Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Not only the three elders, but also the three official Taoist members, Xiaobai, Houer and Xiaohei.

"Hey, Kuo wrong, the shot is five thousand, yes, yes!"

"Two fellow Taoists, if you have money, the Taoist temple will be handed over to this boy. Let's go down the mountain for a wandering tour."

"Pindao knows a good place to spend time, hehe, you must go, you must go!" Chisong said with a smile.

Daoist Mo Yuan and old Daoist Zhang Zhishun both nodded in tacit understanding.

After the three of them had breakfast, they threw three copper coins to Jiang Yun and went down the mountain together.

Holding the three copper coins, Jiang Yun sighed helplessly, what is this all about!

The water friends in the live broadcast room are also confused, how can they still ask for red envelopes?

"I've learned, I've learned, I'm going to ask my son for a red envelope."

"I don't understand. It's fine if Taoist Master Chisong wants it. Why did Taoist Zhang come to join in the fun?"

"Master Dao, we also want red envelopes!"

"Xiao Hei is miserable. After the host gave him a red envelope, he took it back."

Jiang Yun entered the room and took out the lucky characters and couplets that he had drawn out from the big gift bag. By the way, he also used the special card for the Chinese New Year's speech with the experience card.

"Ladies and gentlemen, today's New Year's Eve, everyone should post these two things."

"Everyone should be able to post couplets, but the word "Fu" is a bit particular. The word "Fu" at the gate must not be pasted upside down."

"Xiaobai, is it correct to post for the teacher?"

"Beeeeeeeeee~~~"

"Left?"

"Beeeeeeeeee~~~"

With the help of Xiaobai, Jiang Yun pasted up the couplets. He stood at the entrance of the Taoist temple, cupped his fists at the drone, and said, "Every layman, because of some irresistible factors."

"This year's live broadcast is over, and Pindao is here to wish everyone an early year."

"I wish all the lay people who watched the live broadcast good luck, like a tiger with wings added, work smoothly, everything goes well, eat more and not get fat, good luck, and a happy new year, good luck!"

Many of the water friends who were watching the live broadcast did not react.

"What do you mean, the Taoist will not broadcast live tomorrow?"

"Irresistible factors: Tomorrow is the New Year, and there is no way to broadcast live this year."

"Eat more and not gain weight, remember to circle it, I just hope this wish and dream come true."

"Everyone, see you next year!"

Jiang Yun hung the landscape painting of Cave Heaven and Paradise in his room.

It has to be said that the painting skills of the first ancestor master are indeed remarkable.

He felt the rapid increase of Taoist aura, and a satisfied smile appeared on his face, that's what a practitioner should pursue.

"Uncle, are you in the Taoist temple, come out!" Jin Zhuzi shouted from outside the Taoist temple.

Jiang Yun went out immediately, and only after he inquired did he know that something happened to the small reservoir in Jiangjia Village.

It was New Year's Eve, and most people in the village came back to celebrate the New Year. In the past two days, many people went fishing in the small reservoir to relieve their boredom.

On the small reservoir, there is a stone bridge, and a sword hangs under the stone bridge.

It rained a few days ago, the water in the reservoir was full, and it just didn't cross the stone bridge. It was fine, but early this morning, a giant python jumped out of the reservoir and lay on the bridge. Walk.

The giant snake lays down on the bridge, this is walking!

Village head Jiang left with Road Chief Chisong, and the people in Jiangjia Village couldn't solve this matter, so they asked Jin Zhuzi to call Jiang Yun.

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written request for leave

On the first day of the new year, take a day off and take a rest.

My thoughts are a bit confused recently. I will sort out my thoughts and update them normally tomorrow.

I wish you all a happy new year, everything is going well, like a tiger with wings added, work smoothly, eat more and not get fat, good luck and fortune, and get rich overnight.

Spoiler alert, for the next plot, arrange Chisong Daochang to cross the catastrophe, and then kill people, and come back when there is something to do.

