Bitch living in an apartment

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The two originally wanted to watch a good show, but now Bai Zhi directly threw shit on them, which was very disgusting, and their faces were as ugly as constipation.

"Yu Mo, let me tell you!" Bai Zhi pulled Yu Mo to sit beside her, then whispered a few times in her ear.

"What do you mean?" Yu Mo was really confused after hearing this.

"Tsk~" Bai Zhi had no choice but to explain in her ear again, and then saw Yu Mo laugh out with a 'puchi': "Are you sure? That is indeed very connotative."

"Hey, what can you whisper to us?" Meijia yelled dissatisfiedly: "How did you say that? It's art, so don't type it, it's pornography, don't spread it.

It just happens to be used here. If it’s private, don’t tell it in public. If it’s a secret, you have to share it with everyone, right? "

"Yes, it makes sense."

"That's right! Do you have any secrets to share? Hehehehahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian began to boo.

"You...are you sure you want me to tell you?" Yu Mobeng asked Zeng Xiaoxian with a straight face, but her body trembling slightly indicated that she should hold back her laughter and stop feeling uncomfortable.

"Is there anything you can't say? Can't you meet people?" Zeng Xiaoxian was unmoved, as if he hadn't seen Yu Mo's eyes.

"Okay! Teacher Zeng, I remember, last time you seemed to say that you must be Zi Qiao's daughter in your next life to repay him, right?"

"Huh~~"

A few people shook their goosebumps, they could say such things, how unscrupulous is this guy?

Zeng Xiaoxian straightened his face and said, "This is just a way for me to express my gratitude. I just thank Ziqiao for doing something for me. What do you know?"

"The point is not here, Mr. Zeng, I didn't expect you to be so wild?" Bai Zhi raised her eyebrows: "Didn't you hear a sentence? My daughter was my father's lover in the previous life.

You want to be his daughter in the next life, isn't that implying him, oh no, this is already expressing him, you want to be his lover in this life? "

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"Pfft~" After a few people reacted, they all laughed except Zeng Xiaoxian. Zeng Xiaoxian's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. This sentence, Nima, how did I think of answering like this in the first place?

"Mr. Zeng, I didn't expect that such a wild heart is hidden under your gentle appearance!"

"Don't worry, Mr. Zeng, we will definitely tell Ziqiao to know, hahaha, if you tell him so clearly, if it were me, I would definitely be moved to tears 0......"

"I'm not moved, but scared?"

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Zeng Xiaoxian's face changed color again, becoming a sour purple: "Shut up, I'm just talking casually, your thoughts are too unhealthy, aren't you? Can all this be associated with that place?"

"Well, if we tell Zi Qiao, do you think he won't think in that direction?"

"you..."

Zeng Xiaoxian just wanted to continue to refute, but when he saw Lu Ziqiao approaching from a distance, he finally decided not to speak, and let the stalk just blow away with the wind.

For this reason, he gave everyone a hard look, and everyone's laughter stopped abruptly, and when Lu Ziqiao came over, their voices had already become silent.

"Wow, why are you like this? You stopped laughing when I first came, and discriminated against me?"

"Hahaha~ I can't, I can't help it anymore?" Meijia still laughed out loud, "Ziqiao, let me tell you! Teacher Zeng..."

"Shut up." Zeng Xiaoxian rushed over and covered Meijia's mouth, but after doing this, they couldn't help but laugh wantonly.

Lu Ziqiao frowned: "What were you talking about just now? Can't I know 0.6? Also, what happened to Teacher Zeng?"

"Zi Qiao, I want to say something, I hope you will hold on after hearing it."

"What do you mean?" Lu Ziqiao became vigilant. When Bai Zhi said this, there must be nothing good: "You won't put something amazing in my water again!"

"Shut up..." Zeng Xiaoxian roared, and was about to go over and continue covering Bai Zhi's mouth.

"Teacher Zeng said that he wanted to be your lover, Ziqiao, you have to be fully prepared! Teacher Zeng is a beast!"

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Lu Ziqiao was stunned when he heard this, and then glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian, who slumped on the sofa.

PS: Created a new group, [-], the answer to the question is the title of the book, interested friends can add thiophene~.

Chapter 155

Seeing this scene, Lu Ziqiao suddenly felt his chrysanthemum tighten. If Zeng Xiaoxian didn't make any moves, he wouldn't believe a single punctuation mark in this sentence.

But seeing Zeng Xiaoxian like this, preventing others from talking, and lying on the ground, he couldn't help but not believe it.

"Teacher Zeng, although I don't want to hurt you, I'm a man, I like women, and I refuse to be gay, start with me."

