I'm in Fuyuki, there's a group chat, I'm hiding

The two sang together, and there was a weird atmosphere, which made a certain woman who wanted to watch a 'movie' quietly dissatisfied.

Rabbit King: Enough is enough..

Teacher Geng? ?

This name is too fucking, it's purely these two, an old yin and yang family who is eccentric and an old programmer who doesn't have time to find a girlfriend are singing together.

Geng Yuan instinctively wanted to refute, but luckily someone spoke for him in advance.

Skadi: ... I said that your focus is wrong, aren't we watching the scene of the Holy Grail War? ?Panda old woman touching her head inexplicably.jpg

Ai Ge: That is true, but Kite-kun's popularity as a beauty is indeed worthy of attention. If this kind of heterosexual relationship waits for Kite-kun to become a heroic spirit, it must be the most fatal to female servants, right?

The group members discussed strange topics one after another, until Tokiomi suddenly started shouting loudly.

"Stalking your three great speech spirits for seven days, come through the theory of restraint, guardian of the balance!!!"

The magic power continued to dissipate like peeled fur, Tokiomi stopped in front of the golden magic circle until mist light emerged.

Merlin: I vomited. Is this an illness?You have to pretend to raise your voice when calling a spell, Fufufu.

Merlin: Speaking of the group leader, the servant Tokiomi summoned should be.

— That’s right..he’s coming.

Geng Yuan thought silently.

On the side of the arm covered by the thick shirt, a bright purple dragon is about to move.

When he closed his eyes, he realized that the thin magic power in the air was suddenly covered by a huge magic power point that emerged out of thin air.

If it is said that Geng Yuan's magic power is as strong as six chariots of Tokiomi, then this is the golden light that accompanies the magic circle.

His magic power—to say the least, was a hundred cars of Tokiomi.

'It's bad luck, this guy. '

Behind the misty light, the golden armor appeared, and the gloomy houses were illuminated brightly.

The unparalleled golden armor, the professional Archer, the lonely king.

Tokiomi's nervousness was covered by ecstasy, and he, who considered himself reserved, couldn't help shouting at this moment: "We won, we've already won, Kita!"

That king, the king of Mesopotamia, Gilgamesh.

His presence is bound to...

"Dare to summon the people of this king's present world, it is really audacious."

While Tokiomi was excited, the present Gilgamesh silently opened his eyes, staring intently at the people in front of him.

Even Tokiomi could feel the oppressive gaze.

【—But well...】

Wang's eyes moved slowly, and finally locked on the uncomfortable Geng Yuan.

The silent and arrogant expression became subtle, and finally the corners of his mouth curled up a little.

"However...forget it this time, I hope you can fulfill your duty as a subject, my Master."

Even Tokiomi, who had anticipated that this follower would be difficult to control, found the pressure increased sharply due to the majesty of the superior.

"Understood, my king." He did not show any arrogance as a master, and bowed humblely.

Archer nodded, staring at Geng Yuan without looking sideways.

【——ho ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】

He started laughing wildly.

Inexplicable laughter.

The sound is full of penetrating power, and the sound waves full of magic reverberate continuously in the house.

Tokiomi just stood aside respectfully, waiting with full respect for his king to release the joy of returning to the world.

Chapter 1. Fuyuki foster father. Tohsaka Tokiomi

"As a royal minister, report your name."

Without the classic quiz, Gilgamesh folded his arms around his chest, and his golden earrings jingled when he raised his head.

It is true that the servants usually ask the name of the master before signing the contract, and then summarize in two or three sentences what is the long-cherished wish of each other to seize the Holy Grail.

But this time it was the turn of the enthusiastic citizen Mr. Jin. Mr. Jin knew the old nobleman when he opened his mouth: "As a king's minister, he disturbed the king's sleep. You really have the guts."

When Geng Yuan heard the tone of "I am your father", the chat group was chattering again.

Nicknames and titles such as "Don't talk about being handsome", "Pretend to be hard", "I've tried my best", "Fuyuki's foster father" and other nicknames and titles hit this group of servants head-on and face-to-face.

Geng Yuan didn't answer, because Gilgamesh's eyes always drifted to him vaguely.

Coupled with the golden ripples swaying behind, countless golden spears poked their heads out from the door opening of King's Treasure.

8, 16, 32, 64.

——It’s okay, it’s really okay, this room is bright enough, it’s almost blinding my eyes.

The treasures are not heavy, but they are all in the shape of spears and halberds.

Dozens of treasures are displayed to match the brightness of the lights.

In line with Gilgamesh's calm expression, he almost said, "The trial has begun, is the remaining dog's life enough?" '

The endless pressure instantly dropped the temperature in the house to freezing point.

"Wang..." Tokiomi lowered his head even lower, with a humble face, but his brows frowned a lot.

This demonstration from the oldest king made him feel uneasy, don't mean to kill himself.

If that was the case, even a hundred cars of Tokiomi would not be able to stop Gilgamesh's attack.

Fortunately, the coercion quickly disappeared, and Gilgamesh took the initiative to restrain his sharpness.

