Bitch living in an apartment

"Hey, the fittest survive, and the weak are eliminated." Bai Zhi shook her head: "Yu Mo just didn't learn the trick, and he hasn't replenished his sleep until now. Only those who adapt have time to sleep."

"...".

Chapter 1588

"Okay, don't look at it, I'm worried that you won't be able to pull it out, Bai Zhi will be impatient with you." Lu Ziqiao nudged the nympho Meijia with his elbow: "Hurry up and eat~ Our baby will grow up soon." It's about to be born, and it will definitely be cuter when the time comes."

Meijia picked up the spoon, but her eyes were still on Xiaoyaya, but when she heard Lu Ziqiao's voice, she suddenly reacted: "I said, Lu Ziqiao, didn't you say you want to make me a love breakfast? Why do you still make it with Baizhi?" of?"

"..."

Lu Ziqiao froze: "Isn't it because Bai Zhi got up early, so I didn't have a chance to perform it? If he got up later, I would definitely do it."

Meijia looked at him suspiciously: "It's not because Bai Zhi got up early, right? You just have no patience."

"It's unreasonable." Lu Ziqiao frowned when he heard this word: "You said I'm impatient, and I don't believe it today. I'll make a copy for you now."

"Hey, Zi Qiao is going to make a love breakfast?" Zhang Wei said jokingly: "Don't burn the pot, or Bai Zhi will fight you desperately."

"Why did you bring me with you?" Bai Zhi rubbed her nose.

Can't help but find that Xiaoyu is already 'fishing', but still clings to the pacifier in her mouth. As the baby is subconsciously drinking milk, she can't pay attention to the amount of food, so Bai Zhi gently removes the bottle.

"Little baby, it's time to sleep..." Bai Zhi gently picked her up, put Little Feather 670 on the cradle, and took the little Yaya she was looking for, and put it on the cradle that can be gently shaken. Just close the door and come out.

At this time, Lu Ziqiao was already busy in the kitchen, and she looked good wearing an apron, but her knife skills were not satisfactory, and she needed to cut a tomato bit by bit.

"Zi Qiao, if it doesn't work, give up~" Bai Zhi teased.

"Give up why give up? I want you to know that I am a very patient person." Lu Ziqiao made up his mind, but when he looked at the things in his hand, Lu Ziqiao felt something was wrong: "By the way, cutting tomatoes is the first step." Cut the edge or cut in the middle first?"

"Pfft~" A few people almost didn't laugh, so they still think about cooking?

At this time, Zhao Haitang also came in from the outside, smelling the curry sauce: "I can smell the smell of shrimp dumplings and barbecued pork buns."

As soon as the curry sauce finished speaking, Zhao Haitang glanced at her in surprise: "Okay~ Curry sauce, you can smell it now? Yes, there are indeed shrimp dumplings and barbecued pork buns. I bought breakfast for the decoration workers upstairs. Do you want to come too?"

"Hey~ I haven't even made my breakfast yet! Meijia, don't you want to eat my loving breakfast?" Lu Ziqiao saw that Meijia was already scrambling for breakfast, so she was unhappy and made breakfast by herself Woolen cloth!Why did you eat other people's?

Meijia waved her hand: "It's okay, I'll be hungry again when you make it, no, you can't last that long."

"you..."

Lu Ziqiao was speechless, Zhao Haitang bought breakfast for a purpose, and he continued to take out his notebook: "By the way, the opinions you said yesterday are very good, I still want to ask you now, yes Dream home, what else do you think, let's chat while eating."

Talking about things at the dinner table is a mysterious tradition in our country. Drinking is a mistake, but you have to drink to be able to talk about business honestly. I have to say that this is a strange rule.

Meijia was the first to say: "My dream home requires a mature and stable husband, who is not as impatient as Ziqiao, who will be enthusiastic about everything in 3 minutes."

"Why am I impatient?" Lu Ziqiao said dissatisfiedly, "I'm already cooking you breakfast, so I'm not patient yet?"

"Isn't it?" Meijia continued to complain: "You can't even nail nails, but you say you want to make a crib, you can't even cut tomatoes, but you say you want to cook me a love breakfast, this kind of boasting I can’t do the things I want to do, and once the 3-minute heat is over, I don’t have any ideas.”

"How can you be so exaggerated?" Lu Ziqiao retorted dissatisfied.

"Really." Curry Sauce followed up on Mika's words: "Last time, Uncle Joe said he was going to the gym to live broadcast weight lifting, but he gave up after less than three days of persistence, and a 180-pound female anchor I followed to lose weight live, As a result, it took three months to reduce from 180 catties to 250 catties."

"How did she do it?"

Bai Zhi said helplessly: "Oh~ there is a type of people in this world who get fat after drinking water, and this female anchor is probably that type."

"No..." Curry Sauce shook his head: "That's because this female anchor is still doing food and broadcasting on another live broadcast platform. She eats after dancing and exercises, and it's two hundred and five before I know it."

"..."

Although Meijia didn't realize that this had anything to do with patience, she still said, "Look, how patient is he? Take a look at you?"

