Bitch living in an apartment

"Hey, where did I go?"

But it was different this time. After 5 minutes, Bai Zhi found that the plate was empty and there was nothing left, so she couldn't help asking, and seeing Yifei still chewing, she couldn't help but twitched the corner of her mouth: "Hey, what about your curry paste?" Possessed? Let you eat it all?"

"Anyway, you made it bad, I can't eat it? It's shameful to waste food."

"Who said it was bad?" Bai Zhi almost spat out a mouthful of [-]-year-old blood: "I just said that it is not suitable for tea parties, but I didn't say it was bad, you should leave a sample~"

"..."

Yifei turned her head away with a guilty conscience, not daring to look at Bai Zhi's appearance, but just eat it~ What else can I do?

Just when Yifei was embarrassed, three people ran in from outside the door, which gave Yifei a reason to change the subject directly: "What are you doing?"

"I'll say it first, I'll say it first..."

Curry Sauce, Zhao Haitang, and Zhang Wei ran over, as if they were speaking in class when they were young.Yifei got a little impatient with the noise, so she simply waved her hand: "Oh, what's the noise, ladies first, curry sauce first."

"My game is, Big Stomach King Competition in 09, which not only enhances the relationship, but also increases the fun. The loser can't drink water, and the winner can drink water. How about it? Sister Yifei, isn't it interesting?" Curry Sauce said with confidence.

"Big stomach king competition?" Bai Zhi complained, and it was really curry sauce: "Then who in the apartment can compare to you~ Also, the big stomach king competition in the tea party, you think the scene is too ordinary, and you want a little bit of gunpowder?"

Yi Fei nodded and agreed with Bai Zhi's words: "That's right, after 3 minutes of the game, the stomach is full, who has the energy to drink tea~ We are holding a tea party, we get together to chat, play games, and enhance our relationship. By the way, let's celebrate the housewarming, not to kill you, no, next one."

"That's right, my plan is much better." Zhao Haitang directly pushed the curry paste away: "I checked the ethnic literature, combined with housewarming customs, and designed a brand new event... At that time, we will buy A Go board is laid out in the living room, played blindly, using one's own body as a chess piece, and a live band is invited to accompany the event, giving the event a sense of momentum.

How about it?We can drink tea elegantly, and play chess elegantly at the same time, and also exercise memory ability and layout ability, isn’t it great? "

"Go... can ten people play?" Bai Zhi scratched her face, "Why don't you just build a basketball court on it? Just ten people, let everyone push wheelchairs to play?"

"Well..." Yifei nodded: "You can talk about an event that everyone can participate~ And... how many people in the apartment can play Go? Is there any suspense in this event?"

"That's right..." Zhang Wei also pushed Zhao Haitang away just like Zhao Haitang pushed away the curry sauce just now: "My activities are much better, young people like you like to choose activities that you like, and don't think about them at all. Other people's feelings, my activities are simple.

We can watch a movie while drinking tea, borrow a projector, project it on the wall, and play some good-looking movies, or just use it to play some games or something, which is quiet and saves money. "

"Oh~ I'm not on a date to watch a movie, what kind of projector do you borrow~" Yifei said dissatisfiedly: "Besides, Zeng Xiaoxian finally came back, we mainly chat, have a party, play some interesting games, watch The film didn't even say a word, no, I don't like these three proposals, anyway, I have already told Zeng Xiaoxian that there is a fun tea party, if you can't come up with a reliable proposal, I won't move."

For a moment, the three of them couldn't help covering their eyes, and they couldn't think of anything wrong.But there is no way, they can only think of other ways.

"Why don't you take out Zhanbo's Kaitiandidi? That thing is suitable for multiple people to play, although it's a bit brain-intensive, but it's good to pass the time~" Bai Zhi suddenly suggested: "And the upstairs is big enough to spread out. "

"Create the world? What the hell?" The three of them, who were thinking about what other games they could play, were stunned when they heard Bai Zhi's words.

Bai Zhi was stunned, and suddenly realized: "That's right, none of you have played it before. This is a board game developed by Zhanbo, the name is the fission of the earth. Although it was upgraded to Big Pineapple later, we haven't played it anymore. .

