Bitch living in an apartment

Unless the mobile phone happens to be nearby and the video is taken, it will be difficult to save it.

But once it is preserved, it is definitely a very precious material, but this product not only took a picture, but also recorded the sound, which made her jealous.

She wondered if she would also set up a video camera to monitor the baby's every move in the future. . .

"Yo yo yo~~" Bai Zhi shook the two little guys: "If you call it the first time, you will call it the second time, haha~ that's great."

Although the syllable is not very accurate, although it is also ambiguous, but the syllable 'Daddy' can still be heard, Bai Zhi can be said to be quite happy.

Bai Zhi coughed and calmed down: "In order to celebrate the first time Xiaoyu called her father, I decided to have a big meal tonight. I haven't made a big meal for a long time, and my skills are almost rusty."

As soon as this remark came out, Yifei's eyes lit up.During the period of Yumo's pregnancy, Bai Zhi always cooked by herself, but it was commonplace. If it was a big meal, it was not known how long ago.

Now that you can eat it again, how dare you~

"Then I'll help you buy vegetables." Yifei took the job to herself.

"Yes." Bai Zhi readily agreed.

It's not that Yifei is so active, but because, in this way, she can buy what she likes to eat, and finally cook a big meal. Of course, she chooses her favorite dish.

Bai Zhi doesn't mind letting her, a witness, go shopping for vegetables. Anyway, she can do whatever she buys~ If she really wants to buy some cabbage~ pork~ or something, that's her business, anyway, the big meal has been promised, If you think this is a big meal, then it doesn't matter, he has saved a lot of trouble!

Bai Zhi can do a lot of tricks, as long as she dares to buy, Bai Zhi will dare to do it.

After Yi Fei left, Bai Zhi became more and more joyful as she watched, and the whole thing was bouncing around, making the two little guys laugh loudly: "Little Yaya~ Your younger sister is called Dad even when you are younger, you have to work hard~ ~"

Those few minutes were too small, Xiao Yu's identity as a younger sister would definitely not be able to escape, but Xiao Yu was already impressive, and Xiao Yaya should be there soon.

But how fast is it, Bai Zhi doesn't know, he only knows that babies may be able to speak as early as five months old, and some can't speak at three years old. Of course, the latter must be somewhat stunted. will be like that.

After teasing the two of them for a while, Bai Zhi couldn't wait to cut this video, then turned up the volume specifically, and sent a message. . . .

Chapter 1714

"what?"

Sure enough, after Yu Mo came back happily at night, she heard Bai Zhi brag about the baby calling her daddy. For a moment, she who was just about to continue to develop her ambitions, seemed to be thrown a bucket of cold water.

In her eyes now, these careers are completely inferior to her two little guys.After hearing that Xiao Yu actually called her father, the jealousy on her face was clearly visible.

I was still thinking about it, if I knew I would not go out today.She must have thought that Bai Zhi casually taught the little guy to call him daddy after she left, and the little guy happened to have this language ability, so he called him daddy first.

If the one taught to call her mother first, she would definitely call her mother first, Yu Mo regretted it~ I would have stayed at home if I knew it earlier, so that I would have heard it called mother first.

So, while Bai Zhi was cooking, Yu Mo kept teaching Xiao Yu to call her mother.

But it is obvious that although the child accidentally called out his father, there is still a long way to go before he learns to be a real father and mother.

But little Yaya was thrown into Yifei's arms, and immediately the baby became unhappy and unhappy, so after babbling for a long time, it seemed that she was about to cry, and she yelled again: "dada ~~~"

"..."

Yu Mo was startled by this sound immediately, and then her face turned black. This time she listened to it sincerely, and said with a bit of grievance: "Little heartless, mom takes care of you every day, you don't even call mom , actually called Dad first."

Bai Zhi, who was cooking, couldn't laugh or cry, although she was happy, she was a little embarrassed seeing Yu Mo like this.

Fortunately, Dali stood up and explained to Yu Mo at this time: "Actually, Sister Yu Mo, don't pay too much attention to it. It's not because they don't want to call mom first when babies call daddy first, but because you teach more daddies. That’s why I called this first.”

"Where is it?" Yu Mo was a little dissatisfied, she felt that she definitely called her mother more than her father.

Dali smiled: "Actually, teaching can be regarded as a subtle process. Children's language development is a very complicated process, but most children will call Dad first. From the perspective of pronunciation, mother's pronunciation is easier than father's." The mother only needs to close her mouth and then open her mouth wide to make a sound easily.

The "B" sound requires more complex tongue and lip coordination.But the ease of pronunciation does not mean that the child will say mother first.

Scientific research shows that because children are at home with their mothers, they hear the syllable "dad" more often.For example: Dad will come home soon, and Dad will come back. These sentences will let children know clearly what "Dad" is, and they also know that they need to use this word to refer to a fixed person.So most of the children say daddy first because they usually hear too much daddy's pronunciation instead of mommy's.

