Bitch living in an apartment

This time, Yu Mo didn't bother about Yi Fei's clothes. Knowing that she was painting the wall, Yu Mo didn't ask her anything. On the contrary, Mei Jia saw the heater in Yi Fei's hand and said in surprise: "Yi Fei , You don’t use these heaters to make the paint dry faster, do you?”

"Yeah~" Yifei said distressedly: "But..."

"But it tripped while I was using it, and the color of the paint on it was different." Yu Mo interrupted her to continue.

Yifei stared at Meijia and Yumo with wide eyes. You said that it’s fine if Yumo learned “fortune-telling” from Bai Zhi, but why is it like this even with Meijia: “Are you Holmes possessed?”

"Hey, you can't say the word possession, it's a feudal superstition." Lu Ziqiao reminded Yifei.

Yu Mo and Mijia rarely paid attention to each other, but looked at each other, Yu Mo said weakly: "We just watched a prenatal education animation, and your situation is exactly the same."

"How come?" Yifei didn't believe it, and quickly took the tablet.

Sure enough, after opening it to take a look, everyone came together and watched the prenatal education animation called Piggy Apartment. From the phenomenon of sagging on the wall to the fact that the paint dries too quickly and the color is different, they all showed it.

For a moment, everyone was shocked: "I am..."

"Pay attention to the words..." Meijia reminded everyone.

"Isn't this a coincidence?" Yifei seemed to be swearing, but she couldn't swear, so she could only sigh casually, but such a sentence obviously couldn't express the shock in her heart.

"That's right, this house is exactly the same as Yifei's house." Curry Sauce said.

Zhang Wei: "Sure enough, your wonderful house type can only be imagined by cartoon-level imagination."

Zhao Haitang: "Also, there is Zhu Yifei on it, and the pig Diaochan and the pig Lu Bu are also mentioned."

Lu Ziqiao: "Moreover, the plot happens simultaneously with real-life events."

Dali secretly analyzed: "However, the animation should have been done in advance, and the incident happened only this afternoon. Could it be that this animation can predict the future?"

"No, it might have been analyzed." Bai Zhi rubbed her chin. .

Chapter 1571

"Do you really think that you figured it out after pinching your fingers?" Yifei said dissatisfied, regardless of whether it was a taboo: "Then why don't you count, what will I do later? Come on~ Let me see if I win 500 million."

Bai Zhi glanced at her calmly, not caring whether she believed her or not at all: "Facts speak louder than words, have I analyzed enough about you? Hehe~ Don't think that I haven't moved my fingers recently, so just pretend I don't." Existence, let me tell you, if I say anything, I will frighten you."

"Cut~" Yifei despised Bai Zhi and wouldn't believe anything she said.

Bai Zhi then said: "Actually, this kind of thing is actually very simple. As long as you know the logic of the matter, you can basically determine what will happen next. For example, if I cook, you know that I am going to make egg fried rice today, so what are you doing?" Can't you know, I am used to leaving a little rice for the first meal, and then use it to make fried rice with eggs? Then I will fry the eggs first, and then fried rice?

Painting the wall is also the same reason, I know you want to paint the wall, and you are not a professional wall painter, so I can think that you will make some novice mistakes when painting the wall, as long as you know that novices will make those common mistakes , you can know what will happen to you next, half-guess and half-analyze, the chance of winning is very high. "

"Then what do you mean, we made this animation?" Yu Mo asked curiously, "Who made it?"

"No, I think Lao Bai's analysis is very reasonable. There are only three things. We can watch the next episode. If our things really happen in the future, it will prove that this animation really has the ability to predict the future."

"But, this animation only has one episode~" Mika explained, if there was one, she would watch it herself.

"Isn't there another episode?" Lu Zi~ Qiao glanced at it.

"This is the trailer." Zhang Wei said helplessly: "Wait, let's watch the trailer - that's fine too~"

"Yes, yes, look at the trailer." Yifei clicked on this - the trailer of the animation.

This is when the BGM sounded, Bai Zhi was stunned, this BGM was very familiar, as soon as it sounded, Bai Zhi thought of its name: "My future form."

Moreover, the style of the opening titles of this cartoon is all based on the opening titles in my impression, but the names all become pigs.

"I'm Zhu Xiaoqi, and Sherlock Holmes is talking about me." In the cartoon, the pig Xiaoqi, based on Baizhi, squinted his eyes halfway, biting a straw, and leaned lazily to the side, with a look of not much. Spiritual look.

"I'm Zhu Xiaomo, a woman in the new era, Zhu Xiaoqi, where did you put my fairy water?"

A person appeared one after another, and everyone was even more shocked: "No, the layout of this apartment is exactly the same as our apartment~"

"Even the oranges on the table are the same."

