Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

He stared at the firepit, pondered for a long time, then got up and went to the kitchen.

Although the fire stove is not easy to use, it is not unused. There are also a lot of firewood and seasonings such as oil, salt, sauce and vinegar.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Master Uncle has gone to fetch water. Let's take advantage of this spare time to cook him a meal."

"After climbing such a long mountain road, I'm so hungry. The porridge I drank in the morning is not enough to resist hunger." Jiang Yun said while rubbing his stomach.

He scooped up three big ladles of rice, cooked a pot of rice, and in another pot, fried a plate of green vegetables and a plate of shredded potatoes.

After the rice was ready, Daoist Zhang Shengtan came back with water.

He looked at the prepared meal, didn't say much, just washed his hands, and then went to get the dishes.

Jiang Yun took a palm-sized bowl, filled a bowl full of rice for himself, and then went to the firepit with the vegetables.

Seeing this, the water friends in the live broadcast immediately laughed out loud.

"Good guy, is the Daoist trying to make the uncle poor?"

"Such a big bowl is really enough for me to eat for three days."

"Fuck, what a big bowl!"

Zhang Daozhang came in from outside the house with a bowl about the size of a basin, and the rice in it was sticking out.

After he sat down, he frowned and said, "Boy, why, don't you have a bad appetite today?"

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Chapter 225 Master Uncle: You Can't Blame Me

The appetite of the two of them directly stunned the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"I've never had a big appetite, so this is enough." Jiang Yun asked curiously, "Master, why did you eat so little today? Are you losing weight?"

"No, I don't eat much. The main reason is to watch you carry food from the mountain. It's really hard work."

"Only in the mountains, especially where there are no roads, will you realize what it means to work hard." Master Zhang lamented.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all silent when they listened to the tiger and wolf words of the two, especially the water friends in the south, who were really frightened.

"The anchor brought the bowl, here is rice for five people, the old Taoist bowl, it is rice for ten people."

"I didn't realize before that the Taoist priest is so edible."

"You don't do physical work, so you naturally eat less. When I was young, I did farm work, and my appetite was similar to that of an old Taoist priest."

"That's right. When I was young, there was no oil and water in the dishes, and I couldn't carry a bowl of rice. Now I sit in the office and only eat a small bowl. I don't feel hungry for half a day."

"It really opened my eyes. I originally thought that the host was planning to eat the poor old Taoist priest. It seems that I am superficial."

After eating, Jiang Yun looked at the bucket outside the house, a little curious.

"Uncle, after all these years, why do you still go to the halfway up the mountain to fetch water?"

"The feng shui of Guangmingding is not very good. I have drilled more than a dozen wells on the mountain, but none of the wells produce water." Daoist Zhang Shengtan sighed.

There is a spring on the mountainside of Guangmingding. Although the water output is not large, a pond is built to store the water, which can barely maintain a person's food and clothing.

If he hadn't lived here, he could see the Tianyuan Taoist temple forward, and the Wudang faction backward, with Wulong Temple on the left and Eastern Shinto on the right, he would have planned to make a nest a long time ago.

"Master, I really don't recommend you to live here. There is no electricity, no water, no internet, and the conditions are so difficult."

"You said what to do if something happens to you, now I live alone in Tianyuan Taoist Temple, why don't you come down the mountain with me?" Jiang Yun said seriously.

Zhang Sheng sighed and raised his two eyebrows. He fumbled in his pocket for a long time, and finally took out an old-fashioned mobile phone, flaunting it.

"Brat, who do you look down on?"

"The old man is also advancing with the times, and you look at me, and then you look at you, a skinny person, you should take care of yourself first."

Looking at the old-fashioned flip phone, Jiang Yun almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Master, are you a little overconfident?

You take that mobile phone to the high-speed rail station to go out, but you can’t take the high-speed rail, and you can’t show your health code, so you are stopped at the door.