Therefore, the child is called father or mother first, which does not mean that he loves more for father or mother. "

"That's right, Yu Mo, don't worry, the baby will be called Dad, and it's not far from being called Mom." Bai Zhi echoed: "After all, calling Mom is easier than calling Dad. It's because you have been taking care of the baby, so the baby will learn to call Dad first. Well~"

"Then tell the baby in the future, just say that mom is back, if it's not that dad is back, I will definitely call you mom~~"

Bai Zhi couldn't laugh or cry: "Okay, you can teach me whatever you want."

After dinner, Bai Zhi was undoubtedly happy. After checking her profile on the Internet, Bai Zhi couldn't help but laugh because of the many people who liked her.

Seeing that, Yu Mo was very jealous, and kept holding the two little guys to teach pronunciation but would not let go until they resorted to the Dafa of crying bitterly, and Yu Mo spared them.

. . . . . .

The time passed like this, besides squatting in the shop every day to develop his own business, Yu Mo had no time to teach his mother's pronunciation.

Finally, a week later, Yu Mo fulfilled his wish and taught the two little guys. He immediately beamed with joy, and with a wave of his little hand, all drinks in the bar were discounted by [-]% for a week.

This made Bai Zhi vomit blood. If you want a discount, you should also go to the cosmetics store to get a discount~ Why go to the bar to make a fuss?

Yu Mo euphemistically called it a punishment for him.

The ghost knows what she is thinking in her heart, Bai Zhi can't help sighing, a woman's heart is a sea needle~

At this time, the outline of Zhao Haitang's novel was finally finished, and he announced righteously that he would start writing in a few days, and asked everyone to join in.

Although they were very helpless towards Zhao Haitang's entanglement, they still looked forward to this novel.

After all, novels based on real people and real things around them will look very immersive.

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"Hey, Zhao Haitang, when will your novel be released?" Yifei couldn't wait any longer. He turned to look at the book that Zhao Haitang had prepared for so long, and what was written in the novel based on their real life stories? Kind of.

"Don't worry~ Publication of novels needs to be reviewed. I'm a prolific writer, and the editor will definitely not embarrass me. Don't worry~ it will be soon." Zhao Haitang took a sip of water and said calmly.

Soon he received a message saying that the release had been completed: "Exactly, it has been released, you can watch it."

Several people turned on their mobile phones, and Zhang Wei asked, "What is the title of the book? "Love Apartment"?"

 …

"Of course not. Using this name would infringe copyright, so I used a better name." Zhao Haitang shook his head: "The title of the book is "The Love of a Mental Patient", how about it? Isn't it beautiful?"

"..."

"..."

The movements of several people's hands froze, looking at Zhao Haitang's innocent smile, the corners of Curry Sauce's mouth twitched and said, "Do you have any misunderstanding about the word beauty?"

"Of course not. Think about it. Everyone in the world is chasing love, but the current love has been mixed with too many impurities, but the mental patients are different. Although their minds are naive, they are the purest. Their romance, isn't it Is it beautiful?"

"You can do this?" Meijia complained in a daze.

Seeing that everyone still didn't accept it, Zhao Haitang immediately said: "Hey, don't pay attention to this detail, just look at the content, that's the key point."

"..."

Everyone had no choice but to continue reading, found the book, and took a look at the introduction: a group of young people with different personalities, two apartments full of love, the best friends are by their side, and the person they love the most lives across the street. We walk into their lives, so stay tuned. . .

Well, the introduction is quite in line with their appetite, but it is a bit familiar.

"Is it familiar?" Bai Zhi was a little speechless: "This is the line in Zhuzhu's apartment made by Xiao Hei, and he directly quoted it."

"Scholar's business, can that be called plagiarism? This is called borrowing."

"..."earth.

Chapter 1715

Everyone ignored this shameless guy. He said it so nicely, but he didn't miss a single word.Instead, it turned to Chapter 1.Sure enough, as Bai Zhi expected, Zhao Haitang really started from that wedding, because in Bai Zhi's description, it was that wedding that formally named this apartment: Love Apartment.

These are all fine, the problem lies in Zhao Haitang's description. . .

More than ten years ago, in the face of an increasingly rapidly developing world, people's life pressure was increasing, and there were more and more mental illness records.So, a highly respected doctor stepped forward.

He built an apartment in this city, but named it: mental hospital.

However, this is not a hospital, just an apartment, an apartment called a mental hospital.The purpose of this doctor is to create a last paradise in this stressful world.But there is a condition for staying in this apartment, that is, only people who are about to become mentally ill can live in it.

And our story all stems from that magical and beautiful wedding. . .

Seeing the background of this story, let alone continue reading, now they all want to jump up and hit people, Yifei gritted his teeth, and shouted word by word: "Zhao~Hai~Tang, this is what you call based on real life. The revised novel? The love apartment has become a mental hospital? You mean we are crazy?"

