Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Jiang Monkey [-]: Master Uncle, Daba!"

"Shocked, the white-haired old man molested a monkey in broad daylight. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality!"

[Minister of UC Shock Department] has been banned by [Xiao Min] for 24 hours.

"My God, I can't laugh anymore, hahaha!"

"My stomach hurts from laughing, my uncle jumped into the Yellow River today and I can't even wash myself."

Daoist Zhang Shengtan became angry from embarrassment, and said: "Boy, look at the good apprentice you teach!"

"The old man thinks it is a good seedling for body training, so give it a bone, what is it panicking about?"

"You know what happened today, I know it, God knows it, and the earth knows it. If there is a third person who knows, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

The drone flew over directly, and it took a very clear picture of Zhang Daochang's angry appearance at close range.

"Boy, what is this?"

"Master, this is a drone."

"Drone, what is a drone?"

Jiang Yun patiently explained: "Uncle, you really can't keep up with the development of the times. The drone is a camera device, and I use it for live broadcast."

"What is a live broadcast?"

"It's just to show my daily life to laymen. I've been filming for a whole day today. By the way, Uncle Master, I definitely won't say anything about that scene just now, but the laymen in my live broadcast room may not be able to say it."

"Boy, how many people are there in your live broadcast room?"

Jiang Yun took out his mobile phone, glanced at it, and said honestly: "Master, don't worry, there are not many people, probably more than 20 people!"

"Did they all see that scene just now?"

"Well, I should have seen it."

"Pfft." Old Taoist Zhang blushed, and he spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun hurriedly supported his uncle and went back to the wing room in the backyard of the Taoist temple to rest.

The pulse condition is very poor, and the loss of qi and blood is serious, which is a symptom of acute fire attacking the heart.

After he came out of the room, he looked at the drone following behind him, and said helplessly, "Every layman, please give Pindao a face."

"The old man has a good face. Don't mention what happened just now."

"If my uncle gets mad, I really can't explain it to Patriarch and Master!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room began to pat their chests in reassurance.

"Don't worry, Daoist, I'm an honest man."

"Everyone understands everything, it was just a misunderstanding."

"I originally wanted to make a spoof video, but after thinking about it, let it go, the old man still needs to respect it."

"For Lei Fa's sake, I'll give the Taoist priest a face. It's definitely not that I'm greedy for life and afraid of death."

"Fuck, Lei Fa, Peach Blossom Cutting, does the old Taoist master know these two spells?"

The water friends who originally wanted to coax in the live broadcast room gradually changed from being afraid of Jiang Yun to being afraid of Daoist Zhang Shengtan.

Daoist master's uncle, Taoism should be better than Daoist, right?

Everyone calmed down in an instant. After Jiang Yun found that the direction of public opinion in the live broadcast room was under control, he came to the kitchen and prepared to make some soup for the uncle.

The old man is in a hurry and loses both energy and blood. He should make some chicken soup to make up for him.

Jiang Yun opened the refrigerator and was looking for ingredients for the stew, but the first thing he saw was the remaining flat peach.

Wait, the nourishing effect of this peach should not be weaker than that of chicken soup, right?

After all, it was the spiritual fruit sent by Liuding Liujia, so it shouldn't be bad!

After Jiang Yun figured it out, he immediately cut the peaches into small pieces, then added water and squeezed them into juice.

He carried the peach juice, went back to the wing room, looked at the unconscious uncle, helped the old man up, and forcefully poured the peach juice down.

After drinking a bowl of peach juice, Zhang Sheng, who was still in a coma, sighed and opened his eyes immediately.

His joints were crackling all over his body, white smoke was coming out of his head, and his face was terribly red.

"Boy, what did you feed me?"

"Master, a bowl of peach juice." Jiang Yun held the bowl and explained.

"I fell into a coma, you feed me peach juice, and what kind of peach juice can make my whole body surge with energy and blood, and my dantian is so bulging that it's about to explode!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

"Brothers, why do I feel that this scene is familiar?"

"Pan Jinlian feeds Wu Dalang medicine, which seems to be similar to this plot."

"Hahaha, good boy, Dalang, take your medicine."

"Is that peach the Taoist priest ate yesterday? That peach is weird."

Zhang Daochang lifted the quilt, he jumped up from the bed, rushed out of the house, and kept mumbling.

"The spine transforms into a dragon, the qi and blood are like a spring, and the bones are like a whip. After 50 years of being trapped, I will finally break through!"

"Master, the road of body training can be followed, and one day I will prove it to you."

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Chapter 230 Xiaobai's Crystal Pendant

Daoist Zhang Shengtan stood in the backyard, he let out a muffled roar, and stomped heavily on the ground with his left foot like a thunderbolt.

Snapped!

The bluestone slab paved in the backyard was directly crushed by this foot.

After Jiang Yun saw it, the corners of his distressed mouth twitched, and he couldn't help muttering: "Master, the ancestors of Sanqing have seen it. I didn't step on that bluestone. If you want to find it, you can find it from Master Uncle." trouble."

