Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Wipe, big brother!"

"Are you the fake Taoist priest who is very popular recently?" Yuhuatian was shocked.

The Jingdezhen teacup in his hand fell to the ground and broke into eight petals.

Jiang Yun let out a long sigh and covered his forehead with his hands. Sure enough, the scene was not much different from what he had imagined.

"Hahaha, Daoist, please start your performance."

"If the anchor knows how to palm thunder, he will definitely give it to the factory owner through the screen."

"Speaking of which, how should anchors defend their rights?"

"Those marketing accounts outside are really annoying. They have to use all kinds of fallacies to forcefully prove that the anchor's live broadcast is fake. It's useless for me to report it."

Yu Huatian looked at Jiang Yun and asked, "Brother, everyone is in the live broadcast industry, can you tell me how you added those sound effects in the live broadcast?"

"Especially when you jumped from Zixiao Peak, I was so stupid. Where did your wire hang?"

Jiang Yun also looked at Yuhuatian who was full of curiosity, and said earnestly: "Mr. Factory, please believe in science."

"Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it, so I'm asking where your wire hangs."

"What Pindao wants to say is, to believe in science, what I use is light work, not the high technology you say."

"As long as there is a foothold, it is actually not difficult to jump from Zixiao Peak, which is 300 meters high."

"I'll just demonstrate it once. You are all watching. First tap the wall with your left foot, and then you can use your strength to fly."

Jiang Yun first jumped onto the eaves of the gate of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, and then with a light leap, he flew to the top of the crape myrtle tree not far away.

under the moonlight.

The two water friends in the live broadcast room stared blankly at Jiang Yun, dressed in white, with his hands behind his back, independent of the treetops, with the mountain wind blowing slightly, his belt was fluttering, so chic.

The barrage in Yuhuatian's live broadcast room turned into rows of question marks.

Yu Huatian asked in a low voice: "Brothers, he made us believe in science, do you believe it?"

"I don't understand. Does the anchor on the other side really talk about science?"

"I'm very sure and sure, the opposite anchor is wearing the cloak of live broadcast, and is doing something about cultivating immortals."

"Who am I, who am I, who am I going to fan the opposite anchor, he is really handsome."

When Jiang Yun turned over and jumped off the crape myrtle tree, he pulled out the long sword at his waist, and a white sword light flashed.

The stone pillar in front of Tianyuan Taoist Temple was split in half by a long sword, completely ending its life.

Although the water friends in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room often watched him show these operations, they were also shocked at this time.

"Who can tell me, can normal people do this?"

"I really seriously suspect that the anchor has long since disliked the stone pillars in front of the Taoist temple."

"Shi Zhu: I have a saying that my mother sells me. I don't know if I should say it or not. I didn't feel happy when I was cut off. I even cut me three times."

"I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm completely in love."

"The anchor is my boyfriend in white who is cultivating immortals. He is really handsome."

After Jiang Yun retracted his sword, he kicked lightly with his toe, and the two pieces of stone pillars weighing tens of kilograms were kicked into the corner.

"Mr. Chang, do you now believe that Pindao's swordsmanship and lightness skills are true?"

Yu Huatian nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, his tone was a bit obedient and aggrieved.

Said: "Master Taoist, I believe, I definitely believe you, I have long been annoyed by watching those videos of making Yao Yao on the Internet."

"Today's PK was purely accidental. I'm just a funny anchor, and I'm a good citizen. Don't be as knowledgeable as me!"

"For the sake of my sincerity in admitting my mistakes, don't use your Taoist supernatural powers, such as palm thunder, on me. I'm afraid."

Jiang Yun frowned, and a confused expression appeared.

He explained: "Master, don't be afraid, I haven't learned something like the thunder in the palm, and if I have learned it, I will not shoot you, after all, it is against the law to use lightning to strike people."

After Yuhuatian heard this, his face turned pale.

No, brother, I didn't understand, you haven't learned that, what exactly do you mean?

Palm Thunder, do you really talk about science?

He immediately used his private account to go to Jiang Yun's live broadcast room and swipe two treasure maps.

[Xichang Yuhuatian] Reward a treasure map with a message: "Brother, don't hit me with lightning!"

[Xichang Yuhuatian] Reward a treasure map with a message: "I'm your die-hard fan, we don't beat our own people."

This kind of high-energy operation directly amused the water friends in the two live broadcast rooms.

"The owner of the factory is worthy of being the owner of the factory, and he will come to work as expected!"

"I'm curious, can the anchor really practice Palm Thunder?"

"Won't it? [smirk]."

"On Daoist Priest, Jianming and Qinggong have come out, will the thunder in the palm be far away?"

Looking at these two treasure maps, Jiang Yun couldn't help but ask, "Mr. Factory, there is no need. We are fighting PK. If you give me a gift, isn't this surrendering to the enemy?"

"Master Dao, I admit defeat in this PK. I am called a gentleman who knows the current affairs."

After Yu Huatian finished speaking, his face straightened, and he said, "Although I lost this PK, I still have to do what needs to be done."

"I just took a big job with the anti-fraud anchor Officer Chen, and I need to promote it to the friends of the PK anchor."

"Please be sure to download the APP of the National Anti-Fraud Center. Download it once, bind the information, and use it for life. Don't miss it!"

Jiang Yun sighed and said, "Mr. Factory, guess who was the last person who fought against me?"

"Forget it, I won't pretend anymore, I'm going to show my cards, it's the police officer you mentioned."

