Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

The cobra opened its bloody mouth, exposed its fangs, and bared out two streams of venom.

As the top predator in this mountain area, it has suffered a great humiliation today.

How could he endure being hit several times with a stick by a two-legged creature?

Jiang Yun had been on guard for a long time. After he turned around and kicked Xiao Bai aside, he dodged sideways and avoided it perfectly.

With a strong wave of the wooden stick in his hand, he gave the cobra another heavy blow.

"Don't worry everyone, this cobra usually only sprays venom once, and now its threat is not much stronger than that of ordinary poisonous snakes."

"If it weren't for its status as a protected animal in the country, its mother wouldn't have to cook it for lunch today. Pindao took it back to the Taoist temple for a big meal."

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw that Jiang Yun was still in the mood to play tricks at this time, and they all let go of their hanging hearts.

The Daoist is worthy of being a Daoist, and he can come up with something different every time he broadcasts live.

This genuine cobra can't be faked, and I don't know if this video will hit the trending searches.

"Why do I feel that the Taoist priest speaks a little indifferently?"

"Long time to see, it's the first time I've seen a cobra spraying poison."

"Starting today, whoever dares to say that the long live broadcast room is fake, I will spray him to death!"

"If you want to compete with trolls, just watch the live broadcast."

After being punched several times, the cobra finally lowered its haughty head and scrambled towards the bushes.

Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief, picked up Xiaobai, and hurried back to the Taoist temple.

He hadn't walked tens of meters before a cold murderous aura came from behind.

Jiang Yun turned around decisively, and swung the wooden stick vigorously in his hand.

The cobra was thrown directly into the tree by the stick, its body bent in two, and the tip of its tail twitched with pain.

"Damn it, did this snake become a spirit? It actually killed the carbine!"

"Hitting a snake without death is a three-point crime, and letting the tiger go back to the mountain to harm one's own family seems to have some truth in the old saying."

"I finally understand why everyone likes to use snakes to describe sinister villains."

"Nowadays, snakes have played 36 tricks on me."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were covered in cold sweat. They really didn't expect that the cobra would go and come back.

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Chapter 16 Cobra's Thank You Gift (please collect, please recommend)

Jiang Yun looked at the cobra hanging on the branch, he hesitated for a while, and finally decided to help.

After all, the country protects animals, so if you can save one hand, let's save one hand.

"Don't move around, the bones in your waist are misplaced, I'll fix them for you, nod when you understand."

Jiang Yun pinched the cobra's 7 inches with one hand, pressed the snake's head with the other hand, performed "Beast Control Technique", and warned.

"sssssssssssssssssssssssss out"

The cobra spit out the snake letter and nodded.

Its 7 inches were pinched, and its waist was broken. Now it really has no resistance.

Although he didn't understand why the prey in front of him wanted to save him, but the beating just now made Cobra choose to give in.

After all, these days, big fists are the last word, and good snakes don't suffer immediate losses.

Jiang Yun took the cobra down from the tree, stepped on the snake's head lightly with one foot, and held the snake's tail with one foot, pulling the snake into a snake stick.

The snake bone is not hard, so it is easy to pick up after misalignment.

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw that Jiang Yun pressed the misplaced snake bone with his thumb, and then pushed the bone back, and they all thought it was amazing.

"I really didn't expect that the anchor is also a veterinarian!"

"The Taoist priest actually ignored the previous suspicions and even treated the snake's bone bone. He has a really big heart."

"If it was me, that cobra has become a snake soup now, and you want me to save it, daydreaming."

"Brother, eating wild animals is against the law."

"Then let it hang there and wait for death. It is impossible to save it. It is impossible to save it in this life. It is really annoying to bite the Taoist priest."

As soon as Jiang Yun let go of the snake's head, the cobra turned around and opened its mouth.

"Hiss hiss~!"

"What are you doing, do you want to avenge your kindness?"

He slapped the snake's head with his backhand, which directly blinded the cobra.

"Hiss hiss~?"

"Don't be awkward, I've already connected the bones for you. If you see Pindao in the future, get out of the way and don't mess with me." Jiang Yun said angrily.

"sssssssssssssssssssssssss out"

The cobra hesitated, turned and crawled back to the bushes.

Suyou suddenly felt that the picture in the live broadcast room was a little weird.

Who would dare to believe that the anchor actually started talking to Cobra with you and me.

"I seriously doubt that the priest understands animal language!"

"When the anchor met Xiaobai, he seemed to start chatting with Xiaobai like this."

"A serious monk, what's wrong with knowing a little bit of animal language, isn't this unscientific?"

"I'm curious, what are the two of them talking about?"

Seeing that the cobra had really left, Jiang Yun picked up Xiaobai and explained, "Pindao does understand a little bit of animal language."

"The cobra just complained that I hurt it, and it asked me to lighten it next time. Before leaving, it still expressed its thanks to me."

Many water friends in the live broadcast room began to post eye-rolling emojis to express their speechlessness.

"I just like the way the Taoist priest is serious and talking nonsense."

"It hurts, isn't that snake a female snake?"

