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Sasuke couldn't help but imagine a picture——

On the rooftop, he scolded Danzo: "Obviously it was three years, but three years later, three years later, three years later, three years, almost ten years, boss! I'm going to become a Jōnin of Iwagakure!"

But Danzo said helplessly: "Can you treat me better? Now I am the only one in Konoha who knows your identity. I will delete your information when I go back. You will be a rock ninja for the rest of your life, and even marry a black soil. I Don't bother anymore."

Dou continued: "Then what do you think of me? Remind yourself every day that you are a Konoha ninja, and even recite the will of fire in your dreams?"

Danzo returned to the topic: "When will Ohnoki buy?"

……

It is precisely because of Dou's contributions over the years, and Sasuke and Yakushi Nonoyu are also considered old friends, so Itachi wants Sasuke to follow her to find the ace spy.

Sasuke began to think.

Big brother must be doing everything for his own sake.

In his opinion, he was wandering around outside, so it would be safer to follow the experienced spy, pharmacist No Naoyu, and a medical ninja.

If you find the pharmacist's pocket, you can also record a great achievement and pave the way for returning to Konoha.

but……

Itachi has made countless calculations, but he can't figure out who the medicine master's pocket may have fallen into.

Sasuke even wanted to reply to the pharmacist Nonoyu: "Don't go, they have a lot of snakes!"

033. Sasuke is going to become an archer!

Sasuke's current strength configuration is not weak, Shuanggouyu Sharingan, can project four ninja swords, and the two Zanpakuto of Pisces Ri and Honghime, as well as the two major backhands of Chaos Pretending to be Heavenly Puppet and Fantasy Honkai.

Coupled with the advantage of poor intelligence, if you really want to fight a wave of outbreaks, you can kill most of the Jonin, and even some Kage-level powerhouses.

But Orochimaru was the last opponent he wanted to face.

Because Sasuke is restricted by his age, his physical strength and chakra volume are both weak points, and his own style of play is relatively explosive, and he takes the way of fast seconds.

But Orochimaru may be the hardest ninja in the Naruto world, and there is nothing wrong with a set of outbreaks that meet Tsunade's face and hands to lift the Yin seal.

But Sasuke thought for a while, and Orochimaru is not without weaknesses, at least twice by Uchiha Itachi in the original plot.

It's not wrong to fall under the sword of ten fists the second time, but it's more funny the first time, being given a second by a non-Yuedu illusion.

So much so that most people guessed that Orochimaru was reincarnated twice, and the curse seal split too many soul fragments, so there was a loophole in the soul, resulting in relatively low illusion resistance.

According to this idea, as long as you bring Uchiha Shisui, who may be even more accomplished in illusion than Itachi, you may be able to shout at Orochimaru with confidence: "Bold snake demon, I want you to show your true colors, read my Dawei's writing!" Wheel eyes!"

……

The idea is indeed very good, but Orochimaru abducts children all over the world, and his whereabouts are erratic, and Shisui is the strongest combat power of the Uchiha clan.

Although Shisui would definitely give him this face, Sasuke was a little embarrassed to fool him into following him all over the world to find someone.

He sent a letter back to Itachi, only saying that he was doing a very important practice right now, and asked Nonoyu, the pharmacist, to wait for him for a while.

After the psychic crow flew away, Sasuke stretched his muscles.

He has been active in the Land of Fire for more than a year, and it is time to see the outside world, but Sasuke is still waiting for an opportunity in Konoha Village.

Sasuke is still underage at the moment, so he is somewhat at a disadvantage in melee combat. Coupled with the shooting skills of Sharingan, Clairvoyance and Ishida Uryu, it is a waste not to develop long-range attack methods.

Among the four ninja knives, Sasuke's favorite is also stitches, because it has the largest attack range.

In next year's Chunin exam, two rebels will be born, one is the younger brother of torture expert Morino Ibiki: Morino Ida, and the other is his instructor: Green Aoi.

From the latter, Sasuke was able to hunt two weapons that were extremely suitable for him, one with thunder attributes, and the other with a super long attack distance, and it was very suitable for multiplayer battlefields.

At the same time, Sasuke also gave Mizuki a goal: to create a bow and arrow that can directly attack the soul.

This requirement sounds difficult. In the world of Naruto, all the secret arts that can directly attack the soul are the secret arts of some big families: such as the spiritual ninjutsu of the Yamanaka clan, the spiritualization technique of Kato Dan, and the high-level sealing technique of the Uzumaki clan. .

But cutting the soul with a sword can be said to be the basic requirement of the world of "Reaper", and Zanpakuto itself is also built based on the soul of Reaper himself.

