My closet is connected to Two-dimensional

It wasn't until noon that the disheveled Lucifer pushed the door out of a certain hotel room, but was surprised to see the spring elf with a flushed face at the door.

"Uh...you won't be listening outside all the time, will you?"

327 The Spirit of the Spring Wants to Stick With the Captain

"Ridiculous! How can I be interested in what you two are doing...that kind of thing!"

The elf of the spring raised his slender eyebrows, his face was full of disgust and his eyes were contemptuous.

But no matter how you cover up the flushed face, you can't stop it, so you should be glad to wear it

She not only leaned against the door to eavesdrop on the movement inside, but also tried to pry into the mystery of doing good deeds through the keyhole, but she did not expect that her body would be like a human being.

After saying this, the elf of the spring snorted coldly, turned around and left.

"Wait a minute." Lucifer caught up from behind and grabbed her wrist.

"You disrespectful guy, don't touch me!" As if getting an electric shock, the elf of the spring shook his hand away forcefully, and said with a cold and pretty face, "Don't try to use any tricks to make me lean towards you. The three A man said, if you fail the test, don't even think about marrying them all!"

"Hey, what should I do, I'm already late..."

Lucifer didn't expect that the time plan of dating for one hour would fall through so quickly.

In the process of posting with Sister Mei, he received a call from Ulandal.Mei asked the captain to connect, panting and saying that she was busy... Waves of immorality followed.

"Who told you to wait so long on that Lei Dian Mei!"

"It's my fault...then can you take me to the next date now, Master Elf~~" Lucifer scratched his head and laughed, and took out a China Merchants Bank Two card from his pocket. -dimensional co-branded credit card, "You can spend this card as you like, and the password is 648648."

"Huh!? You're bribing the referee!" The Spring Elf stared and refused, and she, who was keen on online shopping, was tickled like a cat scratching her heart.

——You can spend whatever you want, but it’s free, this human being has something wrong with his head!

However, the elf of the spring didn't know that the captain liked prostitutes the most.

"No, no, it's just a little thought, who made you look like my wife."

Lucifer knew how stubborn these queens were, so he stuffed the card directly into her palm.

"Hmph!" The spring spirit pretended to accept it with a face full of resignation.

When it came to the captain's two wives, she was inexplicably angry.

Eating ice cream and watching taking a bath, the captain has offended the elves of the spring enough, but Tianli and the others have gone too far.

Recently Fugu and Tianli teamed up to search for her snacks all day long. After eating, she said it was too little. She wore her newly bought clothes and said her breasts were small. She peeked at the love novel she hid under the pillow. It's not good to tell her that she has never been in love...

Such a great humiliation, the elves of the spring who can't beat them have long wanted to take revenge!

This credit card, I want to spend all the money this human being should have spent on you!

Thinking about it this way, the Elf of the Spring felt that it was completely natural for him to spend the captain's money.

"Master Elf?" Lucifer looked at the corners of her mouth in astonishment, interrupted and reminded, "You can take me away now, to the entrance of the amusement park."

The elf of the spring, who got the benefits, reluctantly opened a portal for the captain to the next meeting place, and then secretly followed him to supervise.

Putting on an extended windbreaker, wearing sunglasses, glasses and a mask, the elf of the spring wrapped himself up tightly, and sneaked into the crowd, watching the captain and Ulandal meet from afar.

Amusement parks, dating scenes that often appear in romance novels, the elves of the spring are full of strange eyes, and the entertainment facilities for human beings do not look like garbage.

Seeing that Lucifer and Goose were having a lot of fun, out of curiosity, the elves of the spring also tried to experience all the items they had played, imitating human behavior to buy tickets by swiping their cards.

Jumping machines, roller coasters, such thrill-seeking projects, are completely uninteresting to the elves of the spring.

this one! ?She just sneered, but found that she was shouting in her mouth, and she was about to die, and she reached out and grabbed the soft people's hearts around her.

The captain who was late for the appointment wanted to be more proactive.

