Play well and hang up?

Wuchen said: "I want to join the Abyss Cult, join the Abyss Cult, wouldn't Ying's mission be completed directly?

At that time, I will give an order, and the Abyss Cult will attack Mond City. From then on, I will punch Di Luke and kick Kaia. From then on, I will be the king of Mond City. Amber in my left hand and piano in my right. Isn’t it beautiful? "

Amber said angrily, "You've been arrested!"

"Cuff!"

Paimon said: "This person is absolutely amazing!"

Paimon said: "So Amber, when you take the exam... please be sure to increase the difficulty."

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Amber said: "Don't worry, in order to prevent travelers from accidentally injuring others, I will definitely teach travelers with the standards of flying champions."

"Well, then I'm relieved."

Wuchen pinched Paimeng's small face and said, "Why are you different from the original plot?"

"God, God please tell me..."

"By the way, this flight guide is for you. Although you don't need to memorize it, you still need to familiarize yourself with it.

For example, two people are not allowed to share a Wing of Wind, it is not allowed to take off with heavy objects beyond the specifications, it is not allowed to use wind slimes to take off, etc..."

"In short, you should read it carefully. When Lisa taught me magic, she also asked me to read a lot of thick books first."

Paimon said: "It looks so thick, there's nothing I can do about it, anyway, let's read it first."

"Could you please stop putting on a cheerful face?"

"You guys read the books first. I have some time in the morning, and in the afternoon, we will go to the Land of Wind."

"Wind from the land? How to get there?"

"How to get there? Of course, it's teleported by the idol. You can't walk there, it's too far away."

"It turns out that you can also use idols."

"Of course I can use the statue. As long as you are the owner of the God's Eye, you can use the statue to teleport. But the premise is to touch the statue first to unlock it."

Wu Chen wondered, "What about the other functions? Backpacks, maps, time pause, etc."

"I don't have those special functions. I haven't heard of them."

"That's it."

"Well, then you read the book first, and I'll go to work first."

"Don't worry, it's fine."

Amber went to work, Paimon said, "Are you confident?"

"Do you know what time suspension is?"

Paimon said, "Cheating, this is it!"

Open the flight guide that Amber gave him, and there are many rules densely listed on it.

1. Please confirm your physical and mental health before flying.

2. Please take advantage of the wind field or higher terrain when taking off.

3. When flying with Wing of Wind, please pay attention to the wind force and direction to maintain flight balance.

4. Please pay attention to the air traffic conditions, and use Windwing to travel on the date specified in the flight license number.

5. Please pay attention to maintain balance when landing, and put away the wind wings at a safe height.

6. Do not use Wing of Wind after drinking!

Wuchen said: "It's only a few, I thought there were at least a few dozen."

Ying said: "It is not the rules that can control people, but the people themselves. If you don't want to abide by the rules, then no matter how many and strict the rules are, there will still be people who violate the laws."

"Makes sense."

Below are a few more examples of Wings of Wind violations leading to accidents.

In order to make his daughter happy, Rudolph, a citizen of Mond, jumped from the two-story building of his house with wings of wind, causing a fracture of his left leg bone and contusion of his hip muscles on the spot.

Miss Lily almost lost a complete father.Rudolph was warned and suspended from flying for one year.

Paimon said: "It's so miserable, this person almost died."

There are a few more examples below. For example, an adventurer named Alice took off with a wind slime, performed acrobatics at high altitudes in Mond City, and was finally punished by the leader Qin.

There is also a bard named Joser who plays the lyre and sings poetry while using the Wing of Wind.

In the end, I don't know if it was because playing the piano was too ugly, so I fell into the wishing pool.He was eventually banned from flying for five years and sentenced to three months of compulsory public service.

Wait, wait, there are many such cases.

Paimon said: "The last person couldn't be punished by the wind god Barbatos because he played the piano too badly."

Wu Chen said: "Very likely, look at this person, who fell from such a height, only had a little skin trauma, it's unbelievable, I don't believe that this matter has nothing to do with Fengshen."

But this one named Alice, why is the name so familiar...

"By the way, we agreed today to go mushroom picking with Xiaoling."

"Yeah, I almost forgot."

Wu Chen said: "I still have to ask this little girl carefully, how did Uncle Wang know that I picked it? Could it be that she betrayed me?"

Paimon said: "Based on universal rationality, it is possible."

"Xiaoling, just wait for me, quack quack..."

"You're smiling like a bad guy."

Xiaoling's home, Wuchen is very familiar, the same recipe, the same taste.

Knocked on Xiaoling's window.

"Here...you are here, so you can't come in through the door?"

