Bitch living in an apartment

"I..."

Yifei didn't care what Zhang Wei wanted to say, and asked helplessly, "Then what about the charger? Can't he keep pressing it?"

"Simple." Lu Ziqiao thought of an idea, asked for tape, then changed Zhang Wei's clothes, and wrapped the charger and power bank tightly.

Zhang Wei's face became even more ugly: "Even if there is no one at the airport, there is no need to wear perverted clothes, right?"

"How perverted? I still expect her to show off her waist after going to Nihong! Don't stretch me out." Yifei said calmly.

Bai Zhi also said that she was big-hearted, and actually lent this kind of clothes to Zhang Wei to wear. If Zeng Xiaoxian had said it, maybe she would have given Jiji 2.9 Waiwai a while!

"The book says that sausages were first made by the Surmans in Mesopotamia. In order to store excess meat, they learned to make sausages." Seeing Zhang Wei like this, Dali wanted to complain.

"You think I look like a sausage?"

"No, I mean, if the Sulemans saw you the way they were, they would have invented sausage."

"..." Zhang Wei twitched the corners of his mouth, as if he wanted to do this. This is obviously caused by Lu Ziqiao, a pervert, okay?

Now Zhang Wei can't help but miss Bai Zhi trying to help him take out the egg, because he just endured it, but being tortured by them now is really too uncomfortable, he might as well let Bai Zhi give him a few punches!Save yourself the pain. .

Chapter 1611

"Okay, it's better to forget each other than to forget each other. Don't look, this matter is not something you can handle." Lu Ziqiao patted Zhao Haitang's chest and said helplessly.

"I'm waiting for you, okay? Is the game ready?" Zhao Haitang asked dissatisfied.

"Okay, let's go~"

Lu Ziqiao and Zhao Haitang didn't care what was going on with Zhang Wei, they quickly turned on the phone, Bai Zhi was bored, so she followed the past to look, and now her mind was full of Mika, Lu Ziqiao immediately chose Zhu Diaochan.

Zhao Haitang complained from the side: "Fame is stronger than strength, so it's not easy to use."

"Take a look at the special attack first." Lu Ziqiao didn't listen to him, so it would be better to try it by himself: "The special attack, I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda."

Then, the skill passed through the top of the little monster's head and sprayed to the back, and then she was besieged to death: "Sure enough, change."

Bai Zhi sighed: "Hey, there are no useless characters, only useless people. In fact, this game made by Xiao Hei is not bad. The main problem is that the characters are strong and 09 is not strong. Of course, apart from Zhu Yida, other characters Each has its own merits.”

"Why didn't I see it?" Lu Ziqiao pouted, "Then let me see this..."

I saw Zhu Xiaoxian appearing on it, holding a brick, Lu Ziqiao went in and released a special move: "Eyebrow Dance..."

"This...is it over?" Lu Ziqiao said dissatisfiedly, "What the hell is this?"

"Brow dance, all monsters are stunned for three seconds." Bai Zhi explained: "This is group control~ and it also has the ability to interrupt monsters' big moves, which is a standard team skill."

"What's the point of this? It doesn't hurt at all." Lu Ziqiao was speechless: "What can Zhu Yida do?"

"It's just a mouth cannon, using it to kill monsters, and it doesn't necessarily kill them, it's useless." Zhao Haitang replied.

"Okay~ Just tell me which character is stronger." Lu Ziqiao's patience was directly exhausted, and he played a series of characters, all of which were useless.

Zhao Haitang thought for a while: "Except for Zhu Yifei, it's Zhu Miracle and Zhu Xiaoqi. Zhu Miracle is a ninja with a high attack and high agility, but because he is too strong, he has been weakened in the new version. Half of the chance will be seppuku, which belongs to the kind of character that is very cool to use and dies quickly."

"Well, seppuku is not advocated, so what about Zhu Xiaoqi?"

Zhao Haitang thought for a while: "Zhu Xiaoqi is actually not very strong, but he is quite special. He is a jack-of-all-trades existence. After several versions of changes, the selection rate of this person has never dropped by 50.00%, because he It is an auxiliary character, but its attack is higher than that of ordinary characters. It belongs to the kind of character with strong functions and no shortage of damage.

In addition, if this character and Zhu Xiaomo appear together, the attributes will be greatly enhanced, and there will be an easter egg. "

"What egg?"

"Zhu Xiaomo will summon a baby to cheer her up in the back. The baby will add buffs to the two characters. Once the baby dies, the two characters will go berserk at the same time. They can use the joint nirvana unlimitedly within 30 seconds, and the state will last. Going to the next level until the end of time is a necessary role to pass the ranking.

But at the same time, the baby can no longer be summoned, and the buff cannot be added. "

"Auxiliary characters? And two of them need to appear together? Forget it, I still like combat characters, is there any more?"

Zhao Haitang had no choice but to continue: "If you want to choose an attacking character, it's Zhu Xiaobu, Chitu among the horses, Lu Bu among the pigs, if you can't fly, who will fight for the front?"

"That's all." Lu Ziqiao was very satisfied, and a loud laugh came from the screen.

