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"It's called "Daddy Lost Me Again"."

Bai Zhi said a name, and several people took out their mobile phones to search continuously. Sure enough, they found the name of the novel on a website. Mijia took it out and read: "The protagonist is a super playboy. Being punished by God, he will become a father in a thousand reincarnations, and then lose his daughter due to various reasons, let him experience the feeling of a father who is played with women."

"Super playboy? Losing his daughter, this is very similar to Zi Qiao~ No wonder he said this can wake him up." Zhang Weidan said in pain, so obvious, it was almost him: "Which author wrote this?" ? It’s too accurate, right?”

Several people wanted to scold the author to death. At this moment, Zhao Haitang came over from balcony 3602 of 733: "Dali, I'm going to ask you a math problem. Hey, are you all there?"

"Begonia." Dali suddenly thought of something: "Aren't you from the literary circle? Can you help us find an author?"

"Okay, who are you looking for?"

"A person whose online name is Zhou bichang, I want to send him a blade." Meijia cursed dissatisfiedly.

Zhao Haitang didn't seem to notice the grievances of the few people, and said happily: "This~ Is it called "Daddy Lost Me Again"?"

"Yes, you know him?"

"I know it, not only I know it, but everyone knows it." Zhao Haitang said, "This author is me~"

"Ah?" Several people were startled, and Dali asked in disbelief, "Why did you change your name to Zhou Bichang?"

"Hey, I am inspired to become like Mr. Lu Xun, and I am a person who writes fluently, so I am called Zhou bichang." Zhao Haitang said calmly.

Zhang Wei said speechlessly: "But you didn't call yourself by that name before~"

"I'm a prolific writer, and it's normal to write various novels under different pen names," Zhao Haitang explained proudly.

Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "But, if I'm not mistaken, authors generally have to keep a pseudonym~ Only those who rush to the street will keep changing their vests, thinking that a pseudonym means popularity."

"Uh~~" Zhao Haitang was a little embarrassed, but still explained bluntly: "That's what authors do to make money. I'm not short of money, and I don't need a pseudonym. I'm an inspirational person who makes literary works classics."

"Speaking is better than singing." Bai Zhi was very speechless. He had never seen the meaning of Zhao Haitang's novel becoming a classic. If it's not hitting the street, what is it?

"Okay, okay." Yifei interrupted them, and when Zhao Haitang said it was him, she immediately became angry: "Why are you writing such a negative novel when you have nothing to do?"

After hearing this, Zhao Haitang quickly explained: "I am magic realism. Negative energy is only on the surface. The inner theme is to make readers realize the preciousness of current life through repeated abuse."

"Hehe~ Obviously, Ziqiao only saw the cruelty, and the whole person was anxious." Meijia said dissatisfied.

"Brother Ziqiao's anxiety may not necessarily be my fault." Zhao Haitang quickly threw the pot out: "It may also be firewood, rice, oil and salt~ Besides, although I am the inspiration for Xiaobu's birth, but Xiaoyaya and When Xiao Yu was born, I also wrote novels~ Don’t you see that Brother Bai Zhi and Sister Yu Mo are also doing well?”

"Ah?" Both Bai Zhi and Yu Mo were taken aback: "What did you write?"

Zhao Haitang heard Bai Zhi's question and said with a smile: "I wrote the masterpiece "My Ten Mothers" based on the inspiration I got from the birth of Xiaoyaya and Xiaoyu."

"..."

Hearing this name, Yumo, Yifei, Curry Sauce, Dali, and Meijia all looked at each other, and Yumo counted: "Ten godmothers? Me, Yifei, Dali, Curry Sauce, Meijia, Yoyo, and including Wanyu, there are only seven of them~ Where did you get ten? Could it be that you counted a few boys as well?"

"No, the ten he said didn't refer to you." Bai Zhi had already turned on her mobile phone and searched it, and suddenly she was in a bad mood: "The content of the story is probably: the male protagonist and the female protagonist get married, However, it was found that the heroine was sick and unable to raise a baby, so she used the surrogacy method to make her ex-girlfriend No. [-] pregnant with the heroine's child.

