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"You..." Meijia became angry immediately. We kindly told you that there was a monster in the suite, but we didn't expect you to treat us like this.

Seeing Mijia and Guan Gu's pitiful appearances, Bai Zhi couldn't help coming out to help, because he also wanted to see what this cockroach looked like, and this creature had appeared here more than once.

"How about we find this monster?"

"It's easy to say, how can I find it?" Meijia seemed to be still worried about Bai Zhi not helping her, and now her words were electrified.

"We have a private detective. Didn't you say you used a book to shoot that... cockroach? We just need to find that book."

"Private detective... who is it? You're the one who won't talk about it, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked up and down at Bai Zhi with disdain: "I don't even make drafts for bragging."

Bai Zhi's face turned black: "Do I look like a detective? I said it's our little friend."

As she spoke, Bai Zhi put her hand into her mouth, pursed her mouth, and whistled "Chirp~": "Dog, come here."

Two bastards outside the door happily ran over, kept circling under Bai Zhi's feet, and roared at Zeng Xiaoxian when he was stunned, but the only thing that could be seen on the face of those bastards was the appearance of a nosebleed, vicious But I didn't see it at all.

"This is your private detective?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the two bastards in disbelief. Erha is a creature that claims to change its appearance with IQ. Are you sure this can be a detective?This was the worst time he had ever heard of a detective being hacked.

"Ha... Cats are more suitable for catching mice, but when it comes to finding things, creatures like dogs have never been afraid of anyone!"

"But... are you sure they can be found?" Guan Gu looked in disbelief, these two guys usually have nothing else to do except show cuteness, sleep and tear down houses, are you sure they can find things like trained police dogs?

"Ha~ Today I will show you that my dog ​​is not as simple as a pet dog."

Bai Zhi smiled triumphantly, which attracted the attention of several people, "Modan, after you bought it, you didn't take care of it as much as Mijia, and returned your dog.

But these are not important, Bai Zhi found out the book, put it in front of the noses of the couple and sniffed it.

"Wang Wang~"

Daha and Xiaoha yelled twice, and ran out quickly. . .

"Wow~" Several people were shocked, Guan Gu said in disbelief: "No way! I found it so soon? Go and have a look."

After talking, several people also ran out, only to see two bastards running around in the living room, and then. . .Both dogs pulled something out of a corner.

"Eh~~" Bai Zhi's confident smile froze, and the two dogs stood at Bai Zhi's feet as if showing off.

"Pfft~hahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian patted the sofa and laughed loudly: "This is your private detective? Hahaha, where did you find two packs of unassembled aunt's towels? Hahaha~ Meijia, here is You are a woman, so it can’t be yours, right? So these two huskies still have the genes of perverts! Hahaha~”

"Fuck off, Yumo is not a woman?" Meijia's face turned red suddenly: "Bai Zhi, why is your dog like this?"

"..." Bai Zhi's head was full of black lines, he didn't know why these two dogs behaved like this!It stands to reason that it shouldn't be difficult to find something: "Daha, Xiaoha, what are you doing? Huh~"

"What's wrong?" Guan Gu said helplessly.

"There's a delivery note on it, let me see whose name it is? Recipient: Zeng Xiaoxian..."

"Ga~" Zeng Xiaoxian's wild laughter froze when he heard this sentence, while Bai Zhimeijia and Guan Gu looked at him with inexplicable eyes.

"Hahahaha~haha~" Several people covered their stomachs and laughed louder than Zeng Xiaoxian just now. If Bai Zhi hadn't supported the sofa, she would have fallen to the ground.

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"Hahaha, haha~ No way, Mr. Zeng, you laugh! Keep laughing! Hahaha~"

"Mr. Zeng, what are you a big man doing buying this thing? Hahaha~" Meijia kept patting the sofa, but it didn't hurt anyway, so she just took it as a relief.

Now it was Mr. Zeng's turn to turn red. He snatched the things and shouted angrily, "You know what, can't I have a girlfriend?"

"Just blow it up! Hahaha~" Bai Zhi wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, "You said you wanted to confess your love to Yifei when you came back, but now you say you have a girlfriend and bought her an aunt's towel? Who? Believe it!"

"That's right, hahaha~ Teacher Zeng, I didn't hit you. Even if you buy it for your girlfriend, it must be filled in your girlfriend's name, not yours, and you won't keep it for yourself. Pfft~haha ~You must have used it yourself."

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"Okay! Teacher Zeng, I didn't expect you to hide such a wild heart under your gentle appearance! Well, yes, yes, after your operation, we didn't see any difference in you."

"What surgery?" Guan Gu asked while laughing.

