Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"The yin and yang dead liar, go away, sincerity is the soul, what if the Taoist leader gets drunk and agrees to us in a jerk?"

When the water friends in the live broadcast room were arguing, the drone came to the kitchen and followed Jiang Yun.

At this time, most of the water in the cauldron had evaporated, and the remaining medicinal liquid had turned into a slightly viscous golden yellow.

Remove the dregs to get the liquid, then mix the medicinal liquid with rice wine, and then cook in a pot for half an hour.

There are two full barrels. Fortunately, the stove of Tianyuan Taoist Temple is big enough, otherwise there is no way to cook them at the same time.

A faint fragrance diffused in the kitchen, and under the stimulation of the fragrance, Jiang Yun's alcoholism was slightly dispelled.

He and Daoist Chen Yunlong took a large spoon and gently stirred the Huangjing wine in the cauldron. This wine is easy to get sticky due to uneven heating.

"Every layman, Polygonatum ginseng is sweet in taste and neutral in nature, and its action is slow. It can be used as a nourishing food when taken with wine."

"This medicinal material is greasy in nature and easy to help dampness, but it is not suitable for those who have spleen deficiency, dampness, cough and phlegm."

"If it is used as medicine, please use it under the guidance of a doctor. If you drink it after soaking it, you can steam it nine times and drink it together with wolfberry. The effect of nourishing the kidney is very good." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

Daoist Chen Yunlong nodded again and again and said yes, if the Huangjing wine in the Taoist temple was not really enough, he would have planned to endorse the wine himself as the head of the Wudang sect.

The main function of this wine is to invigorate the kidney, black hair, and replenish vitality.

Every function of it is exactly what teenagers just need. If it can be mass-produced, it will definitely sell well!

The water friends in the live broadcast room shook their heads again and again.

"Daoist, if you don't sell it, please don't greedy us."

"Enough of the bitter [anger] of fake wine in the market"

"My love friends want to buy yellow rice wine, why?"

"[Funny], why don't you say a word?"

"My boyfriend bought me milk papaya, and I bought him two bottles of Huangjing wine, isn't that too much?"

"Not too much, not too much, is this a two-way love?"

"Dislike each other, but heal each other, hahaha!"

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Chapter 216

After the golden wine was boiled, only one and a half of the original two barrels were left, which could just fit into a wine jar.

Daoist Chen Yunlong looked at the fine wine on the table, took a deep breath, made himself a bowl, and drank it down.

"Good wine, good wine, Junior Brother Jiang, the three of us today, don't leave the banquet without getting drunk!"

"Yunlong, go to the kitchen and bring a bowl with three heads!"

Seeing the large bowl of wine in front of Jiang Yun and Jiang Yun's frowning expression, the water friends in the live broadcast burst into laughter on the spot.

"Good guy, with the Daoist's capacity for drinking, is this going to be held tomorrow?"

"Although the alcohol content of Huang Jingjiu is not high, isn't this head king too much?"

"People from the Northeast said that this little wine is enough to quench their thirst, but it's really not enough."

Jiang Yun scratched his head, and asked seriously, "Senior Brother Chen, are you serious?"

"Well, today the three of us will leave the banquet without getting drunk!"

"You suppress me with drinking capacity, then don't blame me for using Taoism to shake people!"

Chen Shilei looked excited, and he said excitedly: "When you were young, did you want to cast the Jade Goddess Curse?"

"Junior Brother Jiang, pulling a woman down to block the drink, you're not doing it properly!"

Jiang Yun smiled without saying a word, he made a formula, and then read the scriptures.

The curse sounded.

"Ding Chou prolongs my life, Ding Hai arrests my soul."

"Ding You controls my soul, Ding Wei prevents me from disaster."

"Ding Si saves me from danger, Ding Mao saves me from danger."

"Jiazi protects my body, Jiaxu protects my shape."

"Jiashen guards my life, Jiawu guards my soul."

"Jiachen town my spirit, Jiayin nurtures my truth."

"Liu Ding Liujia listens to the order, hurrying like a law, and descends to the world!"

"Senior brother Chen, your style is too small, and our monkhood's style is bigger. Since you want to fight for wine, then I will let you drink to your heart's content."

In the sky above Tianyuan Taoist Temple, a golden light exploded.

Chen Yunlong stood up and said in surprise: "Fuck, Junior Brother Jiang, you are serious!"

"I lost it, if this and that can be broadcast, something will definitely happen if this is broadcast!"

He quickly took out his cell phone and started making calls.

"Hey, Xiao Chen, that's right, I'm Chen Yunlong from Tianyuan Taoist Temple. Now you have to notify your subordinates to block my junior brother's live broadcast room!"

"Chen Daochang, what happened?"

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, the Patriarch of Sanqing is also there. That kid is drunk, his head is in a daze, and he recruited some things that cannot be seen. You should seal his live broadcast room first."

After Chen Yunlong hung up the phone, twelve golden phantoms appeared in the sky above Tianyuan Taoist Temple, and the water friends in the live broadcast room were already too excited to extricate themselves.

"Fuck, is it really summoned?"

"No way, no way, no one will believe that the Taoist priest is playing tricks with us, right?"

"Why did the Taoist priest summon Liu Ding Liujia? I want to see the fairy go down to earth [Gentleman]."

"Hahaha, finally I can't hide the matter of cultivating immortals. From today onwards, I will work hard to cultivate immortals, quit smoking and drinking."

"Emmmm, have you noticed that Daoist Chen Shilei's expression is similar to ours, they are all confused."

