Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

The poor Taoist worships the Supreme Lord, as urgently as a legal order! "

After Jiang Yun finished speaking in a low voice, he twirled the Yin-Yang Jue with his left hand and stepped on the Seven-Gang Step. Before the altar, he stepped on the Seven-Star Step and made a circle.

Subsequently.

He stepped on the ashes of the scattered yellow talisman with one foot, and pointed to the thousand paper cranes placed in front of the altar with his right hand.

Crash, clatter...

The thousand paper cranes rose without wind, flew up to a height of one meter, and then headed southeast.

After flying two meters, it landed directly on the ground.

A row of question marks popped up directly above Zhao Bingbing's head.

If it wasn't for Jiang Yun not cheating for money or sex, but just eager to help, without any other plans, she would have called the police.

"Master Chen, how can you explain this with science? It's really unscientific!"

Chen Yunlong stroked his long beard, smiled and said, "Reporter Zhao, although the poor don't understand the specific principles, we must believe in science."

"Everything must obey the law of energy conservation. If you don't believe it, you can pick up that paper crane and take a look at it."

Zhao Bingbing went to pick up the Thousand Paper Crane, and after taking it apart, the two knotted hairs inside had turned into fly ash.

After that, she looked at Jiang Yun almost like a god.

Jiang Yun didn't notice at all that he had an extra little girl. He took the old aunt's hand and said, "Auntie, congratulations, your son is still alive."

"He is now in the southeast direction of the Wudang faction. Don't worry, the poor will help people to the end."

"I can use the gossip disk to help you find out how far a person is from the Wudang faction, so that it will be convenient for you to find."

On the bronze gossip plate, there is a big brass spoon. These two pieces are the treasures of the Wudang school, and they are said to have been passed down for thousands of years.

From Zhao Bingbing's hand, Jiang Yun took the paper crane that had been scattered.

He took out the lighter, burned the yellow paper to ashes, placed it in the center of the gossip plate, and spread a thin layer.

The big brass spoon was placed on the gossip plate, and it started to turn with a light flick of the hand.

"What is gen in the twelve earthly branches? Yinmaochen has become unitary and prosperous!"

"It's a bit unfavorable to be ugly in Ziwu, and it's auspicious to be in the Wei Palace of Haiwei!"

Jiang Yun muttered in a low voice, and after he finished speaking, the brass spoon stopped turning.

The handle end of the spoon just points to the engraving of 820 on the bronze gossip plate.

Seeing this, Chen Yunlong muttered in a low voice: "To the southwest, 820 miles away?"

"It's outrageous. The master and the apprentice are both monsters. This kind of easy counting can't be seen in the world until science can't explain it."

The three brothers Chen Shilei all looked open-eyed.

There was mixed happiness on the old aunt's face.

Zhao Bingbing was dumbfounded at this time, she scratched her head and couldn't imagine that fortune-telling can still be done like this!

If this is used as a hiding place for criminals, is it a dimensionality reduction attack?

"Reporter Zhao, don't think too much about it. Think of it as a person who can use plum blossoms to count, no more than two digits, and it is easy to be countered by secrets."

"My junior brother and his master are not ordinary people. Both of them are born with the six dharmas untouched, so they can pass this on."

"To be honest, the status of Tianyuan Daoist Temple in the Daoist Association is much higher than that of Wudang Sect. It is a relevant unit that focuses on cooperation, but it is not obvious."

"What happened today, if you see it, just ignore it, otherwise you will definitely be in big trouble." Chen Yunlong lowered his voice and warned.

Zhao Bingbing nodded, but she remained [-]% skeptical about this approach in her heart.

Jiang Yun took a cinnabar pen and asked the old aunt to write a random word on the yellow talisman.

The aunt originally wrote a word, but she recalled the hardships of finding a child for so many years, so she added a wooden word in her mouth.

"The only way to get rid of the tired words is to get rid of them. Auntie, if you believe in the poor way, then go to the location 180 miles southwest of the Wudang sect."

"After you get there, you can post a child-seeking notice in the nearby place related to the word Lin. If you are destined, you will come across it."

"By the way, this is a little care of the poor, and you must use it on the road." Jiang Yun handed over the hexagram gold envelope given by the strong man to the old aunt.

After the old aunt was grateful, she did not rest in the Wudang faction, but immediately embarked on the road of finding her son.

Zhao Bingbing came to Jiang Yun's side, she stretched out her hand, and said curiously: "Jiang Daochang, you are so powerful, can you also give me a fortune?"

"Oh, what hexagram did Reporter Zhao ask for?"

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Chapter 249 If you rub it, you won't come back (ask for a monthly ticket)

"Naturally for marriage?"

"With whom?" Jiang Yun grabbed Zhao Bingbing's hand and asked curiously.

"Daozhang, are you and I destined?"

"Poverty is a practitioner, you and I are not destined!" Jiang Yun let go of Zhao Bingbing's hand, turned around and was about to leave.

When he reached the gate of the small courtyard, he suddenly stopped and turned around.

"Reporter Zhao, your hands are a little cold. It should be due to insufficient blood supply. If you are fine, you must exercise more."

"Hey, today's young people usually lie on the bed with their mobile phones, put their left foot on the right foot, and then start playing with their mobile phones. They really lack exercise!"

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he shook his head and left the courtyard.

He returned to his room, lifted the quilt, looked at Xiao Bai who was sleeping on his back, and pushed the little guy inside rather helplessly.

