Bitch living in an apartment

"..." Zhao Haitang felt a sudden in his heart, he didn't believe it: "Don't lie to me, Zhang Wei, you just want to fool me, I just heard that you knelt down on one knee to Dali, and you obviously haven't started yet, you and I Say this."

"Uh~ Excuse me." Meijia did not know when she got close to Zhao Haitang: "Actually, Dali knelt down on one knee, not Zhang Wei."

"What?" Zhao Haitang looked at Dali in disbelief, who nodded.

Zhao Haitang's mouth was wide open and he couldn't close it at all, Dali simply took advantage of this moment: "Okay ~ Zhang Wei, in fact, I was just scaring you, I originally wanted to give you a small gift, but Lao Bai said that half of the effect is not Very good, so I thought of the meaning of pretending to propose marriage, and then caused a sense of gap, Nuo, this is a small gift I bought for you."

Dali took out a box from the bag with a bow tied on it. Zhang Wei opened it and saw that it was actually a watch. Zhang Wei asked incredulously, "Is this for me?"

"Yes, I think your watch is broken, and you have to adjust the time every other day. It's too troublesome, so I spent half of my part-time income to buy one for you. Do you like it?"

"Half a month's income?" Zhang Wei weakly exclaimed, there is a precedent, Zhang Wei naturally knows how much Dali's half a month's income is, anyway, it is more than his one or two months' income. . .

"Don't like it?"

"I like it, I like it." Zhang Weiqian laughed twice. Fortunately, he is not so cheating. If he saves face at this time, he may really become a single dog.

Zhao Haitang's heart was about to break, he bought the flowers, he arranged the atmosphere of 653, and he invited the entrustment, but in the end he made a wedding dress for Zhang Wei, he wished he could slap himself twice. . .

"Kiss one, kiss one, kiss one..."

Putting away the small presents, Zhang Wei could be said to be proud of it. The audience didn't buy it, but booed. Zhao Haitang glared, and the people he invited to act as trustees stopped immediately.

But those who are not entrusted will not give him face, but there is a tendency to shout louder and louder: "Kiss one, kiss one, kiss one..."

Zhang Wei had no choice but to lean over shyly, and kissed Dali on the forehead to be satisfied. The melon-eating crowd knew that they should not be forced too much, so they continued to cheer.

Zhao Haitang threw the flowers aside in a daze, and drank the wine in one gulp regardless of who was next to him.

The bartenders also quickly felt something was wrong, and silently poured him a glass of wine: "Don't be sad, there is no grass in the world, why bother to fall in love with a single flower, uh..."

Seeing Zhao Haitang's murderous eyes, the bartender felt very guilty, and just said calmly: "Well, this is what our store manager invited you, so it's an apology. Your tip will be [-]% off tonight. You can drink it first. I'm busy..."

Zhao Haitang almost threw a glass away after being slapped a few times by the bartender, but finally put down his hand resentfully. . . .

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However, the next day, Zhao Haitang was still alive and kicking, as if the unhappy matter had disappeared with his drink last night, and he was still flirting with Zhang Wei, showing all kinds of courtship to Dali.

When Bai Zhi asked about him, he said in a very bachelor way: "Isn't it just another three months? I can afford to wait. I've heard what Brother Ziqiao said. Dali only cares about whether she passes the exam. Wait until she passes the exam." , I will get rid of Zhang Wei, and I still have a good chance at that time, hahaha~~"

Everyone twitched the corners of their mouths, and for the sake of being a spare tire, there was no one else except Zhao Haitang. Curry Sauce walked in from the next door, obviously ready to continue studying. Seeing Zhao Haitang laughing wildly, he couldn't help scratching his head: "Zhao Haitang What's wrong with Haitang? Didn't you feel very unhappy last night? Why is it like picking up money today?"

"Isn't it because I heard that Dali and Zhang Wei just renewed their contract for three months, and he thinks he still has a chance." Yifei clutched her forehead, teaching such a problem student, her heart also collapsed.