Is there any girl from Yuncheng, I want to talk about someone.

In 97, male, born in the year of Ox, height 178, weight 154, good-looking, the annual manuscript fee is basically stable at 10,000+.

Fellow Daoists, if there are suitable people around you, please introduce them to me, please.

Also, I love you guys, okay? 【Compare Heart】

I have already used the Chinese New Year version of the "Speaking Method" experience card. I wish you all a happy new year and all your wishes come true (please make a card, fellow Taoists)

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Chapter 315 Water Angus (seeking a monthly pass)

Jiang Yun took Xiaobai, holding the Sanqing Sword, and followed Jin Zhuzi to the small reservoir in Jiangjia Village.

In the past, there were at most 100 fishermen in the reservoir, but now it is crowded with more than [-] people.

I don't know which river in the mountain flooded. Anyway, the reservoir has risen two or three meters.

The stone bridge built at the narrowest part of the north and south banks in the past has been submerged in water, and only six piers on the left and right sides are still exposed out of the water.

A large boa constrictor seven or eight meters long was half submerged in the water, coiled on the bridge, and kept spitting out its snake temper.

Jiang Yun stood on the bank, holding a sword and carrying Xiaobai on his shoulders. He watched the big boa constrictor with great interest. This snake was interesting, and there was actually a fist-sized bump on its head.

now.

Jiang Huanong was leading a few young people from Jiangjia Village, and was driving a fishing boat, trying to drive away the python.

Their melee weapons are sticks and harpoons, and their ranged weapons are stones.

The drone flew over, and the three 10,000+ water friends in the live broadcast room were shocked when they saw the fist-sized stone hitting the boa constrictor with a clanging sound.

"WC, it's so long, so dark, and so thick, I'm afraid this snake has become a fine snake."

"Why does it have a bag on its head?"

"Dear friends, does anyone know what kind of snake this is?"

"Looking at the pattern and appearance, it looks a bit like a black-headed snake..."

"Just kidding, this is already a python, why is it still called a black-stalked snake, how can there be such a big black-stalked snake?"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "Dear fellows, don't panic, this is a water scorpion."

"It is recorded in Ren Fang's "Shuyiji" that the water pheasant turns into a jiao in 500 years, the jiao turns into a dragon in a thousand years, turns into a horned dragon in 500 years, and turns into a dragon in a thousand years."

"After the founding of the people's Republic of China, they are not allowed to become spiritual. Before the founding of the country, they were psychic and became spiritual. It is estimated that they just broke through a few days ago and appeared in Wudang Mountain. The Taoist priests are here. Don't panic."

"Uh, what is a water gill, why haven't I heard of it?"

"Gou Yinyang, can you explain in detail, I seriously suspect that you are lying to me."

The boa constrictor ignored Jiang Huanong and the others' provocations at all. It kept raising its head and staring at Jiang Yun until someone took out a secret weapon from his pocket.

Zizizi... bang!

There was a muffled sound one meter in front of the boa constrictor, and with the splash of water, its whole body shivered.

"Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

Jiang Huanong saw that the boa constrictor was staring at him unkindly, he felt a little bit in his heart, turned his head and cursed: "Who is trying to die, throwing a kick over there?"

"Don't be distracted, start the engine and run!"

Snapped!

With a flick of its tail, the boa constrictor swept across the water, and a two-meter-high spray directly poured chills on the people on the fishing boat.

"sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss~~~"

Seeing that the boa constrictor was angry, Jiang Yun wanted to speak to the people on the boat, instead of standing and watching the show, he directly used Wudang Ladder Cloud Zong.

He opened his arms and touched the ground with his toes. Like a big roc, he flew directly to the pier.

Swish!

The Sanqing sword came out of its sheath, and a burst of sword energy cut directly on the water on the left side of the stone bridge, blocking the way between Jiang Huanong and the others and the boa constrictor.