Continuous use of asking directions, finding distances, and measuring three hexagrams consumes a lot of energy and spirit, so it is necessary to make up for it.

After Jiang Yun lay on the bed, in a daze, he realized that Xiao Bai was about to lie down on him, and immediately grabbed the little guy by the back of his neck subconsciously.

"Don't mess around, I'm tired of being a teacher, go to bed first!"

"Whoa, whoa..."

"What, did you press your hair for the teacher?"

……

Big dream without trace.

When I wake up, I feel refreshed, like a saint or a Buddha.

After Jiang Yun got up, he checked his phone, it was seven o'clock in the afternoon.

After he found that Xiao Bai was still sleeping, he let out a long sigh.

This little guy is really good at dozing off, and can really sleep. It seems that she is going to make a big fuss tonight.

Jiang Yun went to the cafeteria, intending to have lunch to replenish his energy, but as soon as he arrived at the cafeteria, he was squatted upright by Zhao Bingbing.

"Jiang Daochang, what a coincidence!"

"Master Dao, are you still broadcasting tonight?"

"Daozhang, do you want me to sit in your live broadcast room tonight to increase your popularity?"

Jiang Yun stopped while holding the dinner plate. After thinking about it in his heart, he agreed decisively.

Bingbing's popularity on the Internet is not ordinary. There are a lot of husband fans, and there are tens of thousands of people in his live broadcast room alone.

After the two had lunch together, they came to a remote courtyard.

A little Taoist priest from the Wudang sect brought them melon seed tea and snacks.

Jiang Yun checked the time, and at exactly 07:30 in the evening, he turned on the drone and started today's live broadcast.

And on the mobile phone, the title of today's live broadcast room was modified.

"The well-known reporter Zhao Bingbing will be a guest in this live broadcast room tonight"

"Good evening, fellow daoists!" Jiang Yun looked at the camera and greeted with a smile.

The water friends in the live broadcast room didn't buy it at all, and many people started to complain crazily.

"Daozhang, you are not kind!"

"I take the anchor as a bosom friend, and the Daoist actually keeps a hand with me. It's really too much."

"Hey, we are all people who are honest with each other, but you actually kept it from us, it hurts!"

"Master Dao, apologize immediately."

"Damn it, it's okay to drop the broadcast suddenly at noon. Why is there someone else beside the Taoist priest?"

Jiang Yun looked at Shuiyou's barrage, made a speech, and said quite sincerely: "Ladies and gentlemen, at noon today, Pindao performed Taoism to find the location of his son for that old aunt."

"That Taoism can't be explained now. It is suspected of feudal superstition, so it is inconvenient to broadcast live. I hope everyone can understand."

"Reporter Bingbing was by my side the whole time. If you don't believe me, you can ask him!"

The camera of the drone pointed at Zhao Bingbing who was eating snacks, and Zhao Bingbing's face turned red.

The [-] to [-] male fans in the live broadcast room became excited on the spot.

"I lost it, it's really a reporter from Bingbing."

"The Taoist priest is really supernatural, and he actually recruited all the reporters from Bingbing."

"Honey, don't eat it, your head will get bigger if you eat it [dog head saves life]"

"Hey, this is the first time I've discovered this kind of fantasy linkage on the Tigerfish live broadcast platform."

"It's over, my Bingbing wife is with the Taoist priest, why do I feel like they are like CP, have I been cheated?"

"Honey, have you witnessed the whole process of what the Taoist priest did this afternoon?"

Zhao Bingbing looked at the number of bullet screens in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room, and she also gasped.

Last time at Tianyuan Taoist Temple, she was startled by the popularity of Jiang Yun's live broadcast room. Not long after that, the number of VIPs in the live broadcast room doubled again.

That night, Jiang Yun and Zhao Bingbing started chatting in the small courtyard.

A person who was taught by Chisong Taoist priest himself, and a professional reporter, both of them are quite good at finding topics.

The popularity of the live broadcast room was rising steadily.

When the two chatted until after nine o'clock, a fly suddenly landed on the table.

The fly rubbed its head at an extremely fast speed, and as it rubbed, its head was suddenly rubbed off by itself.

The drone's lens just captured this picture and gave a big close-up.

In the live broadcast, the water friends watched the fly scratching his head, rubbing it back and forth, and shaking its wings from time to time, and burst out laughing.

"Where did the stupid fly come from, how did you twist your head off?"

"Daoist, look at that fly on your table!"

"May I ask if a fly twists its head off by itself, is that considered suicide?"

"This fly is really a ruthless person. It's not cold in winter in Hubei, so there's no need for it to commit suicide in this way, right?"

Jiang Yun was originally listening to Bingbing talking about the reporter's interview. After he looked down at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room on his mobile phone, he immediately noticed the fly.

Then, the gaze never looked back.

The fly has now torn off its head completely, and it is still rubbing its hands non-stop.

"Jiang Daochang, are you listening to me?"

"Hiss, why did the fly unscrew its own head this time?" Zhao Bingbing also became interested.

Jiang Yun said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, this scene in Pindao's live broadcast room today will definitely hit the hot searches on all major platforms."

"So now, I'll give you a preview of tomorrow's popular video. In the fly world, female flies that can rub their heads quickly are more attractive to males."

"This kind of behavior is not common in the fly world, but it is not uncommon. Flies, an insect that loses its head, will also have a conditioned reflex."

"It probably won't be able to react until later, and rubbed its head off by itself."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were very puzzled.

"Daozhang, are you lying to me?"