"I have already urged the friends in my live broadcast room to download the APP of the National Anti-Fraud Center. If we don't know each other, I won't punish you. You can find someone else to PK."

Yu Huatian was stunned, and it took him two seconds to react.

Immediately cupping his fists, he said: "In this case, the Taoist priest, I will slip away first, the road is far away, and we will meet again by fate."

"I suddenly felt that after receiving the imperial decree from Police Officer Chen, the factory owner became more rigid in his words."

"The factory owner is ordered to fight against fraud, which is really popular!"

"The factory owner was not like this before, but now he has changed his style and become a regular army."

"Daoist, you have been PKed twice in a row, do you want to take the initiative to PK others?"

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Chapter 27 Women's Clothes Boss (ask for monthly pass, ask for collection)

Jiang Yun took a look at the barrage, and almost all the water friends were swiping to continue PK.

He thought about it, it was still early, and he also promised Officer Chen that he would help promote the APP of the National Anti-Fraud Center. It's really not good to just download it like this.

"Water friends, let's PK two, and promote the APP of the National Anti-Fraud Center. Minors don't get gifts, local tyrants can do whatever they want." After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he started a random PK.

Tigerfish has a total of thousands of anchors, and there are at least a thousand people online at night.

Random PK quickly hit people.

Jiang Yun looked at the headshot of the host's cute girl, and asked curiously: "The name is Chijiang, the water friend in the live broadcast room, does anyone know this anchor?"

"I lost it, it turned out to be a nightmare for 9 million male anchors!"

"The anchor actually doesn't know Chi Jiang, please forgive me for laughing unkindly now."

"Honey, don't compete with that pervert, he is not a good person!"

"Red Sauce's voice is very sweet, I hope the anchor will like [smirk]."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, he was at a loss, is the girl on the opposite side very good at PK?

Fuck, there won't be any pitfalls here, right?

He played [-] points carefully and clicked Agree to PK.

On the screen of the live broadcast room, a girl appeared in a maid outfit, with delicate makeup, colored lenses, and long hair reaching her chest.

"She" is very beautiful, with a face value of at least 8.5 points, and she looks very beautiful.

"Hi girl, I'm Jiang Yun, the master of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, what's your name?" Jiang Yun introduced himself cautiously.

"Hey, water friends, the anchor on the opposite side is so handsome, have you noticed that he looks similar to Sedum in Legend of Sword and Fairy?"

"Hello, brother, my name is Chijiang, are you a real Taoist priest?" Chijiang covered her mouth and exaggerated.

The water friends who knew Chi Jiang in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room were a little confused. This is different from Chi Jiang's usual PK plot!

"Brothers, Chi Jiang won't fall in love with our anchor at first sight, will he?"

"Same-sex repels, opposite-sex attracts, I'm fine."

"Who said it's okay, the Taoist priest and I are of the same sex, so we were also sucked into the live broadcast room."

"Calm down, Jiang Daochang is not a person who is interested in sex, we have to trust the anchor."

Jiang Yun was about to take out his mobile phone, open the APP of the National Anti-Fraud Center, and promote it.

Chi Jiang on the opposite side spoke first, and asked, "Brother, you are the most handsome person I have ever seen in PK for so long, do you have a girlfriend?"

"Not yet, what's the matter?"

"If not, then we can get along, what do you think?"

"Sorry, Pindao is not interested in you."

"Brother, don't reject me first, look at my Ferrari keys, the property books of the three houses in Shenzhen and the black card of the bank's VIPs, and then match it with my appearance."

Chi Jiang was full of confidence and asked, "Do you feel now that my sister's appearance has suddenly improved."

"As long as my net worth is matched with your good looks, how can we have a happy life together?"

As he spoke, his nostrils were itchy, and a line of nosebleeds flowed out directly.

"Fuck, Chi Jiang won't really like Jiang Daochang anymore."

"Your word, there is a bit of essence."

"That nosebleed really shocked my mother for 300 years."

"Brothers, calm down, I feel that Chi Jiang is playing against the routine, don't panic."

"There is only one Daoist leader. Our competition for female voices is already fierce. Why does a male want to compete with us?"

"Sister, calm down, it must not be a man, please count me in."

"That's right, as long as the priest is willing, I don't mind going to Thailand for a minor operation, and then going to Korea for the whole thing."

"Fuck, brother, you are a ruthless person!"

Chi Jiang wiped a handful of nosebleeds, and seeing the red hands, he was also stunned.

Originally, I saw that the host on the opposite side was good-looking, so I wanted to spend some time to improve the viewability of the live broadcast.

Unexpectedly, I showed myself a nosebleed.

He gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, made mistakes and said, "Master Taoist, do you believe in love at first sight? Since the first time I saw you, I knew you were my sweetheart."

"I have decided that in this life, I must marry you. Do you have the slightest bit of heartbeat?"

Jiang Yun watched Chi Jiang's performance, his two eyebrows gradually knit together.

Fortunately, since I was a child, I have often encountered such situations where girls take the initiative to confess their love.

This kind of scene can still be held.

"Girl, I'm sorry, Pindao is not interested in you. You really can't force things about fate, do you understand?"

Chi Jiang's two eyebrows were also twisted together. Ever since he disguised himself as a woman and competed with the male anchor, he had already practiced his three tricks.

The first trick: rely on beauty to attract people.

The second trick: seduce people by money.

The third trick: that is to stalk.

After all, men understand men's thoughts best, and what can satisfy a man's sense of satisfaction better than a woman stalking you.