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"Then... Chinese cabbage, chicken feathers, water spinach and lettuce..."

"A little older."

"...Egg fried rice, hey, the easiest and the most difficult, the rice needs to be separated..."

"Stop~~" Zhang Wei suddenly stood up: "Your songs are too trendy, there are many old people at the scene, even if you sing a table full of Chinese people, they may not like it..."

Seeing Zhang Wei's helpless look, Meijia asked with some dissatisfaction: "Then what show are you performing?"

"I can lead the uncles and aunts back, and let them experience the feeling of the roller coaster." Zhang Wei talked about his show, sat down, and said with a smile: "Aunt Liu, Uncle Ma, do it with me~ Zi~~ good High~ I'm so scared~"

"..."

"How is it?" Zhang Wei asked with a proud face.

Seeing everyone looking at him, he asked excitedly, "Are you shocked by me? Very good, isn't it?"

Several people shook their heads and clapped their hands, Meijia said, "That's great, it can be included in the textbook."

"That's right, the negative teaching material is called "One Hundred Ways to Be Single."

"And compared to your method, the other 99 methods are all pediatrics."

Zhang Wei's expression froze: "Then what should I do? I don't have any other talents."

"Hey, you can recite "My Mother" in poetry and praise the great mothers. This wave of rainbow farts hits the right position without leaving any traces."

""My Mother"?" Zhang Wei repeated it, and suddenly felt that this was a good idea, which he had originally prepared to deal with Dali's mother: "It's ok~ I'll try..."

"The question is, do you have a mother?" Bai Zhi said speechlessly: "I would like to remind you that if you say something, it will be seen through. Dali must tell her mother that you are an orphan."

"So what? I recite poems, and I didn't say I wrote them myself~" Zhang Wei didn't care at all.

Bai Zhi was also taken aback: "What you said makes sense, but I'm speechless."

"Wait for me to prepare, you can see if it works." Zhang Wei said, turned on the phone, and began to copy poems.

"You still need to search? Let me tell you what poems I have." Zhao Haitang said proudly: "The thread in the hands of the loving mother, the clothes on the wanderer..."

"No, this one doesn't fit the scene, change to another..."

"Oh, and, it's good for people to see a man and a woman, but they don't know that men and women make people grow old..."

"This is fine, let's write it down and see, is there anything else?"

"Let me think about it~" Zhao Haitang continued to search in his mind: "Also, whoever said nothing about grass will get three inches of glory..."

"Is there a longer one? I can't go up and come down in less than a minute, right?"

"Then let me think about it..."

Chapter 1823

Zhang Wei asked Zhao Haitang to read almost all the poems, but Zhang Wei thought it was too short, and Zhao Haitang was out of breath, as if his body had been hollowed out.Bai Zhi finally understood: "Zhang Wei, I don't think you want poetry, but articles, right? This one is too short, and that one is not enough. Even modern poetry is not enough for you to read for 10 minutes~"

"That's right, Zhang Wei, if you really want an article, I can show you a novel I wrote recently, and then you can just follow along."

"You didn't say it earlier, you wasted so much of my time." Zhang Wei said dissatisfied.

"I think you don't feel any pain anymore." Zhao Haitang said helplessly.

"..."

Fortunately, Dali came in at this time, otherwise Zhao Haitang and Zhang Wei might fight, Dali saw that they had a good discussion: "Zhang Wei, let me tell you some good news, my mother said that you are in charge of tonight's Mid-Autumn Festival She is very interested in the party and plans to come and see."

"That's great. Zhang Wei has prepared a program dedicated to the future mother-in-law."

"What program?" Dali asked curiously.

"Poetry recitation, my mother." Zhang Wei said attentively.

"Is this the field you are good at?" Dali was a little dumbfounded, poetry recitation, is that Zhao Haitang's character design?

Zhang Wei said indifferently: "In order to give your mother a good impression, I worked hard."

"..."

