Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"If the water friends in the live broadcast room have someone they like, and you feel embarrassed to ask, then send this sentence to him or her. This is more reserved, and it is not embarrassing to be rejected."

"The Taoist priest is very talented!"

"If the anchor was in ancient times, he would at least be like Li Bai and Du Fu!"

"Understood, I'm going to ask the person I like."

Jiang Yun sat back on the reclining chair. He glanced proudly at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and his face darkened again.

Because of the barrage in his live broadcast room, he has been questioned for thirteen years, and the words "wait for no one to return to others" are all over the screen.

It's justifiable for this female fan to say this, why is the male fan following along to join in the fun?

Pindao is really a decent Taoist priest with normal sexual orientation!

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Chapter 19 Huanghuali (please collect, please recommend)

Jiang Yun chatted with the water friend until 2 o'clock in the afternoon. After he got up, he found that Xiao Bai was holding the wooden stick he brought back from the mountain, and he was eating happily.

You are a fox, a canine, and you don’t need to grind your teeth. What kind of stick do you chew on?

Chewing sticks now, and wires later, is that okay?

Jiang Yun came to Xiaobai with a stern face, and violently grabbed the stick from his arms.

Xiaobai froze for a moment, just like petrification.

It looked at the stick in Jiang Yun's hand in a daze, and it took a long time to react.

It rushed forward, hugged Jiang Yun's thigh, and screamed.

Jiang Yun shook his legs with a look of disgust, and said, "This is the Taoist robe I just changed, don't mess around!"

"Boom, boo, boo."

Xiaobai stared at the wooden stick tightly, screaming with aggrieved face.

"You feel wronged, did you pick up this stick?"

"Hey, hey, hey."

"Let go, let me go, don't touch my thigh!"

"Boom, boo, boo."

"You are a female fox after all, so pay attention to your own image!"

"Aww, ow, ow!"

"Don't chew on this wooden stick, how about I give you a piece of dried beef?" Jiang Yun said helplessly.

Xiaobai was halfway through the chatter, quickly changed his words, began to hum, and then nodded seriously.

"I lost it, Xiaobai is really too cute."

"Yaoyueling, I want to call the police, the fox of Tianyuan Taoist Temple has become a spirit!"

"Anchor, that wooden stick is worthless, just let it bite you."

Jiang Yun entered the house and took a piece of dried beef.

With the meat in his mouth, Xiao Bai jumped off his lap decisively, lay down in the corner, and began to nibble on the jerky.

"Don't gnaw on things in the future. If you feel lonely in your mouth, you can ask me for dried meat. If you know it, just say a word."

"Huh."

Xiaobai gnawed on the air-dried beef, without raising his head, he barked in response.

"I seriously doubt that this fox is a reincarnation of a human being, and he hasn't had Meng Po soup yet."

"My Bian Mu is not so smart, this fox must have an IQ of 180, right?"

"Quietly, is it illegal to kidnap and sell foxes?"

"Trafficking is fine, but are you sure you can beat Xiaobai?"

Jiang Yun looked at the dense tooth marks on the stick, and sighed: "This stick is quite strong, and the poor man wanted to use it as a crutch, and that prodigal almost destroyed it."

【Purchaser of Medicinal Materials】: "Master Daoist, I feel that there is something wrong with that stick, can you cut it open and let me take a look?"

"What could be wrong with this stick?"

Jiang Yun broke it casually.

Unexpected.

The wooden stick was so hard that it was not broken.

He froze for a moment, and said, "Wait a minute, there is an ax in the Taoist temple."

For the first time, the water friends in the live broadcast room discovered that there were things Jiang Yun couldn't do, and they were all happy for a while.

"It turns out that the Taoist priest is also a mortal. These days, I have almost regarded the Taoist priest as a god."

"No, there seems to be something really wrong with the stick."

"Shocked, the omnipotent Taoist priest was actually bullied by a stick. Is this the loss of humanity or the annihilation of morality?"

"Stick, don't leave if you have the ability, what's your ability with an ax?"

Jiang Yun fetched the axe, and he slashed several times before cutting off the stick from the middle.

【Purchaser of Medicinal Materials】Looking at the cut surface of the wooden stick, his two eyebrows gradually twisted together.

Cross-eye pattern, red background, very oily, why does this look familiar?

He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked: "Master Dao, if you don't sell Sanqi Wang to me, it's fine, can you sell this huanghuali?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned, and many people put a row of question marks.

"?????"

"Brother, don't tell me that the wood that Taoist priest is holding is huanghuali."

"What is huanghuali, is it expensive?"

"It's not expensive. I bought a bunch of small items for my father-in-law a few days ago. It only cost [-] yuan in total, and it was a friendly price from an acquaintance I was looking for."

"Don't tease me, the wood in the Taoist priest's hand, there are a lot of them in my backyard."

[Purchaser of Medicinal Materials] explained: "Everyone, don't make trouble, the wooden stick in Daoist Priest's hand is really huanghuali, and the color is very good."

"If you really have this good-quality huanghuali in your hands, I will take as many as you have."

As soon as he opened his mouth, he stunned many water friends in the live broadcast room.

You must know that huanghuali is in the literary and entertainment circle, but it is top-grade wood, and ordinary people don't have two dollars in their pockets, so they really dare not touch this thing.

[Society Knowing the King] Open the emperor in the main live broadcast room of Tianyuan Temple.

