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"Yifei said to let us experience the pain of childbirth, I think that's it, how about it? Baizhi, do you want to challenge it?" Lu Ziqiao looked like I didn't care.

Bai Zhi frowned: "Experience the pain of childbirth? You all agreed?"

"Of course." Both Zhao Haitang and Zhang Wei said, "You don't lose if you lose~"

"..." Why is it weird to use this idiom here?

"Then go, don't give it away." Bai Zhi waved her hand: "Everyone, next year today, I will go to sweep your graves. Do you have any last words to explain?"

"I'll go, Bai Zhi, aren't you going?" Lu Ziqiao asked in surprise.

"What am I going to do?" Bai Zhi wondered, "My wife gave birth a long time ago, why experience this stuff? We don't plan to have a second child, two babies are almost enough."

"How cowardly." Yifei despised, it seemed that Baizhi must go~

The corner of Bai Zhi's mouth twitched: "Don't think that I will go if you use the aggressive method~ Let me tell you, I really will go today, anyway, you will experience it sooner or later, I am waiting for the day when I see you die from pain. "

"..."

Yifei shook her head in a demonstrative manner, and took the lead in preparing to go to the hospital. Baizhi and the others followed in a mighty manner, as if they were about to fight in a group. . .earth.

Chapter 1670

The hospital is still the same hospital, the hospital where Yu Mo gave birth. This is because of experience and acquaintances, which just happens to be more convenient.When Yifei came to a department with a few people, she became proud.

Walking in, there was a reclining chair inside, a screen next to it, and a machine. Yifei said proudly, "How is it? Are you scared?"

"Cut~~" Several people smiled disdainfully, Zhao Haitang said: "I'm still young, I can still bear the pain twice."

"I've had kidney stones before, so I'm afraid of pain?" Lu Ziqiao was even more disdainful.

Zhang Wei smiled, although he was very disdainful, but what he said was cowardly: "I am afraid that it hurts. When I was young, the blood vessels were thin, and I had to prick them many times. I was afraid of being pricked."

"Cut~" Lu Ziqiao and Zhao Haitang expressed their contempt for him, and Zhang Wei hurriedly explained: "That's right~ Life keeps throwing peppers at me, a weak and helpless chicken feet, and suffering is enough. Why do you want to do this kind of self-inflicted trouble? Why don't you bring Teacher Zeng to experience it?"

"I took him to experience it~" Yifei said confidently: "He surprised me."

"He carried it?" Zhang Wei asked in surprise.

"Is it over?" Yifei nodded.

"I think I passed out, so I carried it over?" A voice came from the side, and Bai Zhi said in the corner speechlessly, Zeng Xiaoxian is more timid than Zhang Wei, Bai Zhi doesn't believe that he can carry it over.

Yifei was furious: "You are so fierce, so why don't you come?"

"You pull it down~" Bai Zhi was speechless: "During the fighting competition before, I was injured the most. I broke two ribs. Do you think I don't know how painful it is? It's because of this that I laughed at you for opening the door for Teacher Zeng. Trusted."

"You can try to see if it hurts to have a baby or a broken rib." Yifei gritted her teeth and said.

"Hehehe~" Bai Zhi smiled faintly: "Do you think I will try?"

"..."

"Who will start first?" The doctor next to him got a little impatient and interrupted their quarrel.

Yifei took a deep breath, continued to smile and said, "Bai Zhi, since you are so awesome, you should be the last one~ Of course the finale must be the last shopping mall, Zhang Wei, since you are so afraid of pain, you will let you go." On the one hand, you come first."

"..."

Zhang Wei has the urge to hit someone, is the first thing to be lenient?It seems to be the same, if you don’t see how painful the person in front is, you won’t be afraid, as the saying goes, a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, right?

The doctor put the electrodes on Zhang Wei's belly and explained calmly: "This is an electrode. Childbirth uses a weak current to stimulate muscle contraction to simulate the pain of childbirth. Remember, when you can't help it Shout out, don't pull out the electrode pads."

"Oh~ I see." Zhang Wei kept it in his heart.

"Wait a minute." Lu Ziqiao hurriedly stopped him: "Such a good material, of course it will be broadcast live."

Lu Ziqiao chose the name of the room full of gimmicks like 'live broadcast man giving birth', and then opened the live broadcast room, and saw that someone had already entered, and then said: "Hello, friends, we will start the live broadcast now Let’s see how much a man gives birth to a child, and how much a woman gives birth to.”

The doctor put his hand on the machine, asked Zhang Wei to get ready, and said, "Level one..."

"Ah~~"

Zhang Wei screamed, Phoebe was startled, covered his ears, waited for him to stop screaming, and then said: "You are an actor, this is only the first level."

"Uh, it's okay, it's like a mosquito bite, itchy." Zhang Wei said calmly.

"Level two." Seeing that he was relatively calm, the doctor directly raised him to one level.

