Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

This is a problem!

But this is not a problem. Of course, the waist is more important. If the money is gone, you can earn more. If the waist is injured, the happiness of the rest of your life will be gone.

Jiang Yun was holding a bristle brush in the backyard. While he was brushing Xiaobai's bristles, his cell phone rang suddenly.

Chen Yunlong, head of the Wudang faction, called.

"Hey, brother, why did you call?" Jiang Yun was a little curious, he thought it was Chen Shilei who had complained.

"Junior brother, do you still have Huang Jing wine in your place? Can you bring me two bottles?"

"There should be, I'll go to the cellar to have a look."

Jiang Yun got up and went to the cellar. After he turned on the light in the cellar, he was dumbfounded.

The shelf where Huangjing wine was originally placed is now empty, only some spider webs are left.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were filled with righteous indignation.

"This good Tianyuan Taoist temple, why was it stolen?"

"Nimma, where did the little pickpocket come from? He doesn't have eyes. How did he steal it from the Taoist chief?"

"It's not over yet, let's get ready to watch a good show today."

"Everyone, put your legs away, eight-treasure porridge with peanuts and melon seeds, beer, mineral water, and snacks, you must eat melons!"

Jiang Yun took a photo of the wine cellar and sent it to Taoist Master Chen Yunlong.

On the other end of the phone, Daoist Chen Yunlong was silent for a long time.

"Junior brother Jiang, I woke up this morning to check your Douyin account, did your master come back last night?"

"Yes, the old man went back last night and explained some things. He also took my clothes and a pot of red fruit seedlings." Jiang Yun said truthfully.

Then, Daoist Chen Yunlong quickly solved the case. The wine must have been taken away by Daoist Chisong. Except for himself, among the 13 billion people in China, few dared to come here to steal the wine.

"Junior brother, your master really doesn't care about personnel. When he was brewing wine, we old fellows not only sold the brewing equipment and raw materials, but also sold the labor force."

"I thought that after he left, the wine could be kept for us, and we could put it there and drink slowly. I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it!"

"He has a good brain, he is powerful, and this return to the carbine will catch people off guard." Daoist Chen Yunlong kept complaining.

The water friends in the live broadcast room, what they heard was calling him a good guy.

"Damn it, it wasn't the first seven last night, why did Taoist Chisong come back?"

"This kind of plot is usually not encountered during the day, and it cannot be avoided at night. It must have happened after the broadcast last night."

"Everyone believes in science, the two priests are just teasing us."

"The two Taoist priests in broad daylight, what ghost stories are they telling, why are they all dazed?"

"The Taoist temple has been missing for a long time. Is this the resurgence of the old temple master or the madness of the thief? Please watch and get closer to science!"

Listening to Chen Yunlong's chatter, Jiang Yun said, "Brother, in fact, my master has given me the method of making Huangjing wine."

"If you want to drink Huangjing wine, I can brew a batch by myself, but it will take a little longer, because Huangjing wine made directly is poisonous and not good for your health. You have to use raw materials that have been steamed and dried."

"Good junior brother, let me tell you that your master can't let this fine craft be lost. I have the sealwort essence that has been steamed and dried for nine times, and I will send it to you later."

"To be honest, the main reason is that your sister-in-law just came back a week ago, and I have to drink to make up for it." Chen Yunlong said with a smile.

After laughing for a while, he suddenly asked: "Junior brother, you haven't started broadcasting this point, have you?"

"Brother, I started broadcasting early this morning."

"Then you didn't turn on the speakerphone?"

"Senior brother, I also opened it."

On the other end of the phone, there was silence for a full 2 ​​minutes.

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, good morning, laymen in the live broadcast room, Pindao wants to drink Huangjing wine, mainly to replenish energy, if you don't believe me, you can check it online, eating Huangjing in winter has the best health effect!"

"Junior brother, don't talk about it, explain it to me, I'm cleaning Huang Jing now, and I'll go to your side to make wine for you."

