Preparing idols to slay dragons online

"Hello! Hello!" A somewhat mean boy's voice came in his ears.

Yu Shouguang turned his head and saw a...

A thin boy holding a toilet seat appeared before his eyes.

This boy who fits the image of Shanzi very much made Mishouguang's eyes twitch a few times, and there was only one thought in his mind.

"No way……"

Chapter 3 Awkward people ruin the world

It's not that Lu Mingfei wants to come here to meet his dear juniors and juniors, it's just that...

My aunt's order is too big, and my uncle has to kneel on the keyboard if he doesn't follow it. He, Lu Mingfei, has no virtue and ability, so he dares to resist the order and refuse to obey it?

However, the building materials city was quite a distance from his uncle's house. He calculated and went to the building materials city to buy a toilet seat. There was not much time left, so he had to come directly to pick up his dear brothers and sisters.

Just like that, I got off the bus and trotted all the way over, with the toilet snare around my neck... It felt like I was wearing a breastplate of holy clothes and appeared at the airport of China's fashion capital.

At any rate, he was a little restrained. When he came in, he put down the toilet seat and held it in his hand.

Lu Mingfei was still holding the white iPhone 4 that the little devil gave him, on which were the materials of Misori Mitsu and Erika, and...

It has to be said that even from the back view, Yu Shouguang's 1.8-meter-six tall man with long legs is the most beautiful boy in the crowd. Lu Mingfei recognized this guy almost immediately in the crowd. A slender junior.

Yu Shouguang is an idol star after all. When he was an idol trainee before, he trained his body to be extremely outstanding just by practicing dance. His blood and years of serious practice made his legs so long and thin that he didn't look like a Japanese at all. This is also the reason why the teachers of the Jenny Turtle Office value him so much.

because……

Yu Shouguang's long legs are a blow to the dimensionality reduction among the trainees whose thighs are thick because of kneeling and sitting!

Lu Mingfei looked enviously at this handsome and messed-up junior in front of him. You must know that even in Kassel College, none of the students are crooked. They are all handsome men and beautiful women. These peerless beauties who can rely on their looks alone for a living.

Even a slut like Fingal, who is usually out of shape, looks like a top male model walking in a Paris fashion show when he puts on a serious expression.

As a note, Finger is a full 1.8 meters tall and has a solid body.

Although Lu Mingfei doesn't know why...why Finger is like him every day, gnawing at the big pork knuckles in the cafeteria at night, and I haven't seen him exercise before, but he can still have a body that can be called toned muscles!

In general, just like Lu Mingfei always has a list of beautiful women in his heart, he also has a list of handsome men and beautiful men in his heart.

And Yu Shouguang, the junior whom he met for the first time, is one of the top three handsome men in Lu Shuanzai's list of handsome men and handsome men.

"..." Yu Shouguang was a little silent at this moment.

Lu Mingfei misunderstood, thinking that Yu Shouguang scared the new junior brother because of the toilet in his hand, he smiled sarcastically, "I'm sorry... I just bought a toilet seat and came here .”

Suddenly he thought again, it seems that the information on the phone shows that the juniors and juniors seem to be from Japan...

That shouldn't be mandarin... right?

Immediately, Lu Mingfei looked at Yu Shouguang who had been silent for a while, and said in the broken Japanese he learned in Japanese manga, "You are so anxious, hello..."

Yu Shouguang's face trembled, and then he said helplessly in Mandarin, "Brother... you should communicate with us in Mandarin..."

"Ah?" Lu Mingfei was taken aback when he heard Yu Shouguang's correct accent, "Hey junior brother, aren't you Japanese?"

"Erika and I taught ourselves..." Misho Mitsu said helplessly.

What he said is naturally half true and half false, and the false part is naturally his self-taught part. He was a pure Chinese in his previous life, and he didn't need to learn it by himself.

The real part is for Erika to learn this part. I know that I want to go to Kassel College. Kassel College has implemented cultural education for many years for the next few important actions in China. Mitsuko naturally wants to teach Erika .

Erika's study results in the past three months are very good, at least, she can communicate in general. As for those Chinese slang and Chinese idioms, it can only be said that Erika still has room for improvement in this area.

Only then did Lu Mingfei notice that behind the 1.8-meter-six Yu Shouguang, there was a petite figure...

His long red hair, pink face, and bright facial features made him feel dazed for a moment.

"Nonuo..." he murmured subconsciously.

But in Eliyi's eyes, Lu Mingfei at this moment is like a pig brother, showing some kind of "idiot" expression to her.