"Get out, who wants to have sex with you?" Zeng Xiaoxian roared angrily.

"You can't do it with others! This kind of thing is not advocated!"

"I... Forget it, I don't want to explain, justice is at your fingertips."

"Huh~ Although I don't know what you are going to say, as long as you don't come to me, I can still pretend that I didn't see it." Lu Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief, and then suddenly thought about her going to the toilet: "Bai Zhi, why did you lie to me?" ?”

Bai Zhi spread her hands helplessly: "Aren't you happy that I lied to you? Do you want me to really add some ingredients to you to be satisfied? This is the first time I have heard such a strange request. Don't worry, next time I will definitely not ask you to ask." Show mercy."

"Damn~ Do you have such an understanding?"

"Then how do I understand it?"

"Okay, okay! I'm afraid of you." Lu Ziqiao still compromised, if this guy's brain twitched again and tricked himself, what would he do? "By the way, everyone, do you have any plans for tomorrow night?"

Bai Zhi leaned on the sofa helplessly: "Zi Qiao, your life can really be described as Super Mario!"

"You mean, I am going forward bravely to achieve my goal?" Lu Ziqiao asked uncertainly.

"No, I mean, you hit a wall today and fall into a pit tomorrow, but you're still having fun dancing Q."

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"Pfft~" Several people couldn't help laughing again, Lu Ziqiao turned around and really didn't want to talk to him: "Well, do you have time tomorrow night?"

"Let me see!" Zeng Xiaoxian finally recovered, pretending that nothing happened: "I watched TV first, and then fell asleep while watching it."

"What else is in your notebook? Get up in the middle of the night to pee?" Yifei asked wordlessly.

"What do you know? This is all strict self-discipline. I am on the way to become a well-known host every day. Of course, I have to be ready at any time. The simplest thing is to start from strict execution and an organized life. way to start."

"Uh~ It's like this." Lu Ziqiao came out and interrupted the quarrel between Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei: "Aunt Liu from the street neighborhood committee gave me a few tickets for the elderly art performance on the street, which will premiere at Yunfeng Theater tomorrow night, let us make sure Going to join in."

"What show?"

"Well, it is an art group composed of a group of grandparents. It is said that when the youngest among them was born, the Anti-Japanese War had not yet ended, and when the oldest was born, Empress Dowager Cixi was still building the Summer Palace!"

"Wow, that must have been hard."

"Really? Then what are they playing?"

"Pirates of the Caribbean."

"Pfft~" Guan Gu choked on this sentence: "I thought they were performing Peking Opera!"

"It's a good thing you didn't mention performing a square dance, otherwise you would definitely be mobbed and beaten." Bai Zhi complained silently, if this Lu Ziqiao came out with a ticket for a square dance, he would be called cheating!

"That's right, it's the Peking Opera version of Pirates of the Caribbean."

"What, Pirates of the Caribbean also released a Peking opera version?" Yifei was shocked after hearing this. The world is really crazy. A large group of characters at the level of grandparents acted in such a blockbuster movie with ups and downs?

"Then what's the matter? I've seen the live-action version of Conan, the Xiaolan in it, who has thick legs~ Hey, and that Kudo Shinichi, this is not a brat with a stinky fart at all, but a brat with a stinky face .”

"...I'm convinced, strong man, do you dare to watch this kind of thing?"

"Forget it! I'm not interested. I was supposed to sleep at home."

"Hey, comrades, I promise you'll love it."

"What do you like? Grandpa and grandma? Peking opera, or Pirates of the Caribbean? I still think it's better to sleep at home." Zeng Xiaoxian obviously didn't want to go out.

But how could it be harder than Lu Ziqiao?He also thought of this result.

"Mr. Zeng, you can't say that. We went to this show not just to watch the show, but to show our love. Imagine, when you are old, no one cares about it. What is it like? A mood? Have you thought about it?"

"Well, it's not bad, just right, Bai Bai and I don't have any plans tomorrow night, so we can go and have a look."

"Ah?" Bai Zhi was a little caught off guard by Yu Mo's actions: "Yu Mo, do you plan to go and have a look tomorrow?"

"That's right! Anyway, I don't have much place to go anyway. It's good to go and see this Peking opera version of Pirates of the Caribbean, Ziqiao, give me one." Yu Mo said without any explanation, and grabbed two from Lu Ziqiao's hand.

Lu Ziqiao happily gave Yu Mo two tickets in order not to wear the gang. Of course, Bai Zhi seriously suspected that this guy gave Yu Mo tickets just to keep him from attending the party.

"Oh, Zi Qiao, I always thought you were a philandering radish, but I didn't expect you to be a caring philandering radish." Guan Gu seemed to have a feeling of admiration for him: 320 "Then give me one too." .”