"Brother Huanong, you really like to make trouble for the poor, so let's go first and leave me alone." Jiang Yun held the Sanqing sword and landed on the bridge pier steadily.

He and the boa constrictor formed a confrontation, Jiang Huanong and others quickly turned on the engine of the fishing boat and left the scene.

"Hey, laymen, let me explain to you. The Yinyang layman is right. This is indeed a water lizard."

"This kind of python used to exist all over the country. It lived along the river, didn't like to move, and had a long lifespan. So few people have seen it. It has always been a legend."

"I used to think that this kind of python was extinct, but I didn't expect one to emerge from Wudang Mountain today. It's really interesting!" Jiang Yun explained to the water friend with a smile.

He looked at the water squirrel with a bad face, and he was quite excited.

This kind of snake is only one step away from Huajiao, so its fighting power is very strong. It is a rare wild companion for practitioners in today's society.

The water pheasant looked at Jiang Yun. It spit out the bifurcated snake letter, raised its head, opened its mouth and let out a roar, showing its mouth full of fangs.

The lion fights the rabbit with all its strength, let alone such a legendary guy?

Although there is no Huajiao, but it is not much worse, just to try the dragon slaying technique.

"Naughty animal, Pindao originally didn't want to kill more people, but you harmed Wudang Mountain and flooded the reservoir. It can be said that you are full of evil!"

"Anyway, your water scorpion family is not included in the list of cherished wild animals, so I just want to try my dragon-slaying swordsmanship with you!" Jiang Yun said awe-inspiringly.

The spiritual power in his body flowed retrograde along a secret meridian, and then gathered on the Sanqing Sword.

The sword body of the Sanqing Sword glowed with golden light, and even the water friends in the live broadcast room could tell that this sword was absolutely amazing.

"Fuck, what the Taoist said makes sense, but I'm powerless to refute it!"

"It's not on the wild animal protection list, so the channel can kill it at will, which is really fine."

"It's unlucky for this water squirrel to meet the Daoist priest, and now it's a righteous act to kill it."

"There is a snake under Dao Chang's sword, maybe this snake can turn into a dragon, and it can protect the Taoist temple when it is raised!"

"I seriously doubt that water pheasants can strengthen yang and nourish yin, otherwise why would they perish?"

Facing Jiang Yun's sword on the opposite side, the water scorpion froze for a moment, then bit the snake's head frantically.

"sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..."

"You told Pindao that it was a misunderstanding, let me give you a chance?"

"sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..."

"Whether it's a misunderstanding or not, Pindao's sword is already on the line, and he has to cut it. It's bad luck for you to die."

"sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..."

"What, you are discussing Taoism with Taoist Master Zhenyuan of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, aren't you talking about it?" Jiang Yun was shocked.

Daoist Zhenyuan is the master of the opening temple recorded in the Taoist books of Tianyuan Taoist Temple. It is said that he is extremely talented and self-taught.

At the age of eight, he practiced self-cultivation in a deserted Taoist temple. When he came down the mountain, he was unparalleled in Taoism and invincible in the world.

At the age of 20, he went back to the mountain, refurbished the deserted Taoist temple, named it Tianyuan Taoist temple, and continued to practice in the temple.

At the age of 24, he took in an apprentice, and after staying for a while, he rose to the top in front of the apprentice. This is clearly recorded in many ancient books of Taoism, although it is nonsense.

This water scorpion actually said that he had met the patriarch, which made Jiang Yun hesitate.

"Hiss hiss~~~"

"Pindao is a reasonable person, if you show evidence, I can let you live!"

In front of Jiang Yun, Shui Fei jumped off the bridge, and then plunged directly into the reservoir, and then there was no movement.

Jiang Yun stood on the pier and waited for 10 minutes.

The water friends in the live broadcast room felt that something was wrong, and tried to persuade them one after another.