The two entered the checkpoint, watching them fight, they felt a little sleepy, Lu Ziqiao couldn't kill one of them for a long time, Zhao Haitang killed one, but Bai Zhi could tell that this was an attribute that had been piled up with money.

"Hey, why do you kill monsters like chopping vegetables, and I fight monsters like paying off debts?" Lu Ziqiao said dissatisfied.

"I'm the top two hundred and five in the whole server, of course I'm amazing."

"Replenishment is amazing, isn't it?" Lu Ziqiao said dissatisfiedly, "Look at my nirvana, yo~ Wushuang."

"..." Zhao Haitang twitched the corner of his mouth: "Kill mobs with sure kill? Have you ever seen a Jedi knight use a lightsaber?"

Lu Ziqiao also said convincingly: "If you don't let go of a move, you will break your heart. Just one word now, cool..."

Bai Zhi looked at it with pain: "If you are like this, if you can pass fifty levels, I will lose? No, forty levels."

"Never mind him! As long as you have fun, I don't care about the rankings." Lu Ziqiao didn't care, anyway, he was just killing time now, there was no need to make a special effort to pass the level.

Bai Zhi was bored and walked around. Even though there is heating in this winter, the gates are open on both sides, and her feet are a bit stiff. It is better to walk.

I don't know how long it took, but Yifei suddenly received a video, and when Bai Zhi came back, Yifei told him: "Hey, Bai Zhi, think of a way to see if I can buy SC hot sauce, which Yoyo said to eat. "

"Spicy sauce? Can she eat such spicy food?" Bai Zhi was taken aback.

"I don't know either." Yifei shook his head, "But that's what Guan Gu's father said."

"Okay~" Bai Zhi nodded: "Are there any small shops around?"

"No, I've called." Dali said anxiously, "They said their hot sauce is sold out."

"I also checked the Internet." Lu Ziqiao raised his mobile phone: "The nearest seller is more than 100 kilometers away from us!"

"Then what should we do? Can't we even make a can of hot sauce?" Yifei said anxiously to 683: "By the way, Baizhi, can you make hot sauce?"

"Yes, yes." Bai Zhi was a little confused: "But it's too late now, isn't it?"

"Let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor~" Yifei waved his hand: "It's just right, here is Qiye's equipment, can you try to make it?"

"Are you kidding?" Bai Zhi squinted at her: "How can I chop a can of this hot sauce? It's not enough to fit between your teeth, unless you can ask if there is that kind of millet pepper nearby, then buy some vegetable oil, and add it here It should be able to make garlic, but I dare not say whether it is authentic or not."

"Dali, do you have any?"

Dali nodded and made a call, and after hanging up the phone: "Yes, there is, but the nearest one is about five kilometers away, and it will take time to deliver it. I'm afraid we don't have enough time."

"And it takes time to do it." Bai Zhi added.

"Then why don't we try this at the same time?" Zhao Haitang raised his mobile phone: "There is an event here, as long as you pay a hundred people who defeat the Chili King, you can get a can of Laoganma hot sauce, and this game It’s still in the promotion period, and the promotion doesn’t spare any expense, as long as we can get it, it will be delivered as soon as possible, so we can make two-handed preparations.”

"you sure?"

"determine."

"Then try."

"ok.".

Chapter 1612

When Zhao Haitang and Lu Ziqiao were about to play games to win prizes, Hong Qi quietly walked by at this time, and Hong Qi who was watching the wind outside appeared here, which made them nervous instead: "Master Qi, the people outside Has the wind stopped?"

"The wind stopped, but a flock of birds came, and the plane couldn't get off, so I had to chase them away." Hong Qi said with a smile, raising a gong in his hand.

"Use this thing to catch birds? Is it reliable?" Zhang Wei asked suspiciously.

"Don't worry~ I'm a professional." Hong Qi smiled with a saliva on his middle finger, and then took off a layer of the sign on his chest, revealing the following words: bird repellent.

"..."

Although they met many times, everyone was still speechless. Zhang Wei shrank his neck: "Qiye, what did you study before?"

Unexpectedly, Hong Qiyu said earnestly: "If you fall behind, you will be beaten, and if you don't understand, you will suffer. You have to study hard all your life. That's enough, I'm going to chase the birds."

"..." Zhang Wei had a feeling of being struck by lightning: "Three days after Shi Farewell, how did Qi Ye go from smoking and complaining to being serious and serious?"

Bai Zhi also couldn't imagine that the old rascal, the bear-like Qi Ye, would be such a positive person: "Zhang Wei, after you won the lawsuit for Qi Ye, what happened to him? Why did he have changed so much?"

"I don't know~" Zhang Wei said weakly: "Anyway, after I helped him get the house back, Qiye sold the house, oh, I remembered, he said it was all because he didn't study hard before , I raised such an unfilial son, so I decided to study hard, but at the time I thought it was just his sad words, but I didn't expect him to go to a university for the elderly."

"..."

"Forget it." Yifei waved his hand, and he breathed a sigh of relief. At least they can't fly now, and they can have enough time to settle the hot sauce thing: "Zhao Haitang, Ziqiao, hurry up~ Otherwise It's too late, Dali, are the ingredients for chili sauce ready¨‖?"

