Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Everyone was puzzled, only to see the skinny bandit reached into his pocket and took out two white pills.

Jiang Yun frowned, he subconsciously felt that that thing was not a good thing.

So, he picked up the only teapot on the table and smashed it directly.

Whoosh!

The teapot hit the skinny gangster's wrist directly, and the two white pills were thrown into the air.

Jiang Yun reached out to pick up the two white pills that flew in front of him. He put the pill in front of his nose, smelled it, and his face changed drastically.

This elixir contains herbal juice powders with various hallucinogenic ingredients, such as wormwood, hallucinogenic mushrooms, datura

It is sealed with wax, and inside is extremely loose powder, which will explode when squeezed.

"Uncle Mo Yuan, look at this." Jiang Yun handed over a white pill.

He got up, handed the remaining Baidan to police officer Jiang Dajiang, and then grabbed the skinny gangster by the wrist.

With a little force, the other party immediately yelled in pain, cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"Tell me, Bai Dan, where did you get it?"

"It hurts, it hurts, Taoist priest, my hand is about to break, can you let it go first?"

Chen Shilei stopped and said, "Uncle Shi, you just said that you can't beat and insult others, otherwise it will be illegal detention."

"Shi Lei, that apprentice of yours suddenly became mentally ill, he was the one who caused it."

bass!

Chen Shilei's eyes changed, and he immediately pulled out half of the Eight Treasures Sword from his waist.

Before he could make a move, he heard a bang.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang accidentally crushed a white pill, and a large amount of white powder exploded.

Jiang Yun's eyes were sharp and his reaction was quick. He protected his body with aura and waved his Taoist robe violently.

A gust of wind directly blows most of the white powder out of the house along the windows.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang was just like the little Taoist priest, disheveled, sweating profusely, with a trace of saliva dripping from the corner of his mouth, and even his expression became neurotic.

As soon as he opened his mouth, the words of tigers and wolves shocked everyone: "Dear fellows, let me tell you a secret, everyone must believe in science."

"Believe in science, Master Chisong, can you be a human being? It's really too much to cut people's luck!"

"What, Yujian Flying, where is Yujian Flying, I have only seen Yujianshu!"

"Let me tell you, even if you summon the thunder, you must abide by the laws and regulations. If you hit someone, you will be sentenced, hahaha!"

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All the Taoist priests of the Wudang sect turned dark when they heard the crazy words.

Daoist Mo Yuan made a move even more decisively.

He jumped up from his seat and slashed police officer Jiang Dajiang's neck with a knife, knocking him unconscious on the spot.

This whole process happened in an instant, and the water friends in front of the drone camera didn't react at all.

When everyone looked at the unconscious police officer Jiang Dajiang, they all sighed.

"Damn it, the skill of the old Taoist master is so terrifying!"

"Officer Dajiang's nonsense, is it true or false?"

"Emmm, my mother told me since I was a child, to listen to the police uncle, I trust Officer Dajiang."

"What people say in hallucinations is often the truth. If you don't believe it, you can try it with your partner."

"Why do I suddenly feel that this world is strange? What is that white powder?"

"Master Dao, please translate for me, what is science!"

Jiang Yun looked at the skinny gangster, and he raised his hand to grab the opponent's arm again, exerting a light force.

"It hurts, it hurts, take it easy, this is my first time..."

"Master Dao, this is really the first time I've been pinched like this. I'm about to explode, so be gentle!" the skinny bandit yelled in pain, his facial features distorted.

He broke Jiang Yun's hand hard, trying to save his own arm, but that was just a gnat shaking a big tree, and he was overwhelmed.

"Be lenient when confessing, and be strict when resisting. Tell the poor honestly, where did you get that white pill?"

"Also, hand over the antidote, otherwise, even if Pindao crushes your hand today, I'm doing this to save people, and to do what is right."

A cheap duck with a market price of 53 times, how can there be such a stubborn and ruthless character.

His face was covered with tears and snot, and in the sound of wailing, he explained everything clearly on the spot.

The three contemporary heroes of Tianjin Wei were originally rascals with no great abilities.

Six months ago, the three of them were drinking and eating barbecue in the middle of the night, and met a rich blind Taoist priest at a roadside stall.

The three of them came up with the idea of ​​making a fortune, and originally wanted to rob a wave to get some money, but they were beaten up on the spot.

However, it was a blessing in disguise.

That blind Taoist priest is a good man, not only took these three rogues as apprentices, taught them a lot of skills, but also gave them a lot of money.

"Jiang Daochang, it was my blind master who instructed us to come to Wudang Mountain to steal the real martial arts sword. Before leaving, he gave us three white mist pills and three invisibility charms."

"He made a fortune telling that if he went up to the mountain to steal the sword this morning, he would surely succeed. As a result, the three of us overslept and came three hours late."

Jiang Yun frowned, the blind Taoist priest of Tianjin Wei, who is this expert?

Hallucinogenic white mist pills and invisibility charms, these are not things that ordinary people can come up with.

And it took only half a year to train the three little gangsters to look good, at least the lightness kung fu can still be seen, so is it another big guy from the Taoist sect?

After Taoist Mo Yuan heard the blind Taoist priest, he was furious, and said in a low voice, "Hu Hansan, if you have the ability, come back by yourself. Why did you send three punks back?"

Hu Hansan was originally a disciple of the Wudang School, and was of the same generation as Taoist Chen Yunlong. When he was young, he was expelled from the sect for stealing a real martial arts sword.