Curry Sauce laughed twice: "Then you have no chance."

"Why?" Zhao Haitang asked dissatisfied.

Curry Sauce coughed, looked at Zhao Haitang sympathetically, and then explained the reason: "Last night, when I went home, I happened to hear Lawyer Zhang and Dali whispering in the office."

"What did they say?"

"Say it vigorously... say that the agreement is cancelled..."

"Hahaha~ Canceled?" Zhao Haitang laughed wildly before the curry sauce was finished, "I just said~ Vigorously canceled, the task must be completed, she has already dumped Zhang Wei, hahaha~~"

"Well, what Dali means is that she is willing to be Zhang Wei's girlfriend, and there is no need for an agreement." Curry Sauce weakly interrupted Zhao Haitang's laughter, and at the same time made up for him.

"Gah~" Zhao Haitang seemed to be choked by the throat: "Why? You lied to me, right?"

"What did I lie to you¨‖?" Curry Sauce said dissatisfied: "What good is this for me? It's true, I heard from Dali that she was inspired by this performance, especially when Lawyer Zhang kissed Dali. After a while, Dali finally understands what love is, so he plans to cancel the agreement with Zhang Wei, and in the future... husband and son."

"..."

Several people looked at Curry Sauce, and Curry Sauce finally realized: "Uh, what I mean is that officially being with Lawyer Zhang in the future means becoming a formal relationship."

"..."

Zhao Haitang yelled frantically in his heart, so it is because of the performance he prepared, after being intercepted by Zhang Wei and Dali, it actually made them happy?

Zhao Haitang limply fell on the sofa, life is hopeless, that is to say, if he does nothing this time, he can wait another three months to break up with Zhang Wei vigorously?These are all your own reasons?

Several people could not help feeling a little sympathetic to Zhao Haitang. The goddess officially became someone else's girlfriend.

"That..." Yu Mo said weakly: "How about we go to the bar and have a sit?"

"good idea."

"Let's go~ let's go~"

"Well, let's go together..."

Everyone wanted Zhao Haitang to calm down for a while. After being continuously hit like this, if he didn't think about it carefully, he would easily become mentally disabled. Suddenly, only Zhao Haitang was left in the apartment, and this guy left tears of regret . . .

. . . . . .

Another three days have passed, and Zhang Wei and Dali are still in love now, but their love is not as intense as Guan Gu and Yoyo, but rather lightly, saying some earthy love words, and then flattering each other.

This scene made everyone lose interest in their gossip.

Of course, it may also be that some people are too busy to pay attention to the affairs of the two of them. . .

In fact, Lu Ziqiao, as the leader, is now busy supporting his family, so how could he possibly take care of Zhang Wei's affairs?If he doesn't read it, others are naturally not interested. . .

That night, Bai Zhi and Yu Mo came to the bar after dinner, and Yu Mo held his belly in high spirits: "Little Feather, Little Yaya, do you see that, this bar is where Mom and Dad are together, the boss is Your father~ Did you see the big windmill over the bar? It was put up by my mother herself, implying the beginning of love between parents~"

"Yo~ You guys are really good enough, one for the kids to popularize everything about bars, and the other for the baby to popularize your love history, you don't bother me, if I were a baby, I would have been bored already." Yifei laughed Glancing at Yu Mo, he seemed speechless at her words.

"I just let the baby know the way. This bar is like our home. If the child is born at that time, I probably have to run to this place. Get to know each other early and feel at ease."

Bai Zhi shook his head, to be honest, even if the bar was his, he didn't want his children to come to the bar so early, but he didn't refute Yu Mo's words, seeing the table full of beer bottles, he asked helplessly: "` ‖Wow, Zhao Haitang, it’s been so long, are you still struggling? Drink so much alcohol, be careful of stomach perforation~”

"You think too much, I forgot about that matter long ago, I was just doing math problems for curry sauce."