After Daoist Chen Yunlong hung up the phone, the water friends in the live broadcast room all had tacit smiles on their faces.

"Everyone understands, everyone understands!"

"Huangjing is a good medicine for invigorating the kidneys. After the Taoist priest said it last time, I bought two bottles of golden wine. My wife is pregnant with a second child now."

"I lost it, is the effect of that wine really that good?"

"I have tried it. My tigress was flushed from the beating, and she lay on the bed for half an hour without moving."

"My mother, what kind of car are these beasts driving in the live broadcast room, I wish you a second child!"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage of water friends in the live broadcast room, scratched his head, and explained: "Ladies and gentlemen, please don't drive in the live broadcast room!"

"Polygonatum is the food of immortals. It has been an important tonic since ancient times. More than 1000 years ago, Sun Simiao, the king of medicine, recorded in detail how to eat it in "Qian Jin Yi Fang."

"The main effect after taking it is to replenish vitality, treat weak spleen and stomach and lung and kidney yin deficiency, and tonify the kidney is only one of the functions."

The water friends in the live broadcast room listened to Jiang Yun's explanation, and everyone understood it on the spot.

"Lung and kidney yin deficiency, isn't this kidney deficiency?"

"Daoist Chen Yunlong is also a fierce man. It took him seven days to think about food supplements. I usually can't do it in three days."

"Daozhang, I have the same symptoms as your senior brother, can you also bring me two bottles of yellow rice wine?"

"Huang Jing is really good. My wife put these in the soup that day, and I slept comfortably at noon the next day."

"Huangjing wine paired with a Baichun pill is like a dragon crossing the river. It is not a problem to double the time."

After Chen Shilei and the delivery boy finished moving the paint, he paid the labor fee, beat his waist, and came from the front yard.

As soon as I arrived in the backyard, I heard the three words Huang Jingjiu, and my waist didn't hurt on the spot.

"Uncle, if you want to brew yellow rice wine, can you, can you bring me two bottles?"

"Nephew, your master is back, and your master just asked me for Huang Jingjiu. You have been single all this time, what do you want?" Jiang Yun was very puzzled.

Chen Shilei covered his waist, and smiled embarrassedly: "Let's talk again, soon."

"almost?"

"Ah."

"Okay, that needs to be mended. When I brew wine later, I will brew more." Jiang Yun nodded.

Only then did Chen Shilei react, his black face flushed, and he explained weakly: "Little uncle, don't spout blood!"

"What I said is that it's almost time, it's that my Taoist partner is about to register for marriage, not that it's about time!"

Jiang Yun nodded and did not reply. He took Xiaobai to the Sanqing Hall and started preparations for repainting the murals.

The water friends in the live broadcast room began to discuss, what is it?

Chinese culture is really broad and profound.

"Chen Daochang doesn't need to explain, everyone understands everything."

"Hurry up, we need Huang Jingjiu to make up for it, everyone understands, right?"

"The two Taoist priests showed up to prove that Huangjing wine is really useful. Let's get on the little yellow car."

"Tigerfish's live broadcast is not Douyin, where did it get the little yellow car?"

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Chapter 212 The Times Are Developing

The four walls of the Sanqing Hall are covered with murals, and the area is at least more than 400 square meters.

There are a total of 289 gods on the screen, and all the gods are arranged according to the guard of honor.

Taking Qinglong Xingjun and Baihu Xingjun on the south wall as the guide, 28 main gods including the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were drawn respectively.

The main god is surrounded by heavenly soldiers and generals such as 28 constellations and twelve palaces.

All the portraits of immortals worship the three gods according to Taoist etiquette, so the whole painting is also called Chaoyuan Picture in Taoism.

"Ladies and gentlemen, these murals on the walls are all made by my master. It took at least 30 to [-] years. The humidity in the mountains is high. You can see that many of these murals are peeling off." Jiang Yun sighed.

The past lords of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, when they repaired the Sanqing Temple, basically upheld the concept that sincerity leads to spirit.