Moreover, can your antique mobile phone scan QR codes?

Jiang Yun secretly made up his mind that he must trick his uncle down the mountain to manage Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

Otherwise, if I go to Yunyou in the future, how can I adjust the vegetables grown in the Taoist temple?

But how to trick Uncle Master to go down the mountain?

"Boy, stop rolling your eyes. Let's move the desk out, and I'll teach you how to draw symbols."

"When your master came over a few days ago, he said that Old Gu taught you how to draw talismans, but you didn't listen, and made him very angry."

"Although the master of Tianyuan Taoist Temple doesn't need to be proficient in Talisman Dao, it can't be said that he doesn't understand it. We have to learn what we should learn." Zhang Sheng sighed and hated that iron can't make steel Dao.

He didn't have an apprentice, so he basically regarded Jiang Yun as his apprentice and cultivated him. Unfortunately, Jiang Yun didn't have the talent for body training.

"Uncle, in fact, I have achieved a little success in the way of making talismans."

"I've drawn all kinds of peace talismans, divine movement talismans, sky thunder talismans, and evil spirit talismans. It's not difficult. I really had a misunderstanding with Senior Gu." Jiang Yun Ruoruo explained.

Zhang Shengtan didn't believe it at all, he ground the cinnabar himself, and took out the yellow paper at the bottom of the pressing box, and pressed it with a ruler.

"The road of practice is one step at a time, and the way of making talismans is also the great way. How can it be achieved so quickly? Come, come, draw in front of me!"

"If you can't draw [-], [-], [-], [-], [-] today, then we two will have a good discussion today."

Jiang Yun saw that his uncle was moving his muscles and bones, and the joints all over his body were crackling, so he had no choice but to cover his forehead with his hands.

"Uncle, then you back off."

Seeing this, the water friends in the live broadcast room immediately initiated 666 in the live broadcast room.

"Master, back off, I'm going to start pretending."

"Master Daoist, I want to ask for a peace talisman, can I?"

"Announcer: Uncle Shi, don't leave for three days, you should look at him with admiration, just look at it."

"Anchor, please start your performance."

Jiang Yun's writing brush was stained with cinnabar, and he picked up the brush and walked away from the snake, and drew the talisman in one go.

Less than 2 minutes.

Three peace symbols were drawn, and then sealed.

Daoist Zhang saw the golden light shining on the Ping An talisman, his hand that was touching his beard trembled, and several beards were torn off.

He didn't have time to feel sorry for Hu Zi, so he quickly picked up the safety talisman, felt the magic power on it carefully, and then took a deep breath.

Monster, this talisman actually became it?

"Boy, you must have hit it right. Draw me three more talismans and let me take a look!" Zhang Sheng sighed and said with his eyes wide open.

Jiang Yun sighed helplessly, and said, "Uncle Shi, don't test me, it's not difficult to draw a magic amulet."

The brush in his hand stood on the cinnabar again, and he finished writing in one go.

Less than 2 minutes.

Three freshly baked amulets were transformed, and after they were stamped, a golden light flashed on the runes.

Zhang Daochang is not calm now, he is holding the God's Walking Talisman, his face is full of joy, while watching, he said: "Boy, don't be idle, you can draw three more Heavenly Thunder Talismans for me."

"Uncle, aren't you embarrassing me?"

"Nonsense, if you are asked to draw, you can draw, otherwise we will have a good discussion later."

Jiang Yun looked at the casserole-sized fist of his uncle, took a deep breath, he could only pick up his pen, and silently drew three Heavenly Thunder Talismans.

The water friends in the live broadcast watched this scene, laughing so much that their stomach hurts.

"I originally thought that the Taoist priest was invincible in the world. Whose uncle is this, so brave?"

"Fuck, isn't this the story that happened before Lu Zhishen punched Zhenguanxi?"

"I seriously doubt that even if the Taoist priest draws three Heavenly Thunder Talismans, his uncle will find an excuse later to forcefully compete with him."