"What math problem?"

"This is it." Curry Sauce took out the book and read: "The bar is running a promotion, a bottle of beer is two yuan, four bottle caps can be exchanged for a bottle of beer, and two empty bottles can be exchanged for a bottle of beer, ask, ten How many bottles of beer can you drink with [-] yuan?"

"This question is a bit tricky~" Bai Zhi shook her head: "It's really hard to do without a certain logic, but you need to drink so much beer to calculate this kind of math problem? Are you burning too much money?"

"This is purely full of food (Wang Lihao). The problem of buying wine comes to the bar to do calculations. What about the problem of shooting?" Yifei pouted.

Yu Mo just wanted to pick up a bottle of wine, but was stopped by Bai Zhi: "Oh~ Yu Mo, you can't drink, and you're not in a hurry to remember, right? Waiter, have a glass of milk."

"Drinking milk again? I'm going to throw up." Yu Mo said dissatisfied.

"Don't worry, it's yogurt this time." Bai Zhi said lightly, "Is it to make you drink so much water? Drinking water makes you feel full. No wonder you don't eat much every day."

"Empty and full? This is the first time I've heard of this word." Yifei shook his head in pain: "But, Yumo, are you okay now? It will be born in two months at most, so running around is no problem, right? ?”

"Don't worry, the doctor said that my current condition is very stable. If I can maintain this condition, there should be no premature birth by then."

"That's good.".

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Back home from the bar at night, Bai Zhi was biting the tip of her pen and looking at the computer, as if thinking about something, Yu Mo came in from the outside, stood behind him and looked, and found that he was looking up information again, and suddenly lost interest.

Turning back and sitting on the bed, she said casually: "Honey, Mika came to see me just now, she told me something, I think it makes sense, and I want to discuss it with you."

"Meijia is looking for you?" Bai Zhi was stunned for a moment: "What did she tell you?"

"She said that for the sake of better prenatal education for the children, she hoped that there would be no swearing in the apartment, and that civilized language should be used as much as possible." Yu Mo looked at Bai Zhi expectantly, wanting to see what he had to say.

"Good thing~ Of course I support it." Although Bai Zhi also knew that prenatal education should not be of much use, it is not a bad thing to use more civilized language, and it should be regarded as improving the apartment environment.

"Really? Then do it quickly~"

"What?" Bai Zhi was even more stunned: "I don't seem to use any curse words, do I?"

"Meijia said that she would sort out an uncivilized vocabulary list. She prepared an uncivilized vocabulary list, and I prepared a civilized vocabulary list."

"..." Bai Zhi twitched 653 corners of her mouth: "You still have a division of labor? Civilized vocabulary, do you also need to prepare this kind? Isn't it just, hello, thank you, please?"

Yu Mo stared at himself with a half-smile, and Bai Zhi patted his forehead: "Okay, okay~ Don't look at me like that, I can help you find it?"

"Thank you dear."

"..."

Bai Zhi is very helpless, you said that you have nothing to do all day, you can just find it yourself at night, if you insist on me to help you, no wonder you say you have nothing to do every day, it is all because of your own laziness.

Bai Zhi couldn't help but blame herself, why did she agree?Just say it's not necessary and it's over?Otherwise, there wouldn't be so much trouble.

As a last resort, Bai Zhi could only switch the webpage, find it bit by bit, and then draw it into a table. . .

In the early morning of the next day, Bai Zhi's side was fine, and the vocabulary list of civilization was not too much. It only took him half an hour to sort it out, and it didn't even add up to a page.

Of course, if you have to be serious and list all of them, it is definitely impossible to just do this, but Bai Zhi thinks it is unnecessary, and it is enough to have these commonly used ones.

I woke up in the morning and made some snacks and porridge casually, and just ate it.

Now breakfast has almost become a meal they must eat, and they don't know when it started, they are not like before, they don't eat breakfast, they sleep until twelve noon, and they are high at night until the wee hours of the morning.