"Mr. Hu, look clearly, he is a person who is about to become mentally ill, not really mentally ill." Zhao Haitang retorted calmly.

"It's all the same, are you itchy?"

Zhang Wei and Lu Ziqiao hurriedly pulled Yifei. Although Lu Ziqiao was a little bit pained, he was not as angry as Yifei: "Forget it, forget Yifei, let's continue watching."

Yifei glared at him fiercely, the meaning was obvious, if the latter continued to talk like this, she might really kill him.

Several people continued to read and explained the background, that is to describe the scene of the wedding.

At the beginning, it was still as Bai Zhi said, the meeting between Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu, but. . .In this encounter, Zhao Haitang joined in the introduction of their characters.

Of course, this name is not a real name, but a virtual name based on personality, but it can still be substituted for any one of them, for example. . .

Lu Zhanbo: This is a delusional patient who feels that he is an alien. He always feels that one day his compatriots will come to take him back.However, he waited and waited for more than ten years, but he did not wait to pick up his compatriots.So he wondered if there was a crisis in his homeland.Thinking of this, he worked hard, learned knowledge, understood science, and tried to return to his homeland one day and save his homeland through his own efforts.

"What did you write?" Yifei became angry when she saw this, and rushed over to tear Zhao Haitang's body into pieces.

This is her younger brother~ Although Lu Zhanbo had indeed fantasized that he was an alien, but that was when he was young, and he just had that curiosity.

It's just that if you say it, it's just like hacking him. How does Yifei, who is already deeply in love with her brother and sister, see it?

"Hey~ Yifei, don't be impulsive..." Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei hurriedly pulled him, and Zhang Wei said weakly, "At least, the first half of the sentence does seem to make sense."

"..."

"I think you need to clean up." Yifei turned around and grabbed Zhang Wei's neck.

Fortunately, Bai Zhi stopped him subconsciously, otherwise Zhang Wei's dog's life might not be saved.

Yifei stopped panting, looking at Zhao Haitang as if he was about to eat him.

Continue to read patiently. After Lu Zhanbo appeared, it was Wan Yu. I was very curious about what Wan Yu was like in Zhao Haitang's works.

Lin Wanyu: A patient with delusional disorder.Born in a wealthy family, she always imagined that her father would arrange a blind date for her with someone she didn't like, and always imagined that she was like a bird in a cage, longing to fly out of the cage and come to a wider world.

"Ba da~~"

A few people were still immersed in Wan Yu's weird setting, when they heard a crisp sound, looking for the place where the sound came from, everyone gasped.

It turned out that Yifei had unknowingly crushed her mobile phone.

Swallowing his saliva, Yu Mo said weakly: "How about... we should stop watching?"

"Look, why don't you watch it?" At this time, Yifei said calmly, but everyone felt a chill in the back of their heads straight to Tianlinggai 0......

The calm Yifei was obviously much scarier than the angry Yifei. The eyes of everyone looking at Zhao Haitang were full of sympathy. . .

Then continue watching, Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu appear on the stage, and then Yifei enters the stage.

Even Bai Zhi was a little worried. Zhao Haitang wrote about what Yifei was like. He had some thoughts in his heart, but Bai Zhi said that if Zhao Haitang really dared to write like this, he might not be able to live to see the sun tomorrow.

Hu Yifei: This is a woman with serious violent tendencies. Her temper is like the weather. It is unpredictable, but it is certain. However, Hu Yifei's character is impulsive, irritable, sensitive and has a strong sense of insecurity.

Bai Zhi slapped her forehead, okay~ Do you really dare to write like that?

Bai Zhi could already foresee what would happen next, so she quickly picked up the baby, handed Xiao Yu to Yu Mo, and covered the baby's ears on her own.

Lu Ziqiao and Meijia followed suit, picked up Xiaobu, and they covered Xiaobu's ears directly.

"Ah~~"

As soon as their operation was over, there was a scream from over there.

Accompanied by this fina roaring like a volcanic eruption: "Flash~"

"Ah~~"

"Two flashes ~ three flashes... a hundred flashes~~~"

Even Dali didn't care to look there, and when everyone looked over cautiously, Yifei was standing there angrily, and Zhao Haitang was lying on the ground dying.

Curry Sauce can only pray and apologize silently, pray that Zhao Haitang's vitality will be more tenacious, and not just like this.I apologize because I feel that I can't help him anymore, so I can only let him ask for more blessings.

Bai Zhi couldn't help complaining, it's really thanks to this guy's brain, unexpectedly every kind of personality can find a corresponding mental illness, it can be seen that this guy has done his homework, but this is really a novel adapted from life , so that they have a strong sense of substitution, which caused Yifei's outburst of anger, far beyond everyone's imagination.

In fact, think about it, since Yifei became a professor, although his temper is still so violent, at least he seldom does anything, especially to students, but now he beats Zhao Haitang half to death, one can imagine how much he has in his heart angry. .