Zhang Wei's face twitched: "This... this, it's like a nurse Rong is sticking a small needle..."

Lu Ziqiao still didn't forget to ask for gifts in the live broadcast room, and the doctor didn't stop there, and continued: "The next step is level three, like a girl with a slight heartache..."

"Ah~" Zhang Wei's face contorted for a moment, and he grinned in pain, and Yifei asked with a smirk, "How does it feel?"

"It's too uncomfortable, it's not easy for a girl, who will give me hot water~" Zhang Wei said with a bitter face: "Yifei, Yifei, I can't take it anymore, please forgive me~~"

"Okay, okay." Seeing that Zhang Wei gave up so quickly, Yifei said boringly: "I'll forgive you~ the next one..."

"I'll do it." Zhao Haitang waited for Zhang Wei to come down, and sat up very boldly: "Doctor, let's start directly from the fourth level."

"Are you sure?" Yifei looked at him with a half-smile...

"I have my young, pain can't disrupt my handsomeness, what can't kill me will make me stronger." Zhao Haitang didn't forget to play handsome for me at this time.

The doctor doesn't care about him so much, any handsome person has already distorted his face: "Level four..."

Zhao Haitang's words stopped abruptly, and his fingers twisted directly, but he still insisted on saying: "Lawyer Zhang, do you see that, it doesn't hurt at all."

"Level five..." The doctor pressed the switch expressionlessly.

Zhao Haitang's face flushed red, as if a blood vessel was about to burst: "I... I... don't hurt at all, look, Lawyer Zhang, you..."

"Level [-]~~"

"Ah~~" Zhao Haitang finally couldn't hold it anymore, and before he finished speaking, he screamed: "Stop, stop, I admit defeat, it hurts me to death..."

The doctor finally turned off the machine. Seeing this scene, Lu Ziqiao still didn't respond at all, thinking it was because they couldn't do it!He sat on it by himself: "Oh~ the young man still can't do it~ I have to do it myself, friends, brush up the little gifts, 666..."

"Level seven."

"Ah~~" Lu Ziqiao screamed, and the calmness on his face collapsed in a second: "This... this thing is more exciting than stones..."

"Level eight~~"

"Ka~" The moment the doctor pressed the button, Lu Ziqiao directly pulled out the guardrail, 2.9's face distorted in pain: "Help...help, help~~"

Zhang Wei saw the pain in the head from the side: "It's useless to call for help~ you have to stop~"

Lu Ziqiao, who was stunned by the electric shock, didn't care about this, and subconsciously reached out to pull out the electrodes. It was too late for the doctor to stop him, and Lu Ziqiao had already reached out to pull out the electrodes.

But what greeted him was a stronger electric current, which made him roll his eyes.

My whole body trembled, and I didn't dare to press him, for fear that something would happen to him, so I took myself with me.

The doctor quickly pressed the switch button to turn off the power, Lu Ziqiao still trembled consciously or subconsciously, Yifei asked worriedly: "Doctor, is this all right?"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just that I was shocked, just rest and rest."

"That's good.".

Chapter 1671

"How about it, Bai Zhi, do you want to try?" Yi Fei turned his attention to Bai Zhi, and now he can kill his vigor: "Aren't you quite capable? Go up and see how many levels you can survive. "

"Only fools go up."

Bai Zhi curled her lips. It's not like he hasn't felt pain before, but the question is, is there any point in his experience now?His wife has already given birth, and the past is also in the past. He is really a fool to ask for trouble for his own breath!

"I've tried everything, and you just want to run away? Is it so useless?" Yifei continued to rage.

Bai Zhi replied calmly: "I'm sorry, I already have a seed, and you think it's very cute, and you argue every day to hug it."

"..."

"..."

Yifei suddenly became angry, who the hell told you this?Seeing that the oil and salt of Angelica dahurica does not enter, and she does not experience anything, she really has no choice: "Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, go back if you don't dare to play ~ Zhang Wei, Zhao Haitang, carry Ziqiao, Let's go back."

"Let's go, let's go home." Zhang Wei took Lu Ziqiao's arm and carried Lu Ziqiao outside who was still trembling.

Lu Ziqiao was still trembling when she got home, apparently she was severely shocked, Bai Zhi didn't understand it all the time, the doctor said to take a break, how long did it take, or Lu Ziqiao started shaking habitually.

"I, Hu Hansan, are back again." When Yifei returned home, she was in a cheerful mood again.

The things that Bai Zhi didn't experience just made her a little depressed. Anyway, Bai Zhi probably won't be needed for the exercise. She has to take care of the baby with Yu Mo. In the end, Zhang Wei and others will have to have the time and energy.

As soon as Yifei came in, Zhang Wei and the other three followed. Lu Ziqiao trembled, and even Zhang Wei and Zhao Haitang trembled. Bai Zhi also came in from behind, but she was still holding a basket of vegetables.