Bai Zhi woke everyone up to have breakfast, and Curry Sauce and Zhao Haitang quarreled as they walked over: "The answer couldn't be clearer, walking and running are as much exposed to the rain."

"But this only takes into account the situation of people walking forward with their backs straight. If there is an angle between people and the rain itself, it should be more rain when walking."

"True knowledge comes from practice. What you say doesn't count. We will experiment later."

The two of them refused to accept each other, and they insisted on fighting to the death, and the heads of several people who watched it would hurt.

"What are you two arguing about so early in the morning?"

"Oh, isn't it a so-called math problem?" Zhang Wei said impatiently: "I got up this morning to take a shower, but these two guys set up a treadmill in the bathroom, and they are testing whether it rains more when walking or running. Lots of rain."

"I'll go, when did you start thinking about such a profound subject?"

"It's because it's profound, so you have to think~"

"It makes sense, but I'm speechless."

"Hey, I'm so hungry~ I woke up early this morning to review, and my stomach is almost flat." The curry sauce was on the plate, and I just ate it hungrily.

Dali said helplessly: "You should eat less~ God knows what ridiculous things you will do when you are full."

"Morning everyone~" At this time, Mika also came out of the room, holding a sticker in her hand, and said happily: "I have something, I want to ask everyone, come and pass it on to each other."

Meijia passed on the sticker in her hand to everyone, and Bai Zhi took it, glanced at it, and rolled her eyes helplessly: "Uncivilized vocabulary? Did you really write it out?"

"you know?"

Several people looked at Bai Zhi suspiciously, and then Bai Zhi explained: "Yu Mo came to me last night and said that Meijia came to her to improve the apartment environment, and suggested that everyone use more civilized language and stop swearing, and that Meijia was in charge Looking for swearing words, Yumo is in charge of civilized words, I didn't expect to come up with it in one night."

"Since you know, what about your share?" Meijia stared closely at Bai Zhi, as if she would go crazy if Bai Zhi didn't take it out.

Bai Zhi sighed helplessly, turned around and went back to the room. When she came out, she also took a stack of paper, but it was much less than Meijia's, only a few pages in total.

"Why so few?"

"There are only so many daily expressions, how many more do you want?"

Meijia sighed helplessly: "It's so little, it's so little~ just make do with it, let's pass it on to everyone, please, everyone, for the healthy growth of the baby, everyone speak more civilized language."

A few people didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, so they took it and looked at it. Curry Sauce said excitedly: "Ahahaha~ I didn't expect this word to be an uncivilized word. I will..."

Curry Sauce looked up and found that Mijia was looking at her, and then said: "Even if I know, I won't tell..."

"I'm a lawyer, a high-end group, how can I say these words?" Zhang Wei expressed himself immediately.

"I'm a dignified postdoctoral fellow, and it's even more impossible." Yifei continued.

"I'm a man who wants to become a great writer. I despise these vulgar words." Not to be outdone, Zhao Haitang immediately jumped out to express his opinion.

Meijia saw that everyone expressed their opinions, and couldn't help looking at Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao. Lu Ziqiao was startled, and said righteously: "Don't look at me~ E-commerce live broadcasts don't allow swearing, I have long developed a habit of using civilized language Habit."

Bai Zhi spread her hands: "Don't look at me, if I don't agree, I won't agree to Yumo to help her make this vocabulary list."

"Very well, I'm relieved now." Meijia said with a smile, but when she saw a certain corner, she asked again: "What about you?"

"Wang Wang Wang~~"

"You still dare to curse?"

"..." Lu Ziqiao hurriedly pulled Mijia back, and Mika finally realized: "Cough, okay~ big haha ​​and small ha are not counted, even if they scold everyone, they still can't understand. If that's the case, I'm very happy. In the future, Xiao Ha Xiaobu will thank you."

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