Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Uncle Zhang looked at Jiang Yun's vegetables and kept talking about the animals.

Any cucumber seedling has at least six cucumbers hanging on it

Just a tomato seedling, there are at least a dozen red tomatoes hanging on it.

Any carob seedling will have a lot of long beans hanging on it.

"Why is the land in the backyard of the Taoist temple so fat? Why can't I remember? Is this a vegetable that people can grow?"

"Good boy, did you bury someone underneath as fertilizer, otherwise there is no reason for these vegetables to grow like this!" Uncle Zhang complained.

He picked a cucumber and ate it without washing it.

Jiang Yun smiled, but said prevaricationly that the land in the backyard of the Taoist temple has not been planted for a long time, so the land is very fat.

Hmph, soil is spiritual soil, water is spiritual water, and even the seeds are spiritual seeds. If it doesn't grow well, it's unreasonable!

In the winter, the water friends in the live broadcast room saw such fresh cucumbers and tomatoes, but they couldn't hold back.

"Those cucumbers and tomatoes are delicious!"

"What kind of varieties are those? They can't be genetically modified crops, can they?"

"Anchor, don't look down on me, just hang in the little yellow car!"

"Cucumbers and tomatoes dipped in sugar, forever God!"

Uncle Zhang bit the cucumber until it clicked, and lamented that he hadn't eaten such a fresh cucumber for many years.

"Master Uncle, it takes less than ten seconds to pick the cucumber and put it in your mouth!"

"Boy, don't worry about so many details. By the way, with two large sheds, are you planning to grow these vegetables?" Uncle Zhang waved his hand, and he picked up another tomato for himself.

Jiang Yun turned around and went back to the house, and brought back 12 peach pits.

These peach pits are very large, and the patterns on them are also very beautiful, and the patterns are a bit like Eight Diagrams.

"Uncle, plant some peach trees by the way."

"With just two greenhouses, can we plant twelve peach trees?" Uncle Zhang took the peach pits and began to study them carefully.

With a wave of his hand, Jiang Yun pointed to the mountains in the backyard of the Taoist temple and the mountains in front of the Taoist temple, and said quite proudly: "Master, those are the mountains and rivers I bought for you."

"It's just peach seedlings in the greenhouse. In the future, the whole mountain will be filled with peach trees. If there are not enough, I can build two more mountains!"

"Stinky boy, even if you are cruel, I knew that you tricked me down the mountain with bad water hidden behind your back. You are trying to squeeze my old bones dry!" The uncle rolled up his sleeves and made a gesture of beating someone Actions.

Jiang Yun was very helpless, and even put his head directly in the past.

According to the rules of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, the small stick is received, and the big stick is walked.

And the uncle is old, it really doesn't hurt to beat someone.

"Uncle, don't say that, we are both contributing to the construction of the Taoist temple!"

"I plan to travel in the clouds tomorrow. I will go to Wudang Mountain first. No one is watching the Taoist temple. I am really worried."

Zhang Sheng sighed a long sigh, he turned his head to look to the southwest, looked into the distance, and shook his head gently.

I have just spent my whole life with my master, but at the end of this life, I was actually held back by this back.

Forget it, I have been hiding in Guangmingding for most of my life, so I should leave something for the Taoist temple.

"Boy, the old man looks at your peach pit, why does it look familiar?"

"Don't tell me, this is the peach stone recorded in the Taoist ancient books!"

Jiang Yun nodded. He set aside the drone and told his uncle exactly what happened yesterday.

Who would have thought that when Liu Ding Liujia came down to drink, he brought twelve flat peaches.

The point is that these flat peaches are still somewhat related to the legendary flat peaches, even if the relationship is far away, and there are N generations in between, they are still flat peaches!

"Boy, you are amazing! You are amazing! Compared with you, your master is not even a star behind. The old man who handles this matter admires you."

"Okay, you can go to Yunyou tomorrow with peace of mind, and the old man will take over the peach tree planting." The master uncle held a cucumber in his mouth, and he patted Jiang Yun's shoulder with his hand, and it made a bang bang sound.

Jiang Yun stood like a pine, his body not shaking at all, just looking at his uncle curiously.

This old man's move, is it a test?Or is it revenge for being tricked into going down the mountain to work as a coolie?

No matter which one it is, the shooting force is so light!

Jiang Yun said happily in his heart: "It seems that my uncle still appreciates me very much!"

After the drone enjoyed the scenery around the Taoist temple, when it flew back, the two had already picked a basket of vegetables with a smile.

The water friends were very puzzled.

"Master Dao, I've seen you take off your clothes, why are you hiding it from me!"

"It's true, that flat peach is definitely a gift from the gods."

"Every layman, believe in science, there are no gods in this world!"

"There is a poor ghost like me in this world. Gods and ghosts are relative. How can there be no gods?"

"When the old Taoist grows the peaches, let's form a team to steal the peaches!"

"Start a group, sign up for 11000 now."

"21000."

……

this afternoon.

Uncle Master insisted on showing off his culinary skills, so Jiang Yun made himself a pot of tea, moved a small bench and table, and brought the eight-treasure long sword to the small square in front of the Taoist temple.

one afternoon.

He had a very fulfilling life. First, he took his water friends to do several sets of Tai Chi. After doing the warm-up exercises, his muscles and bones stretched.

After Monkey Two came, he took the eight-treasure long sword and taught his apprentice a set of Taiji swordsmanship.

Less than half an hour.

Monkey Two integrated Tai Chi swordsmanship and optimized it into a monkey version, which greatly hit the self-esteem of the water friends in the live broadcast room.

After Jiang Yun drank a pot of tea, he found that the barrage in his live broadcast room had exploded. In order to compensate the water friends, he made a special call to ask the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun.

