Bitch living in an apartment

"Books, and Bingo Match [-]."

"that's it?"

"Then what do you think?" Bai Zhi curled her lips: "This is for me to kill time on the plane. It's only a few hours in total. How many programs do I need to prepare?"

Yifei is like a discouraged ball: "This is not a way to kill time, okay? I originally wanted to write a year-end summary at the airport and send it to the department head, but there is no signal now, and my advanced individual is useless~"

"If you don't judge the advanced individual, how much bonus you can get, I'll be miserable, right? Today, on New Year's Eve, there are cash red envelopes, and I can't access the Internet. I feel like I missed out on hundreds of millions."

"What's the big deal?" Zhao Haitang said calmly, "A mobile wifi will help you."

"This guy looks familiar~"

"The current wifi eggs can be made so small?"

"Oh~ It's useless to have a wifi egg, and the phone has no signal. The wifi egg is not as good as a boiled egg!" Yifei said.

"Oh~ I'm a VIP, how can I use an ordinary wifi egg? This is a newly developed product. Skywalker [-] directly uses the satellite network. When you look up and see the starry sky, you can use it to swipe your phone with your head down."

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"Then turn it on quickly." Zhang Wei was immediately attracted, grabbed it, and wanted to open it, but after wandering around for a long time, he didn't see the instruction manual: "Where is the switch?"

"Let me read the manual." Zhao Haitang took out a book from his bag.

Zhang Wei picked up the wifi egg and took a closer look: "There seems to be a line of words on it~ made, in, chi..."

Lv Ziqiao, who has no patience at all, was more anxious than Zhang Wei. Seeing Zhang Wei moaning, he patted his arm directly: "Oh, hurry up."

"..."

Zhang Wei shook his hand, threw the wifi egg directly into his mouth, and then froze.

"Ouch~~" Zhang Wei clutched his throat in pain, unable to speak or swallow. . .

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"Huh? Stuck? Come on, spit it out..."

Several people hurriedly pulled him, Zhang Wei was almost suffocating, Yifei directly patted his back hard, Zhang Wei swallowed suddenly, and swallowed the whole egg just like that.

"Have you swallowed it?" Dali asked weakly.

"Are you okay~ How do you feel?" Yifei asked worriedly.

Zhang Wei paused for a few seconds, touched his stomach, and then felt a sharp pain: "Stomach, my stomach hurts... it hurts more and more, bum... in the bum... bum It's poisonous..."

"Hey, hey, call the doctor quickly~ call the doctor quickly..."

"Call the doctor now."

"Where is the doctor here?"

The airport was in a state of chaos, of course, this also alarmed the cleaner Hong Qi: "What's going on? What's going on~~"

"Qi Ye, do you have a doctor here? Zhang Wei accidentally ate a wifi egg, ask a doctor to help him~" Bai Zhi asked anxiously.

"Oh, that's it~ wait a minute." Hong Qi nodded calmly, and then walked into the cabinet one step at a time. Under the surprised eyes of everyone, he took out a stethoscope from it: "Quickly put people Help me to the hospital bed, let me take a look..."

"Would you like to take a look?" Bai Zhi stared at him, but seeing Zhang Wei in pain, Bai Zhi had no choice but to say, "Quick, quick, help him to the shelf, butchered a pig, bah, see a doctor... ."earth.

Chapter 1605

"Qi Ye, you won't really kill me like a pig, will you?"

Zhang Wei lay trembling on the empty shelf, mainly because Bai Zhihao's voice was too scary, why kill a pig?And looking at their appearance, it is obvious that they are holding the pig, and then they are about to disembowel them. Zhang Wei cannot be nervous~

Hong Qi calmly put the stethoscope on Zhang Wei's chest, and said, "Don't worry, this is not the way to kill pigs, you have to hook the throat with a hook! Now it's mostly shaving."

"..." Zhang Wei suddenly felt the hairs on his body go cold, and his whole body became stiff: "Isn't it? Shaving? I just have a stomachache, isn't it necessary?"

"Don't make trouble, it will delay the doctor's visit." Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei's thigh, and Zhang Wei's aggrieved voice stopped abruptly.

After calming down, Hong Qi checked it out, and then gently comforted him: "Okay, it's all right~ Rub your stomach more."

Dali felt very surprised: "Grandpa, aren't you a cleaner? Do you still see a doctor?"

"Oh, the sign is dead, but the person is alive." Hong Qi saliva drenched his fingers and took off a sign on it, revealing the words: medical staff.

"Is there still such an operation?" Everyone was shocked.

"But my stomach still hurts~" Zhang Wei said with a bitter face.

