Does this work too?

"Hezhen, don't you want to watch?" Leng Mo asked Sato Kazuma subtly, with a caring expression on his face, after all, Sato Kazuma, no matter how hard he gets hit, he will be fine after a while.

The funny man is not bragging!

"Oh, here we come."

Sure enough, Kazuma Sato regained his composure on the spot, got up from the ground and sat down, his face-changing speed was amazing.

There is even a kind of death, so don't struggle.

The theatrical version begins.

A picture of blue sky, white clouds, green mountains and green clouds came into view, and then the explosion magic gradually appeared in the distance of the mountain peak.

A violent explosion sounded after a slight delay, and then the screen changed to the Adventurer's Guild.

Sato Kazuma, Aqua, Darkness, and Megumin sat at the table.

Seeing this, Sato Kazuma looked excited, grabbed Leng Mo at the side and shouted loudly.

"Oh oh oh oh! Is this my future teammate? They are all beauties! Except for Akuya who is mentally retarded, the rest must be my harem, right! Right!!"

"..."

From which eye do you see that they are your harem?

There are too many places to vomit, and I don't know how to vomit.

Leng Mo was confused by Sato Hezhen and didn't know where to complain, and finally raised his hand and patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Hezhen, the most important thing for a person is to have self-knowledge. You have to understand that you are the protagonist of a comedy show, not others. of."

"..."

Hearing this, Sato Kazuma calmed down instantly, as if he understood something, and then looked at Leng Mo with horror.

"Maji's hissing-!! Is there no one who likes me?!"

"Don't worry, no one likes you."

"No—! Then... who is this petite girl with black hair?"

"Ah, that's Hui Hui, a magician of the Crimson Demon Clan, with super magic."

"Oh! Isn't this a good teammate!"

"But you can only use magic once a day."

"..."

The air became quiet for a while, Ken Kaneki and Tatsumi looked at Sato Kazuma as if they were watching the show, as if to say please start your performance.

"Moji?" Sato Kazuma looked at Leng Mo with a face of cold sweat and asked.

"Maji must die." Leng Mo answered affirmatively mercilessly, shattering the last sliver of fantasy of Sato and Zhen.

"What kind of magician is this—!!"

Sato Kazuma twisted his face while holding his hands, perfectly interpreting what is called "Scream".

Then he pointed to Darkness in the screen and asked:

"Then! What about this blond beauty with big breasts? She must be a strong teammate!!"

"That's Darkness, a powerful crusader who can withstand any attack. He's a nobleman, and his family is super rich!"

"Great!"

"It's a pity that she is an M, a masochist, a slut, who likes all kinds of shameful PLAY, and has zero attack power. As long as she is aiming at anything, she will definitely miss it, even in front of her eyes."

"..."

"..."

"..."

In an instant, Sato Kazuma's eyes lost their brightness, and they sat on the ground messy in the wind.

After listening to Leng Mo's words, not only Sato Kazuma fell silent, but also Kaneki Ken and Tatsumi fell silent.

What teammates are these?

There is no one in a million, a thousand gold is hard to find, and ordinary people simply cannot gather such a powerful configuration.

In the end Kaneki Ken patted Sato Kazuma on the shoulder in a complicated mood, looking with emotion and sympathy.

"Kazuma, be strong."

"Wow!"

Hearing this, Sato Kazuma burst into tears on the spot, covering his mouth and sitting on the ground sobbing, feeling like he couldn't afford to fall.

"Life isn't worth it..."

He really cried, crying so sadly.

Leng Mo couldn't help but hold back his smile when he saw it, he couldn't hurt Sato and Zhen's fragile heart again.

Then I couldn't hold back anymore.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! I laughed so hard!!"

"..."

Chapter 12 Yoshi, I'd better jump off the building.

"Don't make trouble, it's started. Do you want to see it?"

Leng Mo laughed enough, although he was very sympathetic, he really couldn't help it.This is a sand sculpture show, and I laugh every time I see it, especially when I meet the parties.

I'm afraid only the person involved can bear this...

"Hi... here we come..."

Sato and Makoto held back tears and looked up again.

Then the plot unfolded, Yoyo appeared on the stage and said that she would marry Sato Kazuma.

Kazuma couldn't help it anymore, and became excited on the spot.

"Oh oh oh! Who is this Yoyo!? That's great, I knew my future was full of spring!"

"You can tell after reading it. She just misunderstood here, and I think she thinks you are a pervert from the bottom of her heart. After all, you can deal with scum that girls can kick with all their strength."

"..."

In an instant, Hezhen shed tears of emotion, and even couldn't help but thank Leng Mo.

"Thank you very much for such a detailed explanation, even I can feel the courage to kick girls with all my might..."

Seeing Kazuma like this, Ken Kaneki and Tatsumi didn't know how to comfort him for a while.

I have never seen this kind of situation before, it is really the kind of rare, rare, one in a million, once in a thousand years, unexpected situation.