"Although it can be seen that he is a pedantic person, he does not lose the duty of a courtier." Jin Xian raised his neck and folded his arms on his chest: "Since you awakened this king, as a courtier, you have to bear the responsibility of this king." magic power, until this king cleans up those who covet the Holy Grail."

The demonstration just now was a kind of temptation, whether it was for Tokiomi or someone else.

"just like."

He said with a malicious look at Geng Yuan: "It's like this kind of miscellaneous cultivator, who is obviously extremely weak but dares to look at the king in a low position again and again."

? ?only me? ?

Did Kirei and the old priest lower their heads and stop looking at this guy? ?

Geng Yuan looked puzzled, and then continued to look at him.

In the end, someone came forward to resolve the deadlock.

"I'm sorry, my king. This child is my apprentice, please forgive the child's ignorance." Tokiomi stepped forward to comfort and remonstrate this arrogant king.

Although it is still disgustingly gentle, it is unexpectedly bloody?

Gilgamesh was thoughtful, as if he had refreshed his established impression of Tokiomi.

but..

——I’ll clean you up later.

He snorted, and the golden glow faded into simple casual clothes, with a bunch of golden big bananas hanging on them.

"Tokiomi, is the king's resting place ready?" Winky hinted frantically without the consciousness of a visitor.

If he didn't know that this guy is not short of money, he really thought that he responded to the call this time to blackmail the master, and took the funds of the master's family for his own use.

"My lord, the arrangements have been made. The one for your remarks is the best attic in Tohsaka prefecture, where the most precious and luxurious antiques are placed." Tokiomi recited it fluently, and he had been preparing for these preview lessons a long time ago. up.

At least looking at Gilgamesh's expression, he seemed very satisfied with this kind of meticulous service: "Not bad."

"Please allow me to lead the way for you, my king." Tokiomi tactfully got off the donkey, and by the way, winked at Geng Yuan.

Gilgamesh accepted it safely.

He squinted at Geng Yuan, and without saying hello to the other two men in black, he sneered and shook his head, and followed Tokiomi's pace: "Although it's not something worthy of praise, it must be something that some unsatisfactory miscellaneous cultivators enjoy in their lives." There is no such meticulous care."

——? ? ? Excuse-Me?

The group of gloating guys in their heads became even more noisy.

Merlin: It is said that the 'oldest' creatures are attracted to each other.

Roman: Look. .During that period of history, there was a deep gap between the group leader and King Gilgamesh.

Mei Lin: Don't mess around, what Mr. Geng has experienced, you who were born later can think about it in your head, Mr. Geng's experience is enough for you to learn for a lifetime.

Skadi: Cow.emoji

Love Song: Well, actually, I think I have an idea to save Geng Yuan-kun from trouble.

Roman: What do you mean? ?

Aige: Please Geng Yuan-jun invite me to go, maybe you can protect the left and right?

...By the way, tear off a few more followers? ?

This is still pure booing, and there are even more irritating comments.

The Lion King: Isn't it just an attic?Money is never enough to earn, but if you spend a little to buy some antiques and curios, you just sprinkle water, the group owner may be really poor and crazy.

The rich Camelot boss is as usual.

Scathach: Well, is this the result of being obsessed with the smell of copper in reality, being humiliated meaninglessly.

Yantou: But to make the respected King of Uruk so angry, it seems Geng Yuan-jun really did something amazing.

Merlin: Gay men must die.

——Group member Merlin was silenced for 10 minutes.

After this silenced sacrifice, the group became quiet, and no one dared to comment anymore, fearing that the next person to be authorized would be himself.

This also made Geng Yuan even more unhappy.

'It's all that guy's fault. '

Geng Yuan really wished that Gilgamesh would be accidentally stabbed to death by the King's Treasure behind him.

However, in his vision of magic power, the magic power coordinates of more than a hundred Tokiomi had indeed left, and it seemed that he really didn't intend to provoke him today.

only.

"Geng Yuan, have you thought about who to choose as your servant?" The priest broke the silence. From the beginning, he and Kirei were like horses standing side by side, and now they finally had a chance to speak.

—— Follower.

The priest nodded, and he continued in a deep voice: "The Holy Grail War is about to start. As a participant, you must summon servants as soon as possible and cultivate a certain tacit understanding. If you said you don't need to prepare for holy relics, you should have made a decision long ago. Bar?"

Even if Tokiomi was as cautious as Tokiomi would call his servants in advance for coordination and communication, the adopted son who was already laid-back must need more time to adjust.

It's just...

Isn't it common sense that the master's bare-handed Euler servant? ?

Geng Yuan crooked his mouth, he had already made a decision in his heart.

He ignored the crowd of guys shouting 'choose me to help' in his head, and nodded solemnly.

"The class I want to summon is..."

Chapter 2. As nasty as touching your genitals with cold hands

"I want to summon Assassin." Geng Yuan thought clearly.

Assassin, Berserker, and Caster are probably the only places he can occupy for summoning servants.

Kiritsugu is from Saber, Kenneth is from Lancer, Tokiomi is from Archer, and Weber is from Rider.