Bitch living in an apartment

Zhao Haitang replied calmly: "I'm sorry, the single dog is in a bad mood. He was admiring the moon and expressing his feelings. I accidentally heard it when I passed by."

"Where is the moon in broad daylight?"

Zhao Haitang took out the phone, and there was indeed a picture of the moon, Zhang Wei was choked up and couldn't speak.

Seeing that Zhang Wei was speechless, Zhao Haitang said, "At the beginning, I specially invited the head chef of the five-star hotel to wait downstairs in Dali, and wanted her to enjoy a perfect breakfast."

"Let me guess." Bai Zhi said, "Did she slap you coldly and then tell you to get out?"

"That's right." Zhao Haitang didn't care, but said: "Her original words are: go away, don't hinder my class, and your sandwich is not trimmed."

Zhang Wei was shocked by Zhao Haitang's words: "Then I won't make breakfast, I still have a creative love letter." He took out a disk from his pocket and said, "How long the tape is, my love for Dali is as long as it is." how long."

The curry sauce took a look at it, and said in surprise: "Really~ So romantic..."

He was directly interrupted by Zhao Haitang: "Speaking of the tape, I wrote and directed a short video to play the confession in the self-study room, but Dali just said coldly: Go away, don't hinder my self-study, and , this projector is not bright enough, it’s time to change the bulb.”

"..." Zhang Wei was a little stunned by the words, and directly issued a backup plan: "I can also use the running software to record the footprints, and make a happy holiday to Dali, eh, like this."

Zhang Wei took out his mobile phone and showed everyone a pattern. Zhao Haitang still sighed: "This is too common. I once spelled Dali's name with a drone~ Can you imagine? A hundred drones, a short time Spell it into a character 'big', and spell it into a character 'force' after a while. But what I got really said vigorously: Go away, don't hinder me from doing experiments..."

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"Put away your electronic geese." Zhang Wei said impatiently: "I still have a backup plan, look at this..."

"Put roses all over the ground..." Zhao Haitang knew what to say before he could speak.

Zhang Wei hurriedly changed one.

"Lighting in the teaching building spells love."

"Put balloons in front of the dormitory window."

"How do you know everything?" Curry Sauce asked him in surprise, Zhao Haitang seemed to know what Zhang Wei was going to do.

"These are common confession routines on Zhihu, and I have tried them all." Zhao Haitang explained calmly: "Hey, I once wanted to take Dali to the Aegean Sea, but..."

"Oh~ don't be sad." Bai Zhi pushed him, and directly interrupted his literary speech: "It's normal for you to use these methods to express your failure, okay? Zhang Wei, I'm worried for you~ The method is the same, But the people who use it are different. Haven’t you heard a saying? Xi Shi is in the eye of the beholder, and she likes you vigorously, even if you use the same tricks, she will like you. On the contrary, if she doesn’t like Zhao Haitang, even if he puts romantic Playing with flowers, I don’t like it either~”

......................................

"But Zhao Haitang has used them all before, and I feel nothing new." Zhang Wei was really frightened by Zhao Haitang, he didn't want to say that he would lose to Zhao Haitang.

Bai Zhi shook her head: "Who asked you to search on the Internet? You know how to search for information, and others know it too. This kind of routine is probably played badly by others, okay? Besides, confession and romance are not in conflict, but there is still something. Something different."

"..." Zhang Wei scratched his head, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Then what can you do?"

Bai Zhi stared at him for a few seconds: "Okay~ Seeing that you are so pitiful, I will help you. Tell me, do you know what is needed to create a romantic atmosphere?"

"Light?" Curry Sauce raised his hand and replied excitedly.

"Music?" Zhang Wei asked uncertainly.

Zhao Haitang gave Zhang Wei a look of contempt: "Lawyer Zhang, you are too simple. If you want me to say, it's the atmosphere."

"..." The corner of Bai Zhi's mouth twitched: "Brother, what I'm talking about is the key to creating an atmosphere~ Of course I know that atmosphere is important for a date."

"..."earth.