Seeing that it has been confirmed, Zhang Wei continued: "Now, with the addition of several of our programs, it should be almost the same. I will ask others to apply for a few more programs, and this program will be enough to support the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala."

After all, it was a small party, and there were not many people watching it. A few programs were good enough.And the main function of this Mid-Autumn Festival Gala is to donate the sponsorship money to the nearby nursing home, which is considered to have the meaning of existence~

An afternoon is long or short, compared to Bai Zhi, this time is too short, he just made [-] mooncakes with lanterns, and even had time to decorate with some good things. It's time to practice plattering.

Zhang Wei was so busy that he didn't even have time to eat dinner. He managed to get more sponsorships and some more shows. He was so busy that the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala was about to start. Although he was nervous, he finally got everything ready.

Zhang Wei even asked Xiaohei Meijia and Ajie to set off for himself.

Yu Mo and Bai Zhi also came to the scene pushing the baby carriage. The baby was restlessly pulling at the edge of the crib. If the crib wasn't too high, they might have crawled out.

Zhang Wei was busy, Curry Sauce and Zhao Haitang were preparing things at the bar, Bai Zhi went over and took a look: "Not bad~ It looks good, Zhang Wei, this time I can add a lot of points~"

"That is." Zhang Wei said proudly, "Are you ready?"

"I should ask you this question." Bai Zhi took out a kitchen knife: "I'll just prepare a kitchen knife, but you have to prepare fruits for me! By the way, don't prepare vegetables, if you use fruits, My platter can be sent down to eat together at that time."

"Don't worry, I've prepared it for you a long time ago." Zhang Wei pointed to the other side, and saw a pile of washed fruits placed there.

This made Bai Zhi very satisfied: "The fruit is ready, the knife is ready, what about the BGM? Are you ready?"

Zhang Wei's smile froze immediately: "What BGM?"

"..." Bai Zhi was about to suffer when she heard it: "I'm going, you didn't even prepare the background music for me? Who wants to watch the dry cut fruit~ Of course, you need to add BGM to make it more magnificent~ I I don’t expect to have a background like Qiao Feng’s, so at least you can give me the background music of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf~~”

"..."

"Okay~ I'll add it for you, isn't it just the BGM? Add it, it's a big deal." Zhang Wei is very angry, anyway, it's all free stuff, you can add whatever you like.

Soon, Meijia and the others also came down, and Meijia pulled the seat aside: "Zhang Wei, we have already arranged the seat, and seat c is reserved for you and Dali's mother. We will sit in the back and support you."

"Thank you for your kindness~" Zhang Wei became happy, and these people really gave face.

It happened to be about to start at this time, and Dali and Dali's mother also came over: "Zhang Wei..."

Zhang Wei heard Dali calling him, looked back, saw Dali and Zhuge Dasheng had arrived, Zhang Wei couldn't help but warmly greeted him: "Auntie Zhu is here."

"There is also Ge."

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"Oh~ Aunt Zhuge."

Zhuge Dasheng asked with some appreciation: "I didn't expect Lawyer Zhang to be enthusiastic about community welfare~"

"Oh~ social responsibility~" Zhang Wei heard the compliment and knew it was a good sign. The rest of the people didn't say anything, knowing that today was Zhang Wei's home game and they couldn't steal his limelight.

Meijia and the others exaggerated Zhang Wei a few words, and Bai Zhi was speechless. Seeing that Zhao Haitang and Curry Sauce had already appeared on stage, Bai Zhi knew that she was going to perform on stage, so she couldn't help but kissed the baby: "Baby, Dad It's time to go up to perform, you wait for daddy to come back, listen to mommy, you understand~~"

"Ayi Ayi~~" Baby giggled a few times, watching Bai Zhi go backstage.

......................................