"What do you say?"

"Oh, Sogasnai, I've learned to live forever..."

"You guys can't stop! You've been laughing for 10 minutes." Zeng Xiaoxian shouted angrily, "My feet tend to sweat easily when I travel, so why buy some for my own use...is that strange?" ?”

After Zeng Xiaoxian finished yelling, he realized what he said.

Several people laughed louder. Bai Zhi patted his shoulder, and he grinned in pain: "Haha, Mr. Zeng, you finally admitted that you used it yourself. It's not that we blamed you. Don't talk nonsense in the future! Our I will sue you for defamation..."

That's the fact, even if Zeng Xiaoxian said that he had a girlfriend and lived together, he only filled in his name.

Anyway, it's fine not to admit it, but if he said it like this, wouldn't he just admit it directly, was he buying this thing for his own use?

Saying the former will make people cast ambiguous looks at him, but it's nothing, but the latter. . .They will die, die laughing. . .six.

Chapter 149

Laughing enough, tired of laughing, they finally stopped, sitting on the sofa panting, the two culprits were jumping up and down on the sofa, as if they were asking Bai Zhi for credit.

Bai Zhi also patted their dog heads very clearly, as a kind of appreciation to them, only Zeng Xiaoxian looked at them with murderous eyes.

"Forget it, stop laughing, I'm exhausted." Bai Zhi waved his hand, this time he might have taken on his jokes for a year, Zeng Xiaoxian had tasted this kind of super turning point.

This let him know a truth, feng shui turns, when you come to his house today, it is better to keep a low profile, even if you want to laugh at others, you have to cover your mouth and laugh at others with your eyes.

In this way, even if others are dissatisfied, he can still say that his eyes are like this, and there is nothing he can do about it. . .

"I remember that the cockroach mouse fell out of Teacher Zeng's box, so it must have the smell of Teacher Zeng, that's why everyone found out Teacher Zeng's things." Say, it's really possible.

"Then let's keep looking!" Bai Zhi suggested, patted the little heads of the two henchmen: "Go! Pikachu, find that unknown creature."

The two erhas ran happily, at this time Zeng Xiaoxian was still a little drumming, these two guys won't find anything bad again, right?

. . . . . .

An hour later, 3602.

A few people sat on the sofa and yawned, while the two dogs were still running around happily.

Zeng Xiaoxian yawned, and said helplessly, "How long do we have to look for them? Aren't they tired? After so long, they either ran away or died. Can we find them?"

"Wait a little longer, maybe that cockroach mouse ran too fast, so Daha and Xiaoha didn't catch up." Meijia also looked at the phone weakly, and found that it was still early, so she could continue to search.

Another hour later. . .

Bai Zhi had already fallen asleep leaning on the sofa, Zeng Xiaoxian took out his phone and looked at the time: "Damn, it's so late? I'm already hungry, don't need to look for it? Bai Zhi, let's cook."

Bai Zhi was woken up by Zeng Xiaoxian, she answered in a daze, and suddenly thought of what she said: "No, I said it, I will never cook until I have carved the dragon."

"Which muscle of yours is cramping again?"

"You care about me? Anyway, I don't know how to cook." Bai Zhi responded forcefully, and then stared straight at Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Why are you staring at me like that?" Zeng Xiaoxian turned around and saw Bai Zhi staring at him with a very strange look, so he asked dissatisfied.

Meijia and Guan Gu also glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian lightly, then "huo" stood up, also stared at Zeng Xiaoxian, their faces were full of shock, even Daha and Xiaoha stopped, stood in front of him and stretched their hands. Long tongue.

How weird is this picture.

"Don't look at me like that, can you? Just tell me what you want?" Now Zeng Xiaoxian was even more afraid. These people won't turn into beasts, right?

Meijia and Guan Gu are fine, they can deal with it by themselves, but Baizhi?Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly felt a slight egg pain, if this guy got up, what would he do?

Zeng Xiaoxian was thinking wildly, but he looked at Meijia, huh?Why does this expression look so scared?I am not afraid, what is she afraid of?

"Zeng...Mr. Zeng." Guan Gu and Meijia slowly moved away from Zeng Xiaoxian, and Guan Gu called his name tremblingly.

"What are you doing? What do you guys want?" Zeng Xiaoxian put up a fight: "If I do this again, I'll leave!"

"No, look behind you."

"Cut, behind me." Zeng Xiaoxian pointed his middle finger in disdain: "I've been playing with this set since I was in elementary school, can you have some novel moves?"

"Really, Teacher Zeng, your back!" Meijia reminded again.

