That's not a game

"Don't worry, I will teach you etiquette. But the contract of being a human being is more than that. Next is the third contract."

"Um……"

"The third contract, when you are a human being, don't shoot and hurt others at will."

"Why? From my observation of human beings, there are also many cases of fighting."

"There are indeed such people, but I don't want Mr. Zhongli to become such a person."

Zhong Li frowned slightly, then nodded slowly, "Well...it's up to you."

"Then there is a fourth contract. Don't reveal your real body at will to avoid attracting other demon gods, otherwise it will be troublesome."

"Well, this contract is beneficial and harmless to me, and I can accept it."

"Okay, Mr. Zhongli, then these are the only contracts for the time being. I will mention any contracts in the future when I think of them. In addition, those who violate the contract will be punished by eating rocks."

Lin Xiaoge clapped his hands, indicating that Zhongli could go home.

The latter was taken aback, and got up to follow Lin Xiaoge back home.

However, as soon as he got up, his eyes fell on the back hill of the village.

There, a blue shadow flashed past.

"Mr. Zhongli, what's wrong?"

Lin Xiaoge sensed that something was wrong with Zhongli, so she asked.

"You should feel it, the gaze just now was mainly on you." Zhong Li replied to Lin Xiaoge in this way.

The latter was taken aback for a moment, then smiled, "Don't worry, it's just a child who doesn't understand the world."

"Really? Then it has nothing to do with me."

Zhong Li followed Lin Xiaoge and walked towards the medicine house together.

And at the back of the mountain, the Ice Qilin girl hid behind a boulder, carefully patted the two proudly developed little sweet buns on her chest, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's so dangerous, but fortunately, I was only seen by that perverted man with his butt exposed. If the doctor sees it, he will definitely think that I am some perverted unicorn who has been addicted to his seductive fantasy. I am Gan Lin, am I not?" That pervert! Hmph!"

"Speaking of which... this doctor is also very good-looking... Unfortunately, he is a pervert, not worthy of me."

Chapter 9 Zhongli: I grew up eating soil, what kind of punishment do I fear for eating rocks?

"This is your dinner today, Mr. Zhongli."

Lin Xiaoge shook the corners of her eyes, and put a stone in Zhongli's rice bowl without any fluctuations in her expression.

The latter looked at the stone in his bowl, remained silent for a long time, and then asked, "I didn't violate the contract, why should I be punished for eating the rock?"

"No breach of the contract? Why did you go to the house of a married girl to take a bath, and then ran out wearing a piece of underwear after taking a bath? Are you telling me that there is no breach of the contract?!"

As Lin Xiaoge gasped, he scooped up another spoonful of sand and poured it into Zhongli's rice bowl, scooping up ten percent.

Obviously, Lin Xiaoge was really angry.

After all, he just watched Zhongli walk out from the little lady without clothes.

Zhong Li looked at the khaki-colored stones and sand in the bowl, remained silent for a long time, picked up his chopsticks, and began to chew slowly.

He did violate the contract, but this was mainly because he didn't have much idea about keeping the contract.

Probably, it was because this contract could not bring him anything practical.

This is like a child.

You want children not to cry or make trouble, but children are not really so well-behaved.

But if you give a child a candy to stop crying, he will probably cry again after a while and cheat another candy from you.

This is probably the case with Zhongli's current situation. He didn't abide by the concept of the contract, because that didn't allow him to gain anything practically.

Lin Xiaoge understood this very well, so he chose not to give Zhongli candy, but to give Zhongli dirt.

What should I do if the child is crying and fussing?

Most likely it was due to a slap, a slap would have been enough, Lin Xiaoge's slap was to make Zhongli eat dirt.

For candy?

That's not Lin Xiaoge's style, he never pampers children.

But even so, Lin Xiaoge couldn't help laughing when he saw Zhongli in front of him start eating dirt bit by bit as if resigning himself to his fate.

"Mr. Zhongli, is there any good sand in this rock and soil?"

"I am the demon god of rocks. Eating rocks does not taste good to me, nor is it a punishment."

Zhongli replied calmly, thinking about it, he was largely not worried about the so-called punishment of eating rocks, because he could eat dirt.

Lin Xiaoge smiled lightly, then asked, "Does Mr. Zhongli know what I usually eat?"

Zhong Li was taken aback, raised his head and asked, "What's the matter?"

"There are steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, stewed pig, stewed duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted su pansi... ..."

Zhong Li was silent. He looked at the rocks in the bowl that he had bitten several times. Hearing the name of the dish reported by Lin Xiaoge, Long Sheng felt for the first time that the soil was not so delicious.

For the first time, I felt that the punishment of eating rocks was indeed a punishment.

So, he stopped chewing the clod in his mouth, spit out the clod, looked directly at Lin Xiaoge, and said very calmly and seriously.

"I don't want to eat dirt anymore, doctor."

"Oh, what does that have to do with me? You violated the contract. You can only eat dirt tonight. If you want to eat delicious food, we'll see how you behave tomorrow."

"Uh..." Zhong Li lowered his head, stuffed the soil he had just spit out back into his mouth, and continued to eat.

Seeing his honest appearance, Lin Xiaoge couldn't help laughing, shook his head and said, "After dinner, I will treat you, don't worry."

Zhongli paused for eating dirt, then nodded invisibly, and was about to continue eating dirt.