Later, wandering in the society, I don't know where I learned the alchemy and talisman skills, but it became popular.

He would come to Wudang Mountain from time to time, trying to steal the real martial arts sword, avenge himself, and prove himself by the way.

Daoist Mo Yuan came to Yinsheng Peak for some reasons, that is, he didn't want that guy to disturb the normal operation of Wudang Sect.

For the sake of his mentor and apprentice, every time he beat Hu Hansan away, he would be merciful and did not call the police.

Hu Hansan was also persevering. Every time he failed, he would shout: "I, Hu Hansan, will come back again, and then go down the mountain in despair."

That guy actually replaced someone to steal the sword this time, and he also pinpointed the time when Daoist Mo Yuan would be away, which made people feel a little terrified.

Jiang Yun looked at police officer Jiang Dajiang who was still muttering nonsense in a coma, feeling a little distressed.

He then forced to ask: "Where is the antidote for Baiwu Dan, tell me quickly!"

The skinny gangster took a look at everyone present, thought over and over again, then reached into his arms helplessly, and started rubbing, rubbing, rubbing.

After a long time.

He spread his hand, revealing a black, oily, and strange-smelling mud pellet.

"Jiang Daochang, this is the antidote. After taking it, you will definitely vomit. As long as you vomit, you will wake up from the hallucination." The skinny gangster explained.

Police Officer Jiang Dajiang's apprentice was eager to save his master. He snatched the Niwan and stuffed it into his master's mouth without thinking, and then forcibly took a mouthful of mineral water.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all amazed in the barrage area.

"Fellow daoists, is that thing the legendary leg-stretching pill?"

"Hey, how did that person get out?"

"Fuck, it's over, I can't eat lunch anymore, I want to vomit."

"Mom, you don't have to cook for me at noon today, I have no appetite."

"Using the stretching leg staring pill as an antidote is a talent, I took it!"

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Chapter 260 Wudang Pizza Hut

Maybe the leg-stretching pill is indeed a magic medicine.

Less than two seconds.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang regained his self-awareness. Feeling the strange taste in his mouth and the overwhelming pain in his stomach, he immediately bent over and vomited.

At the end of the vomiting, even the yellow bile was vomited out, and he continued to retch.

"Master, where is the bathroom?"

"What?"

"I can't hold it anymore, where is the hut?"

"Behind." Daoist Mo Yuan pointed to the backyard of the Taoist Temple.

Officer Jiang Dajiang immediately clutched his stomach and rushed out.

The skinny gangster smiled awkwardly, and said, "I have been taking the stretching legs and kicking eye pills for half a year, and the medicine may be stronger."

Then he stretched his hands into his bosom, rubbing and rubbing, and rubbing and rubbing, and another big grain came out.

The water friends in the live broadcast room really can't hold back at this moment.

"Haven't showered for half a year, how can he bear it?"

"It's really disgusting. Open the door to nausea. It's disgusting."

"It's a good thing it's winter now, otherwise that guy must have a bad smell."

Police officer Jiang Dajiang's face was pale, and he ran back clutching his stomach. He asked curiously, "What did you give me?"

"Uncle policeman, it's stretching your legs and staring at the pills. I rubbed them fresh now."

"What is stretching legs and kicking eye pills?"

Jiang Yun silently explained: "Brother Dajiang, in the north, stretching the legs and staring at the eyes is called chapped, and in the vernacular it is dead skin."

"That thing is harmless. The main substances are the stratum corneum of the skin, the oil secreted by the human body, the dust in the air, and the inorganic salts in sweat."

The skinny gangster gave a thumbs up, he nodded in agreement, and then rubbed his body with his hands.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang froze for a moment, then began to retch again.

Jiang Yun rejected the leg-stretching and staring pills handed over by the skinny bandit. He looked at the drone and said, "Baiwu Dan is a psychedelic pill concocted from natural hallucinogenic plants. It'll be fine."

"The stretching leg staring pill is an emetic. In fact, you don't need to take it. Just pick your throat and spit it out."

The water friends in the live broadcast room nodded one after another, expressing that they had learned the knowledge.

The police officer Jiang Dajiang, who was vomiting all kinds of meat and vegetables beside him, immediately became extremely resentful when he heard this.

Things that can be solved by picking my throat, you kid actually let me eat that thing?

Hey, just like your master, you are not a human being!

Jiang Yun explained with some grievances: "Brother Dajiang, I really don't blame me for this. Your apprentice was eager to save you, so he fed you that thing on the spot."

"Actually, apart from being a little disgusting, the effect is really good."

Police officer Jiang Dajiang didn't finish listening to what he said, so he brought another pack of toilet paper, covered his stomach, and rushed to the latrine.

soon.

There was a piercing cry from behind.

His apprentice held back his laughter and silently took notes on behalf of his master and the victim, Daoist Mo Yuan.

After finishing the final work, police officer Jiang Dajiang came out of the hut with trembling legs.

After eating a pill of Xieliting handed over by Daoist Mo Yuan, he hurriedly helped lead the team down the mountain.

The water friends in the live broadcast room can't laugh anymore.

"I originally thought that the worst people today were those three thugs, but I didn't expect that the worst person was police officer Jiang Dajiang."

"Stretch your legs and stare at the eye pill, it seems a bit violent, the diarrhea is really fast, I don't know how to use it to lose weight."

"The effect is there, but it's disgusting."