He left a message: "Master Taoist, be careful that guy is a liar. The huanghuali in your hand is worth at least [-]."

"I played huanghuali with my dad since I was a child. I must have seen it right. Don't let the medicinal material buyer pick it up from you."

【Purchaser of medicinal materials】: "..."

"Brother, don't wrong people, I am also a Daoist fan, how can I be a Taoist leader?"

The barrage of emperors and aristocrats in the Tigerfish APP will be automatically set to the top in all live broadcast rooms.

Jiang Yun's water friends saw the rare scene of the tiger fish. The two emperors quarreled with bullet screens in the live broadcast room.

[Social Understanding King]: "Come on, it's not that I haven't dealt with drug dealers like you. When it comes to bargaining, robbers are not as ruthless as you."

[Purchaser of medicinal materials]: "Brother, you can't look at people with colored glasses!"

[Purchaser of Medicinal Materials] Reward a treasure map, and add a message: "Is it convenient for the Taoist priest, please connect with the video."

Before Jiang Yun could figure out the situation, a video connection popped up.

He hesitated and agreed.

After all, this big brother swiped several rockets and treasure maps today, and the rewards made him rush to the third place on the list.

People only ask for video connection, which is really not too much.

The screen in the live broadcast room was divided into two halves, and in the other half appeared a thin middle-aged man wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a suit.

Behind him, there is a large map of China.

"Hi everyone, I am Ma Wenlin, the chairman of Fengrui Pharmaceutical Company."

"I played a video with the Taoist priest today with only one purpose, and that is to prove my innocence."

"In addition to being the chairman of Fengrui Pharmaceutical Co., Ltd., I am also a lover of literary and entertainment."

"Now, I solemnly declare here that I am a fan of Daochang, and I guarantee with my personality that I will never let Daochang take the leak from him."

"Sorry to bother everyone, please support us Fengrui Pharmaceutical Company in your daily life, goodbye."

After he hung up the video, the water friends in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded. They really didn't expect that they would meet a real boss in the live broadcast room.

"Fuck, is that person just now really Boss Ma?"

"Well, I'm an employee of Fengrui Pharmaceutical Company. That person just now is really our chairman [secret observation]."

"My God, if I remember correctly, Mr. Ma should be ranked seventh among the top ten richest people in the country, right?"

"Ruifeng Pharmaceutical Company, a conscientious enterprise, has insisted on not going public or raising funds so far, and the medicines it sells are also very conscientious. Boss Ma is indeed a good person."

"Nonsense, the Central Plains flooded a few days ago, and Boss Ma donated [-] million by himself. Isn't this a good person?"

"[Society Knowing King]: Mr. Ma, I apologize, it's because I have lost sight of Mount Tai."

"[Purchaser of medicinal materials]: It's okay, we don't know each other if we don't fight, if you want to sell the best huanghuali, you can give me priority."

"[Purchaser of Medicinal Materials]: Daoist Master, whether you want to sell the huanghuali in your hand or not, I will offer you a high price of [-]!"

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Chapter 20 Gambling with wood, it has risen (please recommend, please collect)

Jiang Yun has never been in contact with the Wenwan market, so he is very curious about the price of huanghuali. Isn't this thing just a piece of wood, so it is so expensive?

[Society understands the king]: "Master Taoist, let me explain to you that the raw materials of huanghuali are scarce, so the price has been rising steadily over the years. In the past few years, the raw materials cost 2 a catty, but now they have risen to more than 6."

"Another reason is that huanghuali is similar to jadeite, and it can be used to gamble on trees. Although the risk of betting on trees is high, there are people who are addicted to gambling and often fantasize about getting rich overnight."

"Judging from the incision of the huanghuali in your hand, the texture is clear, and the oiliness is not bad. 10 yuan is indeed the highest price in the market."

"But if you continue to cut and ghost eyes appear, the price will still have a lot of room to rise."

Jiang Yun understood a little. It seems that the huanghuali in his hand is indeed worth 10 at present.

If you continue to cut, it may rise or fall.

He was a little embarrassed and said: "Mr. Ma, what if you buy this huanghuali and cut it up?"

[Purchaser of medicinal materials]: "Don't worry, Daoist, if you bet on wood, you are willing to admit defeat. If you feel embarrassed, you can cut it yourself."

"The huanghuali in your hand is too thin. You can't carve anything. You can only carve beads. If you can cut out the eyes, the price will double."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were originally watching the fun, but they watched and found that something was wrong.

"Nimma, the Taoist priest picked up a stick from the mountain, is it worth 10 or more?"

"Organize a group to pick huanghuali in Wudang Mountains, anyone sign up?"

"Take heart, it turns out that my annual salary is only worth the stick chosen by the Taoist priest."

"Brother upstairs, please be content, my annual salary is not as good as that stick."

"Daozhang, let me open my eyes and finish cutting that stick!"

"That's right, the Taoist priest has always been very lucky, and that stick will definitely not collapse!"

"It turns out that rich people, like me, like to watch Taoist priests' live broadcasts, and suddenly they have a little more psychological balance."

"Brother, we are different, people can afford huanghuali, but you can't [black face]"

Jiang Yun weighed the huanghuali in his hand, made up his mind and said, "Okay, this afternoon, let's cut up this huanghuali."

"Pindao made a fortune today. Everyone who sees it will have a share. I will draw ten 1000 yuan red envelopes. As long as you send out bullet screens, you will have a chance to win."

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded in an instant.