Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Xiao Hei, come here, and say hello to all the uncles."

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Little Heizhi stretched his upper body, shaking his head and shouting.

"Masters, come and play often in the future." After Jiang Yun finished translating Xiao Hei's words, he was stunned when he saw the little guy's enchanting and charming movements.

This guy, when did he learn badly?

He slapped Xiao Hei on the back of the head with his backhand, and reprimanded him, "Who did you learn this way of greeting in a brothel?"

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"What, Brother Guo watched Jiu, Tail, and Turtle at the entrance of the Taoist temple, and you peeked from the eaves, and then you learned?"

"Evil animal, don't spit blood, brother Guo is that kind of person?" Jiang Yun said angrily with a dark face.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Xiao Hei quickly turned around and ran away.

The water friends in the live broadcast room all laughed silly.

"Which masterpiece is that, why haven't I heard of it?"

"Guo Daxia is really hardworking and has nothing to do in his free time. Taoist temples study the classics handed down from generation to generation."

"Fuck, I went out and checked it, and I knew it was not a serious book."

"Pit, when my history teacher asked me to search for landscape pictures of Asia, I was too lazy to type, so I searched for pictures of Asia, and then I couldn't go back. This is the same situation today."

"Why do I feel that many old drivers in the live broadcast room have read that book, what exactly is said in that book?"

The five elders were all dumbfounded when they heard the conversation between Xiao Hei and Jiang Yun.

"The snake has become a spirit, how can it understand human speech?"

"Poverty Daoist Tianyuan Daoist Jiang Yun, don't panic a few old laymen, it's all taught by my master?"

"Snakes from Tianyuan Taoist Temple are indeed normal. We have heard of the reputation of Tianyuan Taoist Chisong Daoist for a long time. Unfortunately, we have been addicted to fishing and have no time to visit. Xiaodaochang, how is your master?"

"Several old laymen, my master has already traveled westward on a crane."

"That's a pity. I don't have the chance to meet the expert. Let's stop chattering. Let's go fishing."

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Chapter 190

Jiang Yun continued to hook up and fish, after all, he made a bet with Jiang Huanong and his brothers that the loser would be treated to dinner.

It doesn't matter if you don't invite me to dinner, the key is not to lose.

After eating, luck seems to be better.

Within 10 minutes of fishing, a large carp weighing seven to eight catties was hooked.

The five old men were embarrassed to come over to watch, but after a meal to close the distance, they decisively put down their fishing rods and ran over.

This is a rare opportunity to watch a master fisherman, absolutely not to be missed.

They looked at the carp that Jiang Yun copied up, envious.

"The leader of the trail is lucky. This seven or eight catty carp is beautiful, much better than the one catty carp I just caught."

"If I can catch this fish, I won't have to worry about dealing with my wife for half a month."

"No, I remember that I have fished with Chisong Zhenren several times, and his fishing level is about the same as mine!"

"Jiang Daochang is not an ordinary person. Just now he caught a silver carp and bighead carp weighing more than ten kilograms. I saw it all, and it was in his fish protection."

Jiang Yun said with a smile: "Poverty is just luckier."

"And my bait is better, fish like to eat it."

The old men looked at the plate of bait, squeezed it, smelled it, and almost tasted it.

After Jiang Yun put on the bait, he swung the hook and went into the water. Within 2 minutes, his float moved.

The range of movement is not large, he directly pulls the rod.

wow~~

A large black fish was pulled out of the water, weighing about two catties.

The old men stared straight at it. The price of black fish is not cheap, and they are very picky with bait, so it is not easy to catch.

"The Taoist leader has a skill, so he caught the fish so quickly, it's unscientific!"

"Take the bait used to catch crucian carp to catch snakeheaded fish. How can it be reasonable? Is the theory I learned wrong?"

"Hey, the three views are broken all over the place. Catching silver carp and bighead carp to catch black carp and carp with crucian carp's bait is not right, really not right."

Jiang Yun pulled the fishing rod rhythmically and said, "There are a lot of fish here, and there are few people fishing."

If the old men hadn't had a good temper, they would have hit people with 8 achievements.

They have been fishing here for several months, and they know very well what the fish situation here is like.

It is true that there are a lot of fish, but because the reservoir is fed regularly, the fish are very fat and quite difficult to catch.

No matter how good the fishing skills are, if the fish does not open their mouths, there is really nothing to do.

The fisherman in the live broadcast room also had red eyes with envy.

The meat of snakehead fish is delicious, it can be said to be unique, it is rare in the wild, and it is really enough to catch one for a long time.

Jiang Yun walked the fish for 5 minutes before he dragged the black fish ashore.

This guy is indeed ferocious, and even flopped several times in the copying net.

The eyes of several old men stared straight, and one person said directly: "Master Xiaodao, old man, I am only greedy for this black fish. You caught so many fish today, why don't you sell this black fish to me?"

"The favor of a meal should be reciprocated by the spring, whether it is sold or not, if the old layman likes it, he can take it away."

The old man who wanted to buy fish was taken aback for a moment, and he explained: "Master Xiaodao, you may not know the market of the fish market."

"It's hard to see wild black fish in the past two years. Although the one in your hand weighs only two catties, if you really sell it, you won't be able to get it for less than 300 yuan."

Some things must be made clear in advance, otherwise conflicts will easily arise.