This is a board game that combines dozens of games, such as Killing Game, Three Kingdoms Killing, Mahjong, Roulette, Truth or Dare, etc. It is extremely brain-burning, but very interesting, and suitable for multiple people to play together. , It will take more than two hours to say nothing. "

"There is such a cruel game? Why didn't you show it before?" Zhang Wei asked in a daze.

"Oh~ this game is good, but it's too brain-intensive." Yifei's eyes dodged a little, and this game also gave her some bad memories: "I'm afraid that with your IQ, you really can't play it. "

"It's quite an introduction, it seems to be quite difficult." When Curry Sauce heard that there were dozens of game fusions, she felt a little out of her mind. Let alone dozens of games, she couldn't quite understand even a few.

"However..." Yifei thought for a while: "You can take this game as a backup game. If they can't think of it, then this will be a good substitute."

"750 is fine~" Bai Zhi patted the table: "But where did you put this thing?"

Yifei curled her lips: "Hehehe~ I threw it into a corner. It's been a long time since I played with this thing. I guess many things are broken."

"How can it be bad? Hurry up, go and tidy it up, maybe it will come in handy."

"What's the rush? There's still a day or two left!"

"..."

Although they don't know what game it is, Zhang Wei and Zhao Haitang seem to be very strong in a hurry.But soon they reacted with a jolt. If they were playing this game, then who came up with the idea?

Several people looked at Bai Zhi, and couldn't help feeling that this guy was very dangerous. They quietly mentioned a game, and then listed it as a backup game.

There seemed to be something wrong with the way Bai Zhi looked at them: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"No...it's nothing." Several people were also secretly vigilant in their hearts, they must not let this scheming bitch succeed, and they must make the backup game really a backup game.

Bai Zhi always feels that these people are inexplicable, looking at her like this, what are their intentions?They wouldn't be targeting me, would they?

"..." Bai Zhi shuddered. .

Chapter 1722

"Why hasn't Yu Mo come back yet? Didn't she just go and have a look?"

Zhao Haitang, Zhang Wei, and Curry Sauce went out again to think of a solution, but Bai Zhi had nothing to do. After being interrupted by a few people, he didn't want to continue making snacks. chess record.

"It's only been a few hours, and you miss her? If you are in a long-distance relationship, you probably need to make a phone call every hour, right?" Yifei shook her head, stupid mortal~ Xiu Enai is not so beautiful~

"No, the main reason is that she has already gone out without even putting on makeup. If she is going to stay outside for a long time, she will definitely not be without makeup. Something must have happened. What do you think it will be?"

"How do I know?" Yifei rolled her eyes impatiently: "Hey, a girl who wants to put on makeup even if she stays at home for a day, but you made her into a woman who only dares to put on makeup even if she wants to go out. , Bai Zhi, you are really a sinner~"

"It's a blessing in disguise, but you know it's not a blessing. When a person has a better hobby, even if he doesn't stick to his original hobby, it's not so unacceptable." Bai Zhi also retorted lightly: "In my opinion, this is not a crime. This creates the continuation of life. Hey~ What am I doing with you? You, a man who hasn’t even given birth to a child, will definitely not understand what a mother’s sense of responsibility is.”

"..." The corner of Yifei's mouth twitched, wishing to tear off Bai Zhi's mouth, Ma Dan, are you still reasonable?

Bai Zhi didn't know if she had reasoned with her, but Bai Zhi knew: "I'm not trying to scare you, you are now considered an advanced maternal age, if you don't hurry up and have a baby, you will never be able to give birth again~"

"You don't need to worry about that." Yifei gritted her teeth and stared at him bitterly.

When the two were talking about such a great cause as having a child, Yu Mo finally came back at this time, and Yifei said impatiently: "Yu Mo, you can count yourself back, and you won't come again, this bastard is going out again to find You, take him away quickly, and hinder me from writing courseware ¨‖."

"Why did he mess with you again?" Yu Mo knew that when Bai Zhi and Yifei got together, they would either fight or expose each other's wounds. Once she heard Yifei say this, she knew that Yifei had lost the quarrel again.