"Anchor, we have no grievances or enmities, why do you treat me like a fool?"

"The Taoist is the Tao, and the Taoist is the reason. I think there is nothing wrong with what he said."

"Hey, he's handsome these days, and his nonsense is justified, it's really unreasonable!"

Jiang Yun hugged Xiaobai, and he didn't go far when he heard a hissing sound coming from behind him again.

turn back.

The cobra was still sneaking not far away.

"Aren't you annoying, Pindao is a monk, I really don't want to do anything to you."

"Get out of here quickly, or don't blame Pindao for being ruthless with the long stick in his hand."

The long stick in Jiang Yun's hand moved forward a little, and the tip of the stick made a sharp piercing sound, which made the cobra tremble in fright.

It bowed its head, spit out the snake letter, and looked back several times.

"Are you asking me to go with you?"

"sssssssssssssssssssssssss out"

"Don't play tricks, or Pindao will cut you with a stick."

"sssssssssssssssssssssssss out"

Jiang Yun followed the cobra to the bush where he had just met.

When it got there, the cobra crawled aside and didn't move.

Jiang Yun was very curious, what the hell was that snake doing?

He poked open the bushes with a wooden stick in his hand, and found a Sanqiwang plant inside, and it was quite old.

Legend has it that precious herbs are guarded by wild animals, no wonder cobras guard here.

After Jiang Yun dug Sanqi Wang out with a hoe, he couldn't help but gasped.

The Panax notoginseng in his hand is very big, with dense knots on it, if you weigh it with your hands, it weighs almost two catties.

"Fuck, good luck for the anchor, this must be five-headed three-seven!"

"Unexpectedly, Brother Snake still pays attention to snakes and knows how to repay kindness."

"I don't understand, what is five-headed thirty-seven!"

"Five sun-dried Panax notoginseng add up to one catty, which is five-headed Sanqi. Five-headed Sanqi is quite expensive, at least tens of thousands."

[Purchaser of Medicinal Materials] Reward a rocket with an additional message: I will accept a high price of 5 if you want to sell the Panax notoginseng in your hand.

His message startled the water friends.

It's just a herb, and it's worth 5 yuan?

Is that medicinal material purchaser crazy and wants to tease the anchor?

"Daoist, beware of liars."

"There are so many scammers these days. 5 yuan is my living expenses for a year!"

"Hey, my family is in the business of medicinal materials. I don't think that person is a liar."

"Five-headed Sanqi is indeed very expensive. I can't tell the weight of the Sanqi King in Daoist's hand, but it is indeed worth the price."

"That's right, when I was in Yunnan a few years ago, I saw a Panax notoginseng plant with a sky-high price of 36 yuan, and it was snapped up by wealthy businessmen."

[Purchaser of Medicinal Materials] Reward a rocket with an additional message: Anchor, if you want to sell it, you can pay back the price. The sale and purchase are negotiable.

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Chapter 17 Spicy Crayfish (please collect, please recommend)

When Jiang Yun had just graduated from school, he might still be tempted by the money.

But now, it's really unnecessary.

Notoginseng is indeed a good thing. After taking it, it can stop bleeding, promote blood circulation, relieve pain, improve immunity and so on.

Keep it by your side, in case people around you get hurt, this is a life-saving medicine.

"Brother, sorry for not selling."

Jiang Yun put the Panax notoginseng in his hand into the back basket, and said: "I live in the mountains, and I am often injured. I have to keep this Panax notoginseng by my side in case of emergencies."

"By the way, the two rockets you just rewarded, after the platform deducts the share at the end of the month, send me the salary, and I will transfer it to you. You can private message me the card number."

[Purchaser of Medicinal Materials] Reward a rocket, and add a message: Anchor, you are so skilled, even a cobra is no match for you, how could you be injured?

Jiang Yun scratched his head and said with a smile, "Actually, even if I won't get hurt, the villagers will!"

"My Taoist temple is actually a medical aid point. I have to keep this sanqiwang for them. If someone's life is in danger, this thing can save people."

As soon as he said this, he was highly praised by the water friends.

"The Taoist priest is right, I support it."

"Injured in the mountains, it is really difficult to get timely treatment. The anchor thought right."

"The anchor is actually willing to give up a large sum of money, and keep Sanqi Wang to save people. I love it, I love it!"

【Purchaser of Medicinal Materials】I really didn't expect that Jiang Yun would use this reason to reject him.

He has been in business for more than 20 years, and this is the first time he has encountered such a situation.

Although King Sanqi didn't buy it, his favorability towards Jiang Yun increased dramatically.

[Purchaser of medicinal materials] Reward a rocket, and add a message: Since the Taoist leader is unwilling to sell, then forget it, and the reward money does not need to be refunded, just treat it as my support for the favorite anchor.

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, thank you for your support." Jiang Yun clasped his hands together and said with a smile.

It was already past ten o'clock in the morning when he returned to the Taoist temple.

After running all morning, Xiaobai ate two pieces of chicken breast, and then ran back to his nest to sleep soundly.