Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Martial Uncle Zhang stood there, muttering to himself: "Senior Brother Chisong, you couldn't have carried this kid back from the bamboo forest, he really has reached his home!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded when they heard it.

"What the hell, the clown is me?"

"No way, no way, you can't really buy real cheats, right?"

"Thinking about it now, the Taoist priest sent that guy two hundred and five, as if he was really swearing!"

"Master Dao, can you let me take a look at the notes you bought, I will just take a look [funny]."

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Chapter 287 The layout is bigger (seeking a monthly ticket)

Jiang Yun came to the front yard, sat on the stone steps in front of the Sanqing Hall, and picked up the "Sunflower Treasure".

Every page of this secret book has been yellowed, at least 100 years old, but it is well preserved, and there are no missing chapters.

"Every layman, if you want to read cheat books with Pindao, that's just right, let's practice together!"

Jiang Yun opened the Sunflower Book with a smile. Everyone shivered when they saw the 8 large characters on the first page of the Sunflower Book.

If you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace!

"Daozhang, there is no need, no need!"

"That girl won't need to use her own palace to practice the Sunflower Book?"

"I'm still single, and I haven't had a girlfriend yet. This cheat book is really not suitable for me [cover my face]"

"It's all the same if there are two or two things under the crotch, daughter-in-law, get me a knife!"

"Among all fellow Taoists, are there any medical students? How to stop the bleeding after the palace? If you don't use anesthetics, will it hurt? 【Funny】"

"Husband, come and practice the Sunflower Collection with the Taoist priest, maybe you can become the number one in the world, @秘密肉虚男."

"The mouth of the green bamboo, the needle behind the tail of the hornet, both are not poisonous, the most poisonous to a woman's heart, brother with kidney deficiency, your wife is so ruthless!"

Jiang Yun was quite calm, he turned to the second page of the cheat book, and then he was stunned.

If you don't come from the palace, you can also succeed.

On this page, there is a bloody fingerprint, and some plant ash is mixed in the bloody fingerprint.

"Every layman, do you see that, let's not be arbitrary in doing things. When reading a book, you must read it in advance."

"The last father-in-law who practiced this secret book was designated as an impatient and ruthless person, everyone should take it as a warning!" Jiang Yun said earnestly.

The way to practice martial arts, one masters everything.

He didn't want to cultivate the Sunflower Canon, but wanted to read all the books and find some similarities. He didn't expect to see such a tragedy with his own eyes.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were also frightened into a cold sweat, especially some men with knives.

"Damn it, what a fool!"

"This must be a cheat book written by a eunuch. How could a normal person cheat people like this."

"It's okay, it's okay, it's only a second away, otherwise I will bid farewell to my sexual life from now on."

"Every layman, who has experience, can you tell me, will that thing be useful after it is sewn back?"

"Hiss, no way, did someone really cut Yong Zhi?"

"I hate it, what are you talking about, what's wrong with cutting off Yongzhi [Lanhua Guidance]"

Jiang Yun casually tore off the first two pages of the Sunflower Canon, crumpled it up, and threw it aside.

He frowned and warned: "Ladies and gentlemen, you must believe in science. Most of the martial arts cheats you have seen are fakes."

"Even if it is genuine, there will be such harmful tiankengs. Now it is a legal society, and times have changed."

"Even if you practice the Sunflower Book, the spear is still fast after seven steps, and within seven steps, the spear is both accurate and fast."

"Even if you practice to a great degree, within seven steps, the speed can exceed bullets, and there are still airplanes, tanks and cannons, so the first lesson for martial arts practitioners is to abide by the law."

After Jiang Yun flipped through the Sunflower Book in his hand back and forth, he closed the book and went back to the house to fetch the Sanqing Sword.

The Sunflower Collection is actually a secret book of swordsmanship, and some swordsmanship theories in it are completely different from Taiji swordsmanship, and there are indeed merits.