Zhuge Dasheng really likes babies, and he couldn't help hugging Xiao Yaya when he sat down: "Little Yaya, are you looking forward to your father's performance? I am also looking forward to it, Lawyer Zhang, it's no wonder you are enthusiastic about public welfare, this Mr. Bai is also an amazing philanthropist~"

"A philanthropist?" Zhang Wei suddenly remembered: "You also know?"

Zhuge Dasheng smiled: "Of course I know that Mr. Bai Zhi's father's donation in cash is all represented by our law firm. The anonymous amount is much larger than the real-name one."

"..." Zhang Wei was a little shocked. This was the first time he heard about it. When he analyzed it vigorously, he knew that Bai Zhi's father's real-name donation was obviously unreasonable. At that time, he guessed that there must be many anonymous donations, but he The real-name ones are amazing enough, and the anonymous ones are even more amazing.

In fact, to be honest, those who don't know that's the case. Those who know like her respect Bai Zhi and Bai Zhi's father more than others.

Because although this real-name donation was given to him by Bai Zhi's father as a kind of protection, when the donation was made, Bai Zhi's signature was also required. Bai Zhi signed without hesitation. This has proved that not only Bai Zhi's father donated, but also Bai Zhi portion.

Don't say that they still have a few million to live on. For hundreds of millions or even billions, it can be said that a drop in the bucket is not an exaggeration.

The Great Sage Zhuge didn't say much, after all, these are covered by a confidentiality agreement, and being able to say this level is already the maximum.earth.

Chapter 1824

Bai Zhi was getting ready in the background, and Zhao Haitang and Curry Sauce finally started the abbot: "Mid-Autumn Festival, the golden wind brings coolness. Today, we gather together to enjoy the beautiful scenery and have a happy time."

"Love Apartment, the Mid-Autumn Festival party, starting now." After the applause, it was the sponsor's advertisement.

"Support for this party includes Dugu's Corner Bar, Lonely Corner, the beginning of a new life, friends gathering, entertainment, and wise choices to enrich life." Zhao Haitang read out with a dangerous face.

On the contrary, Zhang Wei was a little embarrassed, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: "Madan, I forgot the name of Baizhi Bar, and Dugu's corner is obviously not a good term~ Is it wrong to use it as a sponsor for the Mid-Autumn Festival at this time?" what?"

Not to mention Zhang Wei, Bai Zhi felt his ass hurt, but he didn't need to whisper like Zhang Wei, Bai Zhi said speechlessly: "Who wrote this word? It's vulgar and not serious."

"Thank you... Qingyan Cemetery, the leading ecological cemetery in China, has an elegant environment and convenient transportation. As long as the family is neat and tidy, the grave must be sure, and there will be green smoke. Qingyan Cemetery is an excellent choice for your family."

Bai Zhi opened her mouth wide as she listened to Zhao Haitang read the sponsor, Qingyan Cemetery?This is really meeting stitches~

Before he finished complaining, Zhao Haitang continued to read: "Thank you... Lawyer Wang Fang's studio, the studio opened as a guest, consultation is free, mediation is [-]% off, lawyer Wang Fang is a hundred times more reliable than lawyer Zhang Wei professional lawyer."

"Is Zhang Wei crazy about sponsoring? Forget about the Qingyan Cemetery, but also for the competitors?" Bai Zhi listened dumbfounded.

Because Zhao Haitang was the first person to perform, so after he finished reading, he went down first, leaving Curry Sauce alone to continue reading the sponsor: "Thank you... for the great support of Feather Cosmetics, Feather Cosmetics, the original Ecological cosmetics, easy to use and no side effects, thanks to honey valley juice tea...Thank you..."

The annoying commercial was finally finished, even the curry sauce sighed, and the main show began: "Next, please enjoy the first program, a taekwondo performance, performed by: the most kind man in iPartment, Zhao Haitang .”

"...It's true, this advertisement must have been written by Zhao Haitang, next time I will ask him to settle the score." Bai Zhi rubbed her nose speechlessly, such a shameless word must have been written by Zhao Haitang.