"I've already called to buy it. Vegetable oil is easy to buy. There are ready-made ones in small supermarkets, but millet pepper is a little difficult. There is no vegetable market nearby. The nearest vegetable market is [-] kilometers away. It is estimated that it will take an hour to ride an electric car."

"Is this too long?"

Dali went on to say, "However, there are some residents around here who grow some peppers, but they only grow them for a la carte. There are not many, and even if they buy them, they can't make much."

"Buy as much as you have, a little is better than nothing~" Yifei said.

"Oh~ okay, then I'll let them deliver the things, about half an hour or so."

"Hurry up."

Yifei sighed, and looked at Bai Zhi involuntarily, only to see that Bai Zhi was holding her mobile phone, and immediately became angry: "Bai Zhi, we are all busy! If you are idle, why can't you help? "

Bai Zhi, who was suddenly stunned, was taken aback, and her head was covered with black lines: "It's like I don't need to make hot sauce by hand, come here if you have the ability~"

"I mean now, the material takes half an hour at the fastest. Didn't you say that you have played Piggy Apartment before? Can't you help them play together? It's also faster?"

"I won't go." Bai Zhi shook her head, glanced at Lu Ziqiao and Zhao Haitang: "They can't even pass fifty levels like this, and I am more efficient than them playing alone."

"Don't underestimate people." Lu Ziqiao suddenly became unhappy: "I can't even beat half of such a simple game?"

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "Don't think it's easy to beat the previous level, the character's attack frequency is so high, when the frequency of monsters appearing exceeds your attack frequency, you will be completely helpless, as long as you touch When it comes to you, you are basically dead."

"That's right." Dali also couldn't help jumping out: "The two of you play too much offense, and the previous checkpoints don't matter. Even if you are attacked, you still have time to react. When the time comes to the end, once you If you are controlled by the attack, you will have no hope at all, and you can't beat four hands with two fists, that's what I'm talking about."

"You guys can go up~ Don't just talk about it and don't practice." Zhao Haitang paid up to 250, but he was proud of it, but he didn't know that the game was in the promotion period, how many people were playing, and he only got [-] after paying up. Know what to be proud of.

Bai Zhi rubbed her nose: "There is a teammate who understands the situation, better than a group of pig teammates, Dali, otherwise how about we form a team? It doesn't matter if we haven't played before, we will compare with these two, who is right, oh, This can also increase the chances of getting chili sauce.”

"Hey, this is a good idea." Yifei made a final decision: "If there is competition, there will be competition, and if there is competition, there will be progress. This will also urge you to pass the level quickly and achieve the goal of competition."

"Who is afraid of whom~" Lu Ziqiao's temper was aroused: "' ‖Come on, Dali, I will wait for you to play first."

"No need, I've finished downloading." Dali had no choice but to put down the book: "Let's start~"

"Come on, what's your ID? I'll add you." Bai Zhi heard that she had downloaded it, that is, she had played it before, so it was simple: "Or you can add me."

"My ID is 'Planck's number one fan', wait a minute, I'll be online soon."

"Pfft..." Zhao Haitang spit out a mouthful of water: "Planck's number one fan?"

"What's wrong?" Lu Ziqiao asked dissatisfied.

Zhao Haitang twitched his lips and glanced at him: "Didn't you see the challenge ranking in the lobby? This is the No.16 boss in the server?"

"Nani?" Lu Ziqiao felt that he was going to be stunned~

Dali ignored their surprise: "Wait a minute, let me add you~ I will add more friends and challenges when I go online, so I will add you."

"Okay~" Bai Zhi shrugged: "My ID: I change the diaper intestines of the little (Wang Qianzhao) angel."

"Pfft~~" Zhao Haitang spat out another mouthful of old blood: "What?"

"What's wrong?" Lu Ziqiao asked, frowning.

"Boss, please bring me~" Zhao Haitang almost knelt down to the two of them: "Brother Ziqiao, we are doomed."

"Isn't it even a match? How do you know you're going to lose? Don't boost up other people's ambitions, destroy your own prestige."

"Go and see the ranking list yourself." Zhao Haitang said painfully.

"Let's see..." Lu Ziqiao clicked on the inquiring ranking disdainfully: "No.10? I'll go, Bai Zhi, when did you play?"

Bai Zhi said calmly: "When Yu Mo was pregnant~ Yu Mo was so boring, she pestered me to play games with her, and that's it. Later, when I had a child, it was a bit wasteful. We were the first batch of players, At that time, we had been No. 2 in the game rankings for several months!"

"...".

Chapter 1613

"So, the ninth-ranked 'I'll sell the little angel' is Sister Yumo?" Zhao Haitang asked weakly. These two names seem to be lovers' names. If Bai Zhi didn't cheat, then this It must be Yumo's.

Not surprisingly, Bai Zhi nodded: "That's right, the two of us used to play together, mainly because I played a lot of supporting characters. If you look at the data on the leaderboard, it's based on comprehensive data. I'm good."