"Everyone, Pindao understands it. The person who wrote this cheat book is definitely a master of swordsmanship. Do you understand it too?"

A row of question marks appeared above the heads of the water friends in the live broadcast room.

Jiang Yun just glanced at ten lines, and flipped through the cheat books extremely fast. Most people didn't even see the words clearly, so how could they understand?

"Master Dao, do you think so highly of me?"

"I dare to pat my chest and guarantee that ninety-nine percent of the fellow Taoists in the live broadcast room didn't understand it!"

"Brother, be more courageous. Ninety-nine percent, probably ten percent of what people don't understand."

Swish!

When everyone in the live broadcast room was still debating whether there was a lucky person who could understand a little bit of cheats, Jiang Yun had already drawn out the Sanqing sword.

He used the Sunflower Treasure, his swordsmanship was fierce and feminine, and the white sword energy shot out from tricky angles from time to time.

This is completely different from Jiang Yun's temperament of practicing swords in the past. Is this really good?

When everyone called perverted, suddenly there was a knock on the door in front of the Taoist temple.

With a flying kick, Jiang Yun retracted his sword gracefully. After arranging his clothes, he opened the gate of the Taoist temple.

Two old acquaintances.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang and his apprentice, both holding pennants and gifts in their hands, were all smiling.

"Jiang Daochang, some time ago, the pennant was delayed for you."

"No, it's almost the end of the year, our bureau chief specially emphasized that let me bring you the pennant, bonus and presents."

"This is the pennant for finding the crocodile and catching the snitch at Yinsheng Peak. You are sweating profusely, are you practicing?" Police Officer Jiang Dajiang asked with a smile.

Jiang Yun welcomed the two of them into the Taoist temple. He hung the silk banner in the wing room next to the front yard, and offered incense to the ancestors of the past generations.

When he came back, he found that the two of them were holding a cheat book in their hands, and they were looking at it.

"Master, why do I feel that this cheat book looks familiar?"

"It doesn't look familiar. When we went up the mountain, the small stall selling fake cheats that we seized was full of cheats like this?"

"Master, that fake monk just made a confession, saying that a Taoist priest was cheated and bought a cheat book for 250 yuan and an incense burner for 250 yuan from him. Do you think that person can't be?"

"Don't talk nonsense, Jiang Daochang is a master, how could he be deceived by that kind of little thief."

……

Jiang Yun couldn't help but blush when he heard the two whispering, feeling a little embarrassed.

He can't lie, so he touched his nose and said frankly: "Brother Dajiang, your apprentice is right, that Taoist priest is me."

"What, are you really being cheated?" The Sunflower Book in Police Officer Jiang Dajiang's hand fell to the ground.

He immediately took out his mobile phone and wanted to call his colleagues to recover the stolen money.

Just as Jiang Yun stopped him, and before he could explain the matter, there was an exclamation from the uncle in the study in the backyard.

"Xuande Furnace?"

"Boy, come here quickly, you seem to have picked up a big leak!"

The three immediately rushed to the study room, only to see Taoist Zhang Shengtan holding the incense burner and studying it carefully with a magnifying glass.

Seeing Jiang Yun coming in, he asked, "Boy, do you know what a Xuande furnace is?"

Xuande furnace is a copper incense burner designed and supervised by Tang Mingzong Zhu Zhanji in the third year of Xuande in the Ming Dynasty, referred to as Xuande furnace.

Xuande Furnace is the first time in the history of China to use wind-milled copper to cast copperware. Because gold and silver and other precious metals are added, the more it is burned, the purer it is, and the gold and silver float on the surface.

Wipe the stove lightly, and it will be shiny, and the inscribed Xuande's character of virtue, without a horizontal line on the heart, is to "save a virtue".

Police officer Jiang Dajiang looked at the Xuande stove that was getting brighter and brighter. He remembered that the stove seemed expensive, so he asked excitedly: "Old Taoist, how much is this stove worth?"