"Look at the credits." Vigorously pointing to the tablet.

Yifei had no objection, and opened the credits list, where a very familiar name appeared, whether it was the original painting or the editing, it was Xiao Hei.

"Little black?"

The few people looked at each other and didn't care about anything else. They hurried downstairs without even knocking on the door, just pushed the door open and went in: "Xiao Hei, come out, hurry up."

"Xiao Hei, explain to me, what's the situation in that piggy apartment?"

"..."

Several people took a look at Xiao Hei, it seemed that this Xiao Hei was a bit strange~ Bai Zhi glanced at it, and immediately explained: "Oh, I remember this Xiao Hei, it seems to be a writing type Xiao Hei."

"Oh~" Xiao Hei raised his head and smiled: "Hi everyone, Zhao Haitang, hello."

"Why did you specifically say hello to Zhao Haitang?" Curry Sauce asked suspiciously.

"Because we are the same kind of people, people born for writing." Xiao Hei explained.

Yifei is not interested in caring what this means!Impatiently asked: "Hey, explain to me, what's going on with this pig apartment?"

Xiao Hei couldn't help becoming melancholy, Bai Zhi scratched her head: "Are all writers like this? Are they always melancholy?"

Xiao Hei ignored Bai Zhi, but continued: "Erwa told me that I should become a great screenwriter. Since I started reading and practicing writing, I found that some things are really difficult, so I used ten After thinking about it for 34 minutes and [-] seconds, I decided, step by step, first find some familiar people and write some simple stories.”

Zhao Haitang was stunned. Hearing these words, why are they so familiar?

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"Is this Wong Kar Wai?"

"That can't be such a coincidence, can it? It happened to write about the process of my painting the wall, and it also predicted the story that happened in it. How did you do it?"

Xiao Hei sighed and continued to answer their questions: "Sanwa gave me two hard drives, one is big data, and the other...is also big data. He said that people are roughly the same and can be predicted. After analyzing the data, I found that what he said is probably true..."

"Okay~ Now I'm Lu Xun..."

"What does he mean?" Meijia spread her hands, expressing her incomprehension.

"What he means is that our behavior patterns are not difficult to analyze, so many things can be deduced." Dali explained.

 …  

"I'm not a single-celled organism, how can I analyze it so easily? Say, are you spying on us?"

Yifei's words caused everyone to riot, and Bai Zhi rubbed her brows: "Okay, I've said it all, this matter is very simple, why don't you wait for him to make the next animation, if it is really predictable, say Maybe it’s really spying on us, isn’t it too arbitrary for you to draw this conclusion now?”

"That's right..." Xiao Hei stood up melancholy: "Bai Zhi is right, the prediction for this episode is accurate, but the next episode may not be accurate. Whether it is accurate or not is a question. "

As Xiao Hei said, he opened the refrigerator door and walked in. . .

Zhao Haitang twitched the corners of his mouth: "Goodbye, Hespeare."

"..." Yifei sighed: "Then what should we do now? Xiao Hei is gone, shall we really wait until the next episode?"

Bai Zhi shrugged: "Of course, it was a coincidence once, and it was a very normal coincidence. If you can say it accurately next time, then you will really be suspicious."

"Then I won't come according to my original plan. I'll see if he can measure it accurately." Yifei said impatiently.

Today, we must find out whether Xiao Hei is peeping. At least with the lesson of Bai Zhi, they are not too difficult to accept, but the image of Xiao Hei is not like the kind of person who can predict the future.

At least Bai Zhi had left an impression on them, while Xiao Hei obviously didn't. . .earth.

Chapter 1572

The next morning, Yumo and Meijia, who finally found something to do, were still in the room worrying about how to handle the welcome party, while Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao called everyone to Yifei's place Meeting, when they heard the word 'welcome meeting', they almost didn't scream out.

When they heard about the real purpose again, they suddenly realized, and couldn't help but feel grateful for Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao's method. . .

"Then this welcome party is just to divert the attention of Sister Yumo and Sister Meijia?" Curry Sauce asked again deliberately.

"Yes."

It wasn't until Bai Zhi expressed her affirmation that she breathed a sigh of relief, and Lu Ziqiao continued to do some ideological work for everyone: "So, this time, if Meijia and Yumo make some more eye-catching requests, please try to satisfy them, anyway. Just a few hours is better than us wearing little suits and saying 'hello' 'thank you' 'you're welcome' every day okay?"

"Excessive demands? What excessive demands?" Zhang Wei asked in disbelief.

"For example, the audience drinks powdered milk, after all, the guests do as they please~" Bai Zhi said calmly.

"Or, wear a diaper to the welcome party."

"..."

"Huh?" Yifei was shocked at the time, how could such a perverted request be made?

