Bitch living in an apartment

"...Who cares about your kindness?" Several people complained silently.

"I think I can accept it! How about you give me some?"

"..."

Everyone looked at Lu Zhanbo, this guy was smiling like a mentally retarded person, please, brother, what are you trying to do?Why are you a big man joining in the fun?

"Forget it! You see, Yu Mo is already jealous." Yi Fei gave Lu Zhanbo a hard look, and waved his hands casually.

"Don't worry, Yu Mo won't be jealous, I will not only give you 99 roses, but also ten big cakes for each of you." Bai Zhi shook her eyebrows, then whispered something in Yu Mo's ear.

A few people obviously looked at Yu Mo who was still a little unhappy before, but they wanted to laugh but couldn't.

"Where did you get so many roses?" Yifei asked warily.

"Just say whether you want it or not! I'm only asking this for the last time." Bai Zhi gave an ultimatum.

"Yes, if you dare to give it to us, we dare to take it." Meijia narrowed her eyes, anyway, she saw Yumo's displeased expression turned into a pained expression behind her, which made them curious .

Anyway, your decent girlfriend is not in a hurry, which means this is a very pure gift.

"Then go back! I'll send it later."

"But I'm allergic to cream!"

"..."

Lu Zhanbo said blankly, he really regarded himself as the recipient of gifts.

"Then can I bring you a watermelon?"

"There are still watermelons at this time? Yes, yes, hehehe~~" Lu Zhanbo scratched his head, and then returned to 3601, looking forward to these things.

When everyone returned to the room, Bai Zhi's smile gradually became crazy, then picked up the phone, clicked on the QQ emoticon, copied and pasted. . .

Then, the roses that several people were looking forward to came quickly in the news. . .

"Ah~ Bai Zhi, are you crazy?"

3601 Several people roared, Bai Zhi directly locked the balcony and the door, and they couldn't get in even if they wanted to. . .

So, several people made a move at the same time: block the blacklist to prevent the screen from being swiped, and then thought that Bai Zhi, a psychopath, would probably use text messages, so they quickly chose to turn off the phone and go to sleep.

"Tomorrow they will beat you to death if you do this..." Yu Mo finally laughed after they left, although what he said was worried about him, but there was no sign of it on his face.

"It doesn't matter, Qi is healthier. That's why I let them go back first. They can beat me up in their dreams, and they won't be angry tomorrow when they have a good time."

"..."

Just like that, everyone's mobile phones were completely turned off, and Bai Zhi and Yu Mo were even more direct. In order to prevent anyone from disturbing their two-person world, they even unplugged the telephone lines of their landlines. .

But their mobile phones were all turned off, which made it difficult for the three galloping guys. They didn't go home so late. Everyone thought they had succeeded, and they all forgot their existence.

Even if it was their landline calling 3601, Yifei and the others thought it was Bai Zhi who did it, so they didn't care about it at all, and even put earplugs in their ears.

"What should I do? I can't get through the phone, and no one answered when I knocked on the door." Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to cry but had no tears. You said it would be nice to sleep at home. Although you are a little lonely, who is not in the apartment?It’s also good to hold a group to keep warm!

It's all right now, not only is it not warm at all, it's also frozen like a dog, and I don't know what to do tonight.

"Comrades, now we have no retreat, there is only one way."

"You have an idea?"

Both Guan Gu and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Ziqiao expectantly, and now they dare not think about anything, they just want to go back and take a hot bath and sleep well under the quilt, which is better than anything else.

"It's very simple, just continue to implement our plan..."

"Bah~"

Guan Gu became furious when he heard the word 'plan'. It was because of this plan that they were locked out. Now that he dared to mention the plan, he would be beaten up. . .

"Huh~" After the fight, Guan Gu and Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief, Guan Gu moved his body suddenly: "Mr. Zeng, do you feel that it's not so cold anymore?"

"That's right!" Zeng Xiaoxian quickly felt it, and there was indeed a 0.6 surge of heat from his chest: "By the way, the activities can be less cold. I have a solution. Let's go climb the stairs?"

"Climb the stairs? Teacher Zeng, are you trying to exhaust us to death?" Lu Ziqiao got up from the ground. This guy's resistance to beatings is completely full, which is just a drizzle!

"Then do you have a better way? It's so late, even if you go to the property, they won't answer you. Only the 3601 landline can get through. We have to keep calling. I hope they can hear you. If you don't want to If they heard the words they froze to death before, they should climb the stairs!"

"That's right, we are like this now, if we go out, we will definitely be arrested as crazy, and the continuation plan you mentioned is simply impossible." Guan Gu also agrees on one side.

"Okay, okay..." Lu Ziqiao also thought of this for a moment, but had no choice but to run to the stairs. . . .

Chapter 191

"Teacher Zeng, Ziqiao, Guan Gu, we really didn't mean it. We were really tired last night. We cleaned all night and fell asleep when we went to bed."

The next morning, in Room 3602, the three of them who had spent the night outside were finally discovered by Bai Zhi who woke up, put them into the suite, and turned on the air conditioner.