But after giving birth, the child was lost due to negligence, and was picked up by ex-girlfriend No. [-]. Ex-girlfriend No. [-] didn't want to return the child, so she secretly took the child to the countryside and prepared to live with each other.

It's just that on the way back to the countryside, I met a human trafficker, and the child was cheated away, and this human trafficker was the ex-girlfriend of the hero No. [-]. . . "

"..."

Everyone was dumbfounded, but when they heard that Bai Zhi had died right here, Curry Sauce asked curiously, "What happened next?"

"I couldn't write more later." Seeing everyone staring at him, Zhao Haitang explained: "The introduction of the novel has a certain word limit. Look, I wrote it here, didn't it arouse Curry Sauce's curiosity? It means that I stopped the story. Here, it's actually quite sensible.

The general content of this novel is the story of ten mothers fighting openly and secretly for their baby.I actually want to tell the greatness of maternal love through the story of this novel. "

Bai Zhi was so angry that she almost vomited blood: "Why don't you die? You have ten mothers, why don't you write ten fathers? The father who grew up with the baby plus nine pets fighting for custody?"

"..." Zhao Haitang narrowed his eyes, and the small eyes turned into slits: "That's good, but the idea is almost there, I can change it to the nine children who grew up with the baby and my own father. Pets, the story of looking for a lost baby together, in the end, the dog became the dog king by accident, the cat became the cat fairy, and the father became...became daddy..."

"..."

Bai Zhi patted her forehead, brother, I am serious about discussing the content of the novel with you, I am not looking for ideas for you, do you dare to cheat me a little more?

Anyway, Bai Zhi said that after seeing the brief introduction of this novel, he no longer has the desire to read it. . . .

Chapter 1694

"Okay, are you finished?" Yifei shouted impatiently: "We are talking about Ziqiao and the novel, not to listen to your inspiration. Zhao Haitang, have you updated it today?"

"It's updated~" Zhao Haitang replied weakly.

Dali also nodded: "Then let's test it to see if it is the novel that caused Lao Bu's anxiety."

As soon as Dali finished speaking, Lu Ziqiao also came out of the room with an afro on his head. Matching his current expression, there was always an inexplicable sense of joy. He only heard him say: "After I put the baby to sleep just now, I found Some names came out, let's see~ which one is better."

Lu Ziqiao took out a piece of paper, but there was nothing on it, let alone the name, Zhao Haitang asked suspiciously: "The name is... Lu Bai-ban?"

Seeing that something was wrong, Lu Ziqiao turned it over and took a look, but there was nothing on it: "Huh? Strange, I have already written it? Oh, I took it wrong."

After talking, he ran in again, and said helplessly, "Old Bu's problems are getting worse and worse, even his memory is declining. We must act urgently. Even if we don't find out the cause of anxiety, we must let Lao Bu go to bed as soon as possible."

"Then why don't you ask Uncle Ziqiao to drink some wine? You can fall asleep after drinking wine." Curry Sauce suggested.

"Good idea." Mika agreed very much.

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao also came out from the inside: "Okay~ I don't seem to have written it down, no, the child's name has not yet been obtained, and the birth certificate has not yet been issued. I have to do it as soon as possible."

"Hey, wait a minute, Joe." Seeing that he was about to go in again, Yifei quickly stopped him: "Calm down, the name won't run away anyway, let's take our time, or let's go have a drink ~ Gu You Li Baidou's Hundred Poems on Wine, maybe you can think of a more beautiful name than Li Bai's poem after drinking a little wine?"

"Yes, yes~" Meijia hurriedly responded to Yifei: "Husband, I have always wanted to throw you the ultimate daddy party, today is a good day, let's celebrate?"

"No." Lu Ziqiao directly refused: "If I leave, what will the child do? Also, in the novel I read, Dad was drinking because of..."

"Hey, novels." Yifei interrupted him directly: "Ziqiao, novels can inspire inspiration. As the saying goes, there are stories when there is wine. Since you are talking about novels, how can you have less wine when you have stories? In this way It's worthy~ maybe this can really come up with a good name?"