Everyone was taken aback, and Bai Zhi said: "Of course, we are all giving examples. Maybe there will not be such an excessive request, or it may be more excessive. You must be mentally prepared."

"Is there anything more outrageous than wearing diapers?" Zhang Wei asked in horror, "Could it be crawling to attend a party?"

"It's not impossible~"

"..."

Several people shivered suddenly. If they crawled to attend the welcome party, they didn't know what to say, but Zhao Haitang couldn't help saying something to Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, don't scare me, I am not It’s scary, anyway, it’s only a few hours, it’s better than tossing every day, I think I can give it a try.”

"Then it's settled?" Lu Ziqiao asked again.

"Ok, deal."

Everyone wanted to end this matter as soon as possible and return to normal life. Life is already very troublesome, and even a few complaints are not allowed, so what's the point?

However, when everyone was about to go down, they were caught by Yifei.

Hey, how is it possible to use someone else's house without doing anything?So, under the threat of Yifei, several people were left to help Yifei paint.

It seems that when she heard that Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao were going to use this place as a temporary base, she had already made up her mind to ask everyone to help her paint the walls. This is really scheming~

There is no way~ I can only pick up the brush and brush it up. . .

When I went back at night, Bai Zhi found that the suit on her body was completely unwearable. It was all covered with various paints. After all, she was not a professional, and even if she was a professional, it was impossible not to get any paint on her~

But when everyone came down, they saw Yumo and Meijia sitting on the sofa, staring at them with half-smiles.

Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao suddenly had a bad premonition.

As soon as he was about to speak, Yu Mo interrupted Bai Zhi: "Bai Bai, you proposed our class welcome party just to divert our attention from this uncivilized list, right?"

"I'll go, when did you become so smart?" Bai Zhi burst into a swear word.

Meijia pointed at him: "The word 'I'm going' was written in the first edition, don't tell me you don't know."

"..."

Yu Mo shook his head, looking very disappointed: "Bai Bai, I thought you would support me, but I didn't expect you to betray me too, I'm so sad."

Bai Zhidan looked at her playful daughter-in-law in pain, is it that serious?And: "I didn't say I wouldn't support you~ At first you said you wanted to be a civilized person, and I supported you very much, have you forgotten?"

"That's right~" Yu Mo realized for a while, but felt wrong again: "Then why do you still think of this way to lie to me?"

Bai Zhi sighed helplessly, and went over to touch her hair: "Fool, I am very supportive of being a civilized person, so the birth of a baby can indeed set a good example for them, but being too civilized is not a good thing, just like me Those big bosses I have come into contact with before~ what 'upper people'~ are all polite, but so what? It feels like wearing a mask.

If our babies really want to become that kind of person, I hope they can be like the reckless people in the storybook, eating meat and drinking heavily, why are they so tired? "

"So, you plan to use this method to divert our attention and make us forget about it? Baizhi, are you too shameless?"

"Hey~" Bai Zhi immediately pointed at her: "Shameless is a curse word, are you sure you want to say 0......"

"I..." Meijia suddenly became angry: "You can fool Yumo, but you can't fool me. Let me tell you, this welcome party will be held, and a list of civilized vocabulary and keeping gentlemen and ladies must also be done."

"Oh~" Bai Zhi nodded: "Then you take the lead first, I don't think you are talking so loudly just now, it doesn't fit the appearance of a lady, come on, Meijia, follow me: please cooperate, we will hold a welcome meeting first , keep it civil, keep it gentlemanly and ladylike, please."

When the few people heard what Bai Zhi squeezed her throat to say, they almost burst out laughing, and Mei Jia couldn't help but wanted to laugh too, Bai Zhi pointed at her and said, "Hey, it's what a lady should do when she smiles without showing her teeth, Mei Jia , shut your mouth."

"I'll take a sip of salt soda..." Meijia burst into flames when she heard it, and uttered a dirty word. Before she could say anything, Bai Zhi yelled, "What? What?"

"After heating, irrigate your face..." Meijia said the following words softly, and suddenly said angrily: "Then what else do you have, why don't you say it all? 2.9"

Seeing Meijia like this, Lu Ziqiao really felt distressed: "Meijia, if you want to train, you can train~ Bai Zhi is right, there is no need to live so tiredly, we know you are doing it for the sake of the baby, but you are really a little bit. . . . overcorrected a bit.”

Giving Meijia a step down, Meijia stared at Baizhi angrily: "Okay, okay, can't I stop correcting it?"

"What about you?" Bai Zhi asked while stroking Yu Mo's hair.

"Since Meijia has said so, then I admit defeat, but the welcome party must be held."

"Yes, the welcome meeting must be held." Meijia nodded at the same time: "We have been preparing for a long time!"

"It's all up to you." Lu Ziqiao said with a smile, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. .