Chapter 1635

Seeing their puzzled look, Bai Zhi couldn't help but feel very tired, no wonder Zhao Haitang chased for so long, he didn't even touch the edge of Dali, he didn't understand the core at all, can he catch it?

There is no way, he can only say more clearly: "It's feelings."

"Emotion?" The three of them asked in unison, "What do you mean?"

"Without emotion, no matter how you create romance, it will be dry. Without emotion, even if you give something, it is just a cold item." Bai Zhi said with hatred: "So, before exaggerating the romantic atmosphere, emotion must be Be there first."

Seeing that they still looked confused, Bai Zhi could only say: "Okay~ Let me give you an example, borrowing Zi Qiao's words, a sudden confession is usually considered by girls as two possibilities: One is that you are ready to borrow money, and the other is that you are ready to die in love."

"..." Zhao Haitang stared at his small eyes, and said in disbelief, "So scary?"

"Of course." Bai Zhi nodded: "So, this is the biggest difference between confessing your love and making a romantic date. When you confess, even if it's a surprise confession, you have to proceed step by step. It's best to do some foreshadowing in advance to create an ambiguous atmosphere. .

It is much simpler to create a romantic date, but the common point of both lies in whether the emotion is rendered in place, if not, take the situation of Zhao Haitang delivering breakfast before as an example, think about it and substitute yourself into Dali .As a top student, on your way to class, you were suddenly blocked by a guy who asked you to have breakfast, would you like it? "

"I'm happy." Curry Sauce said excitedly.

"..." Bai Zhi rolled her eyes and looked at her: "I asked you to substitute Dali, but I didn't ask you to look at it from your own perspective."

"Oh~" Zhang Wei understood: "It's like I borrowed money from you. You just worked all night and finally fell asleep. I suddenly woke you up. If you don’t give me a beating, it’s already giving me a lot of face.”

"Eh~~" Bai Zhi thought for a while: "The words are rough and not rough, the same method as you said before, with the first ray of sunshine in the morning, send it to Dali's bed.

Well, yes, it sounds beautiful, but have you considered it?Does Dali have the energy to wake up?And did you brush your teeth vigorously when you got up?You take it to her mouth at this time, do you think she will be happy? "

"Definitely not~" Zhao Haitang clapped his hands together: "If you are so hygienic, you will definitely push away impatiently."

"So let's say~" Bai Zhi snapped her fingers, and these guys finally understood that the meal had already been chewed and sent to their mouths: "I'll use another method, or make breakfast, I put the time Change to four o'clock in the morning.

Think about it, at this time Dali has forgotten the time because of writing a thesis, tired and thirsty, you suddenly appear in front of her, bring a dessert, no sunshine, no love, do you think she will be happy to eat it? "

"Dali will not stay overnight." Zhang Wei said weakly.

"I'm just giving you an example." Bai Zhi said helplessly, "If you don't like it, you can change it to noon~"

"You mean, you need to check the time?" Zhao Haitang said understandingly.

"It's not just about time." Bai Zhi nodded: "We need the right time, place, and people. Time: it needs to be at the right time, such as when Dali is happy. If there is no time, we must create the time; But a bar with full house music~ or an apartment with burning candles and red wine, this is very important; Renhe: This is the most important thing, make sure the other party has feelings for you. Of course, Zhang Wei, you don’t have to think about this matter gone."

Zhang Wei frowned, and said weakly: "But after talking for a long time, you still haven't said a way~"

"..." Bai Zhi knelt down directly, he really wanted to teach people how to fish~ but people didn't appreciate it, if they insisted on fish, then he had no choice: "Okay~ I'll give you an example, just follow your The methods mentioned before, for example, vigorously returned to the apartment and found that the ground was covered with roses. She squatted down gently, wanting to smell the fragrance of flowers. At this time, soothing and romantic music sounded, and you were wearing a suit. He walked out handsomely and lit the candles on the dining table.

Gracefully pulled out the chair hidden under the table, and then said with a smile: "Dali, this is the Western food I made with my own hands, I hope you like it."Dang vigorously picked up the knife and fork, took a bite, felt very good, and nodded happily.