[The host violated the rules, the live broadcast room has been blocked, and is currently being rectified]

The live broadcast room suddenly went black, which caught the 10,000+ viewers by surprise.

"????"

"What do you mean, just don't let me see it?"

"His grandma has a leg, the housekeeper will let you out, believe it or not, I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda."

"This black screen is a bit mysterious. Does this mean official certification?"

"Everyone, please watch and cherish it. Tomorrow, the anchor may be arrested by the relevant departments."

"Brothers, Jiang Huanong is currently broadcasting at station b, we can go and see him."

"Jiang Huanong visits the Tianyuan Taoist temple at night, and he can secretly broadcast it, the truth is right in front of his eyes!"

……

at this time.

Another big anchor in Jiangjia Village, Jiang Huanong, is at a good friend's house in the village, bringing goods to help farmers sell oranges.

"Everyone, today I'd like to introduce you to my brother's oranges."

"I'll peel one for everyone to see if this orange is sweet and how it tastes. We can see this orange. It looks very beautiful." Jiang Huanong peeled half of an orange and stuffed it into his mouth.

With a ferocious face and closed eyes, he quickly spit out the orange, then gave a thumbs up and said firmly, "This one is not sweet, let's change it."

"Damn it, did the official recommend it? Why did so many people suddenly come in the live broadcast room?"

At this time, the number of online viewers in Jiang Huanong's live broadcast room skyrocketed from more than 2 to more than 7.

"Hahaha, as soon as I came in, I saw Huanong carrying goods in reverse."

"Is the big black plum plum sweet? It's sweet!"

"Good guy, it's so sour that my mouth is full of saliva. Is this just wishing for plums to quench my thirst?"

"It's a good thing I didn't say sweet, otherwise I would be hacked again."

"Tianyuan Taoist army has arrived, and the Taoist priest's live broadcast room has been blocked!"

"Brother Huanong, can you go to Tianyuan Dao to watch?"

"The oranges have been ordered, it's boring to bring the goods, let's broadcast outdoors near the Tianyuan Taoist Temple!"

"Tianyuan Taoist Temple has surprises. If you go early, you may be able to meet the gods. There are twelve gods."

Jiang Huanong looked at the barrage in his live broadcast room, with a dazed expression on his face, and asked, "What do you mean, Daoist Jiang's live broadcast room has been blocked?"

The water friend in the live broadcast room hurriedly urged.

"Time is running out, let's go."

"Jiang Daochang summoned the gods in the Taoist temple, and he seemed to have succeeded, and then his live broadcast room was blocked."

"What do you mean, where do gods come from in this world, feudal superstitions can't believe it!"

"Everyone, Taoism is deceiving, we can't believe it, remember it!"

The water friends in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room and the water friends in Jiang Huanong's live broadcast room directly quarreled.

Tens of thousands of people quarreled, the scene was quite fierce, and the bullet screen was rolling, which directly shocked the editor-in-chief and editor-in-chief of the live broadcast area of ​​station b.

Jiang Huanong picked up his mobile phone, he walked out, and looked in the direction of Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

Halfway up the mountain, several miles away, there is a glittering golden light, which is very dazzling.

Seeing this, the water friends in Jiang Huanong's live broadcast room also murmured in their hearts.

The water friends in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room began to encourage Jiang Huanong to go exploring.

"Brothers, we are not afraid of [-], but just in case. The past Taoists of Tianyuan Taoist Temple are not ordinary people. Everyone in Jiangjia Village knows it."

"The Wudang faction has something to do with Tiger Fish's live broadcast. Since Jiang Daochang's live broadcast room was suddenly blocked, there must be a reason for it to be blocked."

"Let's not go over to join in the fun, what if I disturb people drinking and seal up my live broadcast room?" Jiang Huanong explained with some hesitation.

Afterwards, he went back to the house and continued to live broadcast with goods, but his expression was obviously absent-minded.

The water friends in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room began to spontaneously promote this matter.

Some are posting on Moments, some are bragging with relatives and friends, and some have posted live videos to major platforms.

The popularity of this matter has skyrocketed, and the more it spreads, the more evil it becomes. It has evolved from the original Liu Ding Liujia to twelve fairies descending to accompany the wine.

Those fairies are all beautiful and beautiful, and their appearance beats all the female stars, and they can smell their own body fragrance through the screen.

The next morning, Jiang Yun woke up with a hangover and a splitting headache.

He washed his face with cold water and walked outside the house.

Daoist Chen Yunlong and Chen Shilei were still sleeping soundly on the table, the wine urn next to them had already bottomed out.

Jiang Yun shook his head. He was about to go to the kitchen to cook some hangover soup when he suddenly turned around and stared at the wine table, lost in thought.

Something is wrong, something is wrong, obviously three people are drinking, why are there fifteen wine bowls on the table?

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Chapter 217

In the Taoist temple, the cups and plates were messed up.

Just as Jiang Yun was about to clean up and make some hangover soup for the two of them, the phone rang suddenly.

He glanced at the caller ID, and it was from Transparent, the editor in charge of the outdoor channel of the Tiger Fish platform.

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, good morning, transparent layman!"

"Hey, my Daoist Jiang, what's the matter, your live broadcast room was blocked yesterday!" Transparent said with a depressed face.

Since he signed Jiang Yun, as Jiang Yun continued to become popular, his status in the editorial department has also risen, and the new employees have begun to call out to be too big.

That kind of dark feeling is so refreshing that it will take off.