Zhao Haitang came up to perform a few fists and kicks, and then a little black took the wooden board up, Bai Zhi yawned, Taekwondo performance, really boring.

He himself has also practiced martial arts, and he knows the virtues of those gymnasiums. This board must have been sawn open, hey~

However, Zhao Haitang kicked it down, but he didn't kick it away. Bai Zhi came to his senses: "This is... a board that hasn't been sawn?"

"Oops, I forgot, it's over." The curry sauce next to him suddenly became anxious, this performance will be ruined~

"Ah~~"

"Ha~~" Finally, after several struggles, Zhao Haitang finally kicked the wooden board away, but seeing his bared teeth, it was obviously very bad~

Zhao Haitang limped back to the backstage: "Curry sauce, what's wrong with you?"

"I forgot to saw the plank." Curry Sauce said weakly: "How about I go and take it now?"

"What's the use of sawing now?" Zhang Wei ran in, "Haitang, cheer up, you're going to be the abbot!"

"I think I'm going to the hospital for emergency treatment." Zhao Haitang said weakly.

"Brother's mouth was swollen like that back then, when did you ever give up?" Zhang Wei sighed, "Haitang, think about it, if people mention you in the future, I hope people will say that you are the most handsome man, but you are still a little swollen man?"

"..."

Seeing Zhao Haitang pushing the escalator to go out, Bai Zhi shook her head: "Hey, this kid is really fooling around."

"grateful..."

There was another series of advertisements, and Bai Zhi was about to fall asleep: "Didn't you say that no one is sponsoring? Why are there so many advertisements? Zhang Wei cheated, right? If I had known earlier, I would not have sponsored."

Bai Zhi was a little distressed, one after another, he missed the baby a little bit.

Finally finished reading the advertisement again, Curry Sauce continued to start the program: "Next, please enjoy, brought to us by Angelica dahurica, the white crane spreads its wings."

"It's my turn?" Bai Zhi was shocked, and suddenly a table was pushed out in the field, and it was filled with fruits, including apples, bananas, yellow, red, and more white 0... .....

'Tap~' A kitchen knife was standing on the table, Bai Zhi was flying in his hand, and with a few strokes of 'shua, shua, shua', the white one was cut into feathers. . .

"Okay~~" Zhang Wei was so moved that he finally had something normal to comfort him. . .

Bai Zhi threw an apple up, and instantly completed the shape of the apple in her hand. After all the shapes were cut, Bai Zhi's hands were like a butterfly, constantly combining these fruit scraps and stacking them slowly , the white fruit is used as the wings, and the red crane crown with a touch of experience is on the head, the yellow fruit is used as the claws to support the whole body, and the black sauce dyes the neck, wing tips and tail black.

Finally, put the mouth on and put the kitchen knife away, the whole thing looked like a real white crane flapping its wings. Bai Zhi separated her hands, walked to the table, and bowed to everyone.

"Wah la la la~"

With applause, Bai Zhi returned to the backstage, and someone also helped to send Bai He back. Bai Zhi wiped the sweat from his brow, his fingers were almost cramping, and he put together the platter as fast as he could.

Meijia clapped her hands, leaned into Zhang Wei's ear and said, "Zhang Wei, asking Bai Zhi is the most correct thing you did. Why didn't I discover Bai Zhi's amazing skills before?"

"Hey hey~" Zhang Wei smirked, maybe this is the one who saved the scene~ At the same time, I also regretted it a bit, why didn't I wait for the show to have an accident like Zhao Haitang and try again!

　2.9 After Bai Zhi finished her performance, she came out of the backstage and walked to her seat. Zhang Wei said sincerely, "Thank you."

"You're welcome." Bai Zhi nodded, seeing Xiao Yu staring at her with wide eyes, Bai Zhi couldn't help kissing her, which made the little guy giggle: "Little Feather, how is Daddy's performance?"

"babababa~~"