"This is just an example. I'm usually very patient." Lu Ziqiao continued to refute, but Meijia asked him to give an example. Lu Ziqiao said calmly, "For example... when playing games."

"Come on~" Dali continued to complain: "You play Tetris line by line, and you don't even have the patience to make up four lines."

"Hey hey~" Seeing that he was about to digress, Zhao Haitang hurriedly brought the topic back: "Let's diss Zi Qiao later~ Let's continue talking about the dream home."

Zhang Wei thought for a while, and then said: "My dream home should have a wife who can act like a baby. When I come back from a hard day and see her acting like a baby to me, don't mention it."

Curry Sauce stared at Dali jokingly: "That's not easy? Dali is so cute, he will definitely act like a baby."

"I'm talking about decoration." Zhao Haitang obviously didn't like Zhang Wei and Dali's show, but thinking about it, he seemed to have never seen it before: "But it would be great to see Dali acting like a baby."

Dali said dissatisfiedly: "Why do you have to act like a baby? I have grades and IQ. I don't get anything by acting like a baby."

"Oh~~" Lu Ziqiao and Meijia looked at each other, and Lu Ziqiao asked jokingly, "You don't know how to act like a baby, do you?"

"Dali, it's fine if you don't act like a baby, don't force yourself."

Zhang Wei's words directly aroused Dali's competitive spirit: "Who said I can't, I just haven't learned it. If I learn it, I will definitely do it. Just wait, I will go to check the information and learn it."

"..."

Bai Zhi clicked her tongue: "I'm going to die~ Zhang Wei~ I just don't know if your goosebumps will be enough for you next time, and it's thanks to you that you figured it out by asking a straight girl to act like a baby, hey, remember to stay away from me One point, I reckon my goosebumps will drop.".

Chapter 1589

In the morning, Bai Zhi watched the time and went to wake Yu Mo up, but found that Yu Mo was hugging her neck and refused to let go, and said in a daze, "Bai Bai, why did you come back? What time is it?"

"It's ten o'clock, hurry up and eat something, if the baby wakes up later, you won't have time to eat."

"Oh~" Yu Mo finally realized that there were two more little ancestors in the family, she looked gently at the cradle, the two little guys were holding a pacifier in their mouths, and they kept licking their mouths, sleeping soundly, she A happy smile appeared on his face: "The little ones are still eating while sleeping! When they grow up, they will definitely be more edible than curry sauce."

"It's a blessing to be able to eat." Bai Zhi shook her head: "Okay, get up and eat something, don't wake them up."

"Um..."

Gently getting out of bed and going out, closing the door gently, Yu Mo dared to stretch his waist, patted his mouth: "Ah~ I'm so hungry~ Have you fed the baby yet?"

"Hey, the little guy woke up very early, and I got up and made breakfast by the way."

"That's good."

Yu Mo just wanted to go to the bathroom to wash up, when he came over vigorously, his eyes lit up when he saw Yu Mo: "Sister Yu Mo, do you have time now? I want to ask ~ you to do me a favor."

"Help? What can I help you with?" Yu Mo asked curiously.

"I want to ask you about acting like a baby."

"... Acting... Acting like a baby?" Yu Mo was stunned, this thing. . .Do you still need to study?Isn't it a girl's natural skill?However, compared to wondering about this, Yu Mo was more puzzled about why she wanted to learn this thing.

Before he knew it, Yu Mo looked at Dali with strange eyes, isn't acting like a baby just for his lover?Could it be Zhang Wei. . .

In the next second, Bai Zhi explained to her: "It wasn't this morning, Zhao Haitang asked if he had any comments on his dream home, but Zhang Wei said he wanted a wife who could act like a baby, so Dali took care of it. "

"Oh~ it's really for Zhang Wei?" Yu Mo looked at Dali with a half-smile.

Dali felt terrified when he was looked at, and couldn't help asking weakly: "Sister Yumo, can you teach me?"

"Yes~ Of course, I will teach you when I finish brushing my teeth."

"Okay, thank you, Sister Yumo."

"You're welcome."

Talking about Yu Mo walking to the bathroom, Bai Zhi held back her smile and acted like a baby, he had never seen it before, but Bai Zhi imagined it, but felt that the style of painting was very weird.

Not long after, Yu Mo came out of the bathroom, Bai Zhi brought out a bowl of porridge and some warmed buns, put them on the table, Yu Mo asked while eating: "Then Dali, let's start~ I'll start Take a look at your background, you can act like a baby and show me."

"Oh, okay." Dali said as he brewed his emotions, then suddenly pouted his mouth, and then looked at Yu Mo with wide eyes.

Yu Mo: "..."

Baizhi: "..."

The two looked at each other, looking at Dali's current state, there were ten thousand muddy horses galloping past in his heart, seeing that Mijia was silent, Dali stopped and asked, "Sister Yumo, how are you doing?"

"Hehehe~~" Yu Mo smiled awkwardly: "Well, your foundation is a little weak. Although you have that potential, there is still a lot of room for improvement~"

"Well, I see, thank you Sister Yumo, I will work hard."