More than 300 yuan is really a huge sum of money for an ordinary small Taoist temple, enough to eat for a long time.

"You don't need to be polite, old laymen. Pindao caught a lot of fish today, and he definitely won't be able to bring them back."

"You didn't catch a few today, so you definitely can't go back to do business, so how about taking a few from me?" Jiang Yun threw the black fish into the fish protection, and he pulled the fisherman out of the water .

There are nearly 100 catties of various fish that are constantly thumping, which really makes the five old men look stupid.

They stood there blankly, and it took a long time to react.

The water friends in the live broadcast room started to tease.

"I seriously doubt that the Taoist chief is showing off his catch to the five elders."

"The old man said: Xiao Daoist, take it easy, the old man's heart can't take it."

"It feels like one person divides two fish, and the Taoist leader is sure to win. I just came back from Jiang Hualong's live broadcast room, and the fish he catches now does not exceed [-] catties."

"Whoever fishes with the anchor is purely looking for abuse. Huanong is absolutely careless."

The old men were not polite, and each of them brought one or two fish weighing six or seven catties.

They know their own fishing level very well.

If you are embarrassed to take it now, relying on yourself, you will definitely not be able to catch it today.

Jiang Yun continued to fish.

After another two hours of fishing, after the bag of bait was used up, he re-fished the fish distributed to the five uncles.

Among the fish protection, at least there are more than 100 catties of fish.

There is definitely no way to take away so many fish, so I can only make a phone call and inform Jiang Hualong and his brothers to come over and compete.

It was getting late, and the old men also put away their fishing gear, bid farewell to Jiang Yun, and left together.

"The Xiaodao elder is a good person, he knows how to respect the old and love the young."

"That's right, he is handsome and has a good personality. Unfortunately, he is a monk. My granddaughter seems to have no chance."

"Tianyuan Daoist Temple seems to be a decent school. Master Chisong even ate grilled fish with me. They seem to be able to get married?"

"The little Daoist, it seems that he is destined to be related to my granddaughter, who of you has his WeChat account?"

"Hehehe, I added it, Old Yang, I don't have a granddaughter at home, so I can give you his WeChat account, but you have to spend some money."

"Okay, okay, I'll be the host, how about I give you the two bottles of special Moutai and two special Chinese that I saved?"

"Hey, you are really willing, but if you really succeed in matching, you will not lose money in this deal."

……

The fisherman in the live broadcast room counted the harvest for Jiang Yun at this time.

"Has anyone calculated how many fish the Taoist priest caught?"

"I did the math, and there are about 30 or more. Seven or eight of them have been divided out, and now there are more than 20."

"It's okay to have more than 20 fish, but not a single small fish. I really don't understand."

"Good guy, I haven't caught more than 20 big fish in half a month."

"It doesn't matter if the Taoist priest is lucky in fishing, he is still very skilled. I want to go to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to learn from him."

Jiang Huanong and his brother dragged their fish guards and walked over from the right.

The two laughed all the way, not knowing what they were talking about.

"Jiang Daochang, why don't you drag your fish guard out?"

"Fuck, there are so many big fish, weighing more than 100 catties, are you still human?" Jiang Huanong dragged Jiang Yun's fish guard out of the water by himself.

He and his brother looked at the big fish alive and kicking, and they were stupid at that time.

After comparing the three, Jiang Huanong's brother was at the bottom with a slight disadvantage.

"Jiang Daochang, let me tell you that my brother's black goat tastes very good. Let's release the fish and go to his house to eat roasted lamb."

"Last time I ate big goose, this time I ate roast lamb, Brother Huanong, isn't it kind of you to treat your brother like this?" Jiang Yun hesitated.

Jiang Huanong's expression was a little embarrassed.

After hesitating for a while, his brother said, "Jiang Daochang, to be honest, my black goat has become a spirit..."

Jiang Yun looked at the two of them, and suddenly realized, good guy, these two people are setting a trap for themselves.

[-]% of today's fishing is fake, and it is real to go to see the black goat.

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Chapter 191 Where did the evil spirit come from (seeking a monthly ticket)

That incident happened four days ago.

When Huanong's brothers raised big geese on the mountain, they also raised a lot of animals, such as black goats, old hens, big fat pigs, raccoon cats and so on.

That afternoon, he had something to do. After feeding the big geese, he went to the backyard to feed the black goat and the big fat pig two hours later than before.

As a result, when he came to the backyard, he felt a chill in his heart.

The black goat, which was docile in the past, stood up at this moment, walked on its hind legs, held its head high, and got into its own sheep house.

It's okay if it goes in, but the problem is that it tricked an old hen into it.

Huanong's brother didn't pay attention at that time, he went into the sheep house, added feed to the empty trough of the big black sheep, and went to feed the pigs.

The old hen flapped its wings and rushed out of the sheep house. The big black sheep didn't eat the feed for the first time, but stared at the person for a long time.

Things are normal up to this point, but the problem is that that night, Huanong Brothers' father came to the mountain to deliver vegetables to his son.

When he was sleeping at night, he saw the sheep standing up again, imitating people's walking, and bringing the chicken into the sheep house. When he woke up the next morning, the chicken died.

The state of death was quite miserable, half of the body was eaten away, and the remnant body was covered with tooth marks, which was quite scary.

From that day on, the news that the black goat had become a demon began to circulate in Jiangjia Village.