At this time, you snapped your fingers, and the projector next to it was turned on and projected on the wall. When you looked back, it turned out to be a blockbuster science and education film: Exploring the life of Saturn 0....... . "

"Wait a minute..." Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce interrupted Bai Zhi directly: "Explore life on Saturn? Are you sure I won't be beaten?"

Bai Zhi was interrupted, and all the exaggerated feeling of the atmosphere was lost, and she said dissatisfiedly: "How did your master teach you? You have to do what you like. It seems that Zi Qiao, a master, has failed! Dali likes scientific research, What's wrong with playing this kind of science and education film? Are you going to play SpongeBob SquarePants?"

"Hehehe, can't it be?" Zhang Wei laughed wretchedly.

"It can be wool." Bai Zhi finally couldn't help but cursed.

"Wow~~" Xiao Yaya seemed to be frightened, her mouth was flattened, and she began to cry.

"Oh~ Be good~ Dad scared you, don't cry, don't cry, dad will never do it again." Bai Zhi hurriedly coaxed the child, throwing all the previous dissatisfaction to the sky.

After finally coaxing the child, seeing a few people staring at her helplessly, Bai Zhi said angrily: "I won't say anything, I was interrupted by you all, anyway, it's just that sentence, do what you like, add atmosphere , for other things, you can copy other people's clichéd ideas, okay, that's it~ I'm going to take the baby to bask in the sun."

"Hey, hey~~" Zhang Wei pulled Bai Zhi back: "I won't interrupt you anymore, I still don't understand, Bai Zhi, or tell me what it was like when you made a romantic date before 2.9 ? I can learn from you~"

Bai Zhi said calmly: "I'm sorry, I'm too handsome, so there's no need to exaggerate. After I gave the things to Yu Mo, she fell into a trap."

"..."

Mmp, bragging is not a draft.

Zhang Wei complained fiercely in his heart, but at this time he no longer dared to offend Bai Zhi: "Then what about you and your ex-girlfriend? Don't you need it? I don't believe that all girls are nympho."

"Oh~" Bai Zhi nodded: "In the past, girls chased me. Although I have had many relationships, I pursued them on my own initiative. There are no more than three of them. They all confessed to me. You know, men Chasing women across the mountain, women chasing men through layers of gauze, right?"

"...".

Chapter 1636

Heartbroken.

Zhang Wei, who tried to defeat Zhao Haitang through Bai Zhi's method, felt that his whole body was not good.He can't learn this. . .

wrong. . .

Zhang Wei suddenly thought: "That's not right~ I also vigorously pursued me, your method can be used~ Hehehe, Bai Zhi, come on, let's talk about how you get along with those girls, so I can learn a lot learn~"

'Swish swish~~'

Just as Zhang Wei finished speaking, he suddenly heard a strange voice. Looking back, he saw Zhao Haitang holding a notebook and a pen, writing something non-stop. Curry Sauce asked a little puzzled: "Zhao Haitang Haitang, what are you writing?"

"Take notes~ These are the precious experiences left by the seniors. They can prepare inspiration for my future pursuits. Even if it doesn't work, I can write them down and try~" Zhao Haitang said excitedly.

Bai Zhi stared at him closely, and knocked Zhang Wei's head: "Look at him, you know that your brain is not working well, so you take notes, you are better, I don't think I need it, so I put my left ear into my right ear No wonder 09 was crushed to pieces."

Zhang Wei was so scolded that he couldn't lift his head, and finally he could only say cheekily: "Hehehe~ Don't worry about this, come on, let's talk about it, how did you date your girlfriend before?"

"Forget it~ My ex-girlfriends are normal people, they are different from Dali, you follow my example, your wallet is not good enough."

"I have a good wallet~ You can tell me." Zhao Haitang didn't care what Zhang Wei meant.

"..."

Zhang Wei twitched his mouth, and suddenly realized that Bai Zhi was not an ordinary person before, but this is more suitable for Zhao Haitang, and he changed his mind a bit: "Stop, why don't you tell me what you did when you dated Yu Mo~"

"A date with Yu Mo~" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "You are not suitable to learn."

"why?"