"I didn't provoke her, it was she who provoked me. You said I cared about you, but she insisted on mocking me in a weird way. Don't you think this is crazy?" Bai Zhi said lightly: "By the way, why have you been here for so long? ? Is there something to fix over there?"

"That's not true, but I went to Yifei School."

"What are you going to my school for?" Yifei asked a little puzzled, "Do you want to go to the postgraduate entrance examination now?"

Yumo has attended university, but it is not a good university, but a junior college that does not even count as a second degree. Those who want to take the postgraduate entrance examination have to upgrade their qualifications to a bachelor's degree, which can be said to be quite troublesome.

"Of course not. I'm helping Xiaoyaya and Xiaoyu to find out which university is better."

"..."

"..."

The two suddenly petrified, and Yifei's brain didn't turn around: "Wait a minute... Show it to Xiaoyaya and Xiaoyu? Are you too early? Are you sure they will go to college in the future?"

"That's for sure, how could my baby fail the university entrance exam?" Yu Mo said proudly.

"No, no, no..." Yifei shook her head: "I mean... the baby can't even talk now, isn't it too early to go to college now?"

"Who says they can't talk? They'll all be calling mommy."

"..."

Bai Zhi rubbed her nose and coughed: "That... Yumo~ I was just joking yesterday, don't take it seriously, I didn't ask you to plan your baby's college plan, I just... just talk about me What do you hope the baby will become in the future, I just write and write casually out of boredom, you don’t have to do this, let’s talk about it later~”

"That's no good. I just have time now, so I can help you take a look. What if the baby asks for my advice in the future?"

"..."

Yifei clutched her forehead, feeling the pain in the trigeminal nerve, what the hell is this~ Just because of a quarrel, did you go to war like this?

Bai Zhi and Yifei really couldn't figure out what to say, but Yu Mo said again: "I am much better than Bai Zhi's mother, you see, Bai Bai was just born, and his mother was looking for a wife for him. Enlightened, let the baby find a lover by himself in the future, I believe in their vision."

"It's difficult to look for it with what's written in Bai Zhi's scumbag manual." Yifei said dumbfounded. During this time, Lu Ziqiao had been talking about the scumbag's manual, and she was about to memorize it by herself.

According to what is written in that, it is estimated that men all over the world are scumbags.

Yifei understands the two fathers' psychology of protecting their daughters, but it's not necessary, right?In the future, I will be lonely forever~

No, now we are talking about the issue of university, not the issue of marrying a daughter-in-law. Yifei persuaded with some melancholy: "` ‖Yumo, looking at it now, isn't it too early? At least wait until the baby is in kindergarten~"

"That's right~ Maybe when the baby goes to college, their school will be closed!? It's useless if you look at it."

"..." Yifei's eyebrows twitched, you bastard, how dare you say, how many mistakes would it take for a key university to be closed within 20 years?

"It makes sense..." Yu Mo thought for a while, and felt that it seemed quite reasonable: "That's right, if any student rushes in with explosives in the future, the school might be gone..."

"That's right~~" Bai Zhi breathed a sigh of relief, as long as you don't bother with this matter, it doesn't matter what reason you give up.

"It seems that in the future, I will have to focus on those universities with militarized management. This kind of school (Zhao Li's) has high security and is relatively long-lasting. It should still be there in 20 years."

"..."

Well~ now it's not giving up, but diverting attention, a university with militarized management?Bai Zhi almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. This kind of university is usually a military university, right?

Before Bai Zhi persuaded, Yu Mo picked up the bag: "That's it, I'll go and see the baby, and then look for information, see what good military management universities are in the city, and let the baby know by the way Listen, let them know."

"I..." Bai Zhi was about to speak when Yu Mo's door was closed.

"This kid is crazy." Yifei couldn't help sighing.

"I don't know if she's crazy or not." Bai Zhi stared blankly at Yu Mo: "There's something wrong with her~ When I fooled her before, although she knew it later, she never took it so seriously. What happened? .”

Chapter 1723

Bai Zhi cautiously opened the door, and found that Yu Mo was telling the awakened baby something, it sounded like the name of a certain school.He walked in with a bit of pain: "Yumo, what's wrong with you? Why did you suddenly think of planning a university for your baby? Didn't we say that? Let them choose their own path in the future, and we can only help Does it work?"