In the next period of time, Sasuke began to guide his qualifications as a Quincy Master, and asked Mizuki to tailor a spiritual bow for himself.

Since it was prepared to deal with Orochimaru, Sasuke naturally did not hesitate to invest in capital. Just after Mizuki synchronized with Kojiro, the ghost ideas for making money were one after another, without considering the cost and budget at all.

Although there are some rare materials that have money and no place to buy them, Sasuke also has many friends in the underworld. With his spare no effort to spend money, Mizuki can satisfy all the strange materials that Mizuki needs.

Even without Sasuke's knowledge, because the price he paid was too high, one of the rare materials also attracted the famous bounty hunter Jiaodu, and passed it to him through a middleman.

At this time, he and Orochimaru are already members of the Akatsuki organization, and Kakudo will never know that the materials that made him a lot of money will be used against his own people. It can be said that they love the Akatsuki organization.

……

Under Sasuke's crazy krypton gold, the spiritual bow "Silver Ridge Arc Sparrow" finally came out successfully a few months later.

According to the setting of "Reaper", except for the specially made silver thrombus arrow, Ishida Uryu usually shoots spiritual power directly.

But this is the world of Hokage, Sasuke is not confident that his chakra can still maintain a strong lethality after shooting tens of meters.

Fortunately, he has Qian Dun, relying on his connections in the black market world and Mizuki's technology, he specially made seventeen arrows that can exert the power of Quincy, specially prepared for Orochimaru.

Sasuke couldn't help but start to brainstorm:

Orochimaru looked disdainfully at himself who bent the bow and set the arrow: "Can you kill me with seventeen arrows? If you can kill me with seventeen arrows, I will eat this Yamata no Orochi on the spot!"

……

Holding the Zanpakuto in one hand and the Arrow of Quincy in the other, looking at the sunny sky outside the institute, Sasuke couldn't help laughing out loud three times, remembering an old song: "What kind of sword is it?" ...what kind of arrow is the arrow..."

At this time, another year's Chunin Exam was already in full swing, and Sasuke also learned through various intelligence means that Morino Itaten would take this exam.

……

Konoha's Chunin exam has always been known for its strictness.

There are probably two reasons for this: First, according to the Konoha tradition, the third exam is to be held in front of dignitaries and secrets of various countries. It is a stage to show the strength and demeanor of Ninja Village, and the quality of the contestants must be guaranteed.

Secondly, Konoha, as the ninja village with the most wealthy ninja clans, is not taking the path of explosive soldiers like Iwagakure.

Iwagakushi was able to use 1 people to surround and kill the three generations of Raikage. In the Fourth Ninja World War, the entire Ninja World Allied Forces managed to gather [-] ninjas.

But from Sasuke's report card, it can be seen that there are only 90 students in Konoha's ninja school.

If we analyze the reason, it is probably because although there are not many official ninja establishments, each ninja of Konoha has its own family armed, and can be mobilized at any time during a war. Therefore, Konoha does not need to lower the threshold of the Chunin exam. method to forcibly increase the number of ninjas.

This makes the Konoha Chunin exam extremely difficult, stronger than Class [-] who will save the world in the future, and every round of the exam is also dangerous.

In the second and third rounds of exams, it is easy to accept defeat in this tough competition. Like the rules of the first round of exams, it often depends on the examiner's mouth, so it is most likely to make people unconvinced.

To be honest, Ibixi’s set of theories, the section that tested intelligence ability was okay, and the last tenth question, Sasuke was out of the game because he didn’t dare to challenge that year, but if he stayed, he could pass the blank paper.

And this time, if you choose to compete with your peers, you will be out, and you can only pass by voluntarily giving up.

In Sasuke's previous life, he felt that this question had a taste of chicken soup and publicity, just like the spiritual stories full of slots in magazines in the past. He was accepted by Fugen broom before the interview, because the small things showed a person's heart.

Although Chicken Soup for the Soul works sometimes, but Morinoi Tuotian obviously didn't understand the big brother's intentions, and was completely dissatisfied with the result of being out.

And at this moment, a bewitching figure appeared in front of him.

034. Coach Anxi, I want to play...

"Itaten, it's really a pity."

A young ninja wearing a Konoha forehead guard walked slowly towards Morinaida who was squatting in the corner because of loss.

He has a head of fair-colored hair, and the shape of his hairstyle is very similar to that of aquatic products. He is very good at playing cards at first glance.

It was Morinoi Itaten's instructor, Konoha Chunin Green Aoi.

……

Being eliminated in such an aggrieved way, Itaten didn't even want to pay attention to his teacher, and turned his head depressed.

Lu Qingkui knelt down and pretended to comfort her: "Don't be so disappointed, there are other ways to become a Chunin besides passing the exam."