When I came in, I saw four girls sitting on the edge of the kitchen table, chatting for some reason: "My old Bai is back, babies, do you miss me~"

"Shh~~" Yu Mo put his fingers to his mouth: "The baby is sleeping! Don't shout so loudly."

"Oh~" Bai Zhi nodded, took the dishes and put them in the refrigerator separately.

The girls also noticed Lu Ziqiao and the others: "What happened to them? They were struck by lightning? Why didn't their hair stand up?"

"Almost." Bai Zhi looked at the potatoes in her hand, and replied without looking back: "These people insisted on experiencing a man giving birth, and that's what happened."

Yifei said in a strange way: "You have the nerve to say that they have all experienced it bravely, but you have no courage at all."

"Going to try it even though it's painful is not courage, it's a big brain." Bai Zhi said confidently, "If you tell me that there will be a discount for seeing a doctor after experiencing this thing, I can give it a try."

"Interestists."

As soon as Yifei and Baizhi finished arguing, Zhang Wei said with a bitter face: "Meijia, I'm sorry, I will definitely take it seriously every time I practice in the future, and I will never perfuse you again."

"Yes, Sister Meijia, we promise to reduce your pain a little..." Zhao Haitang echoed.

"Did you see it?" Yifei pointed to the two of them: "Why is there no benefit? At least now they have realized their mistakes, and they have been more active."

"So?" Bai Zhi put the vegetables in the refrigerator, and washed an apple for herself and Yu Mo: "You still have my experience? I'm from experience, even if I teach Zi Qiao a few tricks, it's better than you who can only talk on paper." people are ten times more efficient.”

"..."

Depend on.

Yifei's face turned black, and she was defeated in another confrontation. She didn't understand, why did Bai Zhi have so many fallacies, you said you didn't experience it yourself, and you just said it, and you said so many reasons.

She didn't think about it for herself, if she didn't keep provoking Bai Zhi, could Bai Zhi find such fallacies to refute her?

Seeing Lu Ziqiao's appearance, Meijia couldn't help asking worriedly: "Is childbirth painful? How do you feel?"

Curry Sauce and Dali kept gesturing to Zhang Wei and Zhao Haitang, signaling them not to tell the truth, but remembering the painful process before, the two couldn't help closing their eyes, and their faces became quite frightened.

"It's been a painful and long process . . . "

"Hey, if you want to ask if it will hurt, you have to ask Yu Mo~ What's the use of asking them? Even if it's a simulated childbirth, it's just a simulation. Is there any real experience?" Bai Zhi pointed at Yu ink.

Meijia still said worriedly: "I've asked Yumo many times, but every time Yumo said she didn't feel it, she had been chatting with the baby all the time, and didn't remember too much, but I still can't help it now. Communicating with the baby, without the baby's encouragement, I'm afraid I won't be able to carry it when I fall."

Bai Zhi looked at Yu Mo speechlessly, and complained in her heart: Are you really paying attention to chatting with the baby?Then why is it still in pain?

"So, Zhang Wei, is childbirth really painful? How does it feel?" Meijia asked nervously.

Zhao Haitang and Zhang Wei looked at each other, and shook hands in fear: "This feeling, at first, is like a durian spreading in your stomach, and suddenly, this durian stepped on the banana peel, and the durian is slippery~ You scratched your belly full of blood. Suddenly, the durian found the durian that threw the banana peel, and the two durians fought. One was holding a red-hot iron rod, and the other was holding a big frozen Ice stubble.

Two durians fight and fight~ The fight between two durians attracted the durian police. The two durians ran in front, and the durian police chased after them. Your stomach is like a lot of durians running. . . "

"What happened next?" Meijia showed a look of fear on her face, wanting to hear what happened next. . .

Zhao Haitang swallowed a mouthful of saliva, as if he still had lingering fears about that feeling: "I experienced the sixth-grade labor pain, and later, I became like Brother Ziqiao."

Zhang Wei patted unconsciously, and then Lu Ziqiao roared unresponsively: "It hurts..."

Meijia was frightened and cried. Just listening to him, she felt that her stomach was dripping with blood. Even Yu Mo, who had experienced it before, felt the corners of her mouth twitching: "Baibai, does it really hurt so much?"

"Sister, you are the one who gave birth to the child, you ask me?" Bai Zhi stared at him blankly, and those who didn't know thought it was Bai Zhi who gave birth!But he scratched his head: "But I heard people say that giving birth is like breaking a few ribs. I have broken ribs before, and it really hurts."

"Hey, Mijia is so pitiful, she can't even communicate with the baby." Yu Mo sighed.

"...".

Chapter 1672

Bai Zhi doesn't want to correct her anymore, hey, as a mother, he can't understand, so let's communicate with her as a real baby~ However, when Bai Zhi took a bite of the apple, she suddenly realized that Yu Mo was tight Stare at him closely.