Wuchen said: "I'm sorry, your house is too small, and the aisle is also very small. I feel very depressed when I come in through the door."

Xiaoling said: "...I'm really sorry that my family is so small."

Shrugging helplessly, what he said was really true. The buildings in the original game were basically magnificent.

But games are games after all. In reality, it is impossible for every ordinary person's home to be so big and luxurious.

It may not feel like a place where you live, but from a third perspective, it looks very small.

"By the way, Xiaoling, let me ask you a question. This question determines whether I want to spank your ass."

Xiaoling said: "Eh!?" She covered her hips with both hands, "Why did you spank my butt?"

"Yesterday, you asked me to take the mushrooms from Uncle Wang's house, but Uncle Wang went to the investigative knight Amber this morning to complain to me, saying that I stole their mushrooms.

I wondered, how did he know that I took it?Did you say that? "

Xiao Ling quickly shook her head and said, "I didn't say it, I didn't say it!"

"It's not what you said, who said it?"

"I, I don't know... Maybe Xiao Ai said it."

"Xiao Ai? Who is Xiao Ai?"

"Xiao Ai is my best friend. I told her about this alone... But I told her clearly not to tell anyone... And I remember that Xiao Ai didn't know Grandpa Wang either."

Paimon said: "It may not be her, it may be that she told others, and then the news spread to Uncle Wang's ears."

Chapter 92 The little girl picking mushrooms

Paimon crossed his arms and looked like I understood.

"Man, [don't tell anyone] this kind of thing is the most unreliable thing, think about it, you can't help but tell others.

How can others resist spreading the word? "

Xiaoling felt that Paimon's words were very reasonable, and she was very ashamed, and said, "Yes, I'm sorry..."

Wu Chen said: "Forget it, it's nothing, it's just a complaint, when I'm going to leave, I'll take a few sweet flowers raised by Uncle Wang's family on the way."

"Hey, it's not an apology, but it's even worse?"

"This is an adventurer! The so-called adventurer wants to take away all the valuable things from the owner's house while the owner is away.

It doesn't even matter if they are at home, as long as you say, [This is all for the sake of the demon king] or [For justice], it doesn't matter if you take valuable things away in front of them. "

"Isn't this theft? No, it's worse than theft. It's obvious robbery!"

"This is all for justice, and justice must prevail!"

"Eh!!"

Suddenly, Xiaoling laughed with a "puchi" and said, "Thank you, sister."

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"Since my parents passed away, I haven't laughed like this again. Sister, you made a joke on purpose to make me happy. Thank you so much."

"I... yes, that's what I think, you're welcome!"

Paimon said, "You actually admitted it brazenly!"

"Sister, let's go." Xiaoling packed up, and the two left together.

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"Good morning, hero!"

"Good morning, Brave!"

As soon as they walked out of the gate of Mond, the two knights greeted each other with admiration.

"Hello knights, knights have worked hard."

There are two such big people, and there is still a look of excitement and longing in the eyes, which makes Paimeng want to complain. ,

"Xiaoling, wait for me first."

In the early morning, there was no one on the bridge, and Timmy didn't know where to go to play.

Wu Chen was very disappointed.Far away, he directly missed a big move.

"Giggle..."

The pigeons had no time to fly away, and one by one they turned into poultry meat and fell down.

"Heroes!!" The knights shouted in amazement and praise!

Paimon lowered his head, speechless for a long time, and said, "Poor pigeon, travelers bully you, even knights bully you, it's so pitiful."

Saliva dripped from the corners of his eyes, and he said, "Let the benevolent Paimeng relieve you."

He quickly collected the poultry meat.

Looking at this scene, Xiaoling's eyes widened and she was dumbfounded.

"Sister, sister, why did you kill these pigeons..."

"Because I like to eat pigeon meat."

"Yes, but isn't it a good idea to do so..."

"Come back and make chicken stewed mushrooms for you."

Chicken Stew with Mushrooms! ?Xiaoling swallowed a mouthful of saliva, I'm sorry, big pigeon, it's not that Xiaoling doesn't want to help you, but it's because the stewed chicken with mushrooms is so delicious.

After finishing off the pigeons neatly, head to the mushroom picking place.

They didn't go very far, but went to the forest to the west of Qingquan Town. As we all know, Mond City and Qingquan Town are the two holy places rich in Mufeng mushrooms.

But in fact, Qingquan Town is not only rich in Mufeng mushrooms, but also has a very high output of common mushrooms.

Because Qingquan Town is located in the mountains.

What is the most in the mountains?That must be the most game!So there are naturally a lot of mushrooms.

In addition, this mountain is located near Qingquan Town, which is also convenient for resupply, and the security is also very high.