This is a sad story, Wan Yu clasped her hands together and apologized in embarrassment, the others were also guilty, especially Bai Zhi and Yu Mo.

It can be said that they were the only ones who heard the knock on the door last night, but they thought it was from a movie, so they didn't open it in a daze.

Yifei gave Bai Zhi a hard look, if it wasn't for this guy, would they turn off the phone and go to sleep?Let alone miss the call.

Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao, and Guan Gu were shivering under the blankets. Even if they climbed the stairs, they couldn't climb all night. For the rest of the time, they could only hug each other to keep warm.

"It's easy to say, Ah Qiu~~ It's not you who were locked outside." Zeng Xiaoxian roared in dissatisfaction. Who knows how many calls he made to 09 last night, and the mobile phone was turned off. The cell phones were called in turn, but no one heard them.

"I swear, I will never fool around with Zi Qiao again."

After the wind blowing all night, Guan Gu suffered a lot. Facts have proved that there is a price to be paid for wandering around when he is free.

"Ahem, I didn't expect you to return home without success!" Bai Zhi said helplessly. If they failed, they would have returned long ago. Who knew that they were still wandering down in the cold: No, I'll also send you some flowers and cakes, as compensation?"

"..."

As soon as these words came out, everyone stared at him with murderous expressions.

Bai Zhi swallowed, covered her face with her hands and lowered her head.

Only Lu Ziqiao didn't have any dissatisfaction, but was full of interest: "These are small things, let me tell you, we had a good harvest last night, Ah Qiu, and, after catching a cold, Lu Xiaobu is even more attractive than before. "

"..." Now it's everyone's turn to look at him, this guy is really wicked!Anything can be used by him.

"What do you want?"

"Time waits for no one! Comrades, this is a good opportunity to build a good impression." Lu Ziqiao pulled off the blanket on his body and sneezed: "By the way, how is my voice now?"

"Um, if you talk first, it's like scraping stainless steel. You'd better talk less!"

"It's right if the voice is wrong." Lu Ziqiao said proudly, picked up the phone, and dialed a number.

"Hi, hello, is this Lulu? Who am I? I'm Xiaobu! Yes, haha, of course, how could I refuse the beauty's request? I'll call you after I said it, and I will.

my throat?Oh, it's okay, I just caught a cold last night, it's nothing serious, hey, I'm also a fallen person, this is what I should do, hehehe, what?You said that you happen to have medicine for colds at home, let me get them?

Hey, how can I take advantage of you?But since it's a beautiful woman's request, how could I refuse?Okay, I'll go there later, bye, see you later. "

"Yo hoo~ Did you see that? The sick Lu Xiaobu has an increased success rate of at least 20.00%." ​​Lu Ziqiao let out a ghostly cry, picked up the blanket that was just thrown away, and waved it around.

"That's okay too?" Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't believe it. They worked hard all night last night and didn't get a phone number. This guy is lucky, he just called one and it's just ko?

"Inspiration is everywhere in life. Teacher Zeng, you all returned empty-handed last night. I really can't blame me for that. If you want to blame, you can only blame you for not being flexible."

"Okay, okay, Nose what? Even if it's time, do you dare to ask this kind of woman to be your wife?" Yifei interrupted Lu Ziqiao's Nose impatiently, but he was relieved for some reason.

"Actually! I don't think you guys came back empty-handed last night." Bai Zhi said weakly at this moment. With a guilty conscience, he had been listening to a few people talking, and he didn't dare to speak until the matter was exposed.

"Oh?"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu raised their eyebrows, a little surprised, did they gain anything?Why didn't they see it?

"No~~" Bai Zhi handed the mobile phone to Zeng Xiaoxian, it showed the iPartment website, and it was a vote, and Zeng Xiaoxian was impressively among them: "What is this? The vote of the most outstanding member of the Residential Committee under the iPartment at the end of the month?"

"Wow, Mr. Zeng, you actually have more than 100 votes? There are only more than 300 households in the love apartment?" Wan Yu leaned over to take a look, and shouted in surprise. One-third of the people supported him. For Zeng Xiaoxian, it was absolutely unimaginable.

"Yes! It seems that my personality charm has played a role, hehehehahaha~"

"Don't brag, can you?" Guan Gu said helplessly: "That's because the whole apartment now knows that your friends have us, so all the cards sent last night were counted on you. After all, you just It's just our light."

"Unbelievable..." Yifei also covered her mouth and shook her head.

"You also find it incredible, don't you?" Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly, "It seems that my fame has already spread throughout the apartment."

"Uh, I mean, there are more than 300 households in the entire love apartment, and there are more than 100 households of single women, and 360 and this is not all."

"..."

Speaking of this, the three of them were already embarrassed, Lu Ziqiao coughed, and said helplessly: "Actually...not so much, Xiao Hei's information was a year ago, so those who move away now move away , There are targets, there are targets, more than 100 households are a bit exaggerated."

"Then why are they voting for you?"