After Jiang Yun stamped the three Heavenly Thunder Talismans, he suddenly felt something was wrong in his dantian.

The sea of ​​spiritual energy that was originally calm is now becoming irritable. The waves continue to hit the boundary of the dantian, and it seems that it is about to break through.

"Uncle, help me protect the law, I seem to be breaking through." Jiang Yun said eagerly.

"What, breakthrough, you have a good talent, so you can break through in the courtyard." Zhang Sheng sighed and said with a smile in his hand, holding the sky thunder talisman.

As a physicist, when competing with peers, the biggest hatred is that the hands are too short.

With the Thunder Talisman in his hand, he was thinking about the next time he competed with Chen Yunlong, he could give him a surprise.

At this time, neither of them noticed.

A large dark cloud slowly gathered above Jiang Yun's head, and the sky at Guangmingding gradually darkened. In the dark clouds, lightning flashed from time to time.

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Chapter 226 Master Uncle, Really Misunderstood

Zhang Shengtan frowned, staring at the dark clouds above Jiang Yun's head in silence, falling into a daze.

All the bamboo shoots on the mountain were captured by the drone camera. It was really too bad. It has been silently by the side, taking pictures of the expression changes on Zhang Daochang's face.

This state lasted until a thunderbolt struck.

Click!

With a flash of lightning, Zhang Daochang, who was in a sluggish state, retreated quickly. He retreated a hundred meters away in two breaths.

He is agile, not inferior to a young man in his prime.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all stunned.

"Damn it, it's so fast!"

"I seriously doubt that Zhang Daochang can hang and beat everyone in the [-]-meter race."

"There was a sprint champion who pretended to be an old man and participated in a race with young people, which shocked everyone. This is a real old man."

"What, there is also an entertainment program where you pretend to be an old man to participate in the competition. Why haven't I watched it?"

"I've seen that series has sprints, skateboards, and national football. It's just that the national football was kicked 8:0 by others, and in the end they kept pretending to be old and exiting [dog head to save life]"

Sitting cross-legged in the small courtyard, Jiang Yun recited the mantra of clearing his heart to calm his mind, and tried his best to control the sea of ​​spiritual energy in his dantian.

Breaking through the bottleneck in cultivation is not as easy as imagined, even if it is covered by merit.

The slightly irritable sea of ​​spiritual energy kept hitting the boundary of the dantian, but it was still unable to break through the membrane.

Jiang Yun tried several times in a row and began to get anxious.

He took a deep breath, and began to analyze the strategy for himself: "Calm down, calm down, break through this kind of thing, the first time is raw, the second time is familiar, the third time and the fourth time will be smooth."

at the same time.

The lightning in the dark cloud crackled down.

Those lightning bolts were very powerful and very targeted. They all came straight at Jiang Yun, then turned a corner halfway, and directly struck the house.

Daoist Zhang Shengtan said that the two tile-roofed houses had been lived in for decades, and they were about to become dilapidated. How could they withstand the devastation of sky thunder?

After just a few lightning strikes, the house became dilapidated, and there was still a curl of smoke in the house.

"Crossing robbery?" He looked at Jiang Yun and said subconsciously.

After the water friends in the live broadcast room heard it, they began to call Jiang Yun an expert.

"The Thunder Tribulation has come out, Taoist priest, do you dare to say that you are not cultivating immortals?"

"I treat the Taoist priest as a brother, and the Taoist priest treats me as a fool."

[Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang]: "Hehe, mortals in the live broadcast room, you really think a lot."

"Whether Jiang Daochang doesn't want to teach you immortal methods, he also hopes that the Taoism will prosper, but you people are too poor in cultivation."

"Hiss, the words of the dog's yin and yang are too heart-wrenching!"

"The big female dragon is coming out, that dog is being silenced, I will use a big blood bottle!"