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"Bai Zhi, you told me not to disturb you just now, and now you ran away by yourself, are you cheap?" As soon as Bai Zhi walked over, Yifei taunted him mercilessly.

"` ‖Don't be ignorant of good people, I'm thinking of your brother, your brother almost went to become a monk just now, do you know that?"

"For the sake of Zhanbo?" Yifei seemed to remember something: "What did you do?"

"It's none of your business, anyway, you just wait and see the good show."

"You..." Yifei resisted the urge to strangle him to death, and secretly put down the fire pressure. Seeing this, Yu Mo hurried to comfort her good sister, lest they fight, and she didn't know who to help.

"Yifei, don't be angry, that's not what he meant, actually... In fact, he just wanted to give us a surprise, right Bai Zhi?"

"Yes, everything Yu Mo says is right." Bai Zhi grinned her white teeth, agreeing shamelessly.

"..."

"..Have."

The wave of dog food caught off guard made Yifei lose her temper a bit, what else could she say?Anyway, what she said was looking for abuse, but Shen Linfeng was as busy as a spinning top every day, and only had time on weekends.

She can't go to Shen Linfeng every day like (okay Zhao) Bai Zhi went to Yu Mo every day, so she is now in love as if she is not in love. . .

"Forget it, my lord has a lot, so I don't care about it like you." Yifei had no choice but to quickly end the topic: "Yu Mo, Wan Yu, do you know what is the party typhoon center theory?"

"I know." Bai Zhi raised her hand like a primary school student: "The so-called typhoon center theory means that people standing in the center of the typhoon will live well, while those around them will become cannon fodder, that is to say, tonight Only one of us can live.

No!Yifei, you want to remind us that there will be a typhoon here, and you know where the eye of the typhoon is?Tell me quickly, I don't want to fly in the sky, and besides, if I go around a few more times, I'm going to throw up. "

"..."

"..."

Yifei took a deep breath, resisting the urge to slap him to death. . . .

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"The so-called typhoon-centered theory of the party means that no matter at what time, the beauty is the core of the party, just like the eye of the typhoon. The beauty in the eye of the typhoon just needs to stand quietly, while the boys They will use this as the center of the circle to spread and distribute, and they will go to great lengths to talk to the beauties in the center.

And by the same token, the girl in the center of the party is a big beauty. "

"Oh, this is the legendary typhoon-centered theory of the party?" Bai Zhi nodded meaningfully: "Does it have to be a beautiful woman? Can't it be a handsome guy?"

"..."

"Don't make trouble, if you want to be the center, then keep your mouth shut and you will become the center."

"Really?" Bai Zhi closed her mouth as expected, but then she kept moving her hands, put the wine glass to her mouth, then stirred the wine glass twice with her tongue, and then poured the wine with her tongue into her mouth.

This scene made Yu Mo dizzy: "emmm, maybe!"

"Eh? What's the matter?" Yifei originally wanted Nse, but suddenly the people around him started to move, diverting to the door and the innermost part.

"Wow, are there two typhoon eyes?" Wan Yu looked at the crowd forming two, and curiously stood on tiptoe 347 feet to look inside.

"I watched the show, hahaha~" Bai Zhi was a little taller than the girls, and he saw Lu Zhanbo in the crowd at the door at a glance. Tonight, this guy is the most beautiful boy.

"That seems to be Zhanbo, right? Why is he dressed like this?"

Wan Yu has sharp eyes, and saw the 'Typhoon Center' at the door through the cracks of people. Although her whole body was covered by the shell of Transformers, she saw the face at a glance.

"This is your plan? Do you dare to be shameless?" Yifei roared dissatisfied, and she didn't know whether she was dissatisfied with Bai Zhi for fooling her brother or because he stole her limelight because of this.

"Why am I shameless? Look, the effect is obvious! Most of the girls surrounded it, and then all the boys went inside."

"The effect is really good." Lu Ziqiao probably saw that the beauty was gone, and he also moved here: "Why didn't I think of it? If I knew it, I would have taken out my dragon robe pajamas, so that this party will be the limelight. gone."

"Don't worry, this is just the beginning, there's more to come!" Bai Zhi rubbed her palms, as if she was still looking forward to that moment.

"Isn't that enough? As long as Zhanbo's brain is not broken, how can he catch a girl?" Lu Ziqiao didn't expect that under such circumstances, Bai Zhi would have another backup.

"Look."

Bai Zhi didn't explain, but looked at Lu Zhanbo in the field. He was spitting and telling the plot of Transformers without the slightest sense of nervousness when he met a girl before.

"Tens of millions of years ago, the five-faced monster, an intelligent life in the universe, invaded a planet in the universe - Cybertron. On this planet, the five-faced monster built a planet core computer magic ball that is convenient for itself to make. . .”

"Oh, Zhanbo is not nervous at all!" Lu Ziqiao looked at Lu Zhanbo who was surrounded by girls in surprise.

"It's unreasonable, I would be upstaged by Zhan Bo, that's fine, that woman over there is actually making trouble in our territory?" Yifei stared fiercely at the woman dancing in the sex dance, it was just that. . .unacceptable.