"That's constipation, how long have you had it?"

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, covered his face and was embarrassed to speak, even Zhao Haitang was relieved, if Zhang Wei died, it would be of no benefit to him: "I just said, it is Zhang Wei's own problem. It’s nothing to do with the wifi egg, as it’s said in the manual, this wifi egg has passed twelve military standard tests, is pressure-resistant, beat-resistant, friction-resistant, cold-resistant, heat-resistant, and high-temperature resistant, it’s the battle egg in the wifi egg.”

"But the above only said that external use is harmless, not internal use~"

Hong Qi said helplessly: "Oh, girl, don't worry, what I'm talking about is a well-known doctor in the neighborhood, and the chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep in the village are all my favorites."

"Are you a veterinarian?" Yifei asked in shock.

"Yes...oh, no." Hong Qi said, "Yesterday, I was just promoted to general practitioner."

"Anthropology?"

Ignoring everyone's shock, Hong Qi put away the stethoscope and just put it back. Zhang Wei also stood up with the support of everyone, and sat on the chair.

Bai Zhi sighed: "Even so, it's not good to leave the wifi egg in Zhang Wei's stomach. We have to find a way to get the egg out of his stomach."

"How do you get it? Are you still going to let Lord Qi know about surgery?"

"..." Zhang Wei's eyelids twitched: "You don't have to do this, do you? Surgery in this kind of place? I'm afraid I won't die fast enough~"

"Who said surgery is required to remove the contents of the stomach." Bai Zhi looked at her with contempt: "Emetic, laxatives are fine~ It just depends on where it comes from."

"..."

Yifei twitched the corner of her mouth, thinking of that scene, she felt a sense of cheating no matter what.

Zhang Wei scratched his head: "It makes sense, but how can I induce vomiting? I'm not a camel, and I don't have the ability to vomit~"

"Simple." Zhang Wei felt numb as Bai Zhi smiled, and suddenly pulled out a bottle from behind.

Zhang Wei wanted to take it over, but Bai Zhi shrank back: "Hey, just wait and see, don't move."

"what is this?"

"You'll know later." Bai Zhi held back her smile, and after satisfying the appetites of several people, she gently put her hand on the lid, and opened the lid under the watchful eyes of everyone.

"Yuck~"

A second after opening the lid, several people suddenly vomited, and a stench filled the air. . .

"Hahaha~ Are you happy? Are you surprised or surprised?"

"Asshole, you pervert? You still hide this thing on your body like a treasure? Is there something wrong with your brain?~" Yifei endured his sore legs from vomiting, propping up a chair and kept cursing Bai Zhi.

Bai Zhi raised her eyebrows: "Hahaha~ Don't worry, I'm not as perverted as you think, this is an additive invented by Xiao Hei, it's that kind of flavor additive, and it's also the favorite thing of curry sauce, because it can simulate various flavors, how come? Like? Isn’t it very refreshing?”

Curry sauce is the kind of person who doesn’t have much money on him and often drools while looking at the food in a magazine. With this thing, he can taste the taste of sauced elbow even if he eats a big steamed bun with no taste at all. Don't like it?

"It's more than refreshing, why are you making it smell like shit?"

"Isn't it because you want Zhang Wei to spit it out?" Bai Zhi glanced at Zhang Wei, and then she was startled: "No, it's like that. Why didn't you make any movement?"

"Maybe 0........ I have a relatively strong resistance~" Zhang Wei said with some uncertainty: "Besides, didn't you vomit too?"

Bai Zhi curled her lips: "Can this be the same? I have changed the diapers of Xiaoyaya and Xiaoyu a lot, and I should get used to this smell, at least I won't vomit, and I was prepared at the beginning and held my breath , and didn't smell much."

"Oh~~"

Zhang Wei nodded, but there was still no movement at all, Bai Zhi rubbed his chin: "If that's the case, let's have a more ruthless one, the smell of stinky socks..."

"..."

"Yuck~"

"Yuck~"

It was another attack that was caught off guard. Everyone just stood up and vomited again. Seeing that Zhang Wei still wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit, Bai Zhi blinked her eyes: "Isn't it okay? Then come again, the smell of the stinky ditch... "

"..."

"Stop." Lu Ziqiao hurriedly pulled him back: "Brother, don't do this, if this goes on, if he doesn't vomit, we will collapse first."

Seeing how many people vomited like soft-legged shrimps, Bai Zhi scratched her head: "Okay ~ If this is the case, I'll think of a way."

Seeing Bai Zhi put away the bottle, they breathed a sigh of relief: "This flavor is 2.9, it's so refreshing, a good waiting room was almost turned into a biochemical virus room by you, why does Xiao Hei give such things to me?" you?"