The naive Itata suddenly raised his head and asked, "Hondoni?"

Lu Qingkui smiled and said: "Of course it's true, you just need to follow my instructions, such and such, such and such..."

……

That night, Itata took advantage of his knowledge of Konoha's defense as a member of the Jōnin family, and secretly stole the forbidden scroll and the Raijin sword used by the second Hokage.

When he arrived at the place agreed with his teacher excitedly, hoping that these two things would help him become a Chunin as Lu Qingkui said, but he was mercilessly attacked by the other party.

"Of course, it's just becoming the Chunin of Rain Ninja Village! These two things are our nomination certificates."

After taking these two objects, Lu Qingkui, who had achieved her goal, showed a ruthless smile.

"You stole Konoha's treasure, and there is no way the village will let you go."

"Are you lying to me?"

Itata finally reacted.

But Lu Qingkui continued to scare: "No matter what you say, you are already a traitor. If you are lucky, you will spend a lifetime in prison!"

After speaking, he turned around and dived into the night, and set foot on the road leading to Yuyin Village.

Thinking of elder brother Morino Ibiki's harsh punishments and stern and selfless style, Itata was startled and frightened, and finally had no choice but to follow Aoi Aoi away.

In fact, he was also intimidated by Lu Qingkui.

If Itataten was only bewitched because of his youth and ignorance, even though his identity cannot be compared with Jinchuriki, but if Naruto can be forgiven for the same mistake, but he will spend his whole life in prison, then Konoha is too double standard up.

However, if he knew he was guilty, but chose to abscond in fear of guilt like now, the nature would be completely different. According to the original plot, because of his habitual avoidance, he would trap a wave of elder brothers who came to support him later, which would be completely unacceptable. Yu Konoha can only be a long-distance runner in the country of tea.

But tonight, the development of the plot has a completely different turning point: Sasuke Uchiha is waiting on the only way from Konoha to Yuyin Village.

……

Lu Qingkui is obviously a character who would rather be the head of a chicken than the tail of an ox. Just as he was thinking about becoming a jounin in Yuyin, suddenly his eyes blurred, and a handsome young man stood in front of him.

He couldn't help being surprised.

At any rate, he is also the strongest ninja in Konoha in Ninja Village, and he can be a top ninja in Xiaonin Village in terms of strength, which is why Lu Qingkui wants to leave Konoha.

"Who are you?"

The change from the age of six to nine was not small. For a while, Lu Qingkui didn't recognize the former second young master of the Uchiha clan. Out of vigilance, he immediately took out the Thunder God Sword in his arms.

The design of this thing is also strange, it is just a hilt in normal state, but as long as a little chakra is injected, it will show the blade like a lightsaber.

At first glance, it looks like the style of a sci-fi world, but it is somewhat understandable when you think that it originated from the second generation of Hokage.

Seeing the scorching lightning flashed by the green sunflower, Sasuke couldn't help but let out a cheer: "This thing is destined for me!"

In addition to being in line with your own attributes, holding this thing can also yell: "The force is with me!"

……

"Ask again, who are you? Do you want to defy me who owns the sword of Thor?"

With the sword in hand, Lu Qingkui became confident in speaking.

"Me?"

Sasuke sneered, thinking of a new way to pretend.

He stared, opened the bright red Sharingan and said: "I am the undead of the Uchiha clan!"

"I care who you are!"

Lu Qingkui couldn't bear his pretentious aura, so she swung the Thunder God sword and attacked him.

Although the sword in his hand is sharp, his strength is limited, and he is not a professional swordsman either. Sasuke, who has projected many sword skills, shook his head in the way of his moves, and said with a cold snort, "Do you want to dance too?"

He projected a cane, split in half, but not for allegiance.

It turns out that there is a sharp blade hidden in the handle of the stick, connected to the head of the cane, which is the normal form of Urahara Kisuke's Zanpakuto: Hong Ji.

"Can this kind of poor and weak sword suitable for the elderly be able to stop my Thunder God Sword!"

Lu Qingkui waved a thunderbolt in his hand, confidently waving towards Sasuke.

But Sasuke said disdainfully: "You are not proficient in ninjutsu, weak in knife skills, loose in your steps, slow in your reactions, and none of your moves are decent. You still want to compete with me on the same stage? You are only half as grave as me!"

Possessed by the two kings, he easily avoided Lu Qingkui's slash and stabbed his right hand holding the sword.

More than two years of actual combat training, coupled with natural precision control, made Sasuke's grasp of shots and strength extremely delicate, and the sword of Thor slipped from his hand under the pain of Lu Qingkui.

He still wanted to pick up his only reliance, but Sasuke picked up the Thunder God Sword in a flash.