Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

The three stupid thieves knelt on the ground, and their confession attitude was quite positive and serious.

Their mobile phones were put on the outside, and the voice of police officer Jiang Dajiang came from inside.

"Daoist Mo Yuan, you put out the fire. Those three guys are right. If they are too defensive, they will be sentenced."

"Wait for me for 10 minutes. I will immediately dispatch the police to Yinsheng Peak and take those three guys away. I will give you a satisfactory explanation."

Daoist Mo Yuan looked at Jiang Yun who was hugging him, and said angrily: "Boy, let go of this old man. How old is this old man who knows how to break the law?"

"Master, I'm worried, Brother Dajiang, come quickly." Jiang Yun said very worriedly.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang was on the other end of the phone, patted his chest and kept reassuring that he would definitely be there in 10 minutes.

Jiang Yun followed Taoist Priest Mo Yuan to drink tea in the small Taoist temple.

The three stupid thieves knelt on one side, facing the wall and thinking about their mistakes, and behaved extremely well-behaved.

The two of them didn't finish their cup of tea, and three more footsteps were heard outside the trail.

------------

Chapter 256 Tianjin Wei Three Contemporary Heroes

"Brother, are we Wen Thief or Wu Thief this time?"

"What kind of literary stealing and military stealing, our third brother will become the number one man in the world in the future, we are borrowing it!"

"Is it borrowing through the window or directly kicking in the door?"

"Don't worry, you two, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, let me think about it, are you sure, there is only an old Taoist inside?"

"Brother, I have figured out the situation. There is a hundred-year-old Daoist living in this Taoist temple. With the strength of the three of us, it is not a problem to grab it hard."

……

There was a murmur outside the door.

After the three stupid thieves kneeling in the corner heard it, the three of them looked at each other, then knelt silently and moved aside to make room for the three of them to kneel.

It seems that there are people of the same kind outside the door, and they are all making a plan. This person is so lively, it will not be ashamed to be arrested later.

While Jiang Yun was drinking tea, he raised his head and glanced at Daoist Mo Yuan opposite him.

Daoist Mo Yuan's face was dark, and the veins on his forehead were bulging. He shook it lightly.

boom!

The tea splashed everywhere, and the ceramic teacup was smashed to pieces, and the hot tea flowed out from between the fingers, exuding heat.

"It's too bullying. The old Taoist has lived in seclusion on the mountain for too long these years. Why do cats and dogs bully me?" Daoist Mo Yuan said coldly.

He rubbed his hands lightly, and the fragments of the teacup were crushed into powder.

After the stupid thief kneeling at the base of the wall heard the movement, the three of them looked back, and cold sweat flowed down the spine and into the buttocks on the spot.

They hurriedly turned their heads and put their heads against the wall, not daring to move.

The water friends in the live broadcast room also applauded.

"Damn it, the teacup has been crushed into powder. Is this something centenarians can do?"

"Daoist Mo Yuan is simply an old master of Wudang. Except for our anchor, he will hit everyone alone."

"When did the old Daoist suffer this anger? If you can bear it, deal with him!"

"Well, I have already called 120, hoping that the ambulance can rush to the top of Yinsheng Peak soon."

"Um, does the Taoist drone have an automatic coding function? I think the scene will be very bloody."

"Don't worry, the host's drone has its own encoding function, which appeared when killing rabbits before."

"Coding? If there is a coded video, is it still a video? I am at odds with Mosaic!"

"I just want to know, can uncensored videos be broadcast?"

When the water friends in the live broadcast room were discussing, the three people outside the Taoist temple finally reached a conclusion.

boom!

With one kick, they directly kicked open the door of the Taoist temple. Due to the excessive force, the person in charge of kicking the door almost fell to the ground.

There are people in the Taoist temple, it is useless to enter through the window as a thief, you must become a martial thief on the spot, if there is no one in the Taoist temple, then go in directly through the gate.

Anyway, just a hundred-year-old man, what are you afraid of?

Under certain conditions, if you don't go through the front door and go through the back door, that's what perverts do. It can only be said to be disgusting, bah, really disgusting!

"Well, the door wasn't locked, it almost fell to my death."

"Hey, old Taoist priest, you are at home, and there are guests. Excuse me, but fortunately, there is only one guest, three hits two, we have the advantage."

At the entrance of the Taoist temple, there were three people standing bald, tall and thin. They spoke authentic Tianjin dialect, with their hands in their pockets, quite arrogant.

Jiang Yun saw that the three of them were fighting a lot, so he lowered his voice and asked, "Uncle Mo Yuan, is this an enemy of your Wudang sect?"

"You boy, don't talk nonsense, now is a society ruled by law, how can an enemy come to your door to take revenge?"

"Three thieves and laymen, what do you want to steal when you come to this small Taoist temple?" Mo Yuan asked with a smile on his face.

The bald middle-aged man stroked his long hair on the left side of his head with his hands, gently covering his Mediterranean hairstyle.

The corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he was extremely confident: "Well, old Taoist priest, where are you, our third brother is not a thief."

"Let me introduce, our third brother is Tianjin Wei Dangdai Sanjie, please call us bandits."

"Our third brother came to Guibao Land today just to borrow the real martial arts sword in your hand, so as to become the number one in the world."

The corner of Mo Yuan's mouth twitched, and he cursed secretly for the first time: "Unlucky, unlucky, what evil did the old man do today!"