"Every layman, have you heard of "Secret Text of Qinghua"?"

"This is the secret breathing method of my Taoist sect. Ordinary people can strengthen their bodies and regulate the circulation of meridians in their bodies. If they are qualified, they can even cultivate their internal strength."

"Today, Pindao handed over this secret method to you as a benefit of our live broadcast room. How much you can comprehend depends on your talent." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

He sat in meditation directly and began to practice reciting scriptures.

"When a thought arises, thinking about one who can't be quiet on a daily basis, this is a stalk, and you have to get rid of it quickly. After a long time, you will be familiar with it. There is nothing greater than happiness and anger in a wrong thought. When you think about it when you are angry, you will not be angry. What is wrong?"

"You know what you like, but you don't like it, everything is the same..."

"If the mind seeks tranquility, it must first treat the eyes. The eyes are the masters of mind wandering. The mind wanders in the eyes and serves the heart. Therefore, it guides the eyes and makes them return to the heart."

……

At this moment, countless water friends in the live broadcast room burst into tears, and the ancestor master, I finally waited until the anchor taught me how to cultivate immortals!

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Chapter 233 The Discussion Between the Four

"Record the screen, record the screen, record the screen quickly, or you will miss the opportunity."

"Fellow Daoist, calm down, Tiger Fish Live has a function called Live Replay."

"The Patriarch of Sanqing is here, the Taoist priest is teaching us the real thing, and there is a layer of white mist around him!"

"Cultivating immortals, cultivating immortals, starting to quit smoking and drinking today. If I succeed in cultivation, I will go to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to learn from my teacher."

"Brothers and sisters in the live broadcast room, we will be brothers and sisters of the same school from now on, do you have a sister who is double cultivating with me [狗头保护]"

"It's over, the Taoist priest taught the real thing, I'm afraid I won't be able to hide my poor talent."

"Secret of Tsinghua University" is a breathing method treasured by Taoists. Even if it is cultivated, it can only improve a person's physical condition, and there is no magic in it.

It is actually a good thing to spread the word and the whole people practice. The various factions in China stand still, and too many things have been lost.

Jiang Yun meditated for half an hour when his uncle suddenly called to call for dinner.

The old man steamed a pot of rice, fried a tomato and scrambled eggs, took a plate of cucumbers, and the hard dish was a large pot of stewed pork ribs with beans and potatoes.

The three sat down, and even though Monkey Er was drooling greedily, he still respectfully poured a glass of wine for his master and uncle ancestors.

"Boy, among other things, you've tuned this monkey well." Uncle Zhang sighed while drinking.

When the three of them were about to move their chopsticks, there was a knock on the door in front of the Taoist temple.

Who!

It's such a coincidence, could it be someone who smelled the fragrance and ran over to grab a meal?

Jiang Yun put down his chopsticks helplessly, and ran to open the door. As soon as the door opened, a figure knelt down with a plop.

"Layman, this layman, this can't be done!"

"Brother Jiang, don't stop me, this time I'm going to knock you down more or less!"

Jiang Yun took a closer look, his head froze.

The person in front of him is Guo Ming, shouldn't he be at home now, trying to prepare for the wedding with Miss Bai Jing?

Could it be that the two of them had already set a date, did they come here specially to thank themselves as a matchmaker?

"Brother Guo, it is better to destroy ten temples than destroy one marriage. Even if I succeed in matching you two, you don't have to give me one!" Jiang Yun forcibly pulled Guo Ming up.

Guo Ming didn't speak, he took out three kits from his arms and handed them over.

This is exactly the bag with the peace talisman that Jiang Yun gave him when we parted last time.

After taking it apart, the safety talisman in the kit had turned into fly ash.

Nowadays.

Guo Ming, Aunt Guo and Miss Bai Jing went to the amusement park to ride the roller coaster. Halfway through the ride, the roller coaster broke down.

The brakes failed and the car took everyone off the track.

Except for the three people who were not injured, the people in the same car suffered heavy casualties, and the lightest ones were broken bones and tendons.

"Brother Jiang, it's really mysterious this morning. The car flew more than ten meters and overturned. The three of us didn't even scratch the skin."

"We thought we were lucky, but when we took out the kit you gave, all the amulets in it turned into ashes."

"Not much to say, I understand everything I know, you are my family's savior, my mother specially asked me to come over and give you a knock." Guo Ming then explained.

The water friends in the live broadcast room are not calm at the moment.

"This...fuck, is it true or not?"

"The roller coaster overturned, and the three of them were unharmed. They were all on the news. I really didn't expect that it was Guo Daxia."

"Daoist, ask for a lot of money for a peace talisman, tell me the number, is [-] enough?"

"Good guy, that peace talisman can still be played like that, I want one even if I'm bankrupt!"

"I am impoverished for hundreds of millions, and I would like to spend 50 yuan to ask for a peace talisman from the Taoist priest!"

"Not much to say, 200 million, can be discussed."

"One apartment in the imperial capital, two hundred square meters, sincerely ask for a gift talisman."

Jiang Yun watched the rhetoric of the water friends in the live broadcast room, and he almost became tempted to make money by performing arts.

A safe talisman doesn't cost much, and the cost is frighteningly low. It's really huge profits.

However, Tianyuan Taoist Temple has ancestral precepts and cannot rely on this to make money.

"Every layman, listen to the poor Taoist saying that the patriarch of the Taoist temple has a legacy, and seal symbols are not sold, and those things are only given to those who are predestined."

"Don't force yourself to be poor, and that thing may not be effective. Everyone should believe in science. I'm not a god." Jiang Yun explained.

All the water friends looked at the thankful Guo Ming, and their eyes were red.

The Taoist priest has lied again, there are witnesses and material evidence, so is it interesting to hide it!