"Because it's what you said before, eating, shopping and watching movies~" Bai Zhi sighed.

"Isn't it?" Zhang Wei said with some disbelief.

"If you don't believe me, you can ask Yu Mo, she is outside." Bai Zhi pointed to the outside.

Zhang Wei rubbed his head in distress, he still wanted to ask Bai Zhi what tricks she had!The result is a lot of nonsense.

Well, that's right, in Zhang Wei's opinion, this is a lot of nonsense, not to mention Bai Zhi, even if Lu Ziqiao knew what he was thinking now, he would definitely despise him for at least a year. It's nonsense, you deserve it because you can't beat Zhao Haitang~

Uh, although in the final result, it seems that Zhao Haitang has never done Zhang Wei, but in terms of momentum, Zhang Wei really lost a lot to Zhao Haitang~

In fact, Curry Sauce also felt that there was nothing wrong with what Bai Zhi said, and she believed that what Bai Zhi said was true, because the way Bai Zhi taught Zhang Wei before was to eat and watch movies, except for shopping.

But she thought it was quite romantic. The definition of romance does not lie in what you do, but in whether the atmosphere is rendered in place. These tricks appear tacky because they are used by many people, but if they change their tricks, they will definitely It's different.

Bai Zhi saw what Zhang Wei meant, so he didn't plan to say more. He had already said it so clearly, but Zhang Wei still didn't understand, so he had no other choice.

"Oh~ I'm leaving first, you can think about it slowly~" Bai Zhi hugged her and continued to walk to the balcony.

. . . . . .

The day before Valentine's Day, the business in the cosmetics store was very good on this day, and the waiters were almost overwhelmed, but Bai Zhi had already been prepared for this situation, and had already taken measures. The store is still busy in an orderly manner.

Similarly, his presents have also been prepared, just waiting for tomorrow night to prepare for the holiday.

Even before Valentine's Day, there were already couples on the street, and Bai Zhi sighed, "It really is a dog abuse festival~"

But Bai Zhi couldn't help feeling a little relieved when she saw the thing in her hand. It was a gift he had prepared and just brought back from outside.

Walking on the road, I saw Zhao Haitang with a stern back. This guy gave Dali a gift before, but he confiscated it and gave him a cold meal.

Moreover, Bai Zhi heard that his members were also turned against by Lu Ziqiao, and the apartment was busy preparing gifts for his lover, and even curry sauce was thinking about how to date, now he doesn't know where to go alone.

If it was normal, Bai Zhi would never have thought of talking to him, but now. . .Bai Zhi went over to comfort him.

Zhao Haitang walked into the bar, asked the bartender for a glass of wine, before paying the bill, Bai Zhi said, "I'll take this one."

Zhao Haitang looked back strangely: "What? You came to ask me for help?"

"Of course not." Bai Zhi said flatly: "You can take it as a treat for single dogs."

"..."

Bai Zhi is also an expert, but soon Bai Zhi smiled: "Okay, don't be so sad, you have been single for more than [-] years, why are you not as sad as before? After all, isn't it a goddess?" Being chased away?"

"Are you here to rub salt in my wound?"

"I don't have that time, I've said it all, I'm here to care for single dogs." Bai Zhi curled her lips: "People nowadays~ are too persistent, you should have thought of this result before you were ready to make a spare tire. "

"..." Zhao Haitang didn't speak to 700, he did have this mental preparation, but being mentally prepared and being able to accept it are two different things.

"Give up~ I think curry sauce is good, you might as well develop her."

"Pfft~~" Zhao Haitang sprayed it out directly: "What are you talking about? Curry sauce? Is there anything wrong?"

"You are the only one who has a problem." Bai Zhi said with a dark face, "Otherwise, what could you do?"

"Hehehe~" Zhao Haitang laughed dryly, but didn't answer Bai Zhi's words. Do you have any thoughts on curry sauce?He really didn't think about it, usually he just looked at her pitifully and took more care of her.

As for the previous help, it was only due to the help of his roommates. After all, even Zhang Wei, his love rival, had helped him, let alone the curry sauce, which had no conflict of interest with him.