Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Xiao Jiang, you are not from the village, but you are also from the village, and you are fair."

"Today's reasoning, you come to comment."

The two bickered and spoke, and finally explained the matter clearly.

The two are neighbors, one is Jiang Ming and the other is Jiang Li.

This morning, Jiang Ming's pigs ran out and wandered around in the village, and happened to overwhelm Jiang Li's cabbage field.

Someone passed by and saw it, and told Jiang Li about it. Jiang Li got angry and wanted to beat the pig with a stick.

He had just arrived at his vegetable field, and found that Jiang Ming had driven the pigs back.

The matter of the pig beating the cabbage was originally a trivial matter, and it would be good to pay some money, but the problem is that the two families have a bit of hatred, so they didn't deal with it in the first place.

Well, now there is a quarrel, the people in the mountains are so angry that the village chief can't control it anymore, so he can only let Jiang Yun come over to comment.

This is an old tradition in Jiangjia Village. If there are conflicts in the village that cannot be resolved, they come to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to find the master.

Jiang Yun felt a dull pain in his head, this kind of thing happened three or four times a year, it was difficult for an upright official to decide on housework, let alone a little Taoist priest.

If you deal with things unfairly, you will definitely be stabbed in the back. Things are not easy to handle!

"You said that my pigs stole your cabbage field, how can you provide evidence!"

"My second elder brother has seen it, so I will pay you a gift and money, otherwise we will never end this matter!"

Two men in their 40s blushed and their necks were thick and they barked.

The water friends in the live broadcast room watched with gusto.

People in China have always liked to watch and quarrel and join in the fun. From trivial matters, to daughter-in-law being caught cheating, as long as they have time, they will definitely not let it go.

"Six said: I am familiar with this script!"

"It's very simple, just kill the pig and look at it without the belly."

"I'm wronged, I just ate a bowl of noodles [funny]!"

"Look carefully at what the Taoist priest should do, eat melons and melons!"

"It's very simple, just let him say that the Chinese don't lie to the Chinese."

Jiang Yun took his time, let a few people out first, and then took a paintbrush to paint the eyes of the statues of the three patriarchs.

He put on the big red cloak again, put the altar back, and put on three pillars of incense.

Jiang Yun bowed to the statue of the patriarch, and when he was about to go out to settle the case, he suddenly heard a bronze bell ringing from outside the hall.

The sound of exclamation from the crowd came in an endless stream.

After he went out, he found several people kneeling down, including Daoist Chen Yunlong.

"Senior brother, are you?"

"Junior brother, look up, if you don't believe me, the patriarch has appeared."

When Jiang Yun looked up, he couldn't help but gasp.

above the void.

The three figures manifested. They stood on top of the 289 phantoms of the immortals, sitting high in the nine heavens, surrounded by a mysterious and yellow aura, overlooking the heaven and the earth.

This... is this really the appearance of the Sanqing Patriarch?

The water friends in the live broadcast room watched the grand scene in the drone lens, and fell to their knees in a large area.

"My mother, it's hard for us to be lied to by the Taoist priest!"

"Three lords, my God, what kind of anchor do I have a crush on!"

"Under the twilight of the moon, all the immortals stand in the void, and they only come for the Taoist priest!"

Jiang Yun looked at the crowd, coughed dryly, and said, "Uncle Jiang Ming, you swear by looking at the statues of the three patriarchs, is it true that your pigs don't have Uncle Gongjiang Li's cabbage?"

Jiang Ming, whose attitude was still very strong just now, after hesitating for a moment, lowered his head and admitted.

The mountain people in this area of ​​Wudang Mountain are basically believers of the Patriarch of the Three Qing Dynasty. It is very difficult for them to lie to the god statue!

In the past, Taoist Chisong settled the case in this way, but today the Patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty appeared, so it is easier to settle the case.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were amazed.

"That's the power of faith."

"There was a fisherman who swindled money. He was dragged in front of the Mazu statue by the judge, and he admitted it."

"There are times when the power of faith outweighs the binding power of the law."

"Lying to Mazu? It's impossible. All the fishermen on the seaside believe in Mazu."

"The beginning of the movie Children of the Rivers and Lakes is also like this: tell Guan Erye again that you didn't borrow it."

"It is a good thing to be in awe, at least there is a bottom line in being a person and doing things."

With a leap, Jiang Yun jumped onto the roof of Sanqing Hall, then pointed to the phantom image of the god statue in the sky, and said plausibly: "Everyone, don't panic, we must believe in science."

"These are actually ghost images that appear because of resonance. As long as a certain factor is destroyed, these ghost images will disappear quickly."

"If you don't believe me, let's do an experiment."

Jiang Yun made an apprehension to the phantoms facing the statues of the gods. With force in his throat, he said in a low voice: "Poverty Daoist sends you all fellow Taoists."

"Everyone, let's go, there is no point in staying here any longer."

As soon as the voice fell, the gods in the sky disappeared slowly one by one according to their positions.

In the end, only the phantom images of the three patriarchs remained. Before the three disappeared, they looked down at Jiang Yun, nodded and smiled with satisfaction.

Three chuckles resounded between heaven and earth, and the night finally returned to darkness.

Looking at the camera of the drone, Jiang Yun said plausibly: "Ladies and gentlemen, do you believe in the poor way now?"

"The voice of the poor Taoist destroyed the conditions for the formation of the phantom images of the gods, so they disappeared. In short, you must believe in science!"

People who were watching the live broadcast, including Daoist Chen Yunlong, all started to curse.