This "careless" episode can enhance the ambiguous mood between couples.

But after getting along with Captain Zhengtai for many days, Ulandal subconsciously held Kurigara... No one noticed their secret movements, except for the elf of the spring with shining golden eyes.

And what Lucifer didn't expect was that he actually hooked out the goose's glutton.

Sensitive people can't be touched, and doing good deeds is easy to be addicted to. Youlandelle, who hasn't eaten meat for several days, dragged the captain into the big Ferris wheel abruptly.

The elf of the spring followed closely behind, watching the carriage in front of her begin to sway regularly, her cheeks were hot and her eyes were straightened, as if she had guessed what good things Lucifer and Goose were doing.

After making up the battle scenes by myself, the elf of the spring folded his legs and had a strange reaction.

"Hmph! A guy who is obsessed with vulgar interests... He knows I'm spying on him, but he dares to do such a thing..."

Her words sounded a bit sour. Captain DD, who likes beautiful girls so much, ignores that he is flirting with other women.

Surrounded by the harem, except for himself, the elf of Lingquan began to doubt whether he was the unpopular type.

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"It's already 6 o'clock in the afternoon, and you have only completed the appointment with 4 people." The elf of the spring gloated and sneered.

"A date that satisfies my wife is considered perfect. If it's too late, it's too late." Lucifer leaned against the wall, out of breath, and said with broken jars.

After Mei was sluggish, he went on dates with Heixi and Rita respectively. Both of them were masters who didn't want to suffer. He punished the captain for handing over the most precious thing.

Next stop is to accompany Delilah, the vampire masquerade.

Lucifer heaved a sigh of relief, his wife probably won't force himself.

But as soon as he arrived at the venue, he was surprised to find an old friend.

"Bon Mist Branch!?"

Today is destined to be a tragic day.

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After teleporting the captain away, the elf of the spring didn't rush to follow, and turned back home to change her fat times. When she walked into the room, she suddenly found that the puffer fish was stealing her snacks again.

"I don't even want to eat potato chips of this flavor!" The elf of the spring snatched them away angrily, glaring at them.

"It's really stingy... Mmm... I'm here to borrow a new dress to wear... I'm going to go out with my husband on a date later, do you have white silk, he likes the way I wear white silk the most." Queen While puffing up his cheeks and chewing, he explained the reason why he appeared here.

And since she had a child, she has called the captain's husband closer than anyone else.

"..."

Eating his own snacks, wearing his own clothes and doing good deeds, the elf of the spring felt that he was being ridiculed and bullied.

——Damn it, then I'll steal your man!

The spirit of the spring, who couldn't stand it anymore, decided to date the captain instead of the pufferfish, since he couldn't tell the difference anyway.

"It's still early~ Sirin~~ That's right! Have you tried black tea-flavored instant noodles?"

328 The Spring Fairy's Hot Spring Incident

"Stupid Instant Noodle Elf, where did you get the new flavor? It smells...not right."

When the instant noodles exuding a strong smell of drowsiness were placed in front of him, the Herrscher of Kong, who never refused to come, was a little hesitant.

"Stupid Instant Noodle Fairy?"

The elf of the spring repeated the words word by word, his eyelids twitching with anger.

Being dubbed with a strange title, she couldn't restrain her madness anymore, picked up the noodle bucket and fed it into Sirin's mouth.

"I've endured you for a long time, you stinky puffer fish, eat it all for me!"

"Hmm -Coo -"

With a plop, the Herrscher of Space, who was breathing pink and steaming on his face, was poured to the ground in a daze.

Captain-flavored black tea instant noodles, this is an item secretly developed by the elves of the spring to deal with the Herrscher. It is 100% effective against the Valkyrie, and there will be a strange expression after fainting.

The spirit of the spring waited quietly, and Qiyana slowly opened her blue eyes and went online, and was fed a bucket full of...

Pufferfish Chongchong's consciousness fell into lethargy.