Immediately, she subconsciously shrank behind Yu Shouguang.

Although Yu Shouguang was prepared in his heart, after all, Uesugi Koshi's mother, Charlotte Chen, is from the Chen family in China. According to blood relationship, Eriyi belongs to Chen Motong's cousin, and both of them have red hair and red eyes. It was inevitable that Lu Mingfei would admit his mistake.

Although Eiliyi is Eiliyi, Chen Motong is Chen Motong.

But he still felt a little uneasy...

"Ah Guang... this person is so strange..." Erika whispered to Mishouguang.

Soon, Lu Mingfei came to his senses.

After all, Chen Motong and Eliyi are not identical twin sisters, but cousins. They are cousins ​​separated by two generations. They just have red hair and red pupils, but they don't look exactly alike. .

He soon realized that Eliyi was not Chen Motong.

Hearing what Eriyi said to Yu Shouguang again, he suddenly coughed a few times in embarrassment, and said dryly, "Your words are really good..."

Yu Shouguang subconsciously said, "Each each other..."

But soon, he realized how embarrassing what he said was.

Lu Mingfei is not Japanese like he is now, but a pure Chinese. Isn't it normal that Lu Mingfei speaks well?

Lu Mingfei was also embarrassed. He didn't expect that he would meet an opponent in terms of awkward chat.

In fact, Mishouguang was a lonely person in his previous life, and he was often alone in this life, which led to his poor communication skills...

It's okay to chat with people close to you, but chatting with people you don't know well, you will be like Lu Mingfei...

Nonsense.

How does it feel when two people who can only chat awkwardly talk together?

It's just ruining the world!

"Let me introduce myself first..." Lu Mingfei laughed a few times, and quickly changed the subject.

"My name is Lu Mingfei... Kassel College's 09 Department of Dragon History, you can call me Brother Lu..."

Yu Shouguang didn't have much resistance to calling Lu Shouzai Senior Brother Lu, after all, no matter in his previous life or in this life, his birth date was much later than Lu Mingfei's.

In his previous life, he was born in 95, while Lu Mingfei was born in 91. In this life, he was registered as born in 93, two years younger than Lu Mingfei.

So there is absolutely nothing wrong with calling Lu Mingfei Senior Brother.

"Mitsumi...the major he chose is alchemy chemistry." Mitsumi introduced himself.

In line with the idea of ​​having the skill of "alchemy (proficiency)", you can be lazy and pass the major subject without studying much, so Mimori chose alchemical chemistry as a major.

He thought that he had chosen alchemical chemistry, and the professional courses would be almost related to alchemy. In fact, after he entered school, he still needed to study liberal arts subjects such as dragon history and spirituality.

and……

He probably didn't know that in Kassel College, the Department of Alchemy and Chemistry has always been known as the major for the preparation of members of the Equipment Department. 99% of the students who choose this major will choose to join the bomb maniacs in the Equipment Department after graduation. The new bomb maniac.

"Alchemy chemistry is good!" Lu Mingfei continued to smile awkwardly, and then praised dryly.

Mishouguang smiled along with him stiffly.

"This is..." Lu Mingfei looked at Erika who was somewhat similar to the little witch. At this moment, he had completely understood that Erika was completely different from the little witch.

Eliyi is a well-behaved girl, she will never... jump off like Chen Motong.

"This is..." Misori Mitsu subconsciously clenched Erika's little hand, and then said seriously, "My girlfriend is called Uesugi Erika..."

Lu Mingfei just felt that he ate a mouthful of dog food for no reason, and he couldn't help complaining in his heart, who can't tell that you two are a couple, as for letting him eat dog food like this?

Eri also stood up obediently and politely at this moment and said, "Hello Senior Brother Lu, my name is Uesugi Eri."

Chapter 4 The so-called green tea with dogs_________

"What major is that junior sister?" Lu Mingfei continued to ask in embarrassment.

"Dragon language and language system." Erika thought for a while, and then said.

In fact, Uesugi Koshi and Minamoto have been thinking about this major for a long time. For this reason, Uesugi Koshi even pulled down his old face and asked Anger, who was often hunted down by him, what major is suitable for Erika.

Uesugi Yue would rather his precious daughter not go to school than Erika would be troubled by her studies.

In the end, considering that Erika's body was eroded by the blood of the ancient dragon, she would unconsciously say the dragon text, although now her body is no longer eroded by the dragon's blood because of the half of the White King's authority, so now Eri Liyi can speak normally, instead of speaking Long Wen.