"Junior Brother Jiang, do you think I ignored you?"

"As soon as Patriarch Sanqing left, Daoist Priest, you started talking nonsense with your eyes open."

"[Cover your face], the statues are nodding at you, and you still say they are phantoms."

"I believe what the Taoist said (this article is 5 cents)"

"For the sake of Daoist Priest's cultivation, I believe what Daoist Priest said, what if he is in a hurry?"

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Chapter 221 Inoshita Nichikawa is a Good Comrade

Several people helped together and worked until nine o'clock in the evening before cleaning up the Taoist temple.

The village chief took his two uncles to say goodbye and left. Daoist Chen Yunlong took his apprentice Chen Shilei and drove away. After Jiang Yun broadcasted, he stood in front of the Taoist temple for a long time.

Yesterday was National Day, so it is not easy to trouble friends who are living a good life. Today, after work is over, it is time to find them to have fun.

Jiang Yun took out his mobile phone, he opened the address book and found a person's name: Inoshita Rikawa.

This person is a long-term partner of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, a contact specially left by Taoist Master Chisong, and he must be called when Taoist Temple is short of money.

It is very strange that this number is actually a domestic number, not an international long distance number.

When Jiang Yun came to Sanqing Hall, he took out the small wooden box full of copper coins from under the altar, and shivered subconsciously.

The phone was dialed and connected in seconds.

"Moses Moses?"

Jiang Yun frowned as he listened to the singing of the birds, but still followed his master's instruction and said the code word: "Fly the Chinese flag at the top of Mount Fuji!"

"Drunken orchid under the cherry blossom tree, Chisong-kun, it's really you, you miss me so much, wait for me, I'll go to a place where no one is there first."

Two or three minutes later.

Inoshita Nikkawa smiled and said: "Michijo Chimatsu, why do you suddenly think of me, is there a big deal?"

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, Layman Jingxia, my master has already ascended, and I am his apprentice. You can call me Jiang Yun."

"Jiang Yun, is that Jiang Yun who sent a raised golden monkey to defeat Pu Bang?"

"Jiang Daochang, hello, you are worthy of being a famous teacher, and I really admire you." Inoshita Hikawa's tone was quite humble.

Jiang Yun was taken aback for a moment, but he figured it out when he turned around.

Ben Zi, who had a good life, and Gao Li Bangzi's nasty affair, is well known throughout the world, and it's normal for the other party to worship him.

A friend of others is a friend, and a hero who beats the enemy is also a hero on his own side.

"Jiang Daochang, you called me at night, what's the matter?" Inoshita Richuan asked.

Jiang Yun grabbed a handful of copper coins, loosened his hand slightly, and the copper coins slipped from his fingertips, making a crisp and pleasant collision sound.

Inoshita Rikawa became excited on the spot, his voice was trembling, and he asked tentatively: "Daochang Jiang, are you going to sell copper coins?"

"Correct."

"Great, how much are you selling for?"

"30 pieces!"

"Hey, big hand. Compared with your master, Jiang Daochang is simply better than blue!" Inoshita Richuan said: "Then it's still the old price, one hundred thousand copper coins, just send it to me by courier."

"My WeChat ID is this phone number. You can add me later, and I'll send you the address."

"By the way, Daoist Jiang, why are you suddenly so willing today?"

Jiang Yun listened to the bewildered inquiry from the book friend who was living a good life opposite, and said coldly: "Pindao has seen a fan before, with the names of 30 people on it, and now someone closes the fan and wants to open his eyes." Tell nonsense, say it is a blank fan."

"Maybe you don't know something today, but you will know it tomorrow. Justice may be late, but it will never be absent."

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!

There was excited applause from the phone.

Inoshita Hikawa said with a smile, "Dao Chang Jiang, what you said is really good."

"Is this okay? I will double the price of each copper coin for you, but there is a premise that the quantity you sell must also be doubled. I need sixty coins!"

Jiang Yun froze for a moment, looked at the copper coins in the small wooden box, and agreed with a smile.

Over the years, he has seen many ruthless people.

But this is the first time I've seen someone playing lanterns in a latrine to seek death like this.

Akamatsu Masato once said that Inoshita Nichikawa is a trustworthy and good person, and you don’t have to worry about money when you do business with him.

Although the amount was huge this time, it was 1000 to [-] million.

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, a layman in the well, there is something unclear in the heart of the poor. Can you really make money by buying these copper coins?"

"Blood money, even if I can't sell it, I throw it away, it's blood money!"

Hearing the decisive answer over there, Jiang Yun became even more curious, and asked quickly, "Why?"

"No reason, I'm Korean, you don't have to worry about the payment, Daoist."

"I'll send you the money later. The strategic cooperation between us has been going on for many years. Please mail me the copper coins as soon as possible." Inoshita Hikawa said with a smile.

Jiang Yun was silent for a long time, and said, "Thanks for your hard work."

After he hung up the phone, he felt mixed feelings.

What did the master do behind his back? At first, he thought he was short of money, so he sold the money and sold the copper coins to a book friend who lived a good life. Now it seems that things are not that simple.

The Patriarch of Sanqing is here, is this a partnership scam?

No wonder that guy didn't even ask about the fineness, age and specific style of the copper coin. He bought it, and it turned out that he was interested in the power of the curse.

Just as Jiang Yun figured things out, his cell phone vibrated.

"Ding Dong, you have a new text message."

Bank of China sent two text messages.

【中国银行】21年12月14日22：00井下日川账户1643向您尾号3426账户他行来账金额12，000，000元，余额12，052，143元。