"It is written in the almanac that it is not suitable to go down the mountain today. After going down the mountain, such a bunch of shit happened, it's a headache!"

The three thug brothers from Tianjin Wei felt that they had been insulted when they saw that Jiang Yun and Mo Yuan hadn't moved.

So, the three of them happily showed their strength.

Snapped!

The tall bandit raised his leg and stomped his foot on the ground, digging a hole in the loess ground.

He laughed loudly, patted his thigh, and introduced proudly: "Old Taoist, you may not have heard of my name."

"I'm the Tianjin Guard flying on the grass, and under my legs, there are more than 400 lives."

"At the peak of my time in Tianjin Wei, one person, one leg, one foot, one foot, and I stepped on more than 40 people's names!"

The tall gangster took a step forward, his walking posture was quite domineering, but he was a little limp.

The skinny gangster hiccupped and grinned grimly, then took out a black and white mask from his clothes and put it on his face.

He brushed his slightly dry hair, and then said proudly: "Two priests, I am the Thousand-faced Illusory God 53 of Tianjin Wei!"

"In addition to being good at illusion, I'm still in Tianjin. There are thousands of fans, and there are people who have me in both black and white!"

He took a step forward and tossed his hair.

Jiang Yun looked at this gangster in the shape of a killer, and he was really suspicious.

What on earth did this brother rely on to sneak into Wudang Mountain silently and all the way to the bottom of Yinsheng Peak.

At this time, the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing like crazy.

The bald brother among the gangsters saw that the atmosphere had been prepared by his two brothers, so he stepped forward quite confidently and stood at position c.

He opened his mouth and introduced: "Two priests, you may not have heard of my name, but after today, I guarantee that you two will never forget me."

"Brother, I'm Tianjin Wei's famous ruthless hands. Do you see that every time I kill a person, I have to pluck out a hair."

"Our third brother came to borrow the Zhenwu sword today. If you two know each other, take out the sword. If you don't know each other, then I can only pull out two hairs!"

Outside the door of the Taoist temple, a gust of cold wind blew in.

The hair of the bald gangster danced in the wind. After he was stunned for a moment, he quickly covered his bald head with his hands.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all laughing like crazy at this moment.

"Good guy, coming here to ask for death is not such a way to ask for a law!"

"Sure enough, the Tianjin-flavored buddies, if you pull out one at random, they are all geniuses in cross talk, and the three of them directly put together a show."

"No, my stomach is cramping from laughing, who will help me!"

"Talent, three talents, it's a pity not to talk about cross talk."

When the three thieves were posing, trying to intimidate Jiang Yun and Daoist Mo Yuan with their eyes, the three stupid thieves behind them finally couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

------------

Chapter 257 Damn Mosaic (ask for a monthly ticket)

hehehe~~

The expressions of the three gangsters changed on the spot when they heard laughter behind them.

"Brother, it's not good to have an ambush!"

"Good guy, three people, now three against five, we don't have the advantage!"

"From the time we entered the door, the two stinky Taoist priests in front of us were calm and relaxed. I knew that things were not that simple."

After the three stupid thieves heard it, they turned around and argued, "Two priests, don't get me wrong, we are not in the same group."

"Three brothers, we are colleagues, don't resist, hurry up and kneel down, and fighting for leniency is our best ending."

After the bald bandit found that the three of them were kneeling neatly behind him, and they were cowards, he breathed a sigh of relief and regained his courage.

He stroked his hair, and said calmly: "I thought I had to pluck five hairs today in order to borrow the True Martial Sword, but now it seems that I only need to pluck two hairs."

"Two brothers, don't be dumbfounded, three-on-two, I have the advantage, just do it!"

After Jiang Yun found out that Uncle Mo Yuan hadn't planned to do anything, he reluctantly took out three pine needles from his clothes and shot them casually.

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!

The three pine needles pierced directly in front of the three thugs, and the pine needles sank directly into the soil.

The faces of the three thugs changed, and they all took three steps back in a tacit understanding.

"Damn it, the idea is tricky, the wind is tight, blah!"

As soon as the three of them turned around, Jiang Yun raised his hand and shot three more pine needles.

These three pine needles were inserted directly in front of them, blocking the way.

Seeing this, the bald bandits gritted their teeth and stamped their feet. They took out three yellow talismans from their pockets.

casual.

He started to take off his clothes, really naked, not even keeping his pants.

Fortunately, the drone coded the live broadcast content in time, otherwise Jiang Yun's live broadcast room would have been blocked in violation of regulations.

The water friends in the live broadcast room, everyone is stupid at this time, if you can't beat them, you can't beat them, and there is no shame in admitting a mistake, why did you start to take off your clothes?

"Fuck, there are strange flowers every year, especially this year, these three couldn't be escaped from the mental hospital, right?"

"I lost it, what a hot eye!"

"Ah! Ah! Ah! This girl is going blind."

[Psychiatric hospital director]: "Dear fellows, I'm really sorry, the security guards in our hospital asked for leave yesterday, so we let them run out."

"Dean, hurry up and take him back!"

"Good guy, is this the legendary golden cicada escaping its shell?"

After the three thugs finished taking off their clothes, they each held a yellow talisman and were about to stick it on their chests.

Daoist Mo Yuan saw Huang Fu's expressionless face, and finally frowned slightly.

He said in an almost inaudible voice, "Invisibility Talisman?"

When Jiang Yun heard it, he remembered that he was live broadcasting, and secretly thought something was wrong.

He immediately poured out the cup of tea in his hand.