"I have one too."

"Give me one."

Lu Ziqiao's deception was undoubtedly very successful. As long as one person said to go, the others would definitely go. In this way, the tickets in his hand were almost snatched up.

"I won't go. It's better for me to sleep at home. I'm afraid of having nightmares."

"Can I say something?" Bai Zhi weakly raised her hand: "Yu Mo, why don't we change the event tomorrow night? I think Zi Qiao must have no good intentions."

Bai Zhi glared at Lu Ziqiao fiercely. This guy was tricked, and he was tricked into it too. He didn't plan to go out tomorrow night, but now he's fine, and he was tricked to watch a Beijing opera.

"How could it be?" Lu Ziqiao kept winking at Bai Zhi, how could this guy have no eyesight when he got here?You said that you want to tell Yu Mo to let her go to the party together, and you just tell her not to go to the party behind your back, so what's the point of coaxing at this time?

"Why not?"

"Baizhi, I'm so sad when you say that. I've always been eager to join your club. My willingness to help others has never changed from the very beginning. This is just a small vote of mine. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

What Lu Ziqiao said was as much uprightness as possible, as if Bai Zhi would be rebellious if she didn't believe him. .

Chapter 156

"To sum up, how could I be that kind of person? Bai Zhi, your thoughts are very dangerous now! This is a sign of paranoia, and in the end you won't believe anyone, including Yu Mo."

Bai Zhi felt drowsy when he heard it, and when he knew Lu Ziqiao's purpose, he couldn't listen to anything.

It's just that Lu Ziqiao is worthy of being the godson of the originator of the flickering world. Seeing that Angelica dahurica didn't get in, she directly changed her target: "Yu Mo, you have to take care of Bai Zhi! What if you just want to disappear for a while later?" , he may even suspect you, this can only be done from scratch!"

"Well, it seems quite reasonable. For nothing, don't think others are so evil. Isn't Zi Qiao going with me? Why can't he be uneasy and kind?"

"I..."

"Okay, it's settled, I'll buy you delicious food when the time comes!" Yu Mo stroked Bai Zhi's hair, just like coaxing a child.

"..." Bai Zhi shut up helplessly, but still stared at Lu Ziqiao with a murderous look on her face, and told him that this matter is endless, and you will die after you go back.

Seeing Bai Zhi's appearance, Lu Ziqiao shuddered, pretending not to care at all: "Yes, I will go with her, what kind of bad thoughts can I have? Not only do I want to go, but I also want to applaud! In my heart, these grandparents are my relatives, although I don't know what my grandparents look like.

But they gave the world their precious youth, and it's time for us to give back, sleep?Why do I need to sleep for a long time when I am alive, and I will sleep forever after death. If I waste such precious time on sleep, am I still a human being? "

"Wow, you don't need to be so poisonous, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Lu Ziqiao was about to spray his face with saliva, and his heart trembled. This was especially for himself, rather he said it to him: "I'll go, Can't I go?"

Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to pay a ticket, and reluctantly put it on his body.

"That's it. Tomorrow night, we'll see each other. I love you guys, huh~" Lu Ziqiao blew a kiss, scaring a few people to run away. Damn it, let's talk about it!Why are you scary?

After Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, he rushed out, and Lu Zhanbo followed at the same time, but everyone didn't care because they thought Lu Zhanbo was going to get tickets.

Only Bai Zhi sat by the side depressedly, and said with some anger: "Damn, think about me, Bai Zhi, who knew a thousand characters at the age of three, practiced martial arts at the age of four, mastered poetry at the age of five, and crushed boulders on his chest at the age of six. At the age of eight, I was proficient in poetry, song and painting, and I was really pissed off by a little Lu Ziqiao."

"How much did you drink today? How good at bragging?" Yifei asked helplessly.

"Huh? Then what were you doing when you were seven years old?" Yu Mo suddenly realized that he seemed to be one year old.

"Oh, seven years old and spent a year recuperating at home." Bai Zhi said seriously, "No, Yu Mo, we can't go to the Peking Opera tomorrow."

"Why? You see that you are here again. Didn't you say that the Madman's Club is always about helping others? Don't you go to this kind of thing?"

"But, our club has other activities tomorrow night!"

"What activity?" Yu Mo asked curiously.

At the same time, Guan Gu, Zeng Xiaoxian, Yifei, Wanyu, and Meijia all put their heads over curiously, Baizhi coughed, and then whispered a few words in Yumo's ear.

"Ah?" Yu Mo glanced at Wan Yu in surprise, then at the ticket in his hand: "You say it's true?"