"Cut~" Zeng Xiaoxian obviously didn't believe it, and he wouldn't turn back even if he was beaten to death: "Hmph, don't try to lie to me, I won't turn back even if I was killed."

Bai Zhi didn't bother to remind him so much, this time he saw it clearly, not to mention that the real Nima seemed to be a new species, so he screamed excitedly: "Daha Xiaoha, come on, bite it."

"Wang Wang~"

Daha and Xiaoha yelled happily twice, then jumped up and rushed to Zeng Xiaoxian's back, Zeng Xiaoxian yelled and dodged to the side, with something on his hand.

He squeezed it curiously, it was hard, as if it still felt fluffy.

Zeng Xiaoxian picked it up curiously, put it in front of his eyes, and then his eyes became bigger and bigger...  

"Ah~" Zeng Xiaoxian wailed and threw the cockroach mouse, which happened to land on Meijia.

"Ah~" There was another louder scream, and the cockroach mouse pitifully flew up again, and landed in Guan Gu's hands.

"Ah~"

All of a sudden, 3602 jumped like crazy, and the three of them threw it back and forth, as if they were holding a bomb in their hands for an experiment. Under the dumbfoundedness of Bai Zhi, the three of them threw it around and quickly ran out.

"I'm going, where are these people crazy?" Bai Zhi complained helplessly, and then shouted excitedly: "Large, small, catch alive."

"..."

Several people closed the door of 3601 in shock, panting continuously, especially Zeng Xiaoxian, who has been in close contact with cockroaches several times, and now he feels like he is going to die.

"What's the matter with you guys? Why are you out of breath?" Yifei and the others asked curiously when they saw their appearance.

"They're trying to catch that cockroach in the suite!"

"Did you catch it?" Yifei became even more curious.

"I caught it." Meijia took the time to answer Yifei's question.

"That's great, I want to see what it is." Yifei suddenly became excited, and novelty is still very popular sometimes.

"Yes, yes, we were almost caught by it." Mika 0.6 explained in horror, and she was trembling even now, as if she still had lingering fears.

"Ah?" Zeng Xiaoxian also patted himself on the chest: "Don't go there, that thing is even scarier than what Meijia and the others said!"

"Let me say you two, Mika is fine, why do you two men still look like bears?" Yifei said dissatisfied.

"Yifei, you haven't seen it. If you saw it, you would definitely feel disgusted."

"How disgusting."

"How disgusting it is."

"Cut." Yifei rolled his eyes, and didn't intend to pay any more attention to these psychopaths.

At this time, Bai Zhi was holding a cage in his hand, which contained a mouse-like creature, which seemed to be dead, but Bai Zhi still rolled his eyes when he teased it, indicating that he was just pretending to be dead. .

Chapter 150

"Hey, brothers and sisters, your Angelica Gege may be back."

Holding this strange creature, Bai Zhi pushed open the door of 3601, only to find that this suite was also weird, with dim lights and unexplained crowd eating melons.

Oh, no, it should be said that there were three people sitting on one side, not knowing what they were doing, but looking at the table, it seemed that there were two arrogant court ladies serving the emperor. . .

"Hey, Yifei, Wanyu, Zhanbo, what are you doing? Can I join in?"

"Shut up, didn't you see Zhan Bo appreciating the master's works? Shut up, this process is sacred." Yifei gave Bai Zhi a hard look, and then looked at Lu Zhanbo.

"Master? Hehehe~!" Bai Zhi glanced at the egg fried rice on it, and laughed contemptuously.

"Hmm~~~" Yifei dragged out her tone.

"Are you kidding? Do I seem to give in so easily?" Bai Zhi said righteously, and then said with a mean face: "Why don't you find me in this cooking competition? 09? I'm a professional."

"That's right! Sister, you can ask Bai Zhi to comment! He is a professional." Lu Zhanbo nodded in agreement.

"Shut up, don't think I don't know what you're up to, you have to eat today, and you have to eat if you don't." Lu Zhanbo was speechless when his domineering aura leaked out.

"Okay!" Bai Zhi didn't insist: "By the way, what about Mr. Zeng and the others! I also prepared a big baby for them to see!"

"Hey, Bai Zhi, what are you holding in your hand?" Wan Yu noticed that the thing in Bai Zhi's hand was covered with a piece of cloth. From the outside, it could only be seen that it was a cage.

"This is the big baby I prepared for Guan Gu and the others. Hehe, where are they? I want to give them a surprise, and they will definitely like it." Bai Zhi revealed a mean smile on her face.

"What is it? Can I take a look?" Wan Yu became interested as soon as she heard the word "surprise".