"...Really?" Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a few seconds, seeming to make sense: "But if I leave, who will take care of the baby?"

"Isn't there Yumo?" Meijia pointed to Yumo: "She has experience, and more experience than you."

"That won't work." Lu Ziqiao shook his head: "Yu Mo already has two babies to take care of, how can he take care of another baby~"

"Then how about..." Meijia glanced at a few people: "Why don't you use more force~ She can understand the color of baby poop, and with her, she can help take care of the baby and be responsible for the baby's safety."

"Strongly~" Lu Ziqiao hesitated for a moment, then heaved a sigh of relief: "Okay~ But, it's best if Zhang Wei can help..."

Speaking of Lu Ziqiao pulling Zhang Wei to the side, probably to explain things, several people raised their eyebrows, expressing that the cooperation is very good, as long as they go to the bar~ then even if he doesn't want to drink, it's impossible.

After Lu Ziqiao finished explaining to Zhang Wei, Yifei also said, "How is it? Have you finished explaining?"

"Okay, I won't change my clothes, let's make a quick decision."

"Okay, let's go~"

It doesn't matter how long you stay, as long as you drink, with Lu Ziqiao's current state, you will definitely fall asleep, let alone the quick battle formula, it will be what the few people are most willing to see.

Taking Lu Ziqiao to the bar, Bai Zhi, Yu Mo, Zhang Wei and Dali didn't follow.

Lu Ziqiao's time is also right, two babies, Yu Mo is really not easy to take care of alone, Bai Zhi is also good at home, anyway, it's just to get Lu Ziqiao drunk, and he is not needed.

It's just that they went there for half an hour, and when Bai Zhi was taking care of the baby, she found that Xiao Bu next door was crying so annoying~ Bai Zhi felt a little upset.

I walked over to take a look, and found that I was covering my ears vigorously and squatting at the foot of the bed, as if I was avoiding something dangerous.

Bai Zhi scratched her head: "Dali, what are you doing? What are you doing here? Did Zhang Wei bully you?"

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"No way~" Zhang Wei said dissatisfiedly: "How could I bully Dali?"

"Then why is she doing this?"

Vigorously complained: "Babies are terrible, scarier than atomic bombs, and they don't conform to the law of energy conservation at all. I have to keep a safe distance of three meters."

"Is it that scary?" Bai Zhi said speechlessly, "You haven't heard the cry at two o'clock in the middle of the night, that's called horror!"

In the beginning, Bai Zhi and Yu Moke were tortured by the two little guys, and they would not stop crying three or five times a night.

Seeing Zhang Wei's inaction, Bai Zhi was a little helpless: "Zhang Wei, can't you coax me? I can hear it from the next door. If it wasn't for a little bit of sound insulation, Xiaoyaya and Xiaoyu would cry again."

 …

"Okay, isn't this coaxing~" Zhang Wei said calmly.

Bai Zhi was helpless, the baby's cry was not pleasant to hear: "Have you changed the diaper? Have you fed milk?"

"Not yet." Zhang Wei said calmly, "But it shouldn't be the problem. I think she is bored and wants someone to play with her."

"Forget it~" Bai Zhi was speechless: "I think she is not only bored, but also hungry and a little tired. Did you not let her rest for half an hour?"

"Oh~ she'll cry if you don't pick her up, of course she's tired." Zhang Wei coaxed her with the toy, and sure enough, Xiaobu stopped crying.

Listening to their discussion vigorously, I feel amazing: "How did you do it? Can you understand what she is crying?"

"It's not too difficult~" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "It's enough to carry it a few times, and the baby will remember the smell of the person who often hugs her, so the crying will be much less in the arms of the familiar person. "

"That is to say, when she saw me crying, she thought I hugged less?"

"There are also reasons for this." Zhang Wei also nodded: "Babies are very sensitive, just like animals. When they enter a new environment, they will become irritable and nervous. The same is true for babies. , They can feel a sense of security, in fact, it’s the same with us now, when we go to a strange place, we always feel out of place.”

"I understand..." Tu.