"What do you want to do?" Yu Mo asked.

"Of course I'm doing what I'm supposed to do." Yifei pouted her nose, dragged a chair, pulled it to the front of the bar, and started to jump up as well. . .

"Sigh~"

Several people gasped, but they quickly reacted and started booing, so the typhoon was divided into three. . .

"Yifei came here to mess things up, right? Now it's all right, it's become a group of demons dancing wildly." Bai Zhi and Yu Mo didn't know which side to look at. He had plans to be with Lu Zhanbo, but Yifei was like this. Quite rare. . .

"Hey, Yifei has always been competitive, and Zhanbo has never had much charm. If he loses to him all at once, of course Yifei is not willing." Yu Mo still knows Yifei very well, and reluctantly told Bai Zhi Explanation.

"I forgot to calculate this link." Bai Zhi was a little depressed: "No, I have to start the plan in advance."

"What do you want?" Yu Mo saw that Bai Zhi took out her mobile phone, and then pressed a button on it.

"Pfft~~~~" Immediately, a long fart sound came from Lu Zhanbo's side, which completely overwhelmed the music and his explanation.

For a moment, the air was almost frozen, and everyone looked over there, as if smelling a strong stench.

Before Lu Zhanbo realized what was going on, he saw that the people around him started to stay away, so Lu Zhanbo realized belatedly: "No, I didn't let it go, in fact, I..."

"Pfft~~~~" Another louder and longer fart reached everyone's ears.

Now everyone has heard it, it was indeed coming from behind Lu Zhanbo's buttocks, the entire "eye of the typhoon" shattered, leaving Lu Zhanbo alone in the Transformers costume messy in the wind.

"Hahaha, is it fun?" Bai Zhi laughed meanly.

Yu Mo twitched the corner of his mouth, and said blankly: "This is your plan? You are so disgusting? Helping Zhanbo scare away the girl, what good is it for you?"

"Of course it's not good. If that's the case, I wouldn't call it a plan." Bai Zhi didn't stop moving her hands: "Pipi Snake, call Pipi Snake, it's your turn to play, did you hear?"

"What is a leather snake?" Yu Mo's mouth twitched again.

"Look at it? Hehehe~ Zhanbo, the feast I prepared for you has just begun, enjoy it to your heart's content! Heh heh heh hahaha~"

Yu Mo ignored this guy's nervousness and just watched quietly. He wanted to see what kind of backhand this guy had prepared. First, he made Lu Zhanbo the prettiest boy in the party, and then made him be surrounded by "wan jing". People's traces disappear', and now there is another skin snake, who can do things like take off your pants and fart?

After there was no one around Lu Zhanbo, he walked to the bar dejectedly. Within a few minutes, after experiencing the ups and downs of his life, Lu Zhanbo didn't collapse, which is considered to be his psychological endurance.

"Why did this happen? It's obviously going well!" Lu Zhanbo came over to complain to Bai Zhi, seeing the crowd completely go to Yifei and the other woman, his heart was broken.

"Don't be discouraged, it's a blessing in disguise, you know it's not a blessing, you have to think on the bright side, you can definitely take this route in the future! This time it was just an accident." Bai Zhi patted him on the shoulder, 'kindly' reminding, but The smile on his face never stopped, making Lu Zhanbo completely unaware of what he was thinking. .

Chapter 166

"Why hasn't that leather snake of yours come yet?" Yu Mo glanced left and right, and there seemed to be nothing wrong in her eyes. She wondered if Bai Zhi had forgotten something.

"What skin snake?" Lu Zhanbo saw that his complaints were ignored, so he had no choice but to forget about it.

"Humph..."

Bai Zhi suddenly turned her attention to Wan Yu who was booing around Yi Fei, Lu Zhanbo and Yu Mo looked over at the same time, Lu Zhanbo asked helplessly: "You don't mean Wan Yu by the skin snake, right?"

As soon as Lu Zhanbo finished speaking, they saw a boy walk up to Wan Yu, then looked at her, and suddenly said affectionately: "Hi, hello, beauty, I noticed you from the beginning, but I saw you So many people called you, and I didn't have the nerve to come to you, and now everyone is gone, so I mustered up the courage to ask, can you be my girlfriend?"

"Hiss~" Lu Zhanbo's eyelids twitched when he heard this, and his heart was like a cat's paw scratching. He wished he could go over and let his slap touch his face intimately.

"But I don't know you!"

Wan Yu didn't expect that someone would come to confess her love just by standing here casually, so she shrank in the corner with some fear.

"It's okay, don't you know each other now? Give me a chance, and I will take good care of you."

"I don't want you to take care of me."

"How is this possible?" The man took a step forward and forced her to the bar: "Every woman needs a boyfriend, and I think we are especially suitable."

"Crackling~~" Lu Zhanbo stared at that side with a murderous look on his face, his teeth creaking, and Bai Zhi leaned over: "Hey, Zhanbo, are you just watching Wanyu being harassed like this? Let me remind you, the hero saves you!" Beauty is the easiest thing to arouse a woman's favor.