But it doesn't matter!

He Zhen's thick skin is not ordinary, this little thing can't defeat him at all.

After learning from the pain, Hezhen gritted his teeth and insisted that he could no longer be tied up.

The screen continues.

In the back, Kazuma and the four came to the Scarlet Devil Township and were besieged by female half-orcs.

The thick and powerful female half-orc rushed towards Hezhen like a flood.

Numerous female half-orcs ran, screaming with love in their eyes.

"Oh man! It's a man!! Come and play with us for two days, that's the harem, let you taste the joy of ascending to heaven. I want to have children with you, the first one wants a boy, sixty males, four Ten females. Then, in the white room with sea view, make out with me every day."

Kazuma in front frantically ran for his life, and screamed in reply.

"Please allow me to refuse!...This is the first time I have rejected a woman's invitation and cried...Don't come here, don't come here! I want to go home! I don't play anymore! I want to go home!"

As soon as this happened, everyone present couldn't hold back anymore. Kaneki Ken and Tatsumi couldn't help but tremble slightly when they took the Coke, but Kazuma held back the tears and shook his hands, lowered his head, not to let himself cry.

It was so scary and embarrassing, I couldn't help but use my feet to dig out the three rooms and one living room.

At this time, Kaneki Ken smiled with emotion while shaking.

"Kazuma, trust me, I will never laugh at you... poof!"

"I'm sorry, I really didn't expect this to happen, I couldn't hold back when I was caught off guard."

Ken Kaneki took a sip, shook his shoulders and looked sideways at Kazuma, who lowered his head and trembled and cried.

And Tatsumi looked at Kazuma seriously, and said earnestly:

"Kazuma, your dream has come true, and you have the harem you wanted."

"You guys did it on purpose! You definitely did it on purpose! In this situation, tell me what the harem is! I don't want this kind of harem! I'm too difficult! I'm under too much pressure! No matter how you think about it, it's not right! It's not right! God TM woman The half-orcs squeezed it, nothing happened at all, don't make it feel like I have already sacrificed!"

He was so angry that he slapped the ground hard, regardless of the pain in his hands, just to vent.His mouth chugs like Gatlin, and he can't stop at all.

"Is this a life in another world? It's hell! It's definitely hell! And I'm like this, where are my teammates! Where's my teammates!? One of them passed out because of the extinction of the male half-orcs, The other magic couldn't be cast, and finally the mentally retarded goddess didn't move a bit while watching the show. Wreeeeeeeeee! Do you know I'm in pain! I'll wash the seaweed!!"

"Even if you say that, I can't help it..." Leng Mo couldn't help but look at He Zhen, it's not his fault.

"Ahhh! If I didn't think that this computer is still useful, I would definitely kill it with a sword!"

Kazuma screamed crazily, he felt that he was dead, socially dead, this kind of black history would happen in the future, and it was drawn into the animation, this animation is for people to watch!

In other words, he is dead without a whole body!

Seeing He Zhen's misery, Leng Mo took a deep breath and couldn't help looking at him, and comforted him earnestly.

"Kazuma, you have to hold on!"

"This tells me how to hold on!"

"I mean it's worse behind you."

"..."

puff!

puff!

Jin Muyan and Tazmi who were next to them couldn't bear it anymore when they heard Leng Mo's words, and spewed out a mouthful of Coke, so scared that they quickly picked up paper towels and wiped the floor.

"I'm going to kill you, stranger!"

It collapsed, and Kazuma really collapsed this time. I have never seen someone who can make up swords so well. It’s okay to not be comforted at all. I also give myself penetration and critical strikes, and direct weak point attacks. The effect is outstanding.

At the moment when it reached the critical point, Leng Mo asked subtly: "Are you still watching?"

"Look! Why don't you look! I've already seen this, and I'm already dead. Is there anything else that can hurt me!"

Kazuma had already given up thinking, just gritted his teeth and read on.

After all, they have all died here, so it would be too bad not to watch it.

I'm dead, I have nothing to fear.

Filled with affirmation, He Zhen looked at the computer again.

The next plot is the experience of going to Huihui's house. When seeing the poor situation of Huihui's family, Hezhen was speechless, especially Huihui's mother's methods...

But it doesn't matter!

It doesn't matter what happens to Hui Hui's family!

The important thing is that this place has no pitfalls, which is great!

It's just disgusting when I wake up in the morning and touch Huihui's hand...

Is it my delusion?

Why do Ah Mo and the others look at me like they are looking at scum?

Kazuma, who sensed something was wrong, immediately lay on the ground in despair.

"I'm desperate! I'm really desperate! Is the person in the picture me? How can I be such a scumbag? Am I a scumbag in my heart?"

"Don't look at me! Look at the picture! Don't look! Don't look!"

Hezhen cried loudly, obviously he was already dead and couldn't die anymore, but why did he feel dead again.

"Then let's continue watching."