It's just that when he picked up a relatively hard stone and was about to chew it carefully in his mouth, he couldn't help being stunned, and turned his head to look at the window of the medicine hut not far away.

That was the direction of the village entrance, and it was also the location where Zhongli fainted yesterday.

Obviously, Zhongli felt something.

But he just glanced at it and turned his head indifferently.

Obviously, Zhong Li didn't need to care about that sudden thing.

After all, those were just some resentful monsters caused by the war of the demon gods, and Zhongli didn't need to care about them.

Even so, that was largely caused by him.

After all, he is a powerful demon god, and many existences were defeated or died in his hands.

And those existences are quite extraordinary, their death formed this kind of unwilling resentment, following the instinct of life, they searched for Zhongli.

Lin Xiaoge frowned slightly, and said to Zhongli, "Why don't you solve the thing you attracted?"

"why?"

Zhong Li slightly raised his eyebrows with a puzzled tone.

Obviously, Zhong Li didn't understand why Lin Xiaoge cared about some monsters born of resentment.

But Lin Xiaoge understood that Zhongli didn't care, to a large extent, because he felt that these monsters couldn't hurt him at all, and it wasn't worth him doing anything.

But it was also this that made Lin Xiaoge a little annoyed, and gradually became a little dissatisfied when he looked at Zhongli's eyes.

"The monster you attracted may be something that you can just clap your hands to solve, but for the people in this village, it is a disaster."

"What does it have to do with me? Human beings are no different from underground ants to the demon god."

"But these monsters were attracted by you, and this is your responsibility."

Lin Xiaoge squinted at Zhongli and said so seriously.

He noticed that the Morax in front of him didn't have the so-called sense of responsibility at all.

The other party...is the real demon god-Morax, not the future rock king-Morax.

Zhong Li, who was eating dirt, choked, slightly frowned and said, "Responsibility?"

"Yes, responsibility. Perhaps the demon gods have their own moral code, or you demon gods have no so-called moral code at all.

But since you are not a demon god now, but Zhongli as a human being.Then... you need to abide by the moral code of human beings. "Lin Xiaoge said seriously.

Although he is not a very good person, he also has a ruler in his heart to measure himself.

And responsibility is something that Lin Xiaoge never wants to escape.

Zhong Li chewed the clod in his mouth and swallowed it in one gulp.Then, Cai just said very seriously, "But this is not in the contract, I don't need to abide by it."

"Since this is the case, there is now a fifth contract."

"The fifth contract, as a person, you need to bear your own responsibilities. Now, hurry up and get rid of the guy you attracted."

Zhongli was silent for a long time, before he asked, "Then...do you still eat dirt tonight?"

Lin Xiaoge was taken aback for a moment, and after a while, he burst out laughing.

"Don't eat dirt, I'll give you something delicious."

Chapter 10 Zhongli: The punishment of eating rocks is really terrible.

"What to eat?"

Lin Xiaoge was very generous, because Zhongli quickly eliminated all the monsters at the gate of the village.

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, stewed pig, stewed duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su Pansi... "

"What about the name of the dish?"

Lin Xiaoge interrupted Zhongli directly, and the latter glanced at Lin Xiaoge, his eyes did not fluctuate, but they were inexplicably innocent.

Because, the name of the dish was not given by Zhong Libao, and his memory is not that good.

Only then did Lin Xiaoge react, and he looked in the direction of the voice with a little hesitation.

There, a blue-haired girl was lying on the window, looking at this side eagerly, with a little transparent body fluid flowing from the corner of her mouth. It was not until Lin Xiaoge looked over with a slightly strange gaze that she quickly recovered and said seriously: .

"I... I'm here for revenge, Doctor! I'm not here to make you cook!"

"Clam?"

"Langzhong, bet on my dignity as an ice unicorn, come and fight me!"

"I'm going to make twice-cooked pork with green bamboo shoots, do you want to eat it together?"

"I'm here to fight! I repeat, I'm not kidding! I'm not here to eat!"

"Oh, I also prepared some sweet flowers mixed with Qingxin, do you want to eat?"

"what!"……

"So, doctor, why did you keep her here? She obviously didn't do anything, why can she have dinner with us?"

Zhong Li looked at the third person at the dinner table, couldn't help frowning, and asked.

He was a little unhappy, because this meal was obtained only after he destroyed those resentful monsters, and this ice unicorn girl sat at the dinner table like him without doing anything.

This feeling of being prostituted for nothing made Zhongli feel a little uncomfortable.

Lin Xiaoge was taken aback, and glanced at the ice unicorn girl who was eager to try the cold salad on the table, then at Zhongli who was expressionless, touched her chin and asked, "Because she is cuter than you?"

Zhongli froze, unable to refute, he could only nod his head, "That makes sense..."

"So, what's your name? It can't be called ice cream, right?"

Lin Xiaoge sat down, looked at the Bing Qilin girl who had already started to chew cold salad, and asked again.

The latter hesitated, chewed vigorously, finally swallowed the Qingxin in his mouth, and then replied, "Gan Lin, this is my name."

"Ganlin?"

Lin Xiaoge rubbed his chin. Inevitably, he thought of Gan Yu, another half-immortal beast girl who was only a word away from the Bing Qilin girl.

Moreover, according to the timeline, Gan Yu may have been born at this time.

So, he asked bluntly, "Do you know Gan Yu?"