Wan Yu has made it very clear that she doesn't like her. If you go, it's not self-indulgent. If you don't go, people will preempt you, and you will become cannon fodder. Look, how many people around are gearing up for it! ? "

"What?" Lu Zhanbo was startled, this kind of thing must never happen, so Lu Zhanbo sank to his dantian.

"Stop it..."

"..." Lu Zhanbo wanted to shout out, but was interrupted directly by someone. He held his breath in his throat and couldn't move up or down. Zeng Xiaoxian walked in from outside the door with a dark face.

Only then did Lu Zhanbo heave a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it wasn't someone else, at least Zeng Xiaoxian didn't like Wanyu, that's for sure, if he dared to mess around, Yifei would be the first to let him go.

"Lin Wanyu, and Hu Yifei." Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to be suppressing the anger that was about to explode, and squeezed out the two names from between his teeth.

"Zeng... Teacher Zeng."

Yifei stopped her hot dance at the same time, and Wanyu also breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, but this result made Bai Zhi's face black as the bottom of the pot.

"Hehehehe..." Yifei nodded apologetically to everyone, and pushed Zeng Xiaoxian to go outside: "Let's go, let's talk outside, talk outside."

Zeng Xiaoxian also knew how to measure, and walked outside without resistance, Wan Yu ran out as if seeing a savior, leaving only the snake boss standing aside aggrievedly, throwing at Bai Zhi A look for help.

Bai Zhi's mouth was almost twisted with anger, and she said with difficulty: "Pippi Snake, you retreat! It's okay."

"Who is Pipi Snake?" Lu Zhanbo asked curiously when he saw that Wan Yu was out of danger.

"It's none of your business." Bai Zhi said angrily at him, "Damn, my perfect plan was ruined like this, this guy is half responsible, Bai Zhi doesn't want to talk to him."

"This is your plan, in vain?" Yu Mo was quite happy watching from the sidelines, and she who had been participating in watching the play, naturally could almost guess what was going on: "It doesn't look like it's going well~"

"It's all Mr. Zeng's fault. When he didn't come back, he came back at such a critical time. No, I want to go out and scold him."

"Eh." Yu Mo hurriedly pulled him back: "No, it's already our fault that we didn't remember to inform him. If you scold him at this time, isn't that adding fuel to the flames?"

"Just kidding, you would rather demolish ten temples than break up a marriage, you know? For a marriage, even someone's house can be demolished, let alone a mere cheat?

Besides, as a member of the madmen's club, I don't have this kind of awareness, so what use do I need him for?I'm going to fire him. "

Bai Zhi couldn't hold back no matter what, Yu Mo had no choice but to let him go, leaving only Lu Zhanbo alone, the whole process didn't know what happened, what kind of snake, what kind of marriage?Who is getting married?What did he do again?

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"Zeng Xiaoxian, you bastard, do you know what you have done that is outrageous? Do you still have a conscience?"

Wan Yu and Yi Fei, who were being trained, looked over at the same time, with apologetic expressions on their faces, but when they saw Bai Zhi's righteous words and began to hate Zeng Xiaoxian, they couldn't help giving a thumbs up, you are amazing.

"I should be the one who said this, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian was so confused, he was the victim, okay?

"Wanyu, Yifei, go in! Today I'm going to talk to Teacher Zeng."

 …  

Bai Zhi rolled up his sleeves, startling Zeng Xiaoxian. He put on a self-defense posture: "What do you want to do? Don't think that I can't beat you, you can do whatever you want. This is a society ruled by law."

"Don't talk to me about these useless things, you've snatched Zhan Bo's scenes, do you know how much thought I put into adding Zhan Bo's scenes?"

"????" Zeng Xiaoxian was even more confused: "Are you speaking human language? Why can't I understand?"

"Nonsense, of course you don't understand. When that Wan Yu was forced to confess her love just now, why did you join in the fun? Will you die if you come in a few seconds late? Zhanbo will jump on him."

"..."

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, he thought about it carefully. It seems that Wan Yu was indeed forced into a corner by a man at that time, and then he rushed up without thinking too much, especially when he saw Yifei. When dancing, you don't do things through your brain at all.

At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian figured out the joints, and began to feel guilty: "That, that, don't I know? Those who don't know are innocent! Please forgive me this time! Baizhi Gege."

"Ouch~" Bai Zhi was caught off guard by the coquettishness and almost vomited out. He had been trained on how to deal with a girl's coquettishness, but he hadn't trained how to deal with a big man's coquettishness.

"Do you dare to be more cheap?"

"I don't know! Hehe, if I knew, I would wait for Zhanbo to take action before coming in." Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head in embarrassment, as if he had made a mistake.six.

Chapter 167

Bai Zhi gave Zeng Xiaoxian a scolding, and felt at ease after a while.

But he was comfortable, but Zeng Xiaoxian was depressed, and he was scolded for no reason, whoever he was would be in a bad mood.

It wasn't until Bai Zhi went back that Zeng Xiaoxian realized this: "Eh? It doesn't make sense! I'm the victim, why was I the one who was scolded? Damn, he fooled me again."