But after all, Eliyi once had such muscle memory, coupled with the authority of the White King, what Eriyi was given was not only powerful strength and physical recovery, but also knowledge from the dragon clan.

Therefore, Eriyi probably has a special talent for the language and philology of the Dragon Clan. In order to make her more comfortable playing games in school, she helped her choose this major.

"Hey! Are you sure who your mentor is?" Lu Mingfei's eyes lit up, and he asked eagerly.

He probably quite hoped that Mitsumi and Erika would choose Guderian, but...

"Erika and I will probably choose Professor Toyama Masashi..." Mimori Mitsu said immediately.

"Ah..." Lu Mingfei almost forgot that there are Japanese professors in the college. To be honest, if there are Chinese professors in the college and he can choose the professor, he will probably choose the same Chinese professor. professor.

It's not that his tutor, Guderian, is not good. Guderian is so nice to Lu Mingfei. After all, who has ever seen a tutor help a student to do everything possible to pass the major course.

Except for Lu Mingfei's excellent performance in the Three Gorges Operation and the extra points in the practical class, other subjects were terrible. Even so, he still only failed two courses...

Instead of hanging it all, Guderian has a large part of the credit for it.

Including giving him study counseling in his spare time, and giving advice on writing a thesis at the end of the semester, it is Guderian's full affection for him as a teacher and student.

When Lu Mingfei was eating a pork knuckle late at night, he thought of Professor Guderian's devotion to him, and felt very ashamed for a moment.

He thought to himself at the time, Lu Mingfei can't do it, you are like this, are you worthy of your mentor's hard training for you? !

Just when he learned from the pain that night and planned to study hard the next day, when he got up the next day and looked at the textbook that was profoundly like dragon characters, he resolutely chose to lie flat and played "StarCraft" all afternoon.

But no matter how you say it, Guderian was so nice to Lu Mingfei that he had nothing to say.

but……

If you have a choice, it is better to choose a tutor from your own country.

"Senior brother Lu, what are you going to do now?" Yu Shouguang looked at Lu Mingfei's outfit and seemed to remember something.

To be honest, it has been 18 years since he came to this world. In his previous life, he also read the book "Dragon Clan" in middle school. Later, he even forgot the book "Dragon Clan" because the original author dragged it on for too long.

After a full 20 years, it is difficult for anyone to remember all the plots of the Internet.

That's why Mishou Mitsu didn't remember the plot at all when facing the calculations of Jiu Toku Mai and the others, so he was calculated.

It's the same now, he can only remember the general plot, and now seeing Lu Mingfei's outfit, he suddenly thought that Lu Mingfei should go to this meeting...

That middle school reunion.

It was said to be a middle school reunion, but it was actually a marriage proposal where Zhao Menghua, Lu Mingfei's scumbag classmate in high school, abandoned Chen Wenwen, the goddess Lu Mingfei had a crush on in high school, and proposed to another green tea piano goddess, Liu Miaomiao.

Yu Shouguang didn't understand at all why a scumbag like Zhao Menghua had a happy ending in the original plot, reunited with Chen Wenwen, and even got married directly.

So he was particularly impressed with this episode, which came from the resentment of a solo mother who has been single for 20 years.

But think about it, Zhao Menghua, Liu Miaomiao, and Chen Wenwen are all villains.

Needless to say, Zhao Menghua, a scumbag who likes the new and hates the old, has nothing to say about dumping Chen Wenwen. After all, things like feelings cannot be forced, but judging from the original plot, he is considered cheating.

Before she and Chen Wenwen made a clear relationship, she had an affair with Liu Miaomiao.

Liu Miaomiao is obviously a green tea junior who meddles in other people's relationships, so there is nothing to regret.

Chen Wenwen is not a good thing either, she has been using Lu Mingfei all the time, she hangs on Lu Mingfei from the beginning to the end, let Lu Mingfei do so many things for her, and finally kicks Lu Mingfei away.

This is a typical white lotus, a white lotus bitch.

When Chen Wenwen and Zhao Menghua were together, they were like scumbag Bai Lian, a perfect match.

"That's right!" Lu Mingfei just remembered that he was going to attend the high school reunion that Chen Wenwen mentioned!

"But..." He looked at Mishouguang and Erika again, "Do you have a place to stay?"

He asked eagerly. It could be seen that Lu Mingfei was a kind-hearted person, and he really wanted to be a good senior brother.

Yu Shouguang was stunned for a while, and then said, "Erika and I will stay in the hotel first, but senior brother..."

"Where are you going? Shall we take you in a taxi?"

For some reason, he didn't think much of Lu Mingfei going to that moth-hunting class reunion.