This time they couldn't hinder him anymore, the spring elf raised the corners of his mouth proudly.

【I'll wait for you downstairs. ] With a sound of ding dong, a message from Lucifer popped up on Kiana's cell phone.

The elf of the spring was slightly taken aback, he didn't expect that it would be his turn so soon, and he wasn't ready yet!

【Wife!Hurry up! ] Not long after, there was another one.

[I know, don't rush, I'm so annoying! 】

After the Spring Spirit finished his reply, he took a deep breath.

Of course, this time replacing Herrscher Sora and dating the captain, it’s not because I like that guy so much, but as a love novel writer who has been rejected many times, I need to add some human dating experience to figure out why women The reason why children love stickers.

Just now, he clearly decided to snatch the spirit of the man's spring, but when things came to an end, he felt a little guilty, and began to find reasonable excuses for his next actions.

——I am the elf of the dignified spring, not the generation of puffer fish, and I will never give it for nothing!

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"Why is our date at a hot spring hotel!"

The elf of the spring, who originally had inexplicable expectations for the date, was brought to Lianhua's former residence by Lucifer, as if cold water had been poured on her instantly, and she became miserable.

"Didn't you say you wanted to take a hot spring together?" Lucifer looked at her and blinked suspiciously.

The beautiful silver hair is tied into a single ponytail, revealing a white and tender neck, and the loose casual sweater does not reveal the difference in popularity, and under the short skirt is the queen's standard long legs.

She also wore light eye makeup, a cartoon-style star earring on one side, and slightly shiny lipstick on her lips that looked like sweet jam.

Lucifer had never seen a stupid puffer fish so good at dressing himself up.

"What are you looking at! Is there something wrong?" The elf of the spring, who was scrutinized by the captain, seemed particularly guilty.

It is said that girls are made of water, and she relies on spring water even more.

The spring elf knew that once his body, which had not been soaked in natural spring water for a long time, touched the spring water, it would absorb a lot of water like a dry sponge meeting water, which would cause the captain's suspicion.

"Honey, your face is so red, isn't it because you are shy?" Lucifer inadvertently took half a step back.

The same guilty person, and the captain.

He who had been sticking outside all day, worried about the queen with a keen sense of smell, smelled the wonderful smell of multiple mixtures such as Mei, Goose and Moonlight on himself.

"It's funny, I have nothing to be ashamed of." The elf of the spring raised his eyebrows and said firmly.

She thought that there should be other tourists in the hot spring hotel, and the timid and lecherous captain would never dare to mess around.

As long as you don't go to the hot spring by yourself!

"That's right, the child's mother~"

"..."

In the locker room, during the process of taking off her underwear and wrapping it in a bath towel, the Spring Fairy hesitated again and again until she convinced herself that the role she was playing was the idiot Sirin.

After stepping into the hot spring area, the elf of the spring was dumbfounded.

In the vast space filled with mist and rising, there are only the captain and herself.

For a nouveau riche like Lucifer, renting out venues is a routine operation.

And he was sitting in front of the faucet by the pool, washing away the traces of the battle.

Lucifer noticed that her eyes were straight, staring at her naked self.

The captain felt a little helpless, he used to think it was his body of a Valkyrie, but now it's all reversed.

"Honey, come and rub my back!" Lucifer took the initiative to give her a chance to post.

"Wow... delusion!" The elf of the spring blushed and stammered, almost imitating Bei Wangcai.

Lucifer understood, his wife is arrogant, even though she has a child, she still maintains a girlish demeanor.

"Then I'll wash your body for you!"

"Aha!?"

He stood up abruptly, facing the elf of the fountain.

The super cute and harmless Kurigaro turned his head, and the spring elf, who had never seen the big world, hurriedly covered his eyes with embarrassment.

——This is very different from the ugliness described in the book! ■...Sure enough, you have to experience it before you can write the most real thing!

And when Lucifer slowly approached, the elf of the spring suddenly remembered that he couldn't give it for nothing.