Bitch living in an apartment

"Okay! Go if you want!"

When the two returned to the apartment, it was quite late. Except for Zeng Xiaoxian who was still preparing a live program on the radio, everyone else had already gone to bed. Even Lu Ziqiao, a night owl, turned off the lights early.

I took my footsteps a little lighter, and went to bed after washing up, and didn't get up until almost noon the next day.

'Click~' Bai Zhi pushed open the door of the room, and was startled by the scene at the door: "I'll go, you three, what are you doing at the door?"

What catches the eye is Lu Ziqiao, Meijia and Guan Gu standing at the door not knowing what they are doing, the three of them are stuck there, Bai Zhi can't even go to the toilet.

The moment the three of them saw Bai Zhi, their eyes lit up immediately, and then they looked at each other, staring at Bai Zhi passionately.

"You... what do you want to do?"

"Baizhi Gege..." Meijia clasped her hands together in front of her chest, and threw it coquettishly again.

"If you have something to say, give way if you have nothing to do! If I pull my pants down, will you pay for it?"

"Compensation, compensation." Guan Gu roared happily, and everyone looked at him: "That...I mean that Meijia can clean it for you."

"Bah..." Meijia spat at Guan Gu, what is this?

Lu Ziqiao smiled attentively again: "Bai Zhi, I heard that the Madman's Club once had the theme of helping others, right? I want to ask you to do me a favor. I wonder if I can?"

"It depends on what's going on. I'm quite happy to help others, but it's not my style to help others." Bai Zhi took a deep look at Lu Ziqiao, and it was clear at a glance who she was talking about.

Unexpectedly, instead of being angry, Lu Ziqiao rubbed his hands together happily: "That's great, Bai Zhi, lend me some money."

"Damn, I told you that I won't lend you money when you're doing harm to others." Bai Zhi couldn't help but swear.

"Hey, this time we proved that he is definitely not going to pick up girls." Meijia hurried out and said.

"Okay!" Since Meijia also looked down on Lu Ziqiao for going out to make trouble, Bai Zhi believed her words: "Then how much do you want to borrow?"

He can also see now that these people should be together, otherwise they wouldn't be squatting here in a group, but they shouldn't be waiting for him specially, but squatting here to discuss what to do.

"Eight thousand."

"Eight thousand?" Bai Zhi exclaimed in surprise: "You demolished other people's houses? What do you want so much for?"

"If you only need to pay such a small amount for the demolition of the house, then there is really something wrong with it." Lu Ziqiao complained silently, but still patiently explained that this was their last straw: "The thing is like this..."

It turned out that Yifei had borrowed a dv player, tossed and turned, changed hands several times, and it was in Xiao Hei's hands, but this guy lost it when he went to the swimming pool in the community.

This is very embarrassing, so Ziqiao and Meijia, two poor ghosts, and Guan Gu, a guy who has just started his career, can't afford so much money at all, so they can only stand at the door to see if they can think of any way .

When Bai Zhi came out, they seemed to see a savior. At least Bai Zhi was easier to talk to than Yifei.

Bai Zhi nodded sympathetically.

"You agreed?" Mika jumped up excitedly.

"No, I mean, you are right, I am indeed easier to talk to than Yifei."

"So?" Lu Ziqiao asked cautiously.

"So, I'm planning to lend it to you, but..." Bai Zhi suddenly thought of a problem, and he and Yu Mo originally planned to go swimming in the swimming pool, but there was a trickster named Xiao Hei, and Bai Zhi decided to cancel the plan .

It would be fine if you go swimming in normal times, but there is a guy with evil intentions. Thinking about it, I feel uncomfortable, so let's go again after a while!

"But what?"

"However, you also know the rules of the club, so I can't give you money so easily."

"Ah?" The three of them looked bitter. They forgot the rule that you can't use conventional methods to help others. In other words, he won't borrow money directly?

The few people were helpless, so Lu Ziqiao had no choice but to ask: "Then how do you plan to help?"

"Let me think about it!!!" Bai Zhi put her hand under her chin, meditating: "You guys say, how about beating Yifei to make her submit?"

"..."

This miraculous brain circuit has successfully made them feel tender inside and out. Please, brother, they are the unreasonable party!Can you stop being so violent?

Besides, you may not be her opponent yet, it will be them who will be miserable at that time. . .

"' ‖With it, we can solve the problem from the root cause!"