The drone was right next to him, and the water friends in the live broadcast heard it clearly.

"I'll throw it away, the Taoist priest is good at throwing the pot away!"

"Will Master Chisong come back?"

"Uncle: Boy, are you polite? Can I beat your master?"

"I said that Taoist Chisong will not come back, I'm afraid I didn't watch the live broadcast a few days ago [cover face]"

Uncle Zhang made a taijiquan starting gesture. His hands were like long bows. After accumulating strength, he punched out fiercely.

The moment it was free, even the air was sucked out with a crisp sound.

This... Is this a punch that bursts the air?

It seems that Taoist Master's uncle is not an ordinary person, no, to be precise, there is no normal person in Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

Punching and punching the air, this person who cultivated his body really looked more fierce than a person who cultivated immortality.

The old Taoist priest is so terrifying!

Daoist Zhang Sheng sighed that every punch was full of power, his muscles and bones roared together, and the blood in his body surged like a tidal sound.

Jiang Yun sighed and said: "Through accumulation and thin hair, breaking through the dragon's spine, Master Uncle is going to soar into the sky!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly discovered that they had gained some knowledge.

"Damn it, it sounds like a dick!"

"Break open the dragon's spine, does this mean the same as the teaching video on opening the dragon's spine on the Internet?"

"Anchor, for a person with poor cultivation qualifications like me, is there still a way to train the body?"

[Wudang Chen Yunlong]: "Congratulations to Zhang Daoyou for finally breaking through. In the end of the Dharma era, on the road of body training to reach the innate realm, there is no one before, and no one will come after."

"Every layman in the live broadcast room, the opening of the dragon's spine for body training is to use qi and blood to open the meridians of the spine, which is different from the teaching video of opening the dragon's spine on the Internet."

"Everyone, don't follow that blind practice. The teaching video has pitfalls. The longer you practice, the more your waist will hurt."

"Good guy, the leader of the Wudang faction was blown out!"

"Chen Daochang is spying on the screen [secret observation]"

"I just want to know, after reaching a small success in body training, is it possible to manipulate every part of the body at will?"

"The length, thickness and duration can be manipulated at will, so body training is much more promising than cultivating immortals!"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and he helplessly covered his forehead with his hand.

This year's water friends are really poisonous!

In order to maintain the vitality of his body, the uncle has been single so far.

If water friends want to train their bodies for that, it is better not to practice, as the supply cannot keep up with the demand, I am afraid they will go crazy!

Jiang Yun saw his uncle punching in the backyard, a wicked smile rose from the corner of his mouth, and then he left the Taoist temple with Xiaobai.

One person and one fox led the drone to Jiangjia Village on foot.

The checkpoint at the entrance of the village is still very strict.

The uncle who opened the door was holding a big knife. He saw that everyone was wearing a mask, so he asked him to take his temperature.

Drop, 36 degrees 8!

The body temperature is normal and can be released.

Drop, 39 degrees!

If the body temperature is abnormal, please call the police and isolate.

The atmosphere at the entrance of the village changed immediately. The three uncles at the checkpoint stepped back a few steps. They held Guan Gong's sword and looked vigilant.

"Jiang Daochang, what's going on, why did your fox have a fever?"

"Huh?"

Xiaobai carefully poked his head out of Jiang Yun's arms, and then gave him a side kill.

Jiang Yun pushed his head back helplessly, and then explained: "Three uncles, don't be nervous, you listen to Pindao's explanation to you."

"The normal body temperature of these foxes is 39 degrees. Their fur is thick, and their body temperature is generally two to three degrees higher than that of humans."

The water friends in the live broadcast room nodded in praise.

"That's right, Jiangjia Village's prevention and control awareness is really strong!"

"I looked it up, and the anchor is right, the fox's body temperature is around 39 degrees."

"Good guy, I was scared to death. I thought the host and Xiaobai would be quarantined."

"Hey, the weather is cold and the epidemic is serious, fellow daoists, be careful!"

"That's right, especially fellow Taoists in the southeast coast and Chang'an, you must obey the management and protect your own safety!"

The three uncles breathed a sigh of relief, and they put down the Guan Gong sword in their hands.

One of them said, "Uh, the Taoist priest is right. The body temperature of a fox is 39 degrees. This is a misunderstanding."

"By the way, Xiaoyun, what are you doing in the village?"

Jiang Yun said with a smile: "I have a small matter with the village chief, three uncles, can I enter the village?"

"No, register at the door!"

"Also, stretch out your hand, we're going to spray alcohol for disinfection!"

"By the way, is there any shortage of food in the Taoist temple? Do you want us to send some? Be careful when you live on the mountainside during this time!"

"That shitty Ah San, his house is in a mess, and he doesn't care about the dead. It's really unlucky to be neighbors with them!" The uncle in charge of registration complained.

"Uncle, we can only consider ourselves unlucky in this matter, after all, Ah San has his own national conditions!" Jiang Yun shook his head helplessly.

He sterilized himself first, and then took an alcohol spray to sterilize Xiaobai's whole body.

"Ah Autumn!"

"Ah Autumn!"