Bai Zhi was speechless, he and Yu Mo had spent so long together day and night, so he could hear Yu Mo's hidden meaning, so his foundation was weak, wouldn't it mean he couldn't do it at all?The so-called having this potential clearly means that you have that face that can act like a baby.

And there is a lot of room for improvement. . .It's nothing more than telling you that your foundation is very poor. . .

But Dali took these as compliments to her, and said solemnly: "I checked the information on the Internet, and it said that acting like a baby is for something or someone, and achieves the purpose of psychological expectation by showing weakness. Also use It is a cute expression when dealing with people. For example, between children and parents, between lovers, etc. Sometimes there will be a pouting phenomenon."

"Hehehe~" Yu Mo laughed dryly twice.

You are right, but when you pouted, what happened to your confident eyes and smiling face?

Don't you know the point of others? 'Showing weakness' is key. . .

Yu Mo coughed, and said directly: "Well, I'm well prepared, but my expression is a bit wrong, I want to look a little bit more aggrieved, or angry, and it's better to have a flattering feeling, and then with the action of pouting, Like this."

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Yu Mo took Bai Zhi's arm and shook it left and right: "Bai Bai, I want to eat Tangtang..."

Bai Zhi shivered. Although she knew it was a show, she really couldn't stand it~

"Cough~ It's probably like this." Bai Zhi pointed to Yu Mo, touched her nose and looked at her embarrassment: "Just imagine, when you were young, you were taught by your parents because of your studies."

"However, we have been taught by our parents."

"Eh~~" Bai Zhi was speechless immediately, Yu Mo said silently: "Then try to act like me just now, and I'll see what needs to be corrected."

"Oh, let me try..." Dali pouted: "I want to eat Tangtang..."

"..."

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Yu Mo rubbed his eyebrows: "Well, don't make your face so stiff."

"Is that right?"

"I'm talking about grievances, not cross-eyed."

"That's it."

"..."

An hour later, Bai Zhi was about to go blind, her eyes were too hot, Yu Mo had a bitter face and didn't know how to correct her, just at this time the baby started crying.

To Yu Mo, the cry was like a nightmare before, but now it is like a savior, Bai Zhi rushed in and left this place of right and wrong: "Well, Dali, I recommend you a good learning method, you Find a mirror, and act like a baby in it. When you feel that your face is not so stiff, and you feel pitiful when you look at it, you have succeeded. Let alone, I am going to take care of the baby. You practice on your own first."

"Oh~"

Nodding her head vigorously, a sense of reluctance to admit defeat welled up in her heart. In an hour, she felt that this was the longest time she had spent learning something.

Yu Mo returned to the room, closed the door, ignored Xiaoyaya and Xiaoyu who were crying, and patted his heart: "I was scared to death, I am so tired of teaching Dali to act like a baby~ I have never seen such a blunt act like a baby, I think I'm going to be taken by her."

"Hehehe~" Bai Zhi smiled awkwardly, are you going to be taken there by her?But my goosebumps were about to fall all over the ground, who knew it would be like this?Before Zhang Wei was harmed, his eyes were about to go blind.earth.

Chapter 1590

After sending Dali away, he really didn't come to Yu Mo again, and he didn't know if he was practicing alone or with Zhang Wei. If it was the latter, Bai Zhi was a little disappointed, because he wanted to see it all. Zhang Wei's expression changed.

He watched and tried vigorously here for so long, all the goosebumps all over his body fell to the ground, he wanted to see what would happen to Zhang Wei.

But obviously Bai Zhi was thinking too much, because although Dali had never looked for Yumo, he went to find Meijia to gain experience.

The time to bring the baby passed quickly. Changing diapers, breastfeeding, burping and coaxing them to sleep took a lot of time for the two of them. Bai Zhi put the baby on the cradle, rocked it gently, and sang softly in her mouth : "Sleep quickly, baby..."

The two dogs were having fun in the living room, and when they saw the two babies in the cradle, they couldn't help looking inside curiously, and Bai Zhi knocked on their dogs' heads: "Don't make trouble, if they cry, I'll put them on the bed." You also make the baby cry and comfort the baby."

"Woooooo~"

Although the dogs couldn't understand what Bai Zhi was saying, they could hear Bai Zhi's tone reprimanding them, and couldn't help grunting a few times aggrieved. Pay attention to their two dogs, and put all the focus on the baby.

Of course, they don't understand these things, but they know that there are things that are very important to the shit shoveling officer. The simple dog's mind of a trained dog is to protect the things inside.

The two dogs just ran away, Bai Zhi didn't care, and within a few seconds, came over with a plate in his mouth.

Bai Zhi's head was full of black lines: "Go play on your own, I don't have time."

Who knew that Gouzi loosened his mouth, put the plate in the cradle, and shook his head and tail at Bai Zhi, Bai Zhi was taken aback, and instantly understood, this is giving his baby a toy~

Bai Zhi couldn't help laughing, and patted their dogs' heads: "It's not in vain to hurt you, but the baby can't play with you, go and play by yourself~"