So when painting murals, it is basically repainting.

After several hundred years, the paint on the wall has become two to three centimeters thick, and because of the problem of painting skills, all the statues have lost their original appearance.

The camera of the drone took the water friends to visit carefully, and everyone was tongue-tied!

"Man, reality aside, these murals are pretty good!"

"Leaving aside the reality, the generals are brave and sturdy, the wrestlers are mighty and unrestrained, and the jade girl stands upright. It is a good painting."

"Leaving aside the reality, the whole mural is imposing, magnificent and magnificent. I give it nine points out of a hundred."

"Take the bamboo shoots, you have taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain!"

"666, I hope the Taoist master will show us his painting skills, which will brighten my eyes."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage of water friends in the live broadcast room, shook his head and said, "Poverty is not good at painting, laymen, don't think too much."

"Today we have to shovel these old murals, scrape them with putty, and dry them in the shade overnight. The specific painting work can only start tomorrow."

After he finished speaking, he put on a mask and went to the tool room to get the water pump and pipes.

If the thunder buried by the temple masters in the past is not resolved today, it is estimated that Monkey Two will not be able to do this job in the future.

Shoveling the wall skin is hard work. Before shoveling, the wall skin must be wet with water, and then the previous paint can be slowly shoveled off.

This process was done very slowly, Jiang Yun and Chen Shilei were two people, one worked and the other cleaned.

The two of them worked hard until the afternoon before they shoveled off the wall, exposing the original blue brick wall inside.

The brick wall is [-]% brand new, which is very suitable for putty.

"Little uncle, you can just paint casually, there's no need to be so serious, right?" Chen Shilei said with paint all over his body.

Jiang Yun shook his head and explained: "If you don't accumulate steps, you can't reach a thousand miles. Doing things is the same as practicing cultivation. You have to take one step at a time."

"If you always want to play in life, just make do with it, then after a few years you will find that life has been playing with you."

"Stop talking, work!"

Chen Shilei looked at the busy Jiang Yun, he nodded silently, but felt something was wrong.

Because he clearly remembered that Taoist Chisong used to speak eloquently in the Wudang sect, and he was too tired to care about every detail, and it would be over if he could pass.

How come the two masters and apprentices have completely opposite life philosophies?

Hey, it's good to have a high cultivation base, no matter what you say, it seems very reasonable, just like having money.

A few years ago, the richest man in the horse said that I don't love money, I have no interest in money, isn't it also regarded as a standard by many people?

Who in the live broadcast room listened to Jiang Yun's pretentious words, and kept buttoning 666 in the barrage area.

"Today, I suddenly discovered that the main reason is that the Taoist priest explained it clearly."

"The master digs a hole and the apprentice is buried. If the apprentice is not buried, the disciple is buried. Anyway, there will always be a successor who can't stand it and will solve the matter."

"Why do I feel that the anchor is a blame man, he is taking the blame for the previous old viewers."

"Please get rid of how you feel. The Taoist priest is a scapegoat, no, he should be an honest man."

[Xiao Min]: Laymen, stop talking about this topic. I think what the Taoist priest said is quite reasonable, although it is true that he is responsible. "

The house manager deliberately guided, and the water friends in the live broadcast room gradually changed the topic to scraping putty.

Scraping putty is a technical job, much better than moving bricks.

This job is on the construction site, and you can earn five or six hundred a day at least. It is not easy to earn a monthly salary of over ten thousand.

After Jiang Yun added water to mix the putty, he wiped it on the wall and said to the water friends in the live broadcast room: "Ladies and gentlemen, don't think that I am a Taoist priest by profession, in fact, I did all these jobs when I was young. "

"Children from poor families are already in charge of the house. During the winter and summer vacations, my master often asked me to help on construction sites in order to train me."

"Actually, the work of the Sanqing Palace is simple, because there is no wire duct, so there is no need to level it with cloth."

Scraping putty is very stress-free, and it also brings a sense of accomplishment.