Bai Zhi spreads his hands: "Nonsense, I am also an experimental user anyway, what's the matter with giving me some of this thing? This thing has many uses, it can be placed in some places, it can emit fragrance, and things with various flavors, although it is very restricted now. Big, it can only emit pungent things, but there is still a lot of room for growth.”

"Then what do you want to do next? Tell us first, so we can be prepared, so that we don't accidentally hurt us again." Yifei shuddered, thinking of the cheating smell, and wanted to run away .

The same goes for everyone, they want to know what Bai Zhi should do next, if their lives are in danger, they can run away~.

Chapter 1606

"Let me think about it~" Bai Zhi tilted her head and thought about it. If you want to talk about vomiting, besides the smell, there should be medicine, right?but. . .Looking at the broken airport, I don't know if there is such a thing, if there is, Qi Ye should have taken it out, well, let's think of another idea: "Yes, dark cooking, in fact, it can induce vomiting."

"Are you sure it's not diarrhea, but vomiting?" Zhang Wei said with a twitch of his mouth.

"It depends on what kind of dark cooking it is." Bai Zhi tugged at her clothes: "If Yifei made dark cooking! It would cause diarrhea, but what about Yumo's cooking! It would induce vomiting."

"..."

"..."

Yifei's head was full of black lines: "Hey, what happened to the food I made? Haven't you eaten it?"

"I've eaten." Bai Zhi glanced at her calmly: "It's because I ate a lot that I gained experience. The dark dishes you cook must be burnt. If you eat them, you will either have diarrhea or have a stomachache and need gastric lavage.

But when Yumo made it, the taste changed drastically, even if it was tomato and egg, she could make a taste that made you want to vomit, hey, I think back then. . . "

"Okay, okay." Yifei waved his hand impatiently: "You are endless, and you still think back then, you can't do it this way, you don't even have food, how can 09 cook? Besides, Yu Mo is not here, You still want me to do it? I don't have that ability now."

"I didn't say I want you to do it~ I can ask Yumo Video to teach me." Bai Zhi spread her hands: "As for the guy who cooks... just ask Qiye? He is often here, and here is far away from the crowd. He needs to cook by himself often, and there will definitely be ingredients."

"Eh~~" Yifei was taken aback, as if it made sense.

In this poor place, you have to run fifty miles to get on the net, and you really need someone to cook.

"Then I'll go to Master Qi to get some back, Zhao Haitang, follow me." Yifei waved his hand, and hurriedly walked to the side.

"Wait a minute." Lu Ziqiao held Yifei back: "But there's no internet ~ why are you videoing with Yu Mo?"

"..."

"..."

For a while, the atmosphere froze like this, okay~ They are used to having internet everywhere, but now that Zhang Wei has eaten a wifi egg, they have forgotten the fact that there is no signal.

Bai Zhi twitched the corner of her mouth: "Then I can only be a dead horse as a living horse doctor. I will learn how to cook from Yumo, and see if I can learn a five-point image. If there is a five-point image, it should be almost the same."

"...It's the first time I've heard that I want to learn how to make bad dishes." Dali was powerless to complain.

"That's the only way." Lu Ziqiao said calmly, "Zhang Wei, hold on, if it hurts, just listen to Master Qi and rub your stomach."

Zhang Wei was mourning for his tragic fate, when he heard Lu Ziqiao's words, his stomach hurt again: "But I'm not strong, why don't you rub it for me?"

Zhang Wei relied on being a patient and kept acting coquettishly with Dali. Lu Ziqiao couldn't stand it any longer: "Okay, stop throwing dog food, come, let me rub it for you."

"No, no... hey~~" Zhang Wei just wanted to take advantage of Dali, but he didn't want to be 'taken advantage' by Lu Ziqiao.

"No...uh uh~~"

In order not to eat dog food, Lu Ziqiao kept rubbing his stomach. Within a few seconds, Zhang Wei was shaking and making weird noises.

"Speak well." Bai Zhi said dissatisfied.

"I'm doing well, uh uh~"

"Boom, boom, boom~" There was a sound of the computer starting up in Zhang Wei's stomach, and Zhang Wei looked at a few people: "It seems to be coming from my stomach? What's going on?"

"You only have that wifi egg in your stomach, could it be because of that thing?" Analyzing vigorously.

"Very likely." Zhang Wei nodded: "But, isn't that egg turned on? Could it be that it was turned on by accident?"

"It should be like this." Nodding vigorously, and looking back, Zhao Haitang and Yifei have already gone with Qiye to get the cooking guy, otherwise you can ask him.