"..." Several people's eyes lit up when they heard this. This method sounds more reliable than the one just now, and they asked expectantly, "Which root cause is the solution?"

"From what you said, Yifei also borrowed the dv from the school, right?"

"Correct."

"Yifei's school will have a sports meeting next week, so she hurriedly asked if you want it?"

"That's right, you mean..." Guan Gu seemed to understand something, and laughed, but his face changed: "What do you mean?"

"..."

Lu Ziqiao and Meijia slapped their heads, completely speechless to Guan Gu: "Leave him alone, just keep talking."

"Oh." Bai Zhi replied: "Actually, my idea is very simple. Since (good Li) Yifei wants to take it back to the sports meeting to take pictures, why not just let them fail the sports meeting?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

The three of them were about to cry, Lu Ziqiao said with a mournful face, "Brother, your method is really simple!"

"Simple, right?"

"Don't play with us anymore. The fire is imminent now. I think Yifei may come and kill us at any time. Do you want us to try this kind of terrorist attack that destroys the school sports meeting?"

"It's not impossible! As long as you do this...then that...and finally do this, isn't it all right? Let alone Yifei, even the school can't remember that they borrowed dv. .”

"And then? Wanted by Yifei, wanted by Yifei's school, wanted by the police uncle? Then wouldn't we be in a worse situation than now? Please, what kind of bad idea is this?".

Chapter 170

"Okay! You guys are so troublesome. You can't do this, and you can't do that. You can't do such a simple thing. There is no way out if you stick to the old rules." Bai Zhi complained silently, as if she was very dissatisfied with their pickiness.

"Brother, don't you look at what ideas you came up with. One is more difficult than the other. It's fine to beat one Fei, but you still want to carry out a terrorist attack. I don't want to play like this even if I don't want to die?!"

"That's why I said that your brains can't turn around!" Bai Zhi shook her head, with an unteachable look: "Sabotage of the sports meeting does not necessarily mean terrorist attacks! Now is the era of the rule of law, and your imagination is very dangerous!"

"Then what can you do?"

"It's very simple. Take advantage of your strengths. For example, Ziqiao, you can seduce the wife of the dean of Yifei School! Let her whisper in the dean's ear, and then cancel the sports meeting. Even if you want to be so awesome, you can directly deal with the dean That's fine too."

"Sigh~"

Lu Ziqiao gasped, facing Guan Gu and Meijia's expectant eyes, Lu Ziqiao's scalp was numb!

"How about we talk about beating up Yifei? I think this is easier. I can be an assaulter, so maybe I can still live."

"Okay, okay! I'm not going to tease you, but it's actually easy to solve. As the same sentence, just solve the problem 350 from the root cause."

"You have already said this sentence just now, brother, I really can't do such a horrible thing." Lu Ziqiao complained in pain.

"Who told you that the root cause is the sports meeting of Yifei School? The root cause is that the DV is lost, you know?"

"Yes, yes, yes..." The eyes of the few people lit up, as if they made sense, I hope Bai Zhi would not come up with such a foolish idea this time: "Then what should we do?"

"Just get it back."

"Duang~" The heads of the three of them hit the ground directly, and Mei Jiasheng said without love: "If we can get it back, we don't need to discuss how to pay for it."

"How do you know if you can't find it if you don't look for it? The newly opened swimming pool in the community, right? Maybe someone picked it up and put it in the security guard's place? Besides, we still have the artifact."

"What artifact?"

Bai Zhi smiled mysteriously: "Daha Xiaoha, get up and go to work."

"Wang Wang~"

The two little ones ran over cheerfully, circling around Bai Zhi's feet, and Bai Zhi hugged them up: "No, do you see? If the DV is still in the swimming pool, we can find it. If you’re not in the swimming pool, then we’ll discuss the matter of compensation, and since Yifei won’t be used until next Monday, we still have time, so why are you so generous to spend 8000 yuan to buy a new one?”

"Yes, yes, yes, I agree, I can find the best." Guan Gu immediately nodded in agreement.

Lu Ziqiao and Meijia agree with this statement very much. Indeed, if they can get it back, they can save a lot of money!

"It's just that big and small can do it? They are not police dogs, and the smell in the swimming pool will dissipate quickly, right?"

"It's still the same sentence, how will you know if you don't try?" Bai Zhi said calmly: "Besides, Daha and Xiaoha are trained completely like police dogs, so you can rest assured about this matter."

"..."