"Need to say?" Bai Zhi murmured silently: "You knocked on the door, why can't you just run away like this? So, they must have made the mistake and sent the card out."

"Oh~ I see." Yifei also figured out the link: "A blind cat meets a dead mouse."

"Hahaha, no matter what, the ending is still good. I don't believe it. Someone can surpass me like this. This month's No.1 belongs to me."

Thinking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian's heart became so hot that he didn't even sneeze, his cold died on its own, and he almost bleeds down.

"So, what Zi Qiao said is right, Zeng Xiaoxian will become stronger after catching a cold." Bai Zhi silently posted a photo of Zeng Xiaoxian, Guan Gu, and Lu Ziqiao shivering wrapped in a blanket to her feed.

Seeing this scene, Zeng Xiaoxian quickly got on his own account, and quickly retweeted ten posts. This action made Bai Zhi feel that he had done something wrong. . . .

Chapter 192

Just a few days after the Christmas event ended, something appeared in the lobby of iPartment 3602, um, a pennant.

It was written with big characters of "a good man is safe in life", and it was still hung on the wall just after entering the door. It was quite conspicuous, and anyone who entered the door could see it.

"Wow~ Ziqiao, this pennant belongs to you, right? You can hang up all the pennants you get from doing this kind of thing. You really refreshed my understanding of the lower limit of the word shameless!"

As soon as Bai Zhi entered the room, she found these golden characters, which were not there when she left the house in the morning!I don't know when more will come out.

"What am I shameless? I am shameless for what I do?" Lu Ziqiao felt helpless when he heard these words.

"Didn't you get this pennant by posting pornographic pictures? It's only after posting that stuff online that people will say 'a good man will live a safe life'."

"..."

"Hey, I don't like it when you say this. How can you say that the one who got the evaluation with these few words is a pornographic picture?" Zeng Xiaoxian's excited face just now collapsed in an instant.

"It could be that the confession was rejected, and the girl said to him 'you are a good person', but I have heard this sentence a lot, but it is the first time I have seen someone who made a pennant to refuse."

"You...forget it, I don't care about you like you." Zeng Xiaoxian compromised helplessly, it seems that it is more difficult to get this guy to say compliments: "This is the reward for voting at the end of the month on Christmas day. It is said that someone specially sent it to the office of the committee downstairs, hehehehahaha~"

Lu Ziqiao was very happy to see him looking up and smiling, and quietly explained in Bai Zhi's ear: "Actually, there is a girl who likes to make trouble for no reason. But she is very dependent on her boyfriend, and her boyfriend! In order for her to taste the loss of him Feeling, I proposed to calm down first, and did not live with the girl anymore.

And it happened that Teacher Zeng gave her a warm message, so the girl suddenly realized that she should be independent, no matter how much her boyfriend begged, she resolutely broke up with him.

No, the girl directly sent a pennant to the neighborhood committee and asked them to pass it on to Teacher Zeng` ˇ. "

"I'll go. Doesn't her boyfriend hate Teacher Zeng to death?"

"That's right! But I've asked Xiao Hei about it. That girl's boyfriend is quite weak, probably much weaker than Mr. Zeng, so don't worry."

"There are people weaker than Mr. Zeng in this world? Zhanbo is much stronger than him, right?"

"I'm also surprised, but Xiao Hei is definitely not wrong to say this." Lu Ziqiao shrugged, saying that Xiao Hei really said so, and he didn't know the details.

"What are you mumbling about?" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and found that Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao were talking in a low voice, and looked at him with strange eyes from time to time: "Oh, I see, are you jealous? Someone will send you pennants."

"He doesn't know?" Bai Zhi ignored Zeng Xiaoxian's provocation, because this kind of provocation seemed trivial to him.

"Of course I don't know. I found out all these from Xiao Hei, and Xiao Hei also posted a post on the iPartment website, but he blocked Mr. Zeng. Now, he is probably the only one who doesn't know."

"..."

This is great, this is very nice, Bai Zhi's eyes instantly turned into sympathy, and Zeng Xiaoxian's heart was bristling: "Hey, are you guys still men? Is there anything you can't say out loud? It's okay to be slandered by someone later. It's not what a gentleman does."

"I think it's better not to tell him, otherwise I'm afraid he will commit suicide by throwing himself into the toilet."

"Throw yourself into the toilet? Why don't you say swallowing feces to kill yourself?" Lu Ziqiao laughed, agreeing to Bai Zhi's proposal: "Well, it's nothing, we're just discussing your pennant, the workmanship, the fabric, the font, hey , why can’t we encounter such a good thing?”

"Haha, as long as you serve the people like me, don't you have everything? Hahahahaha~"

"...It's really shameless." Bai Zhi complained in her heart: "Then you don't have any acceptance speeches to say?"

"Cough, cough~" Zeng Xiaoxian became serious, crossing his hands on his lower abdomen: "First of all, I would like to thank my parents for their silent support to me, and then I would like to thank the leaders for their cultivation. Let me have the opportunity to serve the people.