Chapter 1695

It doesn't matter whether she really understands or pretends to understand, anyway, Bai Zhi just coaxed her for a while, Xiao Xiaobu finally stopped crying, and Bai Zhi went back. As for what will happen later, Bai Zhi doesn't know.

But Bai Zhi also supported Zhang Wei and said that he also helped take care of the babies in the orphanage, so he took care of more babies, which should be better than Lu Ziqiao, Meijia and the two new rookies in taking care of children. . .It is estimated that it is very troublesome.

After another hour, Lu Ziqiao finally couldn't bear it and came back. Bai Zhi was speechless when she came out. Shouldn't Lu Ziqiao be carried back at this time instead of letting him walk back?

"What's the situation? Didn't you all go to drink?" Bai Zhi spread her hands: "Why didn't he come back on his stomach? You didn't drink?"

"What can we do?" Yifei said helplessly: "He said very beautifully, saying that he was grateful for our care, but he poured the wine into the glass with his first hand, and poured the empty wine bottle into the glass with his second hand. Pass it in your mouth, if you can get drunk, you will be damned."

"But I see how he is more energetic again? Even if he didn't drink, he wouldn't be so energetic, right?"

"It's all because of the curry sauce." Yifei glanced at the guilty curry sauce behind him: "She took out a cup of coffee and said it was a special hypnotic drink. Can you change your spirit?"

Bai Zhi shuddered and drank the coffee in one gulp, of course Bai Zhi knew what was going on.Coffee is for refreshment, but it is all drunk little by little, and finished in one sip. . .The bitter taste is almost bitter to the heart, and the bitterness becomes bitter gourd.

"Sister Yifei, you can't blame me, I've been hypnotized myself, who knew that Uncle Ziqiao was so calm~"

Bai Zhi patted her forehead: "Then what's the reason? Have you figured it out yet?"

"I figured it out." Yifei looked at Zhao Haitang again: "It's the fault of this novel. We tested it for a few days, but Ziqiao said that he didn't even post on Moments. He was afraid of accidents, which happened to correspond to today's news. Read this chapter for yourself~"

"Forget it~" Bai Zhi waved her hand: "I'm not interested, so what do you guys want to do next?"

"Let Zhao Haitang rethink and write something better."

Bai Zhi stared at Zhao Haitang in surprise: "Will he agree?"

"Haha~ How dare he disagree?"

"..."

Bai Zhi rubbed her nose, okay~ Faced with the strength of Hu Yifei, the female devil, it seemed that Zhao Haitang had no chance to choose, so she couldn't help but said: "Then change it~ Anyway, there is no loss."

Silent all night.

That night, Lu Ziqiao really did not post on Moments.

Originally, after Lu Ziqiao didn't allow people to observe Xiaobu, he was quite happy to post on Moments and update the photo album, but now that he doesn't post, it is obviously very wrong. Even Bai Zhi can confirm that Zhao Haitang is partly responsible.

It's just that these are not problems. It is said that Zhao Haitang didn't sleep well last night in order to revise the novel, and he made various guarantees with Yifei and the others, saying that there must be a turning point.

This made them look forward to it for a while.

Of course, there are Zhang Wei and Dali among them. It is said that Zhang Wei is teaching Dali how to understand baby language.Bai Zhi, who knew the truth of the matter, resisted the urge to expose him and let him follow Dali non-stop.

Looking at this scene, Zhao Haitang's heart was about to break, even if she showed her affection, she had already considered raising a child at this time, so what should she do next?Discussing how to hug the grandson?

He was surprised, Dali was obviously hot and cold, and he spoke coldly, why did he look so childish in front of Zhang Wei?He must have met a fake Dali.

Because of this problem, Zhao Haitang really couldn't stand it anymore, and directly quarreled with Zhang Wei and Dali, which kind of broke their rhythm of continuing the show.

At this time, Bai Zhi also came over, and he came to Zhang Wei: "Hey, Zhang Wei, can you help me buy something? The baby's pacifier is broken, go and help me buy one."

"I don't have time~" Zhang Wei replied calmly.

"What are you doing?"

"Teach Dali baby talk."