The three looked at the two little ones, and couldn't help but feel silent mourning for their tragic fate. They were sled dogs again, but this was nothing, because the definition of Erha was a sled dog.

But now he has to be trained as a police dog. This is really different from ordinary people who eat and sleep, eat and sleep, demolish the house for nothing, and shovel excrement officers for nothing. At a young age, I can bear it A burden they shouldn't bear.

"Then let's go!" Meijia happily snatched Xiaoha over, and was about to go to the swimming pool.

"Wait." Bai Zhi stopped them suddenly, and then threw Daha to Lu Ziqiao: "I just woke up, I haven't washed yet! And I have to tell Yu Mo, you wait for me to wash first."

"Yes, not to mention I forgot, I have a super sexy and cute swimsuit, I'm going to get it." Meijia seemed to remember it, and rushed back to the room.

"Oh~ I also have a pair of really cool swimming trunks, and I want to change them too."

"It's burning your ass, do you still have the mind to change your clothes?" Lu Ziqiao sighed helplessly, seeing that several people ignored him: "Okay! Then I will go and change too."

Boys wash up quite quickly, especially those who don’t need to use facial cleanser and hairspray. Baizhi just brushed his teeth for 5 minutes, then washed his face with water, and told Yu Mo, everything was done ok.

"Hey, are you all right? Why do you want me to wait for you? Lu Ziqiao, where is the DV charger? I'll let Daha and Xiaoha smell it first, and you give it to me first."

Bai Zhi was happy in an instant, he was just brushing his teeth, these guys actually want to change their equipment, girl, it means that you are not in a hurry at all? !

Then why are you in such a hurry?Well, cook the porridge first, then heat the milk, and then give Daha and Xiaoha something to eat. . .

'Da da da~'

There was a knock on the door, Bai Zhi didn't do anything wrong, even if he knew it might be Yifei, he opened the door graciously.

However, the one standing outside was not Yifei, but an old man with gray hair and sunglasses.

"May I ask who you are?" Bai Zhi asked strangely.

"Hello! Handsome guy, is Zi Qiao here?"

"Yes, yes, but who are you?" Bai Zhi became a little wary. Could it be that Lu Ziqiao abducted a girl from a good family, and then his father came to the door, right?

No, you have to ask who it is first, otherwise you can't let him in, or there will be no peace at home.

"Oh, I'm his godfather, you can call me Dumas, you are Zi Qiao's friend, right? I'm glad to meet such a handsome guy!" Dumas extended a hand enthusiastically, wanting to shake hands with Bai Zhi .

Bai Zhi blinked her eyes, she understood in her heart, Lu Ziqiao's godfather?The one who can sell wheelchairs to football players?I'll go, it's better to meet than to be famous!This guy looks like he's going to be more. . .older.

"Oh~" Bai Zhi dragged out her voice, and reached out to shake her hand in the same friendly way: "So you are Alexandre Dumas?"

"You know me? Oh, Zi Qiao told you, right? Hey, this kid can't keep his mouth shut, hahahaha~"

"I know, of course I know." Bai Zhi said excitedly: "I have a question to ask you, I wonder if Mr. Dumas can enlighten me?"

"Ask me any way you want, and I will tell you everything. Ziqiao's friends are my friends."

"Well... calculate your age, you are now two hundred and seven years old, how did you manage to be so strong at such an age?"

"...".

Chapter 171

Hearing this question, even Dumas, who is very adaptable and adaptable, was a little dazed, but it was just a little dazed, and he quickly realized it.

"Hahaha, this Dumas is not that Dumas. I haven't lived that long. Of course my body is very strong!"

"So that's it, please come in!" Bai Zhi nodded thoughtfully, and invited the person in: "It's just right, I'm having breakfast, would you like some?"

"Oh, no, I've already had breakfast. Where is Zi Qiao? Please call him out."

"Oh~" Bai Zhi patted her forehead: "I'm sorry, we had a little fun chatting, I forgot."

"It's ok."

Bai Zhi patted on Lu Ziqiao's door: "Zi Qiao, come out, your godfather is here, come out to pick up the guests."

"Godfather? What godfather?" Hearing this word, Lu Ziqiao quickly opened the door, just in time to meet Alexandre Dumas who was standing by the sofa and greeted him: "Father? Why are you here?"

"Hey, Zi Qiao, long time no see." Alexandre Dumas hugged him happily: "I'm passing by here, and I stopped by to see you. I read your blog on the Internet, and your address is on it."