"Isn't it okay to show the baby in advance?" Yu Mo said lightly: "It's better to set a goal for the baby in the future~"

"Yumo, are you angry for what I said yesterday? I can apologize to you. I was just joking. I'm not blaming you. It's not that you haven't read my two letters. It's just that I just picked them up when I was bored. It’s just written as a flavoring agent.”

"I'm not angry about what happened yesterday~ It's just that I suddenly figured it out."

"What did you figure out?" Bai Zhi asked a little speechlessly.

"Sasha's mother downstairs told me~ planning a university does not necessarily mean which university to let the baby go to~ it is planning for the baby, rather it is planning for the parents, because every parent does not have a goal of 750 when raising a child. Just coax the children to sleep, coax the children to breastfeed, and then when the babies grow up, they think about making money, then go to school, and let them learn.

But the way the baby walks is closely related to the parent's education, as long as I make a plan and follow this plan, even if I don't have to teach the baby to develop in this direction, I can also teach the baby to go in a goal~"

Bai Zhi was thoughtful: "You mean, you are going to make a plan for yourself, the baby's training plan? Don't you have to say which university to plan for them?"

"That's right, that's what I mean." Yu Mo nodded vigorously: "Huh? Did Sasha's mother mean that? Why didn't she just tell me?"

Bai Zhi breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, it's not that something is wrong, but that she wants to do something.

I can't help but shake my head helplessly, it is indeed~ From the perspective of ordinary people, taking care of a baby means feeding, changing diapers, putting them to sleep, and then killing time by themselves.

At most, like Meijia, playing a few enlightenment songs can give the baby a good impression.

But Bai Zhi also understands that not everyone is like them. Taking care of the baby is already tiring enough, and they will be woken up every two hours every night, and they have to take care of work.

It can be described as exhausting, let alone thinking of a plan for myself.

Bai Zhi went over and sat down beside Yu Mo, and smiled: "That mother Sha Sha didn't explain it clearly to you, or she didn't even know it herself."

"What do you mean?" Yu Mo was a little dazed: "Isn't that the case?"

Bai Zhi spread her hands: "It's right to make a plan for yourself, but you forgot? The baby is still young, no matter whether it is psychological or physical, it is impossible to plan it out, so you are still too anxious."

"When will we have to wait?"

"Wait until the baby is one year old." Bai Zhi blurted out as if she had already prepared to say something.

"Why? Does it mean anything?"

"Because, catch the week." Bai Zhi explained: "As long as we have this ceremony, we can initially know what the baby wants in the future, although they don't know what they catch, and they may not even go in this direction in the future. , but at least we can go ahead and plan for the future.

Actually~ You don’t need to tell me, I’ve already thought about it, but I just haven’t told you, otherwise you think I’m a person who has been planned, and I’m not prepared at all? "

Yu Mo was shocked immediately: "Eh? Are you ready? When did you prepare?"

"When the baby was born." Bai Zhi replied: "Just like you said, parents nowadays have to take care of the baby, work, and life at the same time, it's really tiring.

But I’m different. I don’t need to think too much about life and work. I just need to take good care of my baby. Every time I’m on shift, I can’t sleep at night and I always think wildly, so I will think about the future, remember Just remember, it's almost there. "

"Where is it? Show me." Yu Mo was very surprised, she thought she had already walked in front of Bai Zhi~ but she was still thrown two blocks away.

"No, it's all here." Bai Zhi took out the computer and displayed the hidden folders.

Yu Mo's face turned dark when he saw it: "You are trying to hide it from me, right? How many people on your computer can read it?"

"That's right~ The main reason is that I don't want to distract you. Look, you just listened to what Shasha's mother said, and you're so anxious. If you saw it, wouldn't you go to heaven?"

"Then why are you showing me now?"

"Because you are going to heaven, I can only tie you a rope to make you feel at ease~"

"..." Yu Mo was speechless after hearing what Bai Zhi said, what does it mean to tie a rope to make her feel at ease?Are you that cheating?