bloody, it's been a long time, only grandpa is an outsider."

"Not necessarily, really not necessarily, grandpa doesn't have to be real grandpa, so grandpa must be real grandpa?"

"Grandpa: Sitting up in shock while dying, the outsider is myself!"

"Oh my god, why am I here?"

Jiang Yun looked at these two people, and didn't intend to continue to hide it. He showed his cards and said, "You layman, get up first."

"Pindao just asked an acquaintance to check. The situation in your family is really complicated."

"You have nothing to do with your father, but you are somewhat blood related to your wife. If you don't believe me, you should go for a paternity test. According to your seniority, you should call her cousin."

Pfft!

Not long after the man got up, his eyes went dark again, and he sat down on the ground.

His wife didn't feel much better either, she fainted on the spot and lay down on the table.

Through the screen, Jiang Yun recited the mantra of clearing the heart to help the two of them adjust their spirits and recover.

He waited for the two people to recover, and continued: "But it's okay, it's a distant cousin, Pindao checked on life and death, and five clothes have been released."

"You two are married, don't break the law, don't worry, and your father and you are also in the wrong hospital, and you and your mother are not related by blood."

"As for the whereabouts of their biological son, Pindao is too lazy to ask acquaintances to check. The favor has to be paid back. Your family should go to the hospital of the past and settle the old score."

"That's all I said. If you don't believe it, you can believe in science and do a paternity test."

After the two listened, they thanked each other a thousand times and hung up the video.

The water friends in the live broadcast room have already complained.

"Master Dao, he is really good at playing, he must have done it on purpose."

"It's really interesting, kissing and kissing, parents are outsiders after a long time."

"I'm really serious. I suspect it's a script. The director came out and explained it to me."

"Damn it, it's a good thing I didn't leave, otherwise I wouldn't be able to get through this plot."

"The next prisoner is invited, where is the prisoner, come out quickly."