Uncle Zhang stretched out a finger, and then continued to devote himself to the great cause of cleaning stoves.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang's little apprentice couldn't calm down, and exclaimed: "Damn it, one hundred thousand?"

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Chapter 288

"Little Layman, the layout is bigger. The price of a genuine Xuande stove is not lower than one million in the auction house!"

"And one million is still the auction price in 03. The price of this stove has been rising all the way in the past 20 years. Now that it is going to be auctioned, it is estimated to be more than five times!" Uncle Zhang said calmly.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang and his little apprentice both trembled.

The two touched their fingers, calculated for a long time, and then both gasped.

The eyes of the water friends in the live broadcast immediately glowed red.

"I thought it was a liar, but I didn't expect it to be the God of Wealth!"

"I lost it, relying on that stove, I can realize the freedom of wealth."

"The clown is actually me, and the Taoist priest is the real winner."

"The Daoist priest bid 250 yuan, which really hit home. He was indeed mocking that fake monk."

"I just want to know if the bald master has the same stove in his house. I want to buy ten, woo woo woo!"

"Damn it, the Xuande furnace is real, and the cheat book is also true. That great monk is also a master, right?"

Jiang Yun hung the Sanqing Sword in his hand in the study, he coughed, and explained: "Ladies and gentlemen, Poor Dao has indeed picked up a loophole just now, but that great monk is really not a good person."

"The cheats left by Pindao at his booth are all fakes, so it is reasonable for him to be arrested."

"Brother Dajiang, it is a legal transaction between us. The cheat books and stove are now owned by Tianyuan Taoist temple. This Taoist temple follows the principle of only entering and not leaving, so you don't need to inform those experts from the Cultural Relics Protection Bureau."

"It is impossible to exchange a pennant and 200 yuan for the Xuande stove. 200 yuan is not as much as I spent on buying a stove."

Officer Jiang Dajiang touched his nose, nodded and said, "That's natural, that's natural."

"Master, the Taoist priest only spent two taels of 50 yuan..."

"Student, shut up, it's a legal transaction, you pay for it and deliver it, and it's much safer to put the Xuande furnace in a Taoist temple than in a museum."

"In today's society, people's hearts are complicated. Even some national treasures dare to say, hey, don't say it, don't say it." Police Officer Jiang Dajiang said with some heartache.

Uncle Zhang stayed in the study, continuing to play with the Xuande stove.

Jiang Yun brought two police officers to the front yard. He set up a small table and made a pot of good tea.

The two sipped tea, their faces were full of satisfaction, and then chatted about work.

Jiang Yun couldn't get in the conversation, so he held "Sunflower Acupuncture Hand" in his hand and read page by page.

Sunflower acupuncture hand and Sunflower Collection are two completely different martial arts cheats, which belong to acupuncture.

Reading a lot of books can really open people's minds. It turns out that acupuncture can also be played like this.

When Jiang Yun was fascinated by gesticulating sunflower acupuncture hands, he suddenly felt someone pat him on the shoulder and looked back.

Officer Jiang Dajiang frowned and asked, "Daoist Jiang, you don't want to practice this kind of cheats!"

"How can there be acupuncture in this world? I know you are good at acupuncture, but you have to believe in science!"

Jiang Yun frowned, and said, "Brother Dajiang, Pindao has just learned something, why don't you give it a try?"

"It won't hurt, will it?"

"Definitely not!"

"Then try it, whoever is afraid of whom!" Police officer Jiang Dajiang stood up, puffing out his chest.

Jiang Yunbai Zhantang is possessed, although he uses the sunflower acupuncture hand, it doesn't have to be in front of the chest, and then touch people.

But as a fan of Wulin Gaiden, he has already had preconceived ideas, and he agrees from the bottom of his heart that that is the correct way to perform Sunflower Acupuncture.

"Brother Dajiang, be